After buying the earth [Comprehensive British and American]

Not long after Bruce left New York, Hilda started her new job.

After selecting some contestants in the preliminary round, this music variety show entered the second round of competition. During this process, the contestants had to choose suitable songs under the guidance of their instructors, and then performed them.Because the practice takes a certain amount of time, this time the recording also focuses on the interaction between the players and the instructor, as well as the daily private practice process. The overall atmosphere is relatively relaxed—until the first issue of voice is officially launched.

Although it is a music program, the publicity before the broadcast also focused on the professionalism of music, but as a variety show, there are still all eye-catching program effects.The first broadcast firmly grasped all the controversial nodes, and released almost all the controversial conversations captured by the hidden camera in the dressing room, including the discussion in the dressing room on the issue of bringing capital into the group, and naturally also included the aftermath. Battle for Gotham.

The ad node got stuck on Hilda's menacing warning.

When she uttered that threat to the scared male contestant who took a step back, all the people sitting in front of the screen more or less felt that this woman was not easy to mess with, and... the program crew The determination to do something.

#希尔达gotham人# This topic has lived up to expectations and climbed into the hot search on Twitter.

In just a few hours, there have been many related entries on voice that have been hotly discussed, and #HildaGotham# is just one of them, only because it involves some sensitive issues, it will quickly arouse everyone's discussion .

Regional discrimination, stereotypes, personal threats... Everyone is fighting a war of words around these topics, either citing examples or logical analysis, and it is almost necessary to open a debate contest for this——

Although the show has not yet broadcast the main topic of singing, although not everyone likes the controversy that has nothing to do with music in music shows, everyone knows that this show has already had a sign of popularity.

As a part of detonating this show, Hilda naturally became the focus of public attention. For a while, the people who scolded her were on par with those who supported her. Some of the people who supported her were particularly powerful. Click to see , Only to find that most of these people are natives of Gotham - which seems to confirm the correctness of those stereotypes.This has aroused everyone's debate on this issue - almost arguing on the Internet.

But soon, the commercial ended, and the program entered the formal preliminary stage. Hilda completed her first wave of reversal in the hearts of the public with an amazing song.

This is an era of pursuing individuality. People like people with personality, and they prefer people who have personality and strength at the same time.There is no doubt that Hilda is one of the representatives.

—Hilda, it's on fire.

She herself has no real feelings, except for participating in the competition on a fixed date, she just stays in a luxury suite in New York, pets cats and drinks, very comfortable.Hilda's life doesn't seem to have changed much, except for the large number of text messages in the mobile phone mailbox and the overwhelming entries about her on the Internet, as well as the guests she met inside the hotel who recognized her face.

Because she doesn't care about these disturbances at all, and she has never thought about developing into the entertainment industry, so she doesn't have to care about those advertising invitations and agency companies, let alone the criticism of her on social media-instead, Xiaolan uses artificial intelligence With his identity, he is quite tireless in meeting many people on the Internet.

It wasn't until an uninvited guest came to visit that Hilda suddenly realized that she had lived a completely secluded life during this time.

"It's surprising," the uninvited guest, Crowley, looked at the environment of her accommodation, and couldn't help but said, "You don't seem to be such a leisurely person."

"Because I'm bored recently." Hilda replied, she found a comfortable position and sat on the sofa, "How did you find it?"

"Come on," the devil sneered at the question, "isn't it easy for a devil to find someone?" He found a seat without hesitation, sat down, snapped his fingers, and the bottle The wine automatically filled his glass half full, and he picked it up and shook it for a while.

Hilda stared at him with a blank expression: "So, what's the reason you came to see me?"

"No way, no way," Crowley said with an exaggerated expression, "Didn't you turn against me last time, and you really felt that we were cleared?"

She sneered, blue light bloomed at her fingertips, and the weapon gradually took shape in her hands: "Oh, you are here to seek justice for yourself?"

Crowley: "..."

He has always been very knowledgeable about current affairs: "No, no, no, no, no—how come, I am very satisfied with the transaction between us last time, and I don't mean any negative comments. Now I am here to visit as a friend You, by the way, hope another deal can be done."

Hilda put away her weapon, and behind her, the cat named Bat jumped onto the back of the sofa, watching the red-haired demon condescendingly.

"Oh?" She supported her face with one hand, took out a piece of potato chips from the side, and raised her eyebrows, "What deal, let's hear it."

"It's a long story," Crowley cleared his throat, "I was tracked down by the Avengers. They found my stupid colleagues in hell, and then discovered a huge conspiracy..." At this point , he deliberately left a suspense, and looked at Hilda meaningfully.

Hilda stared at him blankly.

Crowley couldn't help complaining: "My God, can't you give the audience the reaction they should have?"

Hilda: "Like kick you out of here?"

"...What is this conspiracy?" Crowley changed the subject nonchalantly, "That is, hell has cultivated a killer who is about to bring the end of the world, and when he is 11 years old, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the Cerberus will Come to him, and then, destroy the whole world."

He paused for a moment: "How is it? Isn't it very scary?"

Hilda: "..."

She smiled on the skin: "Hehe."

Crowley genuinely felt that Hilda's attitude made him completely lose the desire to tell the story, and for a moment completely lost the idea of ​​​​continuing - the idea that Aziraphale asked him to come to Hilda was really bad up!Terrible!Forget it, let the earth be destroyed, anyway, he is a demon, isn't he?

Just when the atmosphere was at a stalemate, the doorbell rang again. Crowley snapped his fingers, and the door opened. An angel in a fine suit stood outside the door, smiling politely and reservedly at Hilda: "Hi, good morning, Miss Walker. May I come in?"

Hilda couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "Come in."

Aziraphale closed the door, walked quickly to sit next to the demon, cleared his throat, and continued Crowley's words: "Actually, thanks to the Avengers who found out about this terrible plot, they followed the lead We found the cunt who was lured by the devil, and we planned to find a way to solve this trouble with the least loss, but we accidentally discovered a small—” He compared the size of a fingernail, “—mistake.”

The angel took a deep breath, ignoring the dissatisfied murmurs of the demon beside him: "It turns out that the demon made a mistake from the very beginning. He was born by accident, and now there is nothing wrong with him." People know where the real **** is, and what kind of education they received—”

"Oh, please—" Crowley couldn't help but said, "can this be my fault? Human babies all look the same. If you ask me, as a child of Satan, you should have two horns on your head, so that when I started Absolutely no mistake!"

Hilda is drawn to this slightly bizarre story: "...Whoa, so, what happens now is that the superheroes are all over the world looking for a kid whose future has been switched to destroy the world?"

"Yes."

"So what does this have to do with me?" She tilted her head and asked, "Aren't there enough Avengers, and you want me to join?" She seemed to think this sounded a little funny, "No way , I took the Cosmic Cube from the Avengers, would anyone think I'm a good person?"

The demon opened his mouth to speak, but was stopped in time by Aziraphale beside him.

The angel gazed firmly at Hilda, and asked: "Do you wish to see the earth destroyed? - After all, the earth belongs to you, can you see it completely destroyed?"

Hilda's expression changed, she stared at the angel: "You—"

"Lord of the Earth," Aziraphale said softly.

The murderous intent came towards him without warning, and the silver-blue light that came from nowhere suddenly showed its sharpness, reaching to his heart. Crowley's expression changed drastically, and he blocked him without hesitation, but everyone present knew that , that doesn't really make any sense.

What does it mean to be the master of a planet?Meaning that within this planet, her will is the will of the planet.

Within this planet, she is omnipotent.

In other words, if she really wanted to kill the two people in front of her, it would not be difficult.

"We have been on this planet for thousands of years," said the angel, "we have a certain sense of the state of this planet, and it is not surprising to know that the state of the planet has changed."

"But don't worry," he continued, "not everyone knows the true identity of the Lord of the Earth, and I only found out about it by accident. Crowley and I are here solely to ask you for help—to solve this problem. crisis, and stop the destruction of the world."

"Did I hear wrong?" Hilda said, "Is this your request alone, or is it your common request? Isn't it the devil's original plan to destroy the earth?"

"Crowley is a good demon," said Aziraphale hastily.

Crowley spread his hands lazily: "I just don't want to make life too enjoyable for those annoying colleagues."

She laughed, and seemed to find this reason very interesting: "It's a good reason. However, I don't understand why it is necessary to find me in this matter. After all, this crisis can be resolved by relying on the Avengers, right?"

Aziraphale took a breath: Yes, it is true in theory, but... But once the superheroes get involved and make trouble, he and Crowley make mistakes and slow down It will be completely exposed! ! !The current plan is to rely on the lord of the earth to find her first, and then rely on her own legal status to govern this matter, and solve this problem privately, so that he and Crowley can go to heaven and hell to sell miserably. A crop of perfection to cover up the past...

Thinking of this, the eyes of the angel, who is not good at lying, wandered, and he really didn't know how to answer this crucial question.

Hilda had a panoramic view of everything: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I don't really care about the reason, I only care about the result-please help me, is there any reward?"

Crowley looked up, obviously prepared for this question. He looked at Hilda and smiled at her:

"You know, mother box?"