I am a madman

(Looking at Ning)...

Ning: (Looking at Luan with a smile on his face)...

A certain chaos trembled all over: This question jumps!

38. When was the happiest?

Zang: Now.

Ning: Now.

Xia: (blushing) Now...

39. Have you ever had a fight?

Tibetan: no

Xia Xiaowan: Talk nonsense, tomorrow will be noisy!

A certain chaos: You are tossing alone...

Ning: I never quarreled.

Xia Xiaowan: I don't want to say anything...

A certain chaos: ...you can toss it alone. .

40. What are the quarrels?

Xia: (glaring at Luan)

A certain chaos: jump!

41. How to get it together afterwards?

Zang: Buy a candied haws and he will stop losing his temper.

Ning: Just a couple of kisses is fine.

Xia: ...Didn't you say that you never quarreled? ?

Some chaos: ...

42. How is the sleeping position of the other party?

Zang: Pillow on my chest.

Ning: Hold my waist.

Xia: Forcing me to sleep on his chest, forcing me to sleep with his waist TT

Some chaos: ...

43. When did you feel loved?

Tibetan:……

rather:……

summer:……

A certain chaos: Damn, are you all shy at this time? !

44. When did you feel that maybe he no longer loves you?

Tibetan:……

rather:……

summer:……

Some chaos: …………………

45. How do you express your love?

summer:……

Zang Hening: (knocks down Mingyu)

Luan: Well, this is to express love with practical actions.

46. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches your partner?

Xia: Can Zang Feng and Hua have a relationship?Of course Guiyun is like a big mandala.

Tibet: Peach Blossom

Ning: peach blossom.

Some chaos: ...

47. Do you have anything to hide from each other?

Xia Xia: Zangfeng Guiyun, I'm hungry, let's go eat.

Tibetan: Good.

Ning: What do you want to eat?

A certain chaos: ...you really have something to hide from each other?Hello!Hello!I do not know how.

48. Do you feel inferior when getting along?

Xia: (black line) Stop talking, I've been feeling inferior...

Zang: What is inferiority complex?

Ning: An inferiority complex?Hehe... (stares at Luan and smiles lightly)

A certain chaos: This question has been answered!

49. Is your relationship secret or public?

Xia Xiaowan: Well, I don’t know.

Tibetan: What's the matter with Qianqing.

Ning: Of course it's made public. If Ming'er and I got married, will I not publicize it?

A certain chaos: Khan...

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Xia Xia: ... If there is a next life, I want to be two people.

Zang: Xia Xia, I love you. (hugging Mingyu)

Ning: Even if you become two people, I will find and love you both. (kissed...)

A certain chaos: ...Finally 50 questions. .You... you... can you go back to your room and... oh, it's so exciting, wow!This pose is fine!Mingyu, your body is so soft.

Xia: Ugh... I want to kill you, I regret it, I regret it!I don't want two lovers!

A Luan: (sympathizes) It’s useless to regret, now it’s up to you, I dare not break ground on Tai Sui’s head.

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69. 【Valentine's Day Special】Wan Huhou's Love...

【Valentine's Day Extra】Wan Huhou's Love

According to Jianghu, Devil May Cry is a thing of the past.

Back then, the red-haired young man who was proud of martial arts and was invincible in the world has been firmly bound by the word love, no frivolity, no heroism of letting me fly as high as the sky.

That year in the battle of Devouring Immortals, the number one sword in the world, Zang Feng, and the number one beauty in the world, Ning Guiyun, were jealous of Xia Mingyu, the son of Devil May Cry, and Xia Mingyu, who had always only loved female celebrities, suddenly changed his nature.

The whole Jianghu was shaken by this, not to mention Xia Mingyu's countless confidantes who were heartbroken, even the boys and girls who had always admired the Lord of the Dead Bamboo Cliff and the Lord of the Devouring Mountain were crying bitterly.

Everyone was puzzled and indignant. Is it true that the fate of good men in this world is to have their sleeves broken in the end?

Except for some people who are sad, of course there are also people who are disgusted and reviled. It is against ethics for a man to be with a man.

But at a gathering of heroes, Ning Guiyun, who just happened to pass by and joined casually, said a few words, which made the rebuttals of the scolding and disgusting people speechless.

He was dressed in enchanting black, and he was lazily leaning on the chair. His skin was like snow, his eyebrows were picturesque, and his eyes were so captivating.

The blood-red lips were raised slightly, and the hoarse and charming voice was intoxicating: "What is ethics? It is the etiquette established since Zhou. The reason why there are etiquette is to solidify discipline, just like laws and regulations. There is no bias? Which family rules are not unfair? You...don't take yourself too seriously."

That enchanting gaze scanned everyone around, and nine times out of ten there was a chill on the back.

Therefore, after all kinds of arguments and counterattacks, Ning Guiyun and Zang Feng finally announced their relationship with Xia Mingyu as husband and wife, and Xia Mingyu, a former legend, has almost disappeared from the world since then.

Whether it is the Red Street Willow Lane, or the place where right and wrong are disputed, you will no longer hear the whereabouts of the red-haired boy sporadically.

The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and young heroes are always frivolous. After Xia Mingyu leaves, the next Devil May Cry will definitely appear. This is the case in Jianghu.

But those who have faded out of the arena are still living their own lives, accompanying, loving, fighting, and scolding each other with the one they love...

For Mingyu, running away from home has become a habit, he is very calm.

This time again, after slapping Ning Guiyun hard on the face, he stepped over Wanhuhou and left Shixian Mountain.

Originally, he wanted to go straight to Shizhuya, but thinking that he came to Xianxian Mountain precisely because of his anger with Zang Feng, he decisively decided to go back and see his mother.

If it is said that this is the behavior of the little daughter-in-law who was wronged and went back to her mother's house, Ming Yu will never admit it, even though it is the truth.

Wan Huhou traveled thousands of miles a day, his speed was unmatched by horses, and it didn't take long for him to arrive at the boundary of Jiangnan water town.

The slightly damp feeling in the air is more peaceful than that in the north. Xia Qingyuan is a woman, and all women love beauty. The environment in the water town is good and can raise beauties, so she likes it very much.

If she was allowed to live in the windy and dry north, it would be better to kill her. Therefore, even if her son basically lived in the north, she would definitely not leave here.

Riding a horse on the street, Mingyu seldom thinks quietly alone.

Back then when he wanted to be with Gui Yun Zangfeng, he actually always felt that he was too greedy and had too much happiness, which terrified him. He felt that such a wonderful life would make him extremely happy, and it was impossible for him to have a day of regret.

But the fact is not the case. Sometimes I think, no wonder God arranges it like this. It seems that he is the happiest when the three of them are together. In fact, he is the one who suffers the most when they really live together...

All kinds of family conflicts, emotional conflicts, three people with completely different personalities, two of them are like natural nemesis against each other, he not only has to mediate the relationship between the other two, but also ensure that no one can be left out in the cold.

But even if he works hard and lives hard, there are still many difficulties. Sometimes he is so tired that he looks like an old cow who has done heavy physical work, but he can't complain, because he occupies the two of them. They're not fair, so of course he should let them go, let them go.

Sighing slightly, Ming Yu actually didn't know what to do.

He used to be romantic and handsome, and his confidante was everywhere, but they never appeared in his life at the same time. Even if they were at the same time, he didn't need to say anything, at least on the surface they would coexist peacefully.

But Guiyun is different from Zangfeng, they are men who stand upright, and they are all top figures in this world. Anyone who stomps their feet will shake the whole world. When have they ever wronged themselves?If you want it, you want it, if you want to love it, you love it. Now that you let go of love, you have to fight for it with all your strength.

Their enthusiasm for Mingyu not only moved Mingyu, but also made him very unbearable.

Some time ago because of this, Mingyu finally couldn't hold back and lost his temper once. As a result, the enthusiasm decreased, but the decrease was too much!

When staying on the Dead Bamboo Cliff, Zang Feng was either retreating or retreating. He was too aggrieved to endure it for many days, and ran to Suxian Mountain, but Gui Yun either dealt with affairs or dealt with affairs.

Ming Yu was helpless, feeling terribly wronged in his heart, trying to tease Gui Yun in a fit of rage, seducing him to look at him, but he didn't want Ning Gui Yun, who had always regarded the good quality of being calm in his arms as shit, to follow Liu Xiahui's example and treat him completely. indifferent...

His hands and feet trembled with anger, and Ming Yu, who deeply felt that his self-esteem had been hurt, slapped Ning Guiyun's face, then turned around and ran away.

Shaking his head, Ming Yu said to himself, since they are leaving anyway, don't think about those two bastards anymore, go to mother's place to relax and have fun, it's actually not bad.

Just thinking about it, a sudden situation happened.

I don't know what stimulated him, Wan Huhou suddenly stood up, screaming and running forward!

Mingyu was so frightened that he quickly hugged its neck and asked repeatedly: "Brother, what's wrong with you?!"

After running for two streets, Wan Huhou suddenly stopped!If Mingyu hadn't clamped the horse's belly tightly, he would have been thrown out so straight by it.

He was dizzy and sat up straight again. Just as he was in a daze, he heard the sound of horseshoes from the opposite side, which seemed to be running wildly, and the sound of hooves was very rapid.

"Wan Huhou, get out of the way!" Ming Yu hurriedly pulled the reins, trying to get Wan Huhou to get out of the way so that the galloping horse could pass.

How did you know that instead of getting out of the way, Wan Huhou turned his body sideways to block the road, hissing to the sky!

The horse on the opposite side was extremely fast, and it came to the front in an instant. Seeing that the road was blocked, it also stopped urgently, and the owner on the back almost fell off the horse.

Ming Yu immediately apologized to the man: "Brother, I'm really sorry, my horse seems to have been frightened, sorry, sorry."

"It's all right, little brother, do you need help?" The man's voice was very gentle, and his self-cultivation was excellent. He didn't get angry because of this, but asked Ming Yu if he needed help.

For this reason, Ming Yu rarely observed the other party carefully.

This is a man in his thirties, with a handsome appearance, a slender figure, and an extraordinary bearing. At first sight, he knows that he is not ordinary. He has a white horse under his crotch, his body is white, his limbs are strong, there is only a black hair on his forehead, and his eyes are shining brightly. It should be the best among horses.

Immediately, the two greeted each other politely, not noticing the interaction between the two horses for a while.

The white horse snorted, bent slightly, paced back and forth uneasily, and stared at Wan Huhou with menacing eyes from time to time.

Wan Huhou seemed to be in a very good mood, pacing back and forth, but always jumped up lightly, with his neck held high, showing off his fiery red hair, his majesty was extraordinary.

After Mingyu finished being polite, he patted his brother on the neck and whispered in his ear for a long time before Wan Huhou reluctantly moved out of the way.

The white horse seemed to be very vigilant, striding gracefully, and slowly walked past Wan Huhou.

Mingyu thought that the trouble was finally solved, but at the next moment he was surprised to find that Wan Huhou ran with the white horse without his order...!

"...Brother, where are you going?" Ming Yu asked dumbfounded, and what responded to him was Wan Huhou's extremely happy snort.

Soon Wan Huhou followed the white horse out of the city, the suburbs were lush with green grass and fresh air, it was a good place for an outing, the owner of the white horse also noticed the horse and the man who had been following them, seeing that the other party had no intention of stopping, the other party quickly Rein in the horse.

As soon as the white horse stopped, Wan Huhou also stopped consciously.

"Little brother, what else is there for you to follow me like this?" The other party asked with a good temper.

Mingyu rubbed his nose, and only then did he realize that Wan Huhou might have taken a fancy to someone else's white horse!

In desperation, he had no choice but to say directly: "May I ask what you call Xiongtai?"

"My surname is Lan and my name is Yan. Where's my little brother?"

"Xia Mingyu, Xia Zhixia, Ming Zhiming, Yu Yu of the Universe, brother Lan, you were just rude, but this old brother of my family seems to like your daughter..." He said dumbfoundedly, touching her lovingly Touch Wan Huhou's fiery red hair.

Lan Yan was taken aback for a moment, seeing Mingyu touching the horse under his crotch, and then realized: "Brother Xia said, your beloved horse likes my Xuedian?"

Xia Mingyu's eyes lit up: "Is her name Xuedian? What a good name! My old brother is called Wanhuhou. Look, are you willing to let them develop a relationship? He is a desert horse who travels thousands of miles every day. One in a million, if Brother Lan doesn't mind, how about you take care of the pony after birth?"

In other words, it is very flattering. Wan Huhou is the horse king among wild horses in the desert, the king among sweaty horses, and lives the same life as human beings. He is usually arrogant and never pays attention to the mares around him. So much so that so far no little Wanhuhou has been born.

Now Wan Huhou obviously has a good impression of that Xuedian. If she gives birth to a pony later, it will be the offspring of the Mawang, with excellent bloodlines, the best of the best.

Seeing this handsome young man with a cute expression looking at him expectantly, Lan Yan really couldn't bear to refuse, but...

Seeing the strange expression on the other side, Xia Mingyu couldn't help but wonder: "Brother Lan? But you can't?"

Lan Yan said with a wry smile: "Brother Xia, it's not that I don't want to, it's just that Xuedian... I'm afraid I won't be able to give birth to a pony."

"Could it be that Xuedian is not in good health? But I saw that it has a strong body and bright eyes, and it is very healthy!"

"It's very healthy, but... it's a stallion..." Lan Yan never thought of telling others that her favorite horse is a male, it turned out to be such an unspeakable thing...

Mingyu's expression immediately turned livid as if he had swallowed a fly...

He immediately got off his horse. Seeing him dismounting, Lan Yan also dismounted, trying to comfort him: "Brother Xia, I think I may have misunderstood, probably because Wan Huhou saw that Xuedian was also very fast, so he started to compete. Between horses should be very..." common.

Before the last three words were finished, Lan Yan and Ming Yu watched helplessly as Wan Huhou came to Xuedian, wiped Xuedian with his body, and entangled his neck with his neck. The horse was breathing hot air, The tongue sticks out to lick the black hair on Xueden's forehead flatteringly...

The two of them froze immediately...

Mingyu yelled in his heart - man, that's a stallion ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! !

Although Xuedian looked indifferent to Wan Huhou, it obviously failed to dampen Wan Huhou's enthusiasm for pursuing beautiful women...

After Lan Yan and Ming Yu asked each other, they found that they were going to the same place, so they bought two more horses in desperation. Wan Huhou always bumped into the snow and electricity, and it was too troublesome for the two of them to ride. Riding other horses, and the two mares they bought deliberately, it seems that they hope to change the orientation of their favorite horses, which are different from ordinary horses...

"Brother Lan, I'm really sorry..."

"Brother Xia, you don't have to feel sorry. Xuedian has been with me for a long time, and I know it very well. If it really hated Wan Huhou, it would have kicked it long ago. How could it be entangled until now..."

Shaking his head with a wry smile, he looked sideways and saw those two horses bumping into each other, touching you, licking me, and I biting your affectionate appearance, so he could only talk to Ming Yu in silence...

—————————————————A friendly dialogue between horses and horses————————————————————

Wan Huhou: Kiss, you are so beautiful, will you marry me~

Xuedian: Get out!

Wan Huhou: No, no, dear, look how handsome I am. My hair is red. I am still the king of the desert. All horses obey me! (Turning around twice while talking, showing off her hair) I'm so handsome, so marry me!

Xuedian: Wipe!Lao Tzu is public!

Wan Huhou: It's okay, it's okay, dear, I don't dislike you as a male!My master is also a male, but he is also with the male! (…)

Xuedian: No wonder you are a pervert, so your master is a pervert!

Wan Huhou: Woohoo, kiss, you said I was a pervert...

Xueden: Hey...hey...you...you don't cry...

Wan Huhou: Woohoo, I'm so sad...

Yukiden: Uh...you're not a pervert, you're pretty, your hair is beautiful...

Wan Huhou: Really? Really?Am I good looking?

Snowden: ...It's okay...

Wan Huhou: I am so pretty, then you marry me!

Xuedian: ...Get out!

Wan Huhou: Darling, I know, beating is kissing and scolding is love, my master often beats his lover, but he obviously likes them so much, it must be because of this sentence, right?Then you told me to get out, did you actually want me to marry you quickly?Hahaha~~~

Xuedian: You scoundrel, get away from me!

Wan Huhou: Kiss, don’t be angry, it doesn’t look good when you’re angry~ Come on, give me a kiss MUA~

Xuedian: You...you...where are you kissing!

Wan Huhou: Hehe...hehe...kiss, your tail looks good too...and your little PP, so cute, let me kiss again~

Xuedian: Ah, ah, you color horse!go away go away!Ah... oh... oh... um... don't... don't kiss there... woo...

Wan Huhou: Hoo hoo...that's awesome...kiss, you're awesome! ~

Xueden: Ummm...don't do it...it hurts...

Wan Huhou: Kiss, you are so tight...it makes me so happy...

Snowden: Uh huh!Ah...oh...you...you...necrosis...

Nosebleeds splatter... Beast and beast love, all kinds of cuteness, looking at the sky...

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51. May I ask whether you are the attacker or the receiver?

Tibet: attack

Ning: I did

Xia: Guiyun, you...you...you are too shameful! (Tears ran)

Ning: (with an innocent face) But I always put you on top.

Xia Xiaowan: I am right on top, but...

Ning: That's it, you continue to be on top today, let's see how kind I am to you.

summer:……

Some chaos: ...

52. Why is it so decided?

Zang: I don't want him to be tired.

Ning: He doesn't want me to be tired (shy)

Xia Xiaowan: Let me die, let me die, I never want to see them both again!

Luan: Son, calm down... just accept the reality. .

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Tibetan: Satisfied.

Ning: Very satisfied.

Xia Xiaowan: Satisfied, what a fart!

Some chaos: Calm down...

54. Where was the first H?

Tibetan: in the ruins. (distracted, with a reverie look on his face)

rather:……

Xia: None of them are good places... Siluan, you just sent my first time away so hastily!

A certain chaos: You have ruined so many good girls, this fate is for your face...

summer:……

55. How did you feel at that time?

Zang: I finally got him.

Ning: I finally got him.

Xia Xiaowan: I got fucked, and I got fucked again! (with a sad face)

Some chaos: ...

56. How did the other party look like at that time?

Zang: The way he closed his eyes and told me to slow down is very charming.

Ning: ...Although I want to say sternly that I don't like mistreating Ming'er, the bleeding and pain at that time really made me unable to control it.

Xia Xiaowan: You two don't want to touch me again for half a year! (Tears ran)

A certain chaos: ... Xia Mingyu children's shoes, it's impossible for you to be so shy all the time. You have to be bold, brave, and thick-skinned to fight back!

57. On the morning of the first night, what was the first sentence you said?

Tibetan:……

rather:……

summer:……

A certain chaos: Is this relatively speechless...

58. What is the number of H per week?

Zang: I haven't counted them.

Ning: What kind of pornographic subject are you talking about?Ming'er and I are basically in a long-distance relationship, very pure.

Xia: Zang Feng, you... Guiyun, you...you should all be struck by lightning!

Some chaos: ...

59. How many times a week do you think is the best in an ideal situation?

Zang: The more the better.

A certain chaos: You can be sincere...

Ning: It's fine now, the spirit of love is so noble.

Xia Xiaowan: I wipe it!

A certain chaos: rubbing together...

60. How do you all do H?

Xia Xiaowan: I want to be on top!

Ning: Aren't you always on top?

Zang: I will let you be on top tonight.

Xia: ...Zang Feng, do you mean the same thing as Gui Yun's on top? (Tearful)

Zang: (Stunned) Is there any other meaning?

summer:……

Some chaos: ...

61. What is your most sensitive part?

Tibetan:……

rather:……

Xia: ears (blush)

A certain chaos: Don't blush, I want to pounce on you...

Zang Hening: What did you say?

Luan: No...nothing...

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Tibetan: ears

Ning: Inner thigh.

Xia: I don’t know. They can go into heat wherever I touch them. Is this a sensitive area? (at a loss)

A certain chaos: Mingyu, I really sympathize with you.You will die sooner or later...

63. If you used one sentence to describe the other party at the time of H, would you use it?

Tibetan: ecstasy.

Ning: Like a broken peach blossom, with bright red juice flowing out, I can't help wanting to ravage it.

Xia Xiaowan: I don't want to say anything...

A certain chaos: two tigers, two tigers are inserted quickly, one is inserted at the top, and the other is inserted at the bottom, so beautiful, so beautiful!

Xia Xiaowan: I will beat you to death!

A certain chaos: ah ha ha ha ha ha!

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Zang: I only like He Xiaxia.

Ning: As I said, we are spiritually in love.

Xia Xiaowan: Frankly speaking, most of the time I still like it, Guiyun, go to hell!

65. In general, where is H?

Tibetan: bed

Ning: I really want to try to be under the peach tree... (in delusion)

Xia Xiaowan: Of course it can only be a bed!And it must be a bed with the door shut tightly!

66. Which place do you want to try?

Tibetan: Bamboo forest... (in delusion)

Ning: I just said that. (Continue to delusional)

Xia Xiaowan: Why is this, why is this! (Tearful)

Mou Luan: (Pushing the glasses) You don’t understand, the more outdoor the place is, the more anxious you will feel.

Xia Xiaowan: Then why don't I like it!

Luan: Nonsense, are you a man?You obviously suffer!

Xia: I don't struggle anymore... (numb)

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Tibetan: Before and after, at H time.

Ning: Same as above

Xia Xiaowan: I will never take a bath with you again...

68. Is there any agreement in H?

Zang: I will ask him not to leave me. (Looking at Xia Xia tenderly)

Xia: Zang Feng, I will never leave you, I love you...

Ning: I often ask him whether I am the best or Zang Feng is the best.

A certain chaos: (excitedly) How did he answer?

Ning: Of course Minger said that I am amazing.

Xia Xiaowan: You...how did you say this!

Zang: (Picking Mingyu up and rushing into the bedroom) Is he better than me?

Xia: Hmm... ah... ah... no, slow... slow down... oh, Zang Feng, you are so amazing...

Some chaos: ...

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Tibetan: no (open and aboveboard)

rather:……

summer:……

A Luan: As expected, Baby Zangfeng is the purest...

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Xia Xiaowan: Of course I opposed it!

Zang: ... (silence)

Ning: Do I look like someone who would object?

Xia Xiaowan: Return to the cloud!

Ning: This is the truth, Minger, even if I do it all over again, I will still treat you like that, sorry...

Xia: Guiyun...

A certain chaos: Skip to the next question, this is too sensitive.

71. What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Xia Xia: Let someone gang rape that thug!But in other words, they will be raped?is it possible?

Zang: Cut a thousand knives off his body, and let him watch his own flesh leave his body. After a thousand knives, he can still live for three days.

A certain chaos: Wiping sweat, I absolutely believe that you have this skill...

Ning: (with a dangerous smile) Ming'er, gang rape is nothing, there are hundreds of wolfhounds raised on Xianxian Mountain.

summer:……

A certain chaos: Mingyu, do you live in a heap of perverts...

72. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Xia Xiaowan: How is it possible? !

Ning: Minger, what's wrong with you?Have a fever?

Zang: Xia Xia, your face is so red...

A certain chaos: (with a full face inside) Mingyu, you are romantic, not arrogant!You...you...disappointed mom so much, woo woo woo...

Xia Xiaowan: How can there be tofu, let me kill you...

73. Do you think you are good at H?

Xia Xiaowan: Of course I'm good at it!

Ning: I'm not good at it (shy)

Zang: I don’t know if it counts as being good at it.

A certain chaos: ...how do I get the feeling that you guys are saying it backwards. .

74. What about the other party?

Xia Xiaowan: Their skills are extremely poor! ...It hurts so much...

Ning: Minger always makes me horny (continues to be shy)

Zang: He is very good, he always makes me want enough.

A certain chaos: ...So it turns out that you are so unbalanced because you were raped. This is not okay, son...

Xia: You don't feel backache when you stand and talk, if you are capable, try to get stuck in the back!

Some chaos: ...

75. What do you want the other party to say at the time of H?

Xia Xiaowan: (blushing) Said he loved me.

Zang: Say I am amazing.

Ning: Say I am better than Zang Feng.

Some chaos: ...

76. What kind of expression do you like on the other side during H?

Xia: (Continues to blush) The expression at the time of orgasm...

Zang: When he can't bear it, his expression is very attractive.

Ning: When he cried out for pain, his expression was very attractive.

A certain chaos: ... Are you two sure that you don't have the tendency to SM?

77. Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Tibetan:……

Mou Luan: Poor child, you are too pure. Up to now, you have only had sex with Xia Xia. There are so many beauties in the world, you don’t know what it’s like... (Photographed by Ming Yu)

Ning: Actually, yes.

Xia Xiaowan: Say it again?

Ning: Is Ming'er jealous?Hehe, so cute, come here and give me a hug~

Xia: Hug your sister, why did you say yes?

Ning: (slightly smiles) Because I want to see you jealous.

Xia: (blushing) You...

Some chaos: ...

78. Are you interested in SM?

Zang Hening: ... (blushing)

A certain chaos: ... my day. .

Xia: ... (eyes light up)

A certain chaos: Mingyu, it's not that I want to hit you, it's really SM, and you are an M's life. .

Xia Xiaowan: Go away!

79. What would you do if the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body?

Zang Hening: Take the initiative to attack.

Luan: The opinions are really unanimous...

Xia: ...I have many beauties, so I don't worry about not being able to meet my physical needs.

Luan: Son, you really don't want to live anymore. .

80. What do you think about rape?

Zang: When necessary...

Ning: Rape all the time...

Xia Xia: ...Let me rape them once, Mom! (Tearful)

A certain chaos: Cough cough, CP is irreversible, irreversible, just accept your fate. .

81. In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Tibetan: The first time in the ruins. (aftertaste)

Ning: The time Ming'er made love to me after she opened up, bath tub. . .

Xia: I've always been excited and anxious (shocked)

A certain chaos: Pfft. . .

82. What is the most painful thing in H?

Tibetan:……

Ning: ...there really is no such thing.

Xia Xiaowan: The most painful thing is that the two of them are together!I wipe!When I was a blow up doll I could do it over and over again!I will die with all my energy, okay!

A certain chaos: Son, you have traveled through time...

83. Have you ever been tempted by Fang?

Tibetan: often

Ning: more

summer:……

A certain chaos: Son, it seems that he has become very calm about his suffering. .

84. What was the offense's reaction then?

Zang: a little excited (blush)

Ning: Of course I am very happy to say that I am not impolite.

Xia: I want to cry

Some chaos: cry...

85. Has the attacker committed any acts of violence?

Zang: None.

Ning: yes

summer:……

A certain chaos: Quack, son, I really want to write down the details of Guiyun's rape of you, but you guys understand.

86. The recipient's reaction at that time?

Tibetan:……

Ning: ... (looks at a mess with a smile)

Xia: (Looking at someone with a livid face)

Some chaos: ...

87. For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Collection: Xia Xia (Tenderly look at Mingyu)

Ning: Ming'er (Look at Mingyu gently)

Xia: ... (Panic, don't know who to look at.)

Some chaos: Speechless.

88. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Zang: Xia Xia always falls asleep very quickly.

Ning: Ming'er always yells that she can't do it very quickly.

Xia: (face flushed) How far can I go if you do this and that, and besides, Zang Feng, I'm dizzy!Not sleeping!

A certain chaos: ...Don't say you are my son, it's too shameful.

89. Have you ever used props in H?

Zang: No, hands are better.

Ning: ...you can try it later.

Xia, you guys are too thick-skinned.

Ning: (smiling) Baby Minger, shall we try it now?

Zang: It is said that hands are better. Do you want to die?

Ning: Want me to die?Just by you?

summer:……

A certain chaos: Oh. . .

90. Finally, let me ask you, what do you think of Longji and Longtian?

Xia: The old fox and the little idiot

Tibetan: Dragon Festival, unfathomable

Ning: Long Tian has a similar personality to mine, but why did he become a subject...

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PS: I haven't been able to think of anything to write about Fanwai. This article is a sudden inspiration, so I can't wait to write it down!

Belated Valentine’s Day greetings, I wish all the girls find their own Zangfeng and Guiyun as soon as possible~~~(*^__^*)hehe~~~

A Luan's next ancient style article belongs to the category of deception, a little bit of abuse, gentle attack and queen's acceptance, master and apprentice years, it is about the two masters and apprentices who appeared in Chu Kuang, Long Ji and Long Tian~

The approximate opening time is March, so if you are still willing to continue to support a certain girl, you can bookmark the author's column, and you can watch it as soon as possible~~~

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70. Fanwai Sanmingyu's Counterattack Adventures...

Extra Story of Three Mingyu's Counterattack Adventures

Early this morning, before Long Tian woke up, he heard hissing in the valley, and he knew who was coming...

He sat up helplessly, looked aside and woke up, and was frowning at his master. He leaned over and kissed the master's lips as comfort, then got up and opened the door.

Going out to look, sure enough, Ming Yu was leaning on Wan Huhou, looked over with a leisurely and innocent face, and waved excitedly when he saw him come out.

Long Tian rolled his eyes, walked over slowly, and said indifferently: "What's the matter? Why don't people sleep in the early morning?"

I really don't know what kind of brains this beast Wan Huhou has. His master's formation in Taniguchi is layer by layer, and each layer is more difficult to break through. In the past, countless heroes and heroes have fallen into it. Only this horse, Entering the valley is like entering your own backyard, like walking on flat ground.

I saw Xia Mingyu first showing an extremely wretched smile - Long Tian discerned.

Then he said in a flattering tone: "Xiao Tian, ​​do you still remember being bullied when you were a child, and your brother stood up to protect you?"

Long Tian looked at him suspiciously, and decided to remain unchanged: "Remember, what's wrong?"

"Then remember my mother is going to comb your girl's hair, and when you put on a skirt, brother, I stepped forward to help you take off your clothes?" The tone became more and more flattering.

Come up with this too? !Long Tian glared at Ming Yu and slandered: You took off my clothes at that time, obviously you thought I was really a girl, and you wanted to tease me because of your lust!

But he couldn't say it out loud, if the master who was still dozing in the bedroom heard it, Xia Mingyu would not be the only one who suffered, so Long Tian nodded reluctantly: "That's right, so what's the matter?"

Xia Mingyu rubbed his hands like a middle-aged uncle (in fact, he was a middle-aged uncle), and circled around Long Tian for a long time before he lowered his voice and said, "Do you have something on your hand that makes people want to burn? I can't help it." The medicine that moves? Want the kind that doesn't