After buying the earth [Comprehensive British and American]

Bruceton lived.

It was as if all the clues between the flashes and the flints were suddenly connected in series, so that he actually felt that the truth was not so surprising.But obviously, other people don't think the same as him.

The old butler was stunned, and even wondered if he had heard it wrong: "...My God, are you talking about Miss Hilda, Master Dick?" He looked at Dick seriously.

Dick nodded. "Yes, if Bruce doesn't have a second fiancée and Damian doesn't have another mother, we're talking about the same person."

He looked at Bruce: "...Why don't you look surprised at all, Bruce?"

It's a pity that Bruce didn't want to analyze why he wasn't surprised at all, he just smiled coldly: "Because I'm Batman."

Dick: "..."

He couldn't help it, and said: "This doesn't seem to be a joke, Bruce. You have seen Damian's appearance too. No normal mother would train her underage son in the same way as training soldiers-and strictly Say, Damian is not only immature, he can even be said to have just been born! I can guarantee that Hilda's plan is not pure fantasy, maybe she has formed a terrifying army..."

Bruce looked at Dick and said calmly, "Really? Damian told you just now?"

"He didn't," Dick spread his hands, "I guess. After all, I have also fought against those alien invaders. Which one of them came to conquer the universe single-handedly?"

Bruce was silent for a while: "I see. But this is not your business, Nightwing, I think you should go back to your city as soon as possible."

Dick hadn't expected the answer: "I can help—"

"If this news is true, then it should be handled by the Justice League."

"But the person in charge is Damian's mother!" He couldn't help saying, "This is closely related to us! It can even be said that it involves our family affairs! If something happens to Hilda, I don't think Damian Will sit back and watch, and we will all be involved when the time comes."

"No." Bruce denied, "Hilda gave Damian to me, which in itself shows her attitude."

Dick was taken aback: "She doesn't want Damian involved?...Damian said..."

Bruce glanced at him: "...I thought you had passed the stage of accepting all information without screening. Also, don't bully him too much."——otherwise, he couldn't guarantee whether Hilda would know do what.

Dick rubbed his nose: "Hey, we're just teaching Damian some basic social experience - it's better to suffer in the hands of family members than in the hands of outsiders."

The corners of Bruce's lips hooked inconspicuously. Obviously, he did not object to the boys' way of getting along.

Alfred had a panoramic view of everything and couldn't help shaking his head.

"You and Hilda have made up, haven't you?" Dick asked.

The upturned corners of Bruce's mouth immediately flattened.He didn't understand why he always had to face this unanswerable question.

Dick didn't notice Bruce's silence, and he began to fantasize naively: "She was completely irresistible to Bruce before, I mean, if you've made up, maybe you just have to soften up with her, like before With a few sweet words like that, she will give up this cold plan because of you... Do you think it is possible?"

The corners of the old father's mouth had already begun to droop silently, and he let out a cold air all over his body: ... Who does Dick think of him?A mistress who likes blowing pillow wind?

He looked at Dick with a depressed look, and issued an expulsion order to him: "This is not your concern, go back to sleep, Dick."

"...Uh, okay." Dick blinked, seemed to realize something, stared at Bruce and said, "God, Bruce! Your voice is really—"

Bruce: "..."

"I won't say anything." Dick backed away quickly and left quickly, leaving the last sentence echoing in the Batcave, "...Actually, none of us were surprised by this, if I can make you feel better by saying so."

Bruce sighed.

"Perhaps Master Dick's suggestion is indeed worthy of reference." The old butler said from the side.

Bruce held his forehead: "Alfred, why do you..."

Alfred shrugged his shoulders: "Because everyone who has seen you and Miss Hilda will have this kind of thought. Actually, I am not so worried about it now, sir, I am old, and my eyes It can only be limited to the safety of the family, and I know Batman will always have a way. In fact, the only thing I am worried about is..."

"what?"

"You won't let Master Damian become a single parent, will you?"

Bruce: "..."

Alfred looked at him expectantly, as if this was the old man's only wish.

He pursed the corners of his lips, holding back some complicated thoughts in his heart: "...I don't think so."

—He didn't think things were going to be that bad.

"I don't know why, but I'm not very surprised by this news." At the end of the meeting table in the watchtower, Superman in the red cape said, "So, B, have you tried plan A?"

Batman frowned, and he looked at the chairman of the alliance, inexplicably having a bad feeling: "... what plan A?"

Flash glanced at Batman in surprise, and all the members on the long table looked at Batman in surprise, as if he didn't know how surprising this so-called "plan A" was.

Superman: "It's plan A for dealing with Hilda."

Batman said in a deep voice: "...that's the problem, I can't find her weakness."

"How could it be?" The Flash said first, "Even I know what Hilda Walker's weakness is!"

Batman looked at Flash, suddenly, he realized something, and said with a headache: "...you better not say..."

"—Her weakness is Bruce Wayne!"

Batman: "..."

"So, have you tried Plan A?" Wonder Woman put her arms on her cheeks, with a smile on her face, "Try to persuade your girlfriend, the investor of the Justice League? To be honest, I I don't think she's the type to go to war."

Batman was expressionless.

He really didn't expect the reaction of this group of teammates to be like this, Hilda intends to set off a space war-it can be regarded as a serious matter, but look at the relaxed attitude of the Justice League at the moment, just As if they were not discussing a possible war today, but Bruce Wayne and Hilda's wedding.

"...I'm not joking." Batman said, projecting the currently known information about Hilda on the virtual screen of the meeting, "Hilda is not only an ordinary alien, but also calls herself 'Lord of the Earth', I didn't find any relevant information, but, as far as I know, she has a different dimension, where maybe all her support for launching a war is hidden... In short, she is a dangerous person, and she may be more dangerous than the Justice League encountered before. All enemies are dangerous."

The atmosphere became serious.

...After all, no one thought that Batman could do this, and that was his fiancée!

Only Flash was still a little out of the picture. He stared at the cast screen for a while, and said subconsciously: "...so the photo with the picture was taken secretly? Uh, sorry, I just think the background behind her is a bit... like living room?"

The air froze.

Also frozen was Batman's expression.

It was Wonder Woman who was the first to laugh out loud, and then the watchtower was filled with the laughter of different people—even those who joined later, people who were not familiar with Hilda laughed loudly, and everyone was full of laughter. Jolly atmosphere.

— Just kidding, there are not many opportunities to laugh at Batman!

The only one who didn't laugh was the Dark Knight.

His stubborn and lonely figure only made his teammates laugh more vigorously.

—Very well, he thought, perhaps it was a mistake to bring this matter up to the Watchtower for discussion.

"Forgive us," Wonder Woman said to him, "After all, you just successfully proposed to Hilda not long ago, and it was really difficult for us to take this matter seriously."

That's right, no one in the Justice League knew about the collapse of Bruce Wayne and Hilda some time ago, and even Batman's disappearance for a week was concealed by the Batman.

...After all, this is a family matter, and outsiders are not welcome to participate.

Batman can understand the reactions of his teammates, and even he himself has a hard time treating it [-] percent the way he would treat a dangerous enemy.It's hard to describe this feeling: It's clear that reason has analyzed the opponent's threat very clearly, but the instinct is that people can't get nervous.

... This incident also made him realize that he cannot be absolutely rational.

"If fighting is the only way to stop Hilda," Superman said to him seriously, "we will be obliged, but everyone doesn't think the matter is that serious, we all think you can try plan A first, In a more peaceful way…

Cyborg: "Like sacrificing Bruce Wayne's beauty?"

Wonder Woman: "Batman saves the world after all."

The Flash even blew a whistle.

Batman: "..."

...Up to now, they have not taken this matter seriously, because "cosmic war" is like an unstarted plan, a fantasy that exists in words, and can be stopped at any time.

Until, the dusty Green Lantern returned to the watchtower, and with him came another piece of explosive cosmic news——

A woman who called herself "Hilda" seriously injured Thanos, the overlord who almost conquered half of the galaxy, and took advantage of the opponent's retreat to occupy a large area of ​​the planet that originally belonged to Thanos.

In the cosmic newspaper photo displayed by the green light ring, the woman with the high ponytail seemed to be drinking casually, but because she realized the existence of the camera, she looked sharply at the camera——

Let Batman instantly confirm her identity.