Reborn Unlucky God

What would you do if you woke up early in the morning and found that you were not sleeping on the bed but on the ground, and a lump swelled up on your head?Liu Cheng covered his head with his hands at the moment, and sat on the ground blankly. He lived alone on the two-meter-wide bed, but he could roll onto the ground. He was too talented.If falling from the bed to the ground was just an accident, then when washing his face, he found that the water that was rushing just now suddenly disappeared, and his face was full of soap bubbles. Liu Cheng cursed in a low voice, patted the faucet, The head of the water cage is like venting, the switch of the water tap popped out and hit Liu Cheng's forehead. Before Liu Cheng could react, the uncontrolled water sprayed out freely, and the target was Liu Cheng's handsome face...

If all of the above are called accidents, Liu Cheng really had a lot of accidents on the first morning after his rebirth, like now, he is sitting on the toilet, staring at the toilet paper that was still in the paper bucket just now, After a free fall it fell into a bucket.The toilet that has been used for many years has passed its good use period, and after the maintenance period, it has officially become a dry toilet, which can only be flushed with water in a bucket.Looking at the reimbursed toilet paper, Liu Cheng wanted to cry, but kept saying to himself, it's nothing, it's really nothing, it's really nothing.It's just that he hasn't wiped his butt... "Dad, there's no more toilet paper..."

"The toilet paper that was just put in yesterday is gone so quickly?" Dad Liu's voice came in, "There is no toilet paper at home, let me give you some newspapers to make do with!"

After staring at the newspaper for a long time, Liu Cheng quickly took it, closed his eyes, wiped his butt clean as quickly as possible, and rushed out of the toilet.

"Damn boy, did you flush the toilet?" Papa Liu, who was staring at the door, roared angrily.

Liu Cheng was squatting in the bathroom to wash his ass, with the soap that Liu's father used to wash his face in hand, Liu Cheng was going to use his father's soap to wash his butt, I don't know if it was because he was going to do something bad, the soap slipped out as soon as he grabbed it, and kept slipping in In the sewer that forgot to cover the small leak, Liu Cheng's face was really full of jealousy at this time.He must not be such a tragedy.

After coping with all kinds of troubles, Liu Cheng sat at the dining table. Liu Cheng looked at the clock on the table while eating breakfast. As soon as he drank the milk, Liu Cheng was startled by his father's voice, "You son of a bitch! Why haven't you gone to school yet!" Liu Cheng choked on the milk beautifully, and then began hiccupping non-stop.

Liu Cheng looked at his father very dissatisfied, and wanted to use a very lethal look, but unfortunately Liu Cheng's children's shoes, which became Zhengtai, did not have any lethality at all, and Liu Cheng was hiccupping non-stop, and his handsome face looked like he was eating , will only make people feel cute.But Yi's father didn't have time to appreciate his son's cute expression, so he picked up his son, held his schoolbag in one hand, and threw it out the door, "Hurry up and go to school."

In fact, these things that happened in the morning are really nothing. Liu Cheng hiccupped while flipping through his schoolbag. At least he needs to know the year he was reborn in!Liu Cheng despaired after seeing the grade on the schoolbag. He clearly remembered that he made his debut, but now he is in his third year of high school, but he hasn't made his debut yet. What's going on?Liu Cheng did the math, starting from when he went to school, so now, Liu Cheng sighed lightly, he is only seventeen years old now, Liu Cheng went to school late for various reasons when he was a child, and he didn't go to school until the second semester of the third year of high school. Eighteen years old, in fact, Liu Cheng himself didn't remember whether he was Mao or one year old when he debuted.

Anyway, Liu Cheng is still a student now, and his job as a student is to study, so Liu Cheng has to carry his schoolbag and go to school with hiccups all the time.

The school where Liu Cheng studied is a well-known key point in the city. Liu Cheng's grades are not high or low. In addition, Liu Cheng almost made his debut after graduating from high school. He studied in an art school in college, so he didn't have to go to classes. Almost all the knowledge is eaten, digested and excreted by the way.After entering the classroom and finding a place to sit down, several boys immediately surrounded him, saying that the song Liu Cheng sang yesterday was too exciting

Liu Cheng was at a loss, why didn't he remember what song he sang last night, didn't he sleep at home?Still scared to death and fell asleep.But Liu Cheng didn't refute, just joked with everyone and spanked everyone.Many girls in the class liked Liu Cheng. Although Liu Cheng didn't study well, he sang well and was handsome. Hearing Liu Cheng chatting with boys, his ears perked up.

Several boys made an appointment to sing again in the evening, and Liu Cheng agreed without thinking.

After evening self-study, a few boys went to the singing place, Liu Cheng stood at the door and hesitated, this is a bar!What kind of KTV is there? Does he want to go in?Want to go in?Want to go in?Liu Cheng's hesitation did not stop the boys who came with him, and he was dragged into the bar by the boys who came with him before he decided whether to go in or not.

A bar is not a bar. This bar can be called a high-end food stall. Instead of foreign wine, it drinks beer and eats stir-fried vegetables instead of fruit plates.Liu Cheng looked at the place that hadn't evolved into a real bar, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.The owner of the bar is a middle-aged uncle. The uncle has a daughter who looks like a big sister.

Liu Cheng didn't remember that he had ever been in a bar before, and sat with his classmates at the place closest to the singing stage. Before Liu Cheng sat down, he saw the bar owner's daughter walking over and sat down at their table, watching carefully. Looking at Liu Cheng, Liu Cheng looked a little uncomfortable, so he could only smile back.Liu Cheng originally planned to say something, but if the girl looked at him like that, she must have a crush on him, and girls have thin skins.Although Liu Cheng didn't like the boss's daughter, he always put on a show when he sat in his bar.

It's just that Liu Cheng seemed to be thinking a little too much, the girl said heartily, "You guys have a rest tomorrow! Can Liu Cheng accompany me out for a trip? Your news today is free."

Before Liu Cheng refused, the boys who came with him had already made a decision for Liu Cheng. Liu Cheng was like a big girl who was forced into a sedan chair, so she had no choice but to bite the bullet and agree.Liu Cheng had a feeling that what the boss's daughter was going to tell him was not a good thing.

Facts have proved that the saying "too good to be bad" is very reasonable.Liu Cheng, who got up from the ground, continued yesterday's disaster, but today he was not thrown out by his father, but walked out by himself.

Arriving at the appointment place with the boss's daughter, Liu Cheng was going to find a place to rest.Liu Cheng used to have no shortage of women, especially after he became famous, there were many women chasing him. Some actresses stripped themselves naked and threw them on his bed in order to gain a position through scandals.Liu Cheng has never chased after a woman, but it is clear from his assistant that when dating a woman, one must be patient and wait for a woman who has the privilege of being late.

However, the bar owner's daughter didn't keep Liu Cheng waiting long, and soon appeared in Liu Cheng's field of vision, but to Liu Cheng's surprise, the bar owner's daughter was holding a little baby in her arms.What's happening here?

Seeing the bar owner's daughter opening and closing her mouth to spit out a few words, Liu Cheng had no time to think, the other party had already left with a neat ponytail.Liu Cheng stared at the little baby in his arms, his ears kept turning, this is your son, do you still remember what happened a year ago?Let's treat it as drunk, I'm ready to get married, and the child will be given to you.

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