[You who came from the stars] Female men dominate the earth
Chapter 62 Professor High-End Black
Liu Xin really doesn't want to continue to make a second bun... Speaking of which, she can't bear to toss about just one bun now... It's a mistake to be greedy... If the kiss was cut off early, such a thing would not have happened.While thinking this way, a shallow kiss had already landed on her face.
"That..." Thinking of this, Liu Xin stepped back and rubbed his hands to make fun of him, and said with a smile: "Can we talk about banning meat sports for a while? Vegetarianism is good for your physical and mental health, my dear."
"...But I've been a vegetarian for a long time." Du Minjun moved away and sat on the bed with Liu Xin in his arms, while Liu Xin was hugged and sat on his lap.
……
Seeing that the situation was irreversible, Liu Xin squinted his eyes and whimpered, "How many condoms are left in our collection last time? I'm not at ease...or don't do it...it seems to be almost used up look..."
"...It's okay, fortunately...you bought a premium pack."
"..." Super... Super value... Why does she want to buy a value pack? !
……
"Wait...don't go on any more..."
"Not enough." The shallow kiss fell immediately.
His purpose is not simple... Seeing that Du Xiangyu is always making a bun face, and always competing with him for Liu Xin's attention, Du Minjun is always thinking, why don't he make a second little bun for the buns? play together?
Liu Xin was angry: "What do you mean it's not enough...it's because the condoms are not enough!!"
……
After the first time, Du Minjun backed away, looked at Weiwei's slightly absent-minded Liu Xin, and then decisively put the condom on his back, and continued...
Hey, there is really no way, Dou Minjun shook his head, who told her to keep saying that this is not enough, since this is the case, she can only use it repeatedly.
In the end, Liu Xin, who got pregnant because of this, cried and said, Professor, you have really evolved into a high-end hacker! !Such a "frugal" usage can't play the original role of the condom king, and can't realize its life ideal, so it's going to cry!
But even though he did this, Du Minjun was not stupid enough to tell Liu Xin that the reason he only used one last night was because he used it in reverse.Therefore, during the intense process and after the drowsy end, Liu Xin didn't even know...the high-end professor Hei's so economical method.I thought it was weird... But I'm lucky that I only used one condom...
On the second day, Liu Xin still helped her back up, but before she could say anything more, the professor beside her was already kneading her waist muscles with appropriate strength.Liu Xin moaned and chirped twice, then closed his eyes and shrank into the professor's arms to enjoy the service after the "crucifixion".
"I warned you, you can't do it if you run out of that, you know?" Liu Xin closed his eyes and snorted comfortably.
"Okay." The corners of Du Minjun's lips raised slightly, looking like a cat that stole the fish.
Immediately afterwards, the two got up to wash up in the morning.On the other hand, unless Liu Xin is holding on to the little bun, ordinarily the cleaning of the little bun will be handed over to K-129, who is "maternal."
After washing up, Liu Xin came to the living room.But probably because they got up late, at this time k-129 had already prepared breakfast and put it on the table.Basically... as long as it is a rest day, it is a customary day for k-129 to prepare breakfast.There's no way~ Whoever keeps the masters from getting up to do strange things, they can only let them do it.Moreover, the k-129 trained by Liu Xin has also learned to cook all kinds of dishes on the earth-ps: It's not that it has to learn to be crazy!Forced to enter the learning program, it is not happy to learn at all.
Now Liu Xin is holding the little bun, eating some by himself, and feeding the little bun.Although the little bun frowned and looked disgusted, he opened his mouth wide and ate all the food Liu Xin fed.
After finishing his meal, Du Minjun wiped his hands with a wet towel and said, "Before, because of Xiang Yu, the wedding was postponed, and after giving birth to Xiang Yu, you said that you would take good care of Xiang Yu...then, we When will the wedding be held?"
wedding?Liu Xin was taken aback.She was reminded of the wedding on Earth... and she shuddered.
Seeing that the professor seemed to be very concerned about the second interstellar wedding, Liu Xin immediately waved his hands and said in the most natural tone possible: "No need, I'm an old couple, what kind of wedding is there? Didn't I do it once? One commemoration is enough."
"Oh?" Xiao Baozi, who was listening to the words, turned his head and looked at his more reliable father, seemingly puzzled.
K-129, who was sitting on the dining table eating fuel, turned on the light above his head, excitedly blinked several times and said happily: "Can you let me be the best man or bridesmaid? Isn't this what is needed on the earth?"
Because the master came back from the earth, k-129 has searched a lot of basic knowledge on the earth on the optical brain network and stored it in the sea of consciousness.
After hugging each other tightly, Du Xiangyu asked, "We, Xiangyu, want to see the wedding too, right?"
"No." I don't want to.
"That's great, look." Du said to Liu Xin, holding Baozi's hand tightly, "Xiang Yu said that he really wanted to see it."
Du Xiangyu: "..."
Liu Xin: "..." Pinching Baozi's face, Liu Xin said sadly, "Xiang Yu, if there is a wedding, mom will be very busy, and you will not see mom for a long time."
What……?Long time no see Ma Ma?All Xiang Yu's eyes brightened instantly.He couldn't help bouncing his foot on Dou Minjun's lap twice, and then waved his arms to express his happiness.
It's just that Liu Xin grabbed him with both hands and squeezed his happy bun face into embarrassment.Liu Xin sighed: "Poor Xiang Yu, I'm in a hurry, okay, okay, mom won't go."
Du Xiangyu: "..."囧.Let go of your paws, stupid Mama! !
Do Min Joon: "..."
Du Xiangyu struggled silently and stretched out his hand towards K-129.Why is there no normal person here...
After Xiao Baozi was taken to the children's toy room by K-129, who always liked to stay with Xiao Baozi, Du Minjun looked at Liu Xin for a while, and then said, "Why don't you want to hold an interstellar wedding?"
"It's just... I think it's too high-profile. As long as we can be together, we don't need these forms."
Dou Minjun took Liu Xin into his arms so that her back was facing him, and her chin rested on the top of Liu Xin's hair.Apart from feeling warm in his heart, what Do Minjun thinks more is that the form is not important, but he wants to tell everyone that she is his, and he doesn't need a so-called better partner.Because in his opinion, Liu Xin is already very good.During these days, people who don't know about his love life will always come to ask him about his partner, and there are even... people who make him bigamy.
After carefully looking at Liu Xin who was leaning in his arms for a long while, as if he was slowly swaying in a very relaxed manner, Du Minjun's heart softened.
Even if it's just a form, he also wants this form to become an unforgettable memory in everyone's heart.Memories of the family.So... how come you have to have a second child first, right?
The two were hugging each other and rocking slowly.Do Min Joon asked, "When will we have our second child?"
"Eh...?" Liu Xin bumped into the professor's chin as soon as she raised her head. Unfortunately, her chin was not as hard as the professor's chin. She immediately touched her head pitifully and replied with tears in her eyes: "Now Xiang Yu is still there. We need to take care of it, wait until Xiang Yu grows up a little bit?"
"So, do you want to go back to Earth?"
"Back to... Earth?" Liu Xin's eyes lit up instantly, "Really?"
"Well. Really."
It's time to go back and replenish the condoms.
"Woooo..." Liu Xin hugged the professor emotionally, and nestled her head into his embrace. "How do you know that I miss Earth so much... Although the environment is not as good as StarCraft, I still miss it very much..."
Dou Minjun stroked Liu Xin's head slowly.
What a silly wife.
After the professor finished handling the affairs in the general's headquarters, Liu Xin, an ignorant stupid wife, bought a lot of interstellar things and planned to take them back to his mother and sister. What's the matter, but since such embarrassing things have happened, with Qian Songyi's temperament and a second-rate temperament, it is estimated that the marriage has not escaped.So, a wedding present...?Well, it is necessary.
Think about it carefully... I didn't think it before, but now I know that lawyer Zhang Yingmu and Zhang were really assists in the past.After getting married, I heard the professor talk about a lot of things before the two of them started dating, and I knew that Zhang Yingmu had done a lot of cheating.
There is also Pu Shixian, who has always tolerated her and helped her, Marshal Park. I don’t know how he is now after being slapped by that Chinese girl last time... Liu Xin wiped his sweat.If she goes back, she will definitely help Marshal Park to pursue a soft girl.
Finally, of course, is my dearest mother and lovely sister.
Liu Xin carefully selected the gifts to bring back to Earth as if she went to KMT that day, completely unaware of her husband's real purpose of returning to Earth.But when I went back, I still encountered a little... a small problem.
Because k-129 hugged Liu Xin's thigh and cried, his whole body turned red, and even said that he would go to the earth with them if he died.
"If you don't take me there, I will commit suicide by swallowing dark energy!"
Du Minjun raised his forehead and knew that k-129 was "crying, making trouble, and hanging himself". It was probably because it was holding Xiao Xiangyu and watched a lot of TV series with his wife.So... it is time to cut off the connection between the two parties... It is better to watch less TV dramas.However, after cutting off his resource network, Dou Minjun was full of regrets.
Because my silly wife later started to upload the practice of Chinese food on the earth on the interstellar Internet...and then it became popular.
After Dou Minjun promised that he would definitely come back in two days, k-129 reluctantly let go of Liu Xin's thigh, then hugged Du Minjun's thigh, and finally stood in place after hugging the little bun for a few times. Watch them get on the aircraft.
K-129 beeped a few times and stood there obediently without moving.After all, when it was first bought by the owner, it not only entered the battle and housekeeping, but also served as the central hub alarm center of the whole house. If it left, the house would probably be gone.
Although Xiaobaozi usually looks very disgusted with K-129, when he is about to leave now, he crawls to the transparent lower cabin with his little butt twisted and sticks to the glass to look at K-129 outside.
"Boom."
K-129 is waving below.
Seeing that the k-129 below disappeared, Xiao Baozi turned over and lay down in the cabin. As for the father Ma Ma above, he started talking about the second child again.But Du Xiangyu didn't mind at all, on the contrary, he was looking forward to the birth of a little brother or a little sister.
Because my father said that as soon as a new baby is born, his days of suffering will be over.After thinking about it carefully, he was on the side, watching the picture of his younger brother and sister being tossed in the arms of the stupid Mama... They all fell asleep with a smile on their lips.
Returning to Earth for the first time, let's go!
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"That..." Thinking of this, Liu Xin stepped back and rubbed his hands to make fun of him, and said with a smile: "Can we talk about banning meat sports for a while? Vegetarianism is good for your physical and mental health, my dear."
"...But I've been a vegetarian for a long time." Du Minjun moved away and sat on the bed with Liu Xin in his arms, while Liu Xin was hugged and sat on his lap.
……
Seeing that the situation was irreversible, Liu Xin squinted his eyes and whimpered, "How many condoms are left in our collection last time? I'm not at ease...or don't do it...it seems to be almost used up look..."
"...It's okay, fortunately...you bought a premium pack."
"..." Super... Super value... Why does she want to buy a value pack? !
……
"Wait...don't go on any more..."
"Not enough." The shallow kiss fell immediately.
His purpose is not simple... Seeing that Du Xiangyu is always making a bun face, and always competing with him for Liu Xin's attention, Du Minjun is always thinking, why don't he make a second little bun for the buns? play together?
Liu Xin was angry: "What do you mean it's not enough...it's because the condoms are not enough!!"
……
After the first time, Du Minjun backed away, looked at Weiwei's slightly absent-minded Liu Xin, and then decisively put the condom on his back, and continued...
Hey, there is really no way, Dou Minjun shook his head, who told her to keep saying that this is not enough, since this is the case, she can only use it repeatedly.
In the end, Liu Xin, who got pregnant because of this, cried and said, Professor, you have really evolved into a high-end hacker! !Such a "frugal" usage can't play the original role of the condom king, and can't realize its life ideal, so it's going to cry!
But even though he did this, Du Minjun was not stupid enough to tell Liu Xin that the reason he only used one last night was because he used it in reverse.Therefore, during the intense process and after the drowsy end, Liu Xin didn't even know...the high-end professor Hei's so economical method.I thought it was weird... But I'm lucky that I only used one condom...
On the second day, Liu Xin still helped her back up, but before she could say anything more, the professor beside her was already kneading her waist muscles with appropriate strength.Liu Xin moaned and chirped twice, then closed his eyes and shrank into the professor's arms to enjoy the service after the "crucifixion".
"I warned you, you can't do it if you run out of that, you know?" Liu Xin closed his eyes and snorted comfortably.
"Okay." The corners of Du Minjun's lips raised slightly, looking like a cat that stole the fish.
Immediately afterwards, the two got up to wash up in the morning.On the other hand, unless Liu Xin is holding on to the little bun, ordinarily the cleaning of the little bun will be handed over to K-129, who is "maternal."
After washing up, Liu Xin came to the living room.But probably because they got up late, at this time k-129 had already prepared breakfast and put it on the table.Basically... as long as it is a rest day, it is a customary day for k-129 to prepare breakfast.There's no way~ Whoever keeps the masters from getting up to do strange things, they can only let them do it.Moreover, the k-129 trained by Liu Xin has also learned to cook all kinds of dishes on the earth-ps: It's not that it has to learn to be crazy!Forced to enter the learning program, it is not happy to learn at all.
Now Liu Xin is holding the little bun, eating some by himself, and feeding the little bun.Although the little bun frowned and looked disgusted, he opened his mouth wide and ate all the food Liu Xin fed.
After finishing his meal, Du Minjun wiped his hands with a wet towel and said, "Before, because of Xiang Yu, the wedding was postponed, and after giving birth to Xiang Yu, you said that you would take good care of Xiang Yu...then, we When will the wedding be held?"
wedding?Liu Xin was taken aback.She was reminded of the wedding on Earth... and she shuddered.
Seeing that the professor seemed to be very concerned about the second interstellar wedding, Liu Xin immediately waved his hands and said in the most natural tone possible: "No need, I'm an old couple, what kind of wedding is there? Didn't I do it once? One commemoration is enough."
"Oh?" Xiao Baozi, who was listening to the words, turned his head and looked at his more reliable father, seemingly puzzled.
K-129, who was sitting on the dining table eating fuel, turned on the light above his head, excitedly blinked several times and said happily: "Can you let me be the best man or bridesmaid? Isn't this what is needed on the earth?"
Because the master came back from the earth, k-129 has searched a lot of basic knowledge on the earth on the optical brain network and stored it in the sea of consciousness.
After hugging each other tightly, Du Xiangyu asked, "We, Xiangyu, want to see the wedding too, right?"
"No." I don't want to.
"That's great, look." Du said to Liu Xin, holding Baozi's hand tightly, "Xiang Yu said that he really wanted to see it."
Du Xiangyu: "..."
Liu Xin: "..." Pinching Baozi's face, Liu Xin said sadly, "Xiang Yu, if there is a wedding, mom will be very busy, and you will not see mom for a long time."
What……?Long time no see Ma Ma?All Xiang Yu's eyes brightened instantly.He couldn't help bouncing his foot on Dou Minjun's lap twice, and then waved his arms to express his happiness.
It's just that Liu Xin grabbed him with both hands and squeezed his happy bun face into embarrassment.Liu Xin sighed: "Poor Xiang Yu, I'm in a hurry, okay, okay, mom won't go."
Du Xiangyu: "..."囧.Let go of your paws, stupid Mama! !
Do Min Joon: "..."
Du Xiangyu struggled silently and stretched out his hand towards K-129.Why is there no normal person here...
After Xiao Baozi was taken to the children's toy room by K-129, who always liked to stay with Xiao Baozi, Du Minjun looked at Liu Xin for a while, and then said, "Why don't you want to hold an interstellar wedding?"
"It's just... I think it's too high-profile. As long as we can be together, we don't need these forms."
Dou Minjun took Liu Xin into his arms so that her back was facing him, and her chin rested on the top of Liu Xin's hair.Apart from feeling warm in his heart, what Do Minjun thinks more is that the form is not important, but he wants to tell everyone that she is his, and he doesn't need a so-called better partner.Because in his opinion, Liu Xin is already very good.During these days, people who don't know about his love life will always come to ask him about his partner, and there are even... people who make him bigamy.
After carefully looking at Liu Xin who was leaning in his arms for a long while, as if he was slowly swaying in a very relaxed manner, Du Minjun's heart softened.
Even if it's just a form, he also wants this form to become an unforgettable memory in everyone's heart.Memories of the family.So... how come you have to have a second child first, right?
The two were hugging each other and rocking slowly.Do Min Joon asked, "When will we have our second child?"
"Eh...?" Liu Xin bumped into the professor's chin as soon as she raised her head. Unfortunately, her chin was not as hard as the professor's chin. She immediately touched her head pitifully and replied with tears in her eyes: "Now Xiang Yu is still there. We need to take care of it, wait until Xiang Yu grows up a little bit?"
"So, do you want to go back to Earth?"
"Back to... Earth?" Liu Xin's eyes lit up instantly, "Really?"
"Well. Really."
It's time to go back and replenish the condoms.
"Woooo..." Liu Xin hugged the professor emotionally, and nestled her head into his embrace. "How do you know that I miss Earth so much... Although the environment is not as good as StarCraft, I still miss it very much..."
Dou Minjun stroked Liu Xin's head slowly.
What a silly wife.
After the professor finished handling the affairs in the general's headquarters, Liu Xin, an ignorant stupid wife, bought a lot of interstellar things and planned to take them back to his mother and sister. What's the matter, but since such embarrassing things have happened, with Qian Songyi's temperament and a second-rate temperament, it is estimated that the marriage has not escaped.So, a wedding present...?Well, it is necessary.
Think about it carefully... I didn't think it before, but now I know that lawyer Zhang Yingmu and Zhang were really assists in the past.After getting married, I heard the professor talk about a lot of things before the two of them started dating, and I knew that Zhang Yingmu had done a lot of cheating.
There is also Pu Shixian, who has always tolerated her and helped her, Marshal Park. I don’t know how he is now after being slapped by that Chinese girl last time... Liu Xin wiped his sweat.If she goes back, she will definitely help Marshal Park to pursue a soft girl.
Finally, of course, is my dearest mother and lovely sister.
Liu Xin carefully selected the gifts to bring back to Earth as if she went to KMT that day, completely unaware of her husband's real purpose of returning to Earth.But when I went back, I still encountered a little... a small problem.
Because k-129 hugged Liu Xin's thigh and cried, his whole body turned red, and even said that he would go to the earth with them if he died.
"If you don't take me there, I will commit suicide by swallowing dark energy!"
Du Minjun raised his forehead and knew that k-129 was "crying, making trouble, and hanging himself". It was probably because it was holding Xiao Xiangyu and watched a lot of TV series with his wife.So... it is time to cut off the connection between the two parties... It is better to watch less TV dramas.However, after cutting off his resource network, Dou Minjun was full of regrets.
Because my silly wife later started to upload the practice of Chinese food on the earth on the interstellar Internet...and then it became popular.
After Dou Minjun promised that he would definitely come back in two days, k-129 reluctantly let go of Liu Xin's thigh, then hugged Du Minjun's thigh, and finally stood in place after hugging the little bun for a few times. Watch them get on the aircraft.
K-129 beeped a few times and stood there obediently without moving.After all, when it was first bought by the owner, it not only entered the battle and housekeeping, but also served as the central hub alarm center of the whole house. If it left, the house would probably be gone.
Although Xiaobaozi usually looks very disgusted with K-129, when he is about to leave now, he crawls to the transparent lower cabin with his little butt twisted and sticks to the glass to look at K-129 outside.
"Boom."
K-129 is waving below.
Seeing that the k-129 below disappeared, Xiao Baozi turned over and lay down in the cabin. As for the father Ma Ma above, he started talking about the second child again.But Du Xiangyu didn't mind at all, on the contrary, he was looking forward to the birth of a little brother or a little sister.
Because my father said that as soon as a new baby is born, his days of suffering will be over.After thinking about it carefully, he was on the side, watching the picture of his younger brother and sister being tossed in the arms of the stupid Mama... They all fell asleep with a smile on their lips.
Returning to Earth for the first time, let's go!
The author has something to say:
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