Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

"Name." The newly transferred young film police took out a pen and paper, very businesslike.

The disgraced young man sitting across from him sobbed, "Rwanda."

"Huh?" The film policeman raised his head and asked casually, "What does the Rwandan massacre have to do with you?"

Behind the oversized glasses of the young man, a pair of big clear eyes flashed with innocence, and he said aggrievedly, "Anyway... Anyway, I didn't do it."

Police officer: "..."

An old police officer rushed in and recognized the young man at a glance, "Hey, Rwanda, why is it you again. What's the matter this time?"

The young film policeman told the old policeman with a wonderful expression on his face, "He jumped off the building and brought the dead back to life."

"Pfft", the old police officer sprayed water three feet away, choked for a long time before he could breathe, "... Rwanda, how can you make the doctor feel bad?"

Rwanda is hanging its head lower and lower.

The young film policeman continued, "But that man died after a few lives."

The old police officer was stunned, "Is that dead or alive?"

"That seems to be called... fraudulent corpse." Rwanda was terrified.

The old police officer shook his head and took a sip of water, "Rwanda, you are becoming more and more 'magic' now."

"Is he amazing?" The young film policeman looked up at Rwanda again.

At first glance, it is so ordinary that it couldn't be more ordinary. If I had to name some features, it would be the dog-like hairstyle and glasses covering half of my face.

But if you look carefully, you will find that he has a pair of clean, bright, and transparent eyes, through which you can see a pure and flawless soul.

"I have watched him grow up." The old police officer sighed, "I heard that when he was born, he looked too much like a placenta, and the midwife accidentally threw him away, leaving the placenta behind. gone."

Young policeman: "..."

"Fortunately, he was discovered in time, and then he was fished out of the garbage dump, washed and brought to his mother along with the placenta."

The corner of the young policeman's mouth twitched, "...why is it with the placenta?"

"Because I can't tell which is him and which is the placenta when I put them together, I'm afraid I'll throw them wrong again."

The film policeman asked Rwanda with concern, "...is the placenta okay now?"

Rwanda murmured, "...don't know."

The old police officer went on to say: "When he grows up, he will crawl around. When he got under the bed, he accidentally got his head caught in a mousetrap."

The young film policeman Jiongjiu asked Rwanda, "...afterwards...is there any aftereffect like having your head squeezed through the door?"

"No, it's just that the IQ test occasionally fails to reach the level of normal people." Rwanda is an honest and good boy.

"..."

The old police officer continued, "When he grows up, he will leave. When he went downstairs, his mother was afraid that he would fall, so she led him away. I didn't expect that in the end..."

"He arrived on the first floor smoothly." The young film policeman hurriedly answered.

The old police officer shook his head in pain, "He's fine. His mother used various high-scoring high-difficulty rolling movements, from the third floor to the first floor, and ended the whole set of movements with a face landing that even Olympic champions dare not try."

The young police officer was dripping with sweat, "...Is there any help?"

"It's okay, just skip the menopause and enter the stage of Alzheimer's."

"..."

"Later, a fortune teller said that his fate was bad and he had to change his name to change his luck, so his father changed his name to Wanda, in the hope that he would stay away from bad luck and prosper in the future, but not long after he changed his name, there was a massacre in Rwanda. gone."

The young film policeman suddenly said to Rwanda with "admiration": "...it has affected the international situation."

Rwanda: "..."

"I can finally go to school. In a composition, 'Sister Zhang Haidi studied hard, not only learned many foreign languages ​​and acupuncture, but also learned to be paralyzed'. His teacher suffered a stroke and was paralyzed on the spot."

The young film policeman expressed his feelings, "...Sister Zhang Haidi knows, she probably needs to know the language again."

"What?" Rwanda asked.

"Spell." The film police officer shook his hands like a ghost, "Curse you to eat instant noodles with only seasoning."

Rwanda was very worried, "Officer...are you sure...you didn't get caught in the head by a mousetrap like me when you were a child?"

"..."

"According to incomplete statistics," the old police officer stopped to take a sip of water to moisten his throat, "When Rwanda was in school, 38 of them were flushed by the toilet, whether they were teachers or classmates."

The film policeman was curious, "... have you all gone to become the devil king today?"

Rwanda: "..."

"Another 18 people were jumped off the building." The old police officer emphasized the quilt.

Film policeman: "...why can't you think about it so much?"

Rwanda: "They think about it very much. What they can't think about is the one who jumped off the stairs eighteen times. They were all brought down."

"..."

"After graduation, his first job was in charge of drawing blood at a blood bank, but the first time he went to work, he fell asleep when someone drew blood, and that person almost did it as an adult."

"I didn't sleep," Rwanda said a little excitedly, "I passed out."

"Sick of blood?" the young film policeman asked.

Rwanda nods.

"You still go to the blood station when you feel dizzy? Aren't you a victim?"

Rwanda felt aggrieved, "I only found out when I went there."

"..."

"What's even more amazing is his second job—the job of a funeral home. He somehow traded other people's ashes with drug dealers, and even burned the drug dealer's money as ghost coins, and was chased by drug dealers. Cut down eight streets."

The young film policeman distanced himself from Rwanda, "...your bad luck is to attack indiscriminately without distinction!"

After finally finishing his 24 years of life in Rwanda, the old police officer sighed, "Why did you jump off the building again this time?"

"I didn't want to jump off the building," Rwanda declared. "The one who jumped off the building tripped over the clothesline in our house, and I happened to be drying clothes... and then I followed down for some reason."

"Is the one who jumped off the building dead?" the old police officer asked.

Rwanda shook his head, "No, I went down alone. When he arrived, he was still entangled on the clothesline and hung on the roof of the building as Mount Tai."

The young film policemen couldn't help shouting for him, "Rwanda, can you be any more unlucky?"

Jumping from a building disturbs social order and is subject to detention, but Rwanda is an innocent victim, so he will be able to go home soon.

After returning home, the more Rwanda thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt, yes, why is his life so unlucky?Could it be that he came to this world just to remind bad luck?

Rwanda couldn't figure it out for a while, and pessimistically wanted to put an end to his unlucky and short life.

But how can I die?

drink medicine.Rwanda quickly decided on the method of death.

At home, I rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find a bottle of liquid that had no label and I didn't know what it was, and poured it with my head up.

After drinking, slap your mouth, it tastes good.

Rwanda tidied himself up and lay on the bed waiting to die, but after waiting for a long time, there was no other reaction except a little urgency.

Not reconciled, I picked up the bottle and read it again, and found two lines of words in the bottle cap - dead?Another bottle if you're not dead.

"I actually won the lottery." Rwanda cheered. He had never even won a toilet paper roll since he was a child, but today he was caught in a bottle of...uh...unknown liquid. "Could it be that I'm finally lucky?"

The cheers drew his mother, who had prematurely entered the stage of Alzheimer's.

"Mom, my luck has finally come."

Rwanda walked around with his mother in his arms, and took a bottle cap to watch with his mother.

After reading it, he decided to hang himself.

Because it says - dead?If you don't die, buy another bottle.

"Where's the rope at Mom's house?"

Mother Lu handed him a piece of plastic wrapping tape.

With a sling, there must be a place to hang the rope.

After searching for a long time, there is a sewage pipe on the top of the bathroom that can be hung with a rope.

Rwanda tied the rope, looked back at his mother curiously, and couldn't help feeling sad, "Mom, my son is not filial, so let's go first."

Mother Lu took out a handkerchief and waved it, "Go slowly."

"..."

Rwanda closed his eyes, stretched his neck, kicked his feet, and hanged himself.

At first I felt like I was going to die, but I didn't know whether the rope was broken or the pipe was broken, anyway, he fell down.

As soon as I got up from the ground, there was a loud "crash", and I saw a toilet and a person falling from the sky.

Rwanda looked at the person on the toilet, the one who made him jump off the building.

"What are you pulling me down for?"

"I didn't, I was just...hanging myself."

"Can't you wait until I finish pulling it?"

"I... I don't know, why don't you pull it first, and then I'll hang it after you make a squeak."

"Squeak." The man wiped his ass and left.

"..."

Rwanda looked at the big hole in the top of the head, the old building is really unreliable, should we also find a lovely tree with a crooked neck like Chongzhen?

Because at that time, the door of the house was kicked open, and a group of men with strange shapes rushed in.

The leading man was stout and his voice was thunderous, "Where is the person who hit my father today?" Turning around and seeing Rwanda, "It's you."

"It's not me." Rwanda was so frightened that he almost sank into the toilet.

This strange thing happens every year, but it seems that this year is particularly frequent.

When Rwanda thought the fat man was going to beat him up, the fat man grabbed his hand and said affectionately, "My lord."

"Huh?" Rwanda was dumbfounded.

"Haha..." The fat man laughed loudly, "I went to Wutai Mountain to ask for a lottery, saying that this year I have a noble person descending from the sky to help me develop my ambitions. Now it seems that it is you."

"My lord? Me?" Rwanda felt like someone suddenly told him that he was actually a woman.

"Come on, follow me back to the hall to pay respects to Emperor Guan." The fat man couldn't help but walk away with Rwanda under his arm.

Rwanda does not know where the triad halls are generally located. The hall he saw was in a very ordinary house.

In the center of the room, Caici Guandi holds the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in one hand and strokes his long beard with the other, in full posture.

Look at the pairs on both sides of Emperor Guan. On the left, "the heavenly king eats tofu", and on the right, "the pagoda lives in a demon".

Rwanda: "..." The slang has also evolved with the times.

Looking at the incense table again, the incense burner is in the middle, a cooked pig's head is on the left, and... a chicken head is on the right.

Rwanda looked at the chicken head, "...that's too much."

A bald boy next to him was embarrassed, "I can't help it, the price of pork has gone up again."

"..."

"Okay, thanks to Lord Guan, you're considered a member of our club." The boss patted Rwanda on the shoulder, and said very loyally, "Whoever dares to bully you when you go out in the future, report me as a violent bear."

Rwanda looked at a loss, so he became a gangster?

But the benefits of the underworld are very good, and you will get something if you join the club.

It's a holographic thinking game glasses.

The upper left corner of the glasses is clearly engraved - the world that God has forgotten.

This is currently the most popular holographic online game.

This game broke the way of previous online games in one fell swoop, getting rid of keyboards and computers, and using thinking to manipulate, players don't even have to move a finger, just put on glasses and think in their minds.

The principle of mind manipulation is to use glasses as a medium to convert data into brain waves that can be directly received by the brain, giving people an immersive feeling.

However, some people of insight believe that this technology is only one step away from directly tampering and manipulating human brain waves.Once someone successfully evolves this technology and controls humans with the help of a game, the consequences will be disastrous.

So it has been two years since this game was put into operation, and the voices of opposition have never stopped, but it has not affected the popularity of this game at all.