Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

Seeing Ding Lingling and the others' embarrassing expressions, Wu Jiang became more and more curious about what Rwanda did in the dungeon. He pulled Ding Lingling over, "What happened?"

Ding Lingling rested her chin with her hands. Although her eyes were looking at her, her focus seemed to be out of focus. "No one in the game can use her single-swipe method except her."

"What kind of single brush method?"

Ding Lingling's eyes wandered, "If you can tell a story that makes Angelia willing to take drugs and die, then the first boss can be easily handled."

Wu Jian looked in amazement at the little fox who was perseveringly climbing up to Xuetong-Qinghuo's head, but was thrown down again and again, "What story is so lethal?"

Ding Lingling solemnly told Wujian, "Brother Wujian, if one day you are unlucky enough to hear Xiaoda tell a story, you must stay away. Listening to him tell a story feels like Monkey King who has been cursed by Tang Seng."

Wu Jian was still at a loss, "What about Stantu? Even though the fat man doesn't move fast, he can attack high. How did she deal with it?"

Ding Lingling shrugged her shoulders, "Those who attack high are just floating clouds. As long as you rob him of money, the only one who wants money is vomiting blood and dying."

"...robbing an NPC?" Wu Jiang couldn't imagine it at all, but he did see Rwanda running out with a money bag several times.

"Then Elliman." Ding Lingling looked back at Rwanda, whose bloody pupils were like octopus-Qinghuo, who couldn't get rid of her. "Eliman hates her, so she can't hide. But Ellis Liman liked the baron, so she took off the baron's underpants to lure him out."

"No, I didn't pick off the baron's underpants," Rwanda said in a sneaky statement, "Eliman did it. I just used [Holy Light: Rune] to lock the baron's horse so that he couldn't run away. I also I just found out that the baron with his underpants stripped will explode in a small universe, Elliman is so miserable by him, the little chrysanthemum has turned into a sunflower."

"..."

"After Eliman was killed, how did you torture him, Baron?" Ding Lingling asked.

"I didn't torture him, it was he who said he had no face to see the elders in Goudong again, so he committed suicide by the side of a stinky ditch."

"..."

"Rwanda, come down for me." Xuetong-Qinghuo roared sullenly, "If you don't come down again, I will pluck my hair."

"No." Rwanda said in a firm tone, "If you don't tell me why you are angry, I won't leave."

"Then why did you take off other people's underpants the third time?" Ding Lingling couldn't figure it out.

"Because in the third time, the baron was wise enough to guard against my [Holy Light: Rune], and I had no choice but to mobilize mobs to chase and intercept me. If there are too many people, it is inevitable that I will pick the wrong one."

"..."

Wu Jian still couldn't imagine such a scene, so he said with a dry smile: "It's really... really a good single-swipe method. By the way, why don't you put your pants... equipment on your head instead of putting it on?"

"You mean her underpants?" Please talk to me about money to clear up his confusion, "That's her weapon."

"Weapon?" Wu Jian was startled, and the words "little man in pants" immediately flashed in his mind.

"She puts it on because she has no hands to hold it."

"Yes," Rwanda nodded, "I want to hold a staff in my left paw, and a needle in my right paw, and I don't want to be a Superman wearing underwear, so I can only put it on my head."

What a reasonable explanation, Wu Jian's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"Okay, stop making trouble, Xiaoda." Gossip Luohua gently caressed Rwanda, "Come down quickly, or Xuetong will really get angry, and you will suffer again, little ass. And you are not going to the saint of the human race." The City of Light? You didn’t fly the plane over there, so you can only go there by boat, and if you miss the departure time, you’ll have to wait half a day for the boat to arrive.”

"I want to be with Xiaoda and Xuetong." Ding Lingling hugged Xuetong-Qinghuo's arm.

Gossip Luohua thought for a while, "The materials are almost collected, anyway, we have to go back to the City of Holy Light, and it's not impossible to go with Xuetong Xiaoda."

"Yeah." Ding Lingling jumped up happily.

He was coaxing his demonized and inflated pig to eat eggs not to play the piano to me, "I happen to be going to the City of Holy Light to turn in the quest."

"You want money, how about you?" Ding Lingling asked me to talk about money.

Please talk to me about the money and don't play the color of the name on the top of my head, "There is only pink left, and I can go to the city. Washing the red name wasted two days of my time, I have to hurry up and give the money for these two days Earn it back."

Don't play the piano to me and stood up, "You'd better come too, I have a hunch, following Xiaoda will never be boring."

Xuetong-Qinghuo finally got Rwanda on top of her head, and the red pupils under the mask glanced at me not to play the piano.

Rwanda is the only one who has seen and accepted the biggest BOSS mission in the current version. Not only will he not be boring, but he will definitely have adventures.

As expected of a professional player, he has a keen sense of smell.

Don't play the piano to me, don't talk to me about the nose ring of money, "so you have to follow. Xiaoda hasn't reached the level of riding a mount, so he can only rely on the 11th road. They all go back to the Frozen King's Court to prepare some medicines Let's start again with food."

"Easy... Take it easy, brother." Don't talk to me about money being taken away.

Rwanda scratched his fox belly, "Well, I drank a lot of blue potion, it's time to go back and get some more."

The red and blue medicines in this game are very expensive, especially the special red and blue medicines that can be drunk one bottle after another without a cooldown time are even more expensive. This is all in the belt space of Rwanda.

"Where did you get so much money to buy such expensive medicine?" Xuetong-Qinghuo felt strange for a long time.

"The boss didn't ask me for money," Rwanda said strangely. "He said that he usually just go to the palace manager at the end of the month and ask for money."

As soon as Rwanda finished speaking, a scream echoed on the snow field, "My salary." Zhen Luo chatted about the snow on the branches of a few pine trees.

The monitoring center stipulates that the unreimbursable part of the expenses incurred by the GM in the game will be deducted from the GM's salary.Red and blue medicines are in the category that cannot be reimbursed.

The few of them met at the East City Gate, and then separated to make preparations.

Xuetong-Qinghuo returned to the palace with Rwanda's tail in his teleportation array, and slapped the fox's butt.

After being spanked once in Rwanda by a voyeur, Xuetong-Qinghuo knew that spanking is physical work.

Because Rwanda has always resisted, fighting him is like tickling him.

"Yo, what are you doing?" Yinmian-Yueran (who forgot who she was and looked back to Chapter 12) was blown by some unknown wind.

"Don't worry about it." Xuetong-Qinghuo said angrily, "She is becoming more and more outrageous, and she can't do without a lesson."

Yinmian-Xueran looked at the little fox who was forcibly pressed on Xuetong-Qing Ham, "Are you sure you are really teaching her a lesson? But why does she look...intoxicated?"

Xuetong-Qinghuo: "..."

Xuetong-Qinghuo also found out, this morning when he slapped him, he only resisted two or three slaps after ten slaps, but now he resisted four slaps.

In other words, Rwanda's resistance to his skills has reached 40.00%.

Rwanda can resist 40.00% of an NPC with such a high level as him, and the resistance rate of ordinary players Rwanda is definitely over 70.00%.

Why is this happening?

Because Kesha-Nine Tails secretly asked Rwanda to add luck to all the upgrade points, and now Rwanda's luck has reached 224.

Xuetong-Qinghuo picked up Rwanda, "What is your lucky value?"

"220 four." Rwanda answered honestly.

Yinmian-Yueran looked at Rwanda in astonishment, "What about your other basic attributes?"

Rwanda scratched out the character attribute bar with his paw and looked, "Zero." He was very proud.

Xuetong-Qinghuo: "..."

Silver Face-Qinghuo walked over and lifted Rwanda's chin with a slender finger, looked left and right, "How did she survive until now? And it seems...she is still practicing death mode."

Rwanda looked at the beautiful fingers and felt a little conflicted, "Silver-faced sister, you haven't picked your feet with your fingers today, have you?"

Xuetong-Qinghuo felt his stomach churning a bit.

Yinmian-Yueran looked at her fingers, and told Rwanda with certainty, "Today, these fingers don't pick my feet."

Rwanda just breathed a sigh of relief, and then heard, "Because I picked my nose with it today."

Rwanda: "..."

"Okay, don't be angry," Yinmian-Xueran poked the little fox with her butt facing her with her nose-picking jade finger, "Today the elder sister brought you something good."

A team of palace maids came in, each holding a piece of equipment, from the head to the feet, if you look carefully, a needle set means there is no weapon.

Rwanda turned to look, "What?"

"Your prestige is long enough to receive prestige equipment, but you were not level enough at that time, so you couldn't get the equipment if you took it. But now you are at level [-], and you can use it."

Players have four sources of equipment, one is to do tasks, the other is to download copies, and finally, of course, is to earn reputation and honor.

Among them, the chance to get the best equipment is of course to do the task, followed by the drop of the large dungeon boss.

Although the prestige and honor equipment is not as good as the equipment obtained from the mission, it is dark purple like the equipment dropped by the large-scale dungeon boss.

Few people have prestige and honor outfits, mainly because prestige is difficult to obtain, and honor points can only be obtained by killing people, and if you are killed once or are arrested and imprisoned by N[C, the honor points will be cleared again, which is not worth the candle.

The characteristic of prestige equipment is that the bonus of physical attributes is super high, but both magic damage and physical damage are very average, suitable for players who pursue high blood defense.

Honor equipment is just the opposite, suitable for players who pursue high damage.

The attributes of the equipment obtained from the other two sources are more balanced.

Rwanda put on the equipment with the help of the palace maid, and it felt like he was wearing it, because the Nine-Tails Possession Technique made him unable to see the effect at all, and he could only see the basic attributes in the character attribute column.

character:

Rating: 31

Occupation: Pastor of Light

Physique: 0 points (equipment bonus 420 points)—total HP 5200

Intelligence: 0 points (equipment bonus 130 points) - total mana value 1800

Strength: 0 points

Agility: 0 points (equipment bonus 30 points)

Lucky: 224 o'clock

Magic damage: equipment bonus 151 points

Healing amount: preparation bonus 167 points

Special attribute

Reputation: 10075

Honor: 1

Charisma: 0

After wearing this equipment, Rwanda's HP reached the minimum standard for players of the same level.

But don't forget, his body can transfer 50.00% of the damage to Xuetong-Qinghuo, so his HP is equivalent to 8400, which is close to the level of a fifty-level player.

"When you reach level [-], you can still receive a staff, so you will have weapons." Yinmian-Yueran said from outside the screen, "At level [-], you can change another piece of equipment, and at level [-], you can change weapons. , and so on. With your current reputation, you can still receive reputation equipment when you reach level [-]."

Rwanda doesn't know whether it's good or not. Anyway, he doesn't refuse anything he can get without money.

Xuetong-Qinghuo also came back with a change of equipment, the mask was still on, "Let's go."

Rwanda turned into a little fox again and climbed onto Xuetong-Qinghuo's head. She didn't forget to put on her underpants, and waved her claws, "Let's go."

The group started from the east gate and headed towards the mountain along a road. It is said that they crossed the mountain and walked through a low-lying swamp to reach the port.

Anyway, he didn't have to leave Rwanda, so he sat on the top of Xuetong Qinghuo's head and looked far away, and it was time to go sightseeing.

To their surprise, Wu Jian also followed.

The vast snow scene stopped abruptly after they passed through a tunnel in the mountains, replaced by the smell of damp and rotting leaves.

"This is the Migar Swamp." Ding Lingling acted as a tour guide all the way to introduce Rwanda.

Looking around in Rwanda, there are muddy ponds everywhere, and many wild mobs are wandering by the ponds or lying in the ponds.Looking far away, there is a cloud of water vapor, and nothing can be seen.

Everyone was tired after walking for a long time, so they found a place with higher ground to rest.

Don't play the piano to me, hurry up and do something.

"What are you doing?" Rwanda looked at the things in his hand curiously.

"Birdtrap." Don't be a curt answer to me playing the piano.

Ding Lingling pointed to the flaming bird-like monster not far away, "Players who practice cooking have a great demand for this kind of bird meat, but the drop rate is very low, and it can only be obtained 100% by catching it alive with a hunter's trap." meat, so the market is often in short supply.”

Rwanda nodded, seeing that he was going to install a trap if he didn't play the piano to me, so he followed to see.

Rwanda, Tinglingling and Don't Play the Piano to Me hid in a small bush and waited for the rabbit.Catching animals with traps is like fishing. You need a lot of patience. Both Rwanda and Tinglingling lack this kind of patience. You always ask if the trap is broken, otherwise you can't catch birds.

At this time, there was the sound of weapons colliding, and the two men came chasing and fighting.

Where the two of them passed by, many mobs were affected, and even many birds they were going to catch in Rwanda were frightened away.

Seeing these two people, don't change your expression slightly at me playing the piano, "Smile to the sky and pick apricots on the wall."

Xuetong-Qinghuo and the others watched with interest when they heard the sound of fighting.

"What, they are the two great gods ranked first and second on the master list." Ding Lingling shouted excitedly.

Please talk to me about money Looking at the extremely ordinary weapons in the hands of the two of them, he thought thoughtfully, "This year's elite competition is about to start, even if you win the challenge on the wall, you will not be able to stay on the list for a few days. Re-ranked."

Xiang Tianyixiao is a berserk warrior of the werewolf tribe, and above the wall is the fox tribe who assassinates thieves.

According to the principle of professional incompatibility, fighters are the nemesis of thieves, but under the shadow of the seemingly impenetrable sword on the top of the wall, Caixing dodges with ease and occasionally attacks Xiang Tianyixiao's weak point.

And although Xiang Tianyixiao is not as agile as Caixing on the wall, his reaction consciousness is top-notch.The sword shadow densely blocked the advance and retreat routes on the Caixing wall, and swayed freely to block the opponent's weak point attack.

"Evenly matched." Please talk to me about money.

Xuetong-Qinghuo shook his head, "Not necessarily, it's not that Xiangtian Yixiao has no room to fight back, but he just blindly defends."

Nodding seamlessly.

When everyone was watching attentively, Rwanda suddenly shouted, "Beware of the trap."

It was already too late, Xiang Tianyixiao stepped on the bird trap of "Don't play the piano to me", lost his balance and fell forward to trigger another trap, and then let out a horrible cry, which scared the birds and beasts.

Rwanda looked up and didn't want to play the piano to me, "...your bird trap finally caught the 'bird'."

Don't play the piano to me: "..."

Jingle Bell:"……"

Xiang Tian covered his trousers with a smile, curled up into a ball with a very painful expression.

Fortunately, there is no one taking advantage of others' danger on the wall of picking apricots. Seeing that Xiang Tianyixiao was plotted against, he did not continue.

Cai Xing looked at Rwanda and the others from the top of the wall, and saw that Wu Jian's eyes paused for a while, "What are you trying to do?"

Rwanda hurriedly pointed to the bird not far away, "We just want to catch that kind of bird, and we definitely don't want his kind of 'bird'."

Picking apricots on the wall: "..."

Rwanda was very sorry, "Why don't you let me see, I am Pastor Guangming."

Cai Xing examined him for a while from the top of the wall, then nodded for him to come over.

Rwanda didn't dare to approach, but just glanced at it from a distance, "It's okay, it's just a little less."

Xuetong-Qinghuo and the others: "..."

"A little less?" Caixing suddenly shouted from the top of the wall, scaring Rwanda.

Seeing the other party's complexion is not good, Rwanda hurried to appease, "Actually, what is missing is not entirely a bad thing, at least it is inspirational."

Guys: "..."

"Look at Cai Lun and Sima Qian. After being cut off again and again, one of them is still physically and mentally disabled. One invented papermaking, and the other wrote "Historical Records", which has left a name through the ages."

The expression on the apricot-picking wall was a bit indescribable, "...time and time again? They are much richer than ordinary people... root?" The tone of that word was really subtle.

Rwanda: "..."

"Because the weeds are not rooted out, and the spring breeze blows and regenerates, we have to do it again and again." Xuetong Qinghuo walked over, protecting Rwanda behind him without a trace.

"..."

Rwanda poked his head out from behind Xuetong-Qinghuo, "What kind of spirit is their spirit of enduring humiliation and working hard? It is the spirit of no self and no 'bird'."

"..."

"To put it bluntly, it means that the bird is with me, and the bird is not with me..."

"Huh?" Everyone said in unison.

"Uh...I'll still be here...spiritually."

"..."

"It is this kind of spirit that makes them abandon everything and concentrate on research and study hard, so that they have made achievements that will last forever." The more Rwanda said, the more emotional he became, and the more he said it, the more he said it without thinking, "Although when the night is quiet, I look back. , will feel lonely and ashamed of their grandparents. Because there are three kinds of unfilial piety, and having no offspring is the greatest, so they have to... have to... what to do?"

"..."

Xuetong-Qinghuo picked out his ears, "I have to find a young boy."

"..."

Rwandan asked: "Can't we let them go through the next pairing?"

Xuetong-Qinghuo glared at him, "The two little shou will not be able to make a name for themselves even if they travel through time, they will only increase the consumption of cucumbers."

Everyone: "..." It's crooked, and it's weird, embarrassing.