Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

"Pay attention to the upwind position when you fight." Xuetong Qinghuo told Rwanda.

Rwanda conjures a pig, "Why?"

As soon as the pig came out, he flicked the pig's tail and asked, "Hmm?"

"Because some truths can only be understood after personal experience." Xuetong-Qinghuo said meaningfully.

The pig looked around twice with its pig eyes, and was a little disappointed not to see the handsome guy. Seeing those stupid giant monsters again, he couldn't help sighing like a pig, "Lulu, humming."

Rwanda poked it on the forehead, "Please, you are so fat that you turn heads, and you still despise others for being fat."

"Being fat can also increase the rate of return?" I dare not ask if I want to die.

Xuetong-Qinghuo glanced at him lazily, "Because it's too big to see everything at one glance, you have to take a second or even a third look, which will increase the rate of turning heads."

I want to die but dare not say embarrassment, "...Understood."

After adding a BUFF to the pig, Rwanda pointed to the nearest giant, "It's still a pig, go."

It was still a pig twisting its butt, scratching the beach twice with its hooves, and rushed out, but accidentally kicked a docile thorn turtle, so the rush turned into a roll.

The or pig rolled towards a giant who was about to take off his pants and fart. With a sound of "boom", the giant's center of gravity was unstable, and the or pig was crushed into two, and his ass fell to the sky.

Just when Rwanda was about to add blood to the still pig, the stupid giant got up from the sea, raised his pants and turned to face the still pig.

But when the tide pushed the pig onto the beach, the pig's hooves were twitching in pain, and the eyes were more white than black. After a while, the system sent a message: Your pet is hypoxic, please artificial respiration.

Rwanda is embarrassing, why not add blood but artificial respiration?

"...Rest in peace pig, I will avenge you."

system:……

Rwanda was surprised, "The system... the system is speechless."

Xuetong-Qinghuo was stunned for a while, looking at the tail behind Rwanda, "Tell Yansha, the system can be restarted and restored, and once restarted, everything will be restored, even the player's information is the same, so don't push Wells into a hurry , the dog jumps over the wall in a hurry."

Rwanda felt very baffled. What he just said was the system, but why did Xuetong get involved in the veil?

"Xiao Sha said that she knew that she was cleaning up the program."

Xuetong-Qinghuo's brows tightened and then loosened, loosened and then tightened, and then stopped talking about this topic after galloping, "Xiao Da, before caring about the system, do you care about your own safety first?"

When Rwanda looked up, he saw that the giant was slapping the pig that was still split into cakes, and then turned around and rushed towards him.

It is good to be tall and mighty. From the perspective of Rwanda, he can reach him with two feet after a long distance.

"Ah...help." Rwanda turned into a little fox and ran away.

"Run to the wind." Xuetong Qinghuo shouted.

"Upwind...upwind...upwind, where is the upperwind?" Rwanda was circling around in panic in panic.

Seeing that the giant's big feet were about to step on his head, the giant suddenly turned around and pointed his butt at him in the crisis.

"Run." He wanted to die but dared not say anything but cried out anxiously.

But before it was too late, there was another continuous sound of "cloth~~~~", the flying sand and rocks covered the sky and the sun.

Xuetong-Qinghuo and want to die dare not say that after the sand and dust settled, they saw Rwanda stepping on the difficult but very lewd cross foxtrot, dizzy towards the giant's fart Walk down the fart, looking for a dead end.

"Wrong, this way." Xuetong-Qing was in a hurry, but he couldn't help, because the giant's farting attack was resisted by Rwanda, and it didn't hurt at all. Rwanda was just stunned by the smoke.

"Xiao Da, quickly command me to help you attack." He wanted to die and dare not speak loudly.

Rwanda just felt dizzy, and the long fart sound was still echoing in his ears, and Xuetong-Qinghuo could still hear what they were shouting.

Seeing that Rwanda was about to be turned into a fox cake by a giant, a round and grunting fat rushed over.

It turned out that it was the pig who was relieved.

The pig's eyes were still red and he was in a state of rampage, and he headbutted the giant and staggered several steps.

This is still the final state of the pig's runaway, and it is still full of pig's anger, and it is getting bigger and bigger like a balloon, almost as big as a giant.

Rwanda, who was slowly waking up, was stunned when he saw a giant pig, "Or why did the pig get so big?"

Xuetong-Qinghuo came over and he went to a safe place, "You forgot, pigs were demonized and expanded pigs before they turned into ghost pigs."

At this time, the pig made another run-up, the giant was pushed up and flew up, a pair of super big pants separated from the giant, and the three of them watched the pair of pants drifting into the sea.

"See clearly?" Rwanda asked Xuetong Qinghuo seriously.

"See it clearly." Xuetong Qinghuo said, "It's from Adidas."

I want to die but dare not say: "..."

"But when did Adidas release fur pants?" Rwanda continued to ask.

"So it should be from Nike?" Xuetong-Qinghuo was very serious.

"..." Rwanda was speechless for a while, "Is there no possibility that it is a copycat?"

"That cottage can produce such a fighter jet in pants?" Xuetong Qinghuo looked at him.

"..."

Want to die dare not say suddenly understand why these two people are a pair, like attract like like.

Thinking of attracting birds of a feather, wanting to die without daring to say that he felt inexplicable, and suddenly thought of asking me to talk about money, he hurriedly stopped, not daring to think about it again.

The giant who was kicked off came back tremblingly, pouted the butt that only had a leather skirt left, and was about to fart again.

Xuetong-Qinghuo held Rwanda between them, and ran upwind without daring to talk about it.

"You said what would happen if you blocked the giant's butt when he was farting?" Rwanda thought suddenly.

Xuetong-Qinghuo put him down, very solemnly, "I leave this arduous task to you."

"..." Rwanda straightened his face, twisted his head to see that he wanted to die and dared not say, "I have always been very self-aware, and I know the embarrassment and heavy responsibility, so this task is entrusted to you."

If you want to die, you dare not say that you were shocked, "You can't treat me like this."

Rwanda patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry, I won't just watch you die, what profession do I have, I'm a holy priest of light."

If you dare to say slander, priest Guangming, who is more powerful than adding blood, can't rest assured.

"So brother, you go forward boldly."

"Don't." Wanting to die but not daring to say it, he screamed and rushed towards the giant.

"Pig, bless him, Amen!" Xuetong-Qinghuo kindly prayed for him.

"Hmph." Pig took the time to answer.

Rwanda, on the other hand, kept its promise, and instead of watching helplessly wanting to die but not daring to say death, it closed its eyes in pain.

When he wanted to die but didn't dare to say that he was flying to the ground, Rwanda and Xuetong-Qinghuo watched him brutally and inhumanly.

Wanting to die but dare not say it, he looked at Rwanda sadly, "Give...Give..." What he wanted to say was, let's bleed.

Rwanda didn't dare to neglect, he searched his pockets and took out a copper plate and stuffed it into his hand.

"..." Looking at the copper plate in his hand, he wanted to die, and started to cry, crying loudly in the team channel, "Husband, come and pick me up, I will never hit you again."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

"My brother, he understands." Don't play the piano to me and said, "Beating is love, it's not enough to kick."

Please talk to me about money: "..."