Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

"So... so... who can help me... unload the extra equipment..." Hunter King had already used his hands and feet, but felt that his mind was about to be pulled out, and the pig was still there.

Except for Rwanda and Xuetong-Qinghuo, everyone else has already become the distant scenery behind the hunting king.

Rwanda is sorry, "King Hunter, the pig has been imprisoned for a long time and is only released now, so you should let it kiss you for a while, because even if I pull it down, it will persevere and get more and more courageous to kiss you Thinking of hanging yourself."

The Hunting King said sadly, "...I already want to hang myself."

Rwanda: "..."

After Rwanda tried its best to fight for it, the pig finally gave the hunting king a face, just kissed the back of his head, and let him watch the road.

The hunting king said with emotion, "This is not a pig, it's a sucker."

If you want to die but dare not say and please talk to me about money, you almost burst into laughter, "Others have long hair shawls, you are a fat pig shawl, amazing, hahaha..."

And their game progress has to continue. The frontier is the last boss in the pleasure zone of this instance—Okalido.

According to Haosha-Nine Tails, Ocalido used to be an excellent human mage, but the poor man had to kill his wives. He even married eight wives and died unexpectedly. In the end, he degenerated into a demon with resentment.

Ocaledo's palace is almost like a church ready for a wedding.

Among the eight bosses in this dungeon, this boss is the most special. It doesn't matter if you don't kill Okalido, as long as you get his ring.

And the way to get the ring is to hold a wedding with Okalido. Before the dungeon mutates, the players think it's troublesome to cut Okalido directly, and then grab the ring and finish.

Now, Rwanda and the others have been wandering around the palace for a long time, and they haven't even seen the shadow of Okalido, so don't talk about beheading him.

"What should I do?" Everyone said nothing.

"Can't you go directly to the underground sacrificial area?" Rwanda asked.

"No, without Okalido's ring, there is no way to open the door to the sacrificial area."

Xuetong-Qinghuo lazily leaned aside, "Okalido hid because he was afraid of being hacked by players, so just lure him out."

"Seduction? How to seduce?" Please talk to me about money.

The crow on the ground above his head answered him, "Ah~~ah, get married, get married."

"That's right, find someone to marry him." Xuetong Qinghuo gave Crow a thumbs up.

It is indeed a good way.

"I don't know if Okalido is interested in men." With Rwanda's words, everyone was stupefied again.

"Why are you so stupid!" Xuetong-Qinghuo dragged Rwanda into his arms, and rested his chin on Rwanda's shoulder, "Costume, male disguised as a woman, have you heard of it?"

Everyone suddenly realized, and they focused their attention on Rwanda tacitly, because the few of them had Rwandan baby faces and pretended to be girls.

But Xuetong-Qinghuo's smiling face made them dare not bring it up, so they focused their attention on the person on the apricot-picking wall.

Except for Rwanda, Cai Xing looks the most feminine on the wall, but Xiang Tianyi is sharpening his knives on the sidelines, and everyone can only retreat to the next best thing again and again, don't play the piano to me.

Don't be annoyed or angry at me playing the piano, stroke your beard, "Have you ever seen a girl with such a tactful beard?"

"..."

Then came the hunter.

The hunting king suddenly felt that being kissed by a pig was not all a bad thing, so he confidently pointed to the pig that covered his shoulders, "Which girl would wear this when she gets married."

Xuetong-Qinghuo stood up straight, "Don't worry, Okalido will never treat it as your illegitimate child."

Hunting King: "..."

In the end, for the sake of fairness, everyone drew lots, and whoever caught it would pretend to be a bride.

Xuetong-Qinghuo held nine slips of paper, "Eight of them are blank, and only one is written with female characters on it. Whoever draws one will pretend to be a bride. Alright, who will come first?"

Please talk to me about money. I think that the sooner you draw lots, the less chance of winning the lottery, so I was the first one to volunteer, "I." After hesitating for a long time among the nine slips of paper, I resolutely pulled out the one on the far right. , When I opened it, my face turned green.

Everyone leaned over to take a look, and there was a word "female" clearly on it.

Later, Rwanda looked at the other notes casually, and found that there were no blanks, and all of them had the characters "female".

The kind-hearted Rwandan children's shoes... ate those notes with a sense of justice, and destroyed the corpses.

Xuetong-Qinghuo hugged him and kissed him wildly again.

Although it is very easy for a woman to disguise herself as a man, it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice.

Firstly, there is no women's clothing, secondly, there is no cosmetics, and thirdly, please talk to me about money. This bald head is too bright.

But the wisdom of the working people is infinite. They made grass skirts from branches and shoots.

With the second half, what about the first half?Where can I find two coconut shells to pick my chest?

In the end, the hunting king suggested, "Why don't you stuff two steamed buns, and you can still have two bites if you're hungry."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

"Aren't pineapple buns the best?" Xuetong-Qinghuo laughed harmlessly.

Rwanda and Hunting King trembled all over.

"And what about this light forehead?"

Don't think about playing the piano to me, "It's okay, just put on a pair of pants later."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

Rwanda is very loyal to contribute its own villain pants.

Don't play the piano to me and say to my brother earnestly, "Although passing the test is very difficult, your chastity is more important. You must learn to protect yourself."

Please talk to me about money and I was so moved that I couldn't be more moved, sobbing, "Brother...Brother, I'm going...I don't know...when and what month...we can get together, my... tour fee... just trouble you. "

Don't play the piano to me: "..."

"What would you do if Ocalido wanted to touch your breasts?" Don't ask me seriously.

Please talk to me about Qian's determination to keep his virginity, "Just beat him like a pig's head."

"No, no," don't wave your hand at me talking about money, "let him touch it."

Please talk to me about money. I staggered and almost lost my footing.

"Anyway, it's just two steamed buns, so don't worry about him even if he gets rounded or flattened."

"..."

Don't play the piano with me to emphasize the tone, let me know that this is the key, "Then if Okali touches your ass more, you should be brave enough to shout out..."

"Ah~~ah, harder, harder." The crow flapped its wings above the head of the person who asked me to talk about money, and shouted.

Don't play the piano to me 囧, "..."

Please talk to me about money and start plucking.

The crow fluttered, "Ah~~ah, molested, molested."

When everything is ready, please talk to me about being kicked out by everyone.

Please talk to me about money. Turn the steamed bun that was kicked to the creaking nest back to the middle, and face the empty palace affectionately, "Oh, Okalido, why are you Okalido."

Everyone was stunned.