Master, do you recognize it?

One is immersed in painting, the other is running away, and finally Ba Ye is the only one left at the knees of Cheng Huan. Every day, he and someone look at each other and hate each other, hurting each other's eyes and lungs, wasting life.

Xiaojiu and Xiaoshi Keshan heard that the Queen Mother pretended to be lonely and wanted to arrest Baye to the Palace of Compassion, and immediately filled his brain with the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty and the queen's small black room with blood drops on the sticky pole, and immediately hated someone At [-] minutes, he was groping Baye's bones up and down, arguing about whether to throw him into the water or break his leg.

"Of course it fell into the water!" Xiao Shi plausibly said, "Mynah knows water and is familiar with the lakeside terrain."

Xiao Jiu shook his cramped hand, expressing his disapproval:

"As far as mynah is concerned, falling into the water is another serious illness. What if that bastard takes the opportunity to kill mynah? It's better to break his leg. At least three months will not be tossed by that bastard."

Keshan also nodded:

"I also think it's better to have a broken leg. After all, the second brother has already fallen into the water, and it would be too eye-catching for the eighth brother to fall into the water."

Ba Ye was very lonely and very lonely sitting on the side watching these three younger brothers who were discussing which leg should be broken.

So, regardless of the crying and crying of the three buns, Ba Ye resolutely hugged the quilt and ran to face the Queen Mother's coffin face. He comforted himself that this was a sacrifice to save everyone—at least Xiao Jiu would not be killed again. Are you staring at it?

Ba Ye walked into the Palace of Compassion and Tranquility tragically surrounded by the dazzling halo of the Holy Mother.

The queen mother looked at him coldly:

"You came."

Ba Ye looked up at the Empress Dowager Lafayette with great emotion and admiration:

"Emperor Mama has always loved her grandson, and it is my grandson's blessing to be by Huang Mama's side."

By the way, she also showed an innocent and shy smile—seeing the corners of the Queen Mother's eyes twitching violently, it was obvious that she had been severely struck by lightning.However, before Ba Ye had time to feel complacent, the revenge over there came immediately.

"Even though you are doing your filial piety in front of Ai's family, your homework can't be wasted," the queen mother said lightly, "You are very loose in the study room. Looking at your homework the day before yesterday, the handwriting is loose and has no shape. How can it be the prince's handwriting. I reward you with a copy." Pen and ink, from now on, just write a hundred big characters every day and hand it to me."

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"If you deal with it sloppily, it's not good to practice two more."

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Seeing the empress dowager's calm and indifferent look, Ba Ye couldn't help looking at the sky again.

The Queen Mother has Buddhist beads, and the Eighth Master has Xiaojiu.Thinking about Xiaojiu's worried little eyes when he was leaving, Ba Ye looked at the sky leisurely, and he couldn't help being detached, isn't it just practicing calligraphy?My father only cares about self-cultivation and self-cultivation.

So Ba Ye went to practice calligraphy in such a leisurely manner. The first day's [-] sheets were handed over to the Queen Mother, Lafayette, and half of them were returned in a short while.Seeing that the big characters written by the hard work all afternoon turned into waste paper, the maids who served her felt pitiful. The Eighth Master looked at the Queen Mother's residence with gratitude, and said affectionately: "I am sure that the Emperor Mama took so much trouble to read the homework for me. I have to work harder to live up to the expectations of my mama!"

The palace lady implicitly pointed out that he really needs to work harder, after all, he typed back one and wrote two more. Eighth Master leisurely said that it doesn't matter, the more homework, the greater the Queen Mama's expectation of him - of course, this time the punishment is too much The benevolent and magnanimous Empress Dowager Lafayette, who is most concerned about the physical and mental health of her grandson, will definitely accommodate him and let him hand in together tomorrow.

Faced with Twelfth Elder Brother's request for debts and big sparkling eyes, the Empress Dowager Lafayette, as the incarnation of love, must agree, although she looked at Eighth Master indifferently for a long while and then turned around and ordered Twelfth Elder Brother to accompany him. He eats vegetarian food and accumulates blessings.

Revenge?Not revenge?

In short, it is killing one thousand enemies and injuring eight hundred.

So the eighth master ate the radish and cabbage with a look of honor and gratitude, the queen mother drank the porridge in silence, and the grandparents and grandchildren cared for each other happily, but for some reason, they all ate half of it—how is the eighth master? The easy-to-swallow half was eaten by using someone's unhesitating expression as a seasoning; the queen mother's half was probably eaten because of the thought that Ba Ye would practice calligraphy until he died.

Ba Ye's big-character debts are so owed and owed, and he calmed down when he owed and owed.Anyway, he won't be able to write it in his next life, so he simply took it easy, wishing he could write a flower out of a single word, which is called the queen mother who is demanding and not perfunctory.

Unexpectedly, the reputation of Twelve Elder Brothers who studied hard and lived up to the expectations of the Queen Mother spread from the Palace of Compassion to the Harem, and then from the Harem to outside the palace. a cut.Listening to Xiao Shi's description, Ba Ye sighed that he was careless.

Xiao Jiu grabbed Ba Ye's callused hand and shed tears, Ba Ye looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, covered with a thick halo of the Virgin Mary: "Don't worry, he can't do anything to me, but it's just a disgusting servant, at least he didn't come again Toss you..."

"Brother..."

The steamed stuffed buns were inexplicably moved, Qi Qi expressed that he would try his best to find an expert with great magic power, and when Ba Ye was out of trouble, he would do a good ritual to get rid of his bad luck!

Ba Ye nodded implicitly, saying that there is no need to waste time waiting for him. If such an expert is really found, it would be serious to send that so-and-so back to Xitianan to enjoy bliss.

While being idle, I was also idle, and at the same time, I had the confidence to stay idle, and the grandparent and grandson, who were in a panic, just spent it like this.When practice calligraphy is not fresh, copy the books, and when you get tired of copying the books, you can memorize the classics. If you can’t get anything out of the classics, you just take the memorials annotated by Emperor Sejong and let the eighth master read it. .

That's all for the rest, this last item made Ba Ye scold badly.

The political views of the two have always been very different, and they have never been the same in the court, so the memorial will naturally become more and more obtrusive, and the more you look at it, the more heart-scratching it is.Even if someone has a bit of a conscience, all the papers they bring out are business documents, which have nothing to do with some sensitive issues. Ba Ye gritted his teeth and could still read it.

Then, there is trouble.

Knowing that someone has a high self-esteem and is a little paranoid, it's not just a person who is too lazy to get into trouble with these things. He directly endured his nausea and praised "Huang Mafa" one by one, wishing he could To be regarded as the most holy emperor in history—speaking of which, the emperor he praised so much has changed three rounds, and the eloquent words of praise are easy to come by.

For his "sincere" praises that are even put on Yao, Shunyu's head, someone nods and smiles without changing his face and heart, but the smile is not over, and someone will say "the first emperor has always been" Don’t dare compare yourself to a sage, no one is perfect, Sejong is no more than an ordinary emperor, if you have any opinions, feel free to say so.”

When Baye said that his meager views could never be compared with the foresight of the late emperor, this person said very modestly that this must be certain and affirmed.But although Elder Brother Twelve's views are bound to be biased and incomplete, it doesn't hurt to listen to them.Anyway, it has long been a thing of the past, and now it is just a matter of learning from each other, and she/he will never hold grudges or take it to heart if they have different opinions.

Don't hold grudges?

Do you really want to coax a child? !

Don't worry about it?

You also have to have such a big space in your mind to put things.

Ba Ye made up his mind to be wise and protect himself, and pretended to praise Sejong's pen and ink word by word, just pretending not to see the cold eyes of the Queen Mother, Lafayette, so he ate several more meals of radish and cabbage.The two of them stared at the radish and vegetables every day to see who would be unable to hold on first, that was hurting the eyes and stomach, and each of them lost a lot of weight within two days.

Finally, Qianlong couldn't see that the group of old and young people in the Palace of Compassion and Ning were eating rabbit food-the queen mother was a vegetarian every day, and the emperor was not easy to pick and choose meals-he could only come here to beat his chest and pretend to be a filial son to persuade the queen mother to eat meat and take care of her body.Faced with Qianlong's ardent concern, the Empress Dowager sighed twice, and beckoned lovingly to the well-behaved Ba Ye who was standing aside: "Little Twelve read these scriptures with Huang Mama, what can you realize?"

Eighth Master bowed his head gently and humbly:

"The Buddha's teachings are really profound, and my grandson is dull, but he has benefited a lot from only understanding one or two things."

The Queen Mother glanced at Xiao Twelve's pink face, and her voice was softer: "Then Xiao Twelve, would you like to fulfill your wish for Mama Mama to be a vegetarian?"

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"...Being able to pray for the emperor's mama is what my grandson can't wish for..."

Master Ba gratefully agreed, he only hated Xiao Jiu and Xiao Shi for being too slow. After all these days, he couldn't even find a magician to exorcise ghosts. Splashed.

From then on, the queen mother ate meat and gnawed radishes twelve times, and the queen mother ate fish and gnawed cabbage twelve times. There was a clear distinction between one meat and one vegetable.However, Elder Brother Twelfth was so filial, he took the radish and cabbage as a delicacy, not just vegetarian, and asked to kneel down.

The filial piety of the twelfth elder brother walked into the small Buddhist hall on time under the admiration of everyone, with a string of tourmaline beads on his wrist, his hands clasped together, and his face pious: Huang Ama, my son is wrong, my son is really wrong.When he boards the Great Treasure in the future, his son dare not have any selfishness, and will do his best to lay the foundation for the Qing Dynasty for generations to come.I only want the country to be rich and the people to be happy, and if I don’t dare to have my own private thoughts, my son will also restrain Xiaojiu Xiaoshi and let them contribute to the Qing Dynasty as well.

There is also the second elder brother... After his son ascends the throne, he will definitely protect him for a lifetime of glory, wealth and honor. No matter whether he wants to marry into a prominent family or raise a house full of concubines, his son will never interfere in the slightest... just watch it For the sake of the second brother, Huang Ama, you can reluctantly bring the fourth child back!

If Huang Ama also sees his coffin face, you can just send him to reincarnation. It’s best to turn into rabbits in the next life and the next life, and you can’t eat even tofu except radishes and vegetables for the rest of your life!