Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

"Redemption?" Xiang Tianyixiao and Cai Xing squatted affectionately on the top of the wall in Rwanda, looking for his classic car, rummaging through all his wealth from the space belt.

Most of them are high-end red medicine and blue medicine. People who don't know it think that Rwanda sells medicine.

Only Xue Xuetong-Qinghuo knew that it was all his salary for this month.

On the apricot-picking wall, he counted the game coins scattered around one by one, and finally concluded, "180 three golds, 26 silvers and one bronze." Very worried, "The price of Kuloken for Xiaoda to redeem the dwarf king must be a brain Crowded by the crack of the door."

Xiang Tian smiled disapprovingly, "He still has the mount egg. According to the current market price of the mount egg, he can be said to be a mobile treasury but he doesn't know it."

"But... what is this?" Cai Xing picked out something from a pile of things with a stick on the top of the wall.

"Pacifiers." Rwanda squatted over and told them like Xuanbao.

Xiang Tian looked at him with a smile, "Do you have the certificate of a professional nurse?"

Rwanda: "..."

"When I single-handed Nether Ghost Valley, I just forgot to return Baby Angelia's."

"What is that little baby eating now?"

"Teapot lid."

"..."

"Then what is this?" Picking apricot found another stick on the top of the wall and pinched something.

"The baron's ancestral trouser belt, I took it and forgot to return it when I helped Eliman take off his trousers that day."

"Then he doesn't have a waistband anymore, don't his pants..."

"Anyway, he's always on a horse and can't fall off."

"..."

Wanting to die but dare not say it, he leaned over and took the baron's ancestral trouser belt, "This thing can also be passed down from the ancestors, does it have any special effect on strengthening the body?"

"No." Rwanda said simply, "It's just easier to solve."

I want to die but dare not say embarrassment, "...why do you want such an easy-to-untie waistband?"

"Prevention is in a hurry to go to the toilet, but I can't untie it for a long time."

"..."

Xuetong-Qinghuo said awkwardly, "What else did you take and forgot to return?"

Rwanda thought for a moment, and took out incredible things from his pile, "Stantu's piggy bank."

"Wait," Xuetong-Qinghuo interrupted him, "Then did he die for you to see?"

"Yes," Rwanda was sure, "he pulled out three feet of pig intestines and hanged himself on the spot."

"……Go on."

Rwanda continued to introduce, "There is also Elliman's secret love diary, the horseshoe of the skeleton warhorse, and Angelia's girdle..."

"What?" Xuetong-Qinghuo became angry when she heard it, "You even took off her corset and yours?"

Rwanda touched his belly, "I feel that a piece of abdominal muscle has a tendency to develop in a hemispherical shape, and if I let it develop, I don't need a swimming ring for swimming, so I borrowed a waistband from Angelia to use it. Finally, the abdominal muscle The flesh is squeezed down, but there are more rings on the chest."

"..." Xuetong-Qinghuo raised his hand to signal that he understood, "Come on, pack up your things, don't you want to redeem yourself for the dwarf king? Ask the druid how much you sold it for."

Rwanda picked up the things on the ground and threw them into his belt, "Human traffickers."

The druid man showed his ID dumbfoundingly, "My name is late at night and we will elope together."

"...It's better to call you a human trafficker."

"why?"

"I'm afraid that if I yell, Xue Tong will chase you down."

The human trafficker turned his head and met Xue Tong-qing's fiery eyes, very sensible, "I understand."

"Then let's get to the point. How much did you sell the dwarf king for?"

The human trafficker stood up, "I got a VIP card that gives you a [-]% discount when you come here."

"That's over, now I can only let Kuro ask for the price." Please talk to me about money with the expression I often do in this kind of thing.

"Even if this is the case, you still have to ask, don't you have to have a bottom line?"

After unifying their opinions, they took the sold dwarf king to the gazebo, and put down the usurper who had dried up halfway along the way.

Kuro sat leisurely in the pavilion, watching them come over and not in a hurry to ask anything, with a scheming look.

"I want to redeem the dwarf king," Rwanda said straight to the point, "you can make a price."

"Then stick out your tongue first." Kuro said seriously.

"Why?" Several people in Rwanda didn't know why.

"I'm afraid you will make a fuss after hearing the price."

"..."

Kuro slowly stretched out three fingers, "It's not too many, just count."

Rwanda took out three copper coins and gave it to Clow, feeling very emotional, "The crow is right, the dwarves are so cheap that they can't be expensive even in the financial crisis."

The sold dwarf king: "..."

Kuro looked at the three copper coins in his hand, and his hair, which was as sparse as the thorns on a cactus, stood up one by one, "Are you kidding me, I said [-] gold coins."

Xuetong-Qinghuo and the others looked exactly like that.

Only Rwanda looked through his family property calmly, counted with his fingers, and said to the betrayed dwarf king, "Do you mind if I redeem one of your ears first?"

The sold dwarf king: "..."

Picking apricots on the wall and handing Rwanda a bag of gold coins, "Here is [-] gold, count us as a shareholder of your airship."

As expected of the president of the Kirin Club, he brought ten thousand gold with him.

Don't play the piano to me, Hunting King, Tinglingling, and Wanna Die dare not say that they all contributed their own gold coins, but not much, adding up to more than 4000 gold, which is far away from [-] gold.

But please talk to me about the money, the rich man didn't say anything.

See please talk to me about money with a dignified expression, "Xiao Da, when someone borrowed money from me, I would rather jump off the third floor."

"And then?" Rwanda asked.

"I jumped, luckily I didn't die."

"Lucky enough."

"Later, someone borrowed money from me, jumped off the third floor again, and survived."

"It's a miracle."

"Later, someone asked me to borrow money, and I didn't hesitate to use jumping off a building to prove my ambition, but I didn't die." Please talk to me about money with a lot of meaning, "Xiao Da, do you understand what this means?"

Rwanda didn't even think about it, "You're used to immortality."

"..." Please talk to me about money and the corner of my mouth twitched, "It means that I would rather die than borrow money."

On the side, the hunting king quietly asked not to play the piano to me, "Did he really dance back then?"

Don't tell him for sure when I play the piano, "I jumped, and I jumped three times."

"It's unbelievable that none of these are dead."

Don't look at him inexplicably at me playing the piano, "It's incredible to be able to jump to death on the third floor."

Hunting King: "..."

Ding Lingling rolled up her sleeves and was ready to strike, "For the sake of being a childhood sweetheart, tell me, how do you want to die?"

Please talk to me about money as death as home, "Then just use a hundred thousand to smash me to death."

It is worthy of asking for money.

The hunting king handed his sister a thick stick, "Why talk so much nonsense with him, just knock him out, and see how much money he has on him."

Ding Lingling looked at the stick, "Very good, not only can you see how much money he has with this stick, but also the color of his brain."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

Could it be that Rwanda, who has been silent for a while, has the momentum for a while, stopped Ding Lingling with one hand, and said to Kuro: "If there is a bargain, of course there will be a bargain, and the dwarf king is worth [-] gold, and a hundred gold is worth it." There is plenty to spare."

Kuro jumped up immediately, "You might as well grab it."

"I'm just grabbing."

"..." After being choked, Kuro gritted his teeth fiercely, "Thirty thousand gold is not a lot for a copper coin."

Rwanda thought for a moment, gritted his teeth, "One thousand gold."

Seeing that Rwanda has raised the price, Kuluo said proudly, "[-] gold."

"Five thousand gold."

"Thirty thousand gold."

"Ten thousand."

"Thirty thousand."

"Fifteen thousand."

"Thirty thousand."

Clow didn't give in a single step, but Rwanda backed down frequently.

Rwanda put together [-] gold and reported it. Everyone became anxious. Ding Lingling rolled up his sleeves and picked up his stick again, ready to talk to me about the money.

At this time, Rwanda seemed to have made up his mind, and rushed to the case, "You can do it, [-] is [-], and [-] will redeem the two dwarf kings."

"Deal." Kuro made a final decision immediately, fearing that Rwanda would go back on his word.

And after he shouted this, the transaction contract between the player and the NPC began to be established.

Crow triumphantly put the dwarf king's deed of sale on the trading platform of the system, and Rwanda entered [-] gold on the platform, and the system exchanged the items of both parties, and the transaction was completed.

I was waiting for Rwanda to enter another [-] gold, but I didn't expect the transaction to be completed, "What's the matter? I agreed to [-] gold, but why did I trade [-] gold? Is the system malfunctioning?"

"You're just out of order," Rwanda accepted the dwarf king's deed of sale, "I was talking about [-] gold to redeem two dwarf kings, and you only gave me a dwarf king's deed of sale, of course only [-] gold gone."

Kuro didn't recover immediately.

It wasn't until everyone realized that they came over to pat Rwanda one after another, "Well done, we were all brought in."

Don't be serious about me playing the piano, "Actually, we are already ready to mortgage my brother here."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

"It's useless to go back to the city stone here, you can only take the teleportation array, but the money is used to redeem the dwarf king," said coolly, "you have to mortgage one person to serve dishes here to make money."

"That's right." Everyone's eyes were focused on the person who asked me to talk about money.

"You...you can't do this." Please talk to me about money and rush over to hug like a koala, wanting to die and not daring to say anything, "You kidnap and sell your own husband, be careful that you will be struck by lightning, and the chrysanthemum will bloom."

"..." I dare not say that I want to die very calmly, "If you don't split it, it will be opened."

"..."

"Hmph." Kuro on the side snorted heavily, "With your quality, you want to take my place, there's no way."

Please talk to me about money and pointed to the dwarf king, "He can do everything with such a slack, how can I not."

The dwarf king who was sold immediately flew out the knife in his hand, his gesture was a bit like the ET version of Li Xunhuan's posture, but he didn't see Please talk to me about Qian being hit with a knife all over his body.

"Where's my knife?" The dwarf king who was sold looked around for his knife.

The human trafficker turned around tremblingly, pointed at his left butt, "Here it is."

"..."

The dwarf king who was sold was very generous, "You keep it, I still have one."

Trafficker: "..."

"Okay, tell me quickly, how do you get a part-time job here?" Don't ask me playing the piano.

Clow simply turned his head away from them, "As long as you answer one question correctly."

"Just ask."

There is labor to be squeezed, and Clow will not refuse to go out, so he said he was unwilling, but the question he asked was very simple, "Don't think too much, and say an English word that starts with M." The answer is money.

Please talk to me about money and immediately answered without thinking, "mimi."

All: "..."

If you want to die but don’t dare to say it stiffly, turn your head and look at it, please talk to me about money, “Which country’s English word?” Emphasize the English word.

Please talk to me about the money and swallow your saliva, "...Daughter Country."

"..."