Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

"Don't try to take this opportunity to add blood to restore your ass." Xuetong Qinghuo mercilessly exposed Rwanda's purpose of pretending to roar.

Rwanda, who was still high-spirited just now, will slump back to Xuetong-Qinghuo's head again.

Please talk to me about money and laughed loudly, and Gossip Luohua also covered his mouth and smiled lightly.

Xuetong-Qinghuo looked at them, "Don't think she's joking, if you don't want to be cursed, don't let her get your blood."

"What do you mean?" Please talk to me about money and ask while wiping the tears from the corners of your eyes.

"Curse?" Xia Yu Luohua looked at Rwanda, who was pointing at the tip of his claws.

"About 2000 years ago, the Yaohu family not only pursued powerful spells, but also dabbled in witchcraft." Xuetong-Qinghuo taught them the history of this game, "so they also separated a family that specializes in witchcraft. But the witchcraft is too sinister and vicious, the former patriarch of the fox tribe - Yarn - Nine Tails' mother - Zhisha - Nine Tails issued a ban, and also split the most powerful witchcraft in two, handing over It was kept by the two great fox kings at that time."

"One is divided into two, what is it divided into?" Xia Yu Luo Hua asked.

Xuetong-Qinghuo thought for a while, "'Little man health pants' and 'silver needle crossing thread', this needle was handed over to a court tailor by the Snow Fox King 1000 years ago, and the tailor disappeared later gone."

"Little man health pants hahaha..." Please talk about money with me and laughed again.

"Silver needle crossing the line?" Xia Yuluohua hurriedly opened the weapon ranking list, looking at the name of the weapon at the bottom, "It's gone, I remember that there was a new weapon on the weapon ranking list the day before yesterday, it was called the silver needle crossing the line, why is it missing? ?”

"I didn't see the silver needle crossing the line." Please talk to me Qian pointed to a place on the weapon list, "I only saw one of the trousers needles. What kind of weapon are they? This name is too messy, and it is still there." Before the 'Legendary Staff'."

"'Legendary staff'..." After hearing the name of this staff, Hua Yuluo felt a little regretful, a kind of regret that he missed it.

"You don't know the 'Legendary Staff'?" Please talk to me about the money, a little surprised, "It's the staff of Wu Jian, the president of the Tianxiahui (the one who was knocked to death by a hoe in Rwanda)."

Gossip Luohua didn't say anything, just pursed her lips and smiled.

"'Legendary staff' is just a gold-level weapon," Xuetong-Qinghuo disagreed, "'Pants' Needle' is a dark gold-level weapon."

The quality of the equipment in this game can be seen from the color, the best equipment is the holy white light, known as the holy weapon.Second only to the holy artifacts are dark gold-level equipment, followed by gold-level equipment, and then dark purple, blue, green, and gray equipment.

"Isn't that the same level as the 'Sword of Acressa' and the 'Bloodblade of the Night' that the great god smiled to the sky? Then why are you ranked after these two weapons?"

Please talk to me about money because professional players are very familiar with the weapons and equipment of this game. Weapons of the same level will be ranked side by side, but what is the reason why the "pants little man needle" is ranked after these two weapons?

Xuetong-Qinghuo glanced at him lazily, "Because those two weapons are growth weapons, they are of course the best compared to equipment of the same level."

"What?" Huayu Luohua and Please Tanqian screamed out of composure together with me, "Growing weapons?!"

This news has already made the two of them forget to explore the origin of the "little man in pants" who has just entered the ranking list.

And this time, Rwanda's claws are holding the thing that the system shows is a "Pants Pants Pin" and are furiously piercing their pants.

"Xiao Da, you are here." The sound of jingling bells came from afar.

After a while, Jingling used the skill [Sprint] to run to Xuetong-Qinghuo, "Xuetong, let me hug Xiaoda."

Rwanda still had lingering fears about being almost divided into five horses last time. He didn't want to bear such enthusiasm, so he shook his head hastily, "No, today my ass hurts."

Ding Lingling was stunned, "Why does my butt hurt?"

Xuetong-Qinghuo replied on behalf of Rwanda, "Internal hemorrhoids."

Rwanda: "..."

"Where did you go just now?" Rwanda quickly changed the subject.

"I want money and don't play the piano to me, and I can't go to the city. I will help them buy some medicine and food."

"Huh?" Rwanda set up a small shed on the forehead and looked around, "Don't play the piano to me?"

"I'm going to catch the demonized expansion pig," Ding Lingling said while taking out the contents of his belt, "It is said that it will be used as an experiment to see if it can evolve like a pig. By the way, have you read the forum? Although the revision of this dungeon made many players unable to defeat the first boss, Angelia, everyone said that they like this revision, because every time they enter the boss, the reaction is different, and it is no longer rigid. repeat."

"Yeah," Huayu Luohua and Please talk to me about money finished muttering on the side, and came to join their topic, "Xiao Da, what story did you tell that kid fell asleep? Last night we three It’s useless to tell a story that’s been told all night.”

Xuetong-Qinghuo's face turned blue, as if recalling bad memories, "A story that you will never want to hear."

Ding Lingling and the three of them looked at each other very strangely. Will they play the piano to me? They just came back with a demonized and inflated pig.

Xuetong-Qinghuo nervously took out a half silver mask and put it on.

But that demonized swollen pig is quite normal, obediently following Don't Play the Piano to Me, not even looking at Xuetong Qinghuo.

Seeing the pig, Rwanda happily jumped off Xuetong-Qinghuo's head, canceled the fox state and summoned the pig, "It's still a pig, look at your brothers and sisters."

It was the pig who looked at it from the corner of his eye and said, "Humphlulu."

"You think they are black." Rwanda poked the forehead of a pig, "Don't talk about others, just you, if you wear white clothes on the street on a windy night, someone will definitely shout, hey, someone's clothes were blown into the street by the wind. "

Still a pig: "..."

Ding Lingling and the others laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.

While they were chatting and laughing, five people came over arrogantly to drive away the people who were about to enter the instance, "Get out of the way, get out of the way, we are the unstoppable mercenary group, and we are here to do the wanted mission. Anyone who doesn't want to be implicated should leave now. Don’t blame Lao Tzu’s hammer for not having eyes when it’s too late.”

Many players dared not speak out, either left or entered the instance.

The mercenary group system is different from the guild gang system. The maximum number of mercenary groups is 40 people. They can be composed of people from the same guild or from different guilds.

Only by forming a mercenary group can you accept the mercenary missions provided by the system, or the reward missions that players pay for themselves.

The tasks provided by the system are generally not very difficult, so the rewards will not be very high, just like the wanted tasks mentioned by the five people.

Where there is PK, there will be murderers. Of course, murderers cannot go unpunished, so once the red name system will issue a wanted mission.

The rewards for wanted missions are generally not high, but there are still many mercenary groups who will take them, because the ranking of the mercenary group is based on the completion rate of the missions received by the mercenary group. The higher the completion rate, the higher the ranking. The more chances of being hired by players.

"Boom," the warrior among the five smashed the sledgehammer in his hand to the ground, shaking up the dust. After seeing the two beauties Rwanda and Yiyu Luohua, a self-conscious smile appeared on his gleaming face, " Today we are trying not to play the piano to me and please talk to me about money, we don’t want to hurt the three beauties, so it’s better to come to my brother’s side.”

Rwanda turned back and said to Xuetong Qinghuo very sadly: "I finally understand how you feel when you are being molested by a pig."

Xuetong-Qinghuo's mouth twitched.

Leisurely Yu Luohua took a step forward, looking proudly at her, "What if we say no?"

"Then don't blame us for saluting first and then fighting." A female mage of the fox tribe walked out from behind the warrior.

"You guys just want to kill us?" Please talk to me about money, although it is easy to say, but you have already equipped a shield in your hand, so you don't dare to be careless.

Because the five opponents are not low in level, and they can be said to be a standard team - Warrior, Mage, Priest, Rogue, and Hunter.

Although they are also in the same professional team, Rwanda is only level 23. Although Xuetong Qinghuo is strong, this person is very free-wheeling, so I don't know if he will help.

Next, although the levels of Gossip Luohua and Ding Lingling are not much different from the opponent's, they are still lower than the opponent, so they don't have an advantage at all.

"I'll hold them back when I talk about money, and you guys take the opportunity to hide in the dungeon." Don't play the piano to me and use the team channel to tell them.

"Hiding? Why do you want to hide?" Xuetong-Qinghuo smiled contemptuously, "Our Xiaoda's Zhaxiaoren haven't actually fought yet, so let's try them out."

"That's right." Rwanda didn't know where the courage came from, pointing at the other priest with a small chest and said to the pig: "It's still a pig, come on, kiss him to death."

Or the pig looked at the pastor, turned around and pointed his butt at him, "Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

Rwanda was in a dilemma. "Ugly is ugly, but it is much more handsome than asking me to talk about money. Just let it go."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

The priest on the other side was angry, "I have no principle not to hit women." He skillfully threw [Sacred Fire: Burning] to Rwanda and the pig respectively, which indicated that the fight was about to start.

"Punish the priest." Xuetong Qinghuo raised an eyebrow.

[Sacred Fire: Burning] is a Damageovertime skill, which is a skill that causes damage to the target within a certain period of time, referred to as DOT.

This disciplinary priest's [Sacred Fire Art: Burning] lasts for ten seconds, and deals about 350 to [-] damage every two seconds.

For an average player with more than 20 levels plus basic attribute physique and only about [-] blood, it is a terrible injury, and for an anemic player like Rwanda, it is a disaster.

But Rwanda has a super abnormal attribute, that is luck, no matter how high the damage is, it is useless for him to resist.

Others saw DOT damage floating out of Rwanda's head, as well as the words "Resistance" popping out constantly.

And the pigs are even more perverted. The more painful it is when the DOT burns, the more pigs it will give out. In the end, the punishment priest surrounded by a group of pigs is dazzled. Interrupting the spellcasting prevented him from releasing any spells that needed to be chanted except instant spells.

Rwanda just adds blood to pigs on the periphery.

Gossip Luohua and the others also fought hard with each other.

Here, please talk to me about money and chop the opponent with an axe, and don’t play the piano and shoot arrows at me over there to shoot the opponent a hole. That blood is soaring, Rwanda shouted excitedly, "Wait."

The two who were cutting each other were stunned, and really stopped.

"It will be fine in a while." Please talk to me about the money with that pair of underpants and wipe the blood off his face.

Please talk to me about money. After seeing the things in Rwanda's hands, 囧, "Xiaoda knows you are the best, but can you stop wiping my face with your pants, do you have a handkerchief or something?"

Rwanda was at a loss, "Who wiped your face, I just want some blood to cast a curse." He rolled up his sleeves, took out a silver needle, and yelled, "Piercing your little head will turn you into a dog's head."

Just finished speaking, "Bang" and "Please talk to me about money" against the fighter who chopped off, his head turned into a dog's head.

Please talk to me about money and I was dumbfounded.

After the soldier's head turned into a dog's head, his whole person became like a dog.

"Piercing your little head," Rwanda continued, "making you a pig's head."

That soldier became a pig again.

"It's amazing." Please talk to me about Qian Jiong's jaw dropping.

When Rwanda saw that he had nothing to do with talking about money with me, he put his underpants on his head, "Let me borrow my head, or I'll always tie it into my hands."

Please talk to me about money: "..." You can't get your hands pierced, it's all pierced my forehead.

An even more miraculous thing happened. Rwanda didn't care about throwing the needle at all, but no matter which direction he swung it, it was finally pierced accurately on the villain pattern on the underpants.

"Piercing your little head, turning you into a turtle... woo woo woo..." Xuetong Qinghuo quickly covered his mouth with the Rwandan spell.

Xuetong-Qinghuo was sweating profusely, "You'd better put the word 'wu' on it, otherwise the master of the system will be very embarrassed, because I don't know whether to give you the effect of the river crab version or not."

Rwanda blinks, please talk to me and I am speechless.

"I've turned back so much, it's time to go elsewhere." Xuetong-Qinghuo let go of Rwanda.

"Well," Rwanda nodded, "this time I'm going to pierce your little face and make you look bad."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

The veins on Xuetong-Qinghuo's forehead tensed a little, "...can't you curse something that can actually cause actual damage?"

"But I want to destroy him mentally first."

Xuetong-Qinghuo: "..."

The soldier had been crying for a long time, and choked up, "You... you should directly destroy my body."

"..."