Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

When Elliman talked about the emotion, his voice was choked out of tune, "If...if he...is so unwilling...to be with me, then...then just tell me...just...I... It's not the kind of person who is sloppy, why...why choose...drinking medicine to commit suicide...such a painful and convulsive way to die for a long time? As long as you reject me directly, I will strangle him to death with my own hands. Drink the medicine and it will take effect quickly." Finally, a grim expression appeared on his face.

Several people:"……"

After speaking, Elliman staggered and wanted to faint several times but failed, so he had to hit the wall with his head, knocking himself so dizzy with stars in his eyes that he finally fell down.

Rwanda can well understand Elliman's feeling of not being accepted and disgusted by others.Jumping off Xuetong-Qinghuo's head to restore human form, walked to Elliman's side, grabbed his wrist and made a pulse sign.

"Depression is in the chest, coupled with heartbreak, the depression has stagnated." Rwanda's seriousness makes people look at him with admiration.

"You know the pulse?" The other five said in unison.

Rwanda looked up at them, looking like a doctor's parents, "The pulse condition is divided into four categories: floating, sinking, late, and counting, and it is subdivided into 28 pulses. It's a pity that I am not good at learning, and I can only recognize two of them. That's all."

"These two kinds?"

"To jump and not to jump."

"..."

"Alas," Rwanda sighed heavily, "Depression can cause the uterus to prolapse, fallopian tubes... cut constipation."

"..."

"Huh? Uterus? Fallopian tubes?" Elliman jumped up violently, "I'm like that, how come I don't know?"

Xuetong-Qinghuo gloated and leaned against the wall, "I don't know whether the consequences of stagnant qi stagnation are uterine prolapse and fallopian tube constipation, but I know the consequences of having a cheap mouth and twitching."

Seeing white light rapidly accumulating at Elliman's feet, anyone who has played this dungeon knows that Elliman is accumulating [Pyromania] energy.

"Run." Ding Lingling yelled, let go of her feet and ran.

Rwanda did not pull down, and ran to the front after a while, because it became a little fox.

Only Xuetong-Qinghuo laughed like a normal person and watched the five of them flee for their lives.

Fortunately, [Pyro Explosion] cannot move, so although Elliman's [Pyro Explosion] has a larger range than the player's, they finally ran out of the effective range of [Pyro Explosion].

After a bang, looking back, Xuetong Qinghuo was still leaning against the wall with his back facing them as if nothing had happened, but Elliman did not hit Xuetong Qinghuo, but instead pursued Rwanda and the others.

Rwanda quickly canceled the status of the fox, took out the silver needle, and flew out three times with a very familiar "shua, shua, shua".

Elliman saw the needle, and after doing three sideways somersaults in a row, he raised his arm to check his armpits.

Jiong from Rwanda, "As far as ordinary people don't check the chest first? Why do they check the armpit first?"

"Because that's where his weakness lies." Sasa-Kyuubi answered him.

And the others didn't know why, but their eyes were focused on the back of Elliman very strangely.

Rwanda followed their gazes, 囧, big 囧, violent 囧, "Xue Tong, I... I really didn't mean it, it's just that you are standing so easily, so..."

"Too easy?" Xuetong-Qinghuo walked towards Rwanda twisting his ass full of silver needles...

Later, when the gossip was over, they pushed Elliman to the side and looked back at them, and saw a huge fiery red fox holding down a little fox... plucking, embarrassing.

Five minutes later, Xuetong-Qinghuo came back with a naked little fox, "Get your stuff and leave." The remaining anger yelled them back to God.

"Ah... I'm going crazy." Please talk to me about the money and saw what the boss exploded, and started to cry again, "Why is it an egg again."

This time, he didn’t even talk to me about playing the piano. He turned his head to Rwanda, who was full of cows, “Didn’t you say that his fallopian tubes are constipated? How can he still lay eggs?”

Rwanda: "..."

In fact, what he wanted to talk about was the hardening of the fallopian tubes, but at that time, after a sneeze, it turned into constipation, and what he was talking about at that time was only a symptom of women, and the man hadn't mentioned it yet.

"That Baron Pukangli-D seems to be the last big boss of this dungeon." Ding Lingling suddenly remembered.

Rwanda put an X-shaped patch on his forehead, pawed in the air to add blood to himself, and after a while, he became a cute little furry fox again.

Their trip to the copy finally reached the last BOSS.

In the square in front of a castle, a knight in heavy armor, holding a tapered spear and riding a war horse with only bones left, stationed in the center of the square awe-inspiringly.

Seeing them coming from Rwanda, the knight said, "It's finally here."

"Do you want us to tell you a story this time, or do you want to tell us a story?" Talking about money with me feels boring, "It's better to do it directly."

The baron raised his hand, "You guys should get tired of playing this kind of game. I'll play something new."

Ding Lingling became excited when she heard it, "What's a novel method?"

"One-to-one." The baron stretched out a finger, "I will choose one of you, if he or she can fight me for 5 minutes without dying, it will be considered that you have passed the level."

"One-on-one? It's fun." Please talk to me about money and start gearing up.

The baron scanned the six of them one by one, and finally set his sights on Rwanda, "That's her."

Ding Lingling and Please talk to me about money extremely despised the boss, "Boss will pick soft persimmons."

"On the contrary," Xuetong Qinghuo tugged at Rwanda's fox tail, and threw Rwanda over. "He picked the strongest among you."

Gossip Luohua and the others looked at each other. Could it be that Rwanda has been hiding its strength?

So they all made up their minds not to make a move for a while no matter what.

Rwanda was thrown sprawled on the ground, and as soon as he stood up, he heard the sound of the wooden fence and the giant gate coming down.

A goal made of seven thick logs separated Rwanda from his teammates, leaving only the pig with him.

The baron pointed to the training ground not far away, "You can choose the weapons there."

"Come on, Xiaoda," Ding Lingling encouraged Rwanda, "don't be afraid of him, although his knight charge can kill people, but shoot people first and shoot horses first, you are just a priest, use [Exorcism: Rune] to lock him skeleton horse, he will not be able to charge."

"Shut up, you're cheating like this." The baron was anxious.

Rwanda was at a loss, "[Exorcism: Rune]? What skill?"

Ding Lingling was stunned, "This is a skill that priest Guangming can learn at level [-], don't tell me you haven't learned it."

Rwanda blinked, "I... seem to have learned a skill once when I was level ten, and then..."

"Hahaha..." the baron laughed triumphantly, "Since that's the case, I can't let people say that I bullied you. Let you make the first move."

"What you said, you can't go back on it." Rwanda approached the pig, and suddenly pointed with his little paw, "Go or the pig, kiss him to death."

Still the pig looked at the baron, "Hmph, huh, huh."

"Nonsense, of course it belongs to the public. Which girl has such a tactful beard." Rwanda continued.

"Hmph?" The pig still seemed suspicious.

"You'll know if he's handsome after you've kissed him." Rwanda said anxiously.

……

Half an hour later, "What the hell are they doing?" Jingling was tired of waiting.

"It's probably a quarrel." Gossip Luohua was too tired to squat on the ground regardless of the situation.

"In ancient times, chickens and ducks talked about it, and now people talk about it with pigs, and it still makes sense. This world is really getting more and more mysterious!!!!!!" Please talk to me about the use of the exclamation point.

Rwanda over there finally showed a bit of master's majesty, "It's still a pig, come on."

Still sticking out the pig's butt, bowing the body, and pretending to be ready for battle, "Hmph."

Rwanda didn't know what agreement he had reached with Still Zhu, "Yes, kiss four times, no more, or Xue Tong will pluck my hair again."

Xuetong-Qinghuo: "..."

The still pig nodded, and a fierce "pig" pounced on the food, which made the baron who had heard them quarrel for a long time unable to react for a while, and was kissed by the still pig so that his whole body felt comfortable.

After the sound of "Bo", the baron lost his fighting consciousness, dropped his spear and remained motionless.

"The boss won't resist anymore, let's hit him now with [Holy Light: God's Punishment] [Holy Fire: Purification]." Yansha-Nine Tails shouted excitedly.

The poor priest of light only has these two attack spells, and the chanting time is too long, and the damage is so low that it makes people feel sympathetic.

As soon as Rwanda returned to human form, he chanted one spell, and the baron woke up halfway through the second spell. He got off his horse and picked up his spear. Seeing that the extremely lethal knight was about to charge, Kaosha-Nine-Tails couldn't help but be shocked. Called, "It's too late, give yourself a [Holy Light: Healing] that continues to recover blood, and run like a fox."

I saw that Rwanda was in a hurry, and even the fox ran away without changing his feet.

Just when the baron's spear was only 0.00001 cm away from Rwanda's ass, it miraculously stopped.

I saw that the pig was desperately giving the skeleton horse a kiss, and then no matter how the baron drove it away, it didn't move.

"It's a good pig." Rwanda gave the pig a thumbs up, "Fortunately, the horse was a male before it died. Huh..."

When the baron saw that the horse was not moving, he simply dismounted.

Although the damage of a knight without a horse is greatly reduced, it can still be done in seconds for Rwanda's level.

"Leave a distance from him in the fox state first, and then use the 'silver needle to cross the line' to attack." Yansha-Nine Tails said.

Rwanda ran, and the baron chased after him, but the pig rushed to block the way.

The baron beat the still pig into the air first, and the still pig immediately separated a pig out. Before the separated pig could catch up, the baron seized the opportunity and rushed towards Rwanda.

The little Rwandan fox sped up and jumped up, regaining its human form in the air, and shouted, "The silver needle crosses the line."

Silver needles rained down, and the baron hurriedly took out the shield behind him.

When the rain of needles stopped, everyone saw that the baron was intact, so they looked at Xuetong-Qinghuo's ass tacitly, 囧, it became a prickly pear again.

Xuetong-Qinghuo suddenly had a deep understanding of the innocent who was shot while lying down, "Rwanda, don't you see that my place is free?"

Rwanda: "..."