After buying the earth [Comprehensive British and American]

01.

This is a conference hall.

High-tech futuristic style, the ceiling is fully transparent floor-to-ceiling glass, the background is the distant sky and slowly falling warships, countless aircraft glide past in an orderly manner, just like a military exercise before conquest, Hilda looked up for a while, and still Before I could see clearly, the electronic blinds opened silently, covering all the pictures.

The lights are on.

Hilda somehow sat on a swivel chair. She reacted very slowly. She was only looking at the ceiling just now, but now she remembered to look around: the oval conference hall is spacious and bright, and in the center is a round table with metallic luster. There are very individual seats all around, sparsely filled with half of the people, including her.

"Hey," the neighbor bumped her arm, and approached her with a smile, "New here?"

Hilda found that the person in front of her had a very familiar face—Hilda's face.

—I might be dreaming.She thought very calmly, then carefully observed the faces of other people, and realized that she might be subconsciously narcissistic: everyone in this conference hall had a face that was almost indistinguishable from hers, The only difference is the dress and temperament.

In other words, it's all Hilda sitting here.

"Why don't you speak?" The "Hilda" next to her asked again.

Hilda looked at the fancy-dressed "Hilda" in front of her: "Yes, I'm new here, my name is Hilda, what's your name?"

"Pfft, of course I know your name is 'Hilda'." The man rolled his eyes.replied, "Who in this room is not called Hilda?"

——Good guy, it seems that this is not just an npc in a dream with the same face but not knowing it.Hilda thought, so she calmly and boldly guessed: "Could it be that you are all me in a parallel world?"

"Calm and calm when things happen, and can make bold assumptions." The smile on the neighbor's face widened, and he patted Hilda on the shoulder. "It's me! I'm shameless—but don't get me wrong. Yes, you are me in the parallel world."

Hilda: "..."

She gave him a thumbs up: "shameless enough."

"Haha." [Hilda] sitting next to me laughed, "I'm telling the truth—without me, there wouldn't be so many 'we' meetings, and now let me make a short one for you. Introduction——Hello, Hilda, this is [Hilda Conference]. Everyone here is Hilda from different universes. We meet regularly and communicate with each other, as a little spice for boring life— —”

"It's a little condiment for your boring life." On Hilda's left, a man wearing a cloak interrupted her indifferently, "If it wasn't for you getting this ability, we should have stayed alone universe instead of wasting time here by breaking cosmic walls."

"Don't be so indifferent! I know you are purely duplicity." The instigator said with a smile, then turned his head and explained to Hilda, "It's a long story, in short, I accidentally obtained the ability to communicate with parallel universes, because I was very curious about what kind of life I lived in the parallel world, so I—"

"Did a group chat?" Hilda answered.

"Almost." [Hilda] cupped her face, "It's so interesting to exchange information about the parallel universe. Come on, come on, let me introduce yourself, right? Number 99."

"Number 99?" Hilda was a little puzzled, "There are no 99 Hildas here."

"Well," she replied, "because you're from the 99th parallel universe I searched for, but not all universes can have Hilda. I'm precious."

Hilda agreed with the second part of her sentence: "So what's your number?"

"number 1."

"Call her number 0." Another female voice interjected. She was wearing a suit that is easy to move, and she was spinning a dagger in her hand. The strange cold blue light flowed with her movements, "After all, she is the initiator of everything. .By the way, I am number 1."

No. 0 Hilda looks indifferent, all her attention is now on this newcomer Hilda: not all universes have Hilda, therefore, this [Hilda Conference] has not had a newcomer for a long time Yes, this made her curious about universe 99, very curious, of course, she absolutely believed that all the Hildas here were curious.

"Before you introduce yourself, let me guess." She was very interested, "What is your occupation? Star thief? Magician? Voyager? King? Ah! It must be a monarch—how much territory do you have? The richest person here has become the only god in her universe, how about you?"

"I have two or three planets," replied Hilda.

There was a sudden silence.

"...It's a bit surprising." The [Hilda] who is rich in the entire universe commented lightly, "Has your career just started? Actually, this is also understandable..."

Hilda herself was very calm, with the back of the towering swivel chair embracing her body, facing the figures barely filling half of the conference seats in front of her, and the conference hall that was silent for a quarter of an hour after she finished speaking. , and eyes with different emotions, continued: "No, I have entered a semi-retired state. In fact, I am now settled on a remote small planet in the Milky Way. This is mainly because I married a man on this planet. We have Two biological children, three adopted children, and now the daily work is to clean up the cancer in the city, and occasionally go for a walk on other planets, above."

02.

"……Unbelievable--"

"Degenerate, incompetent, narrow-minded, isolated, stupid..."

"Although what other people do has nothing to do with me—no, it can't be regarded as having nothing to do with me..."

"I don't know how to describe it, this kind of life shouldn't appear in front of my eyes—"

"The parallel universe is so colorful and uneven, I am very moved."

"I can't understand that there is a world where I am a love brain, my God, my love brain, my God! How can I laugh at others in the future? It's too embarrassing."

"What exactly do you lack to stop at the territory of a few planets? Lack of people? Or lack of weapons? It must be because of the constraints."

"Silence! Silence!" A serious [Hilda] wearing gold-rimmed glasses stood up and motioned for everyone to be quiet. When everyone stopped unwillingly, she turned her head and said to Hilda, "99 No, you now have 1 minute to present..."

"What are you stating?" Hilda was puzzled. "You want to hear my love story? I'm quite happy to tell you about it."

"evil!"

"I don't want to hear this!"

"Shut up."

"So I said a long time ago that there is no need to continue searching for a new [Hilda]. Sooner or later, an unacceptable parallel universe will appear. Isn't this here?"

Hilda also found it hard to accept: "No, is it necessary? Why, am I all single in other worlds?"

She made a loud noise, and the conference hall was silent.

Hilda: "..."

She widened her eyes.

The star thief gritted his teeth: "What's wrong with having a partner? I am very satisfied with my life, wanton and free, roaming the universe, doing whatever I want..."

Hilda: "But you're single."

"What a single dog," she retorted, "I have many lovers!"

Hilda yawned: "That's good, as long as you're happy."

"It's not a question of whether you have a partner." No. 0 [Hilda] said, "It's a question of you not being aggressive and obsessed with love. The other [Hildas] are very ambitious, and It’s not that everyone doesn’t have a partner, we all have lovers more or less, it’s just that we didn’t get married and had children so early.”

"Speaking of which, I remember that there is actually a married person among us." [Hilda], who was lazily nestled on a chair, raised her eyelids and said, "And it's the most special one among us."

"That's right," No. 0 [Hilda] suddenly realized, "I almost forgot, No. 66. Well, that guy isn't here today?"

"Number 66 hasn't been there for a long time," replied [Hilda], wearing gold-rimmed glasses, "it is said that his wife is pregnant."

Hilda repeated unconsciously: "...the wife is pregnant? Could this number 66—"

"You guessed it right," No. 0 smiled, "He is the only male [Hilda]."

She clapped her hands, ignoring Hilda's shocked expression, and said to herself, "However, how can I not come to the meeting? He is a married senior, I will call him now!"

03.

"So what's the urgent matter? I'm very busy and tired." The male [Hilda] had a tired face on his face, holding his head helplessly, with a look of sleepiness, his outline She is tougher and deeper than all the female Hildas present, with an inexplicably dangerous aura about her. She is the kind of "unknown person" who will be unconsciously targeted by Batman when she appears at Gotham Airport.

"What are you busy with?" No. 0 threw him a pillow, "It's your wife who's pregnant, not you."

No. 66's face was gloomy, but his tone was inexplicably calm: "What do you know, it's because my wife is pregnant - she asks me to buy some weird food for her almost every night. My work and rest are upside down now, and the only rest time is not Hope to be dragged over to chat."

Hilda inexplicably heard a bit of showing off in his tone.

The [Hilda] standing at the top of the universe turned the scepter in her hand: "She deliberately tormented you?"

"No," No. 66 straightened her collar, "I think she is looking for a sense of security from me, after all, we are married with a child, she must still be worried... Oh, forget it, what's the point of me telling you this How to use it? You don’t have a long-term stable partner, so you won’t understand.”

"..."

"..."

"Who says we don't have a long-term stable partner? Well, the newcomer No. 99, Hilda, has been married for many years and has two children. The older one can already—"

"You can inherit your mother's legacy and conquer the universe," Hilda added.

No. 66 looked over at Hilda with an unclear expression: "Are you also married with a child?"

"Sorry, no." Hilda raised her chin, "We are true love."

No. 66 [Hilda]: "...Hehe, what's so good about a male lover, of course it's not as good as my Brucey—"

"Wait," Hilda couldn't help interrupting her transsexual self, "what's your wife's name? Brucey?"

"What, is there a problem?"

"No problem." Hilda had a weird expression, "I just think it's a coincidence, because my lover happens to be called Bruce."