Greed

He Ping has been working in Yijiu for half a month. I think he had struggled in every possible way when he signed the contract with Chen Chu, but when he saw the salary increase system and benefits, he was dazzled for a while. Name, and the basic salary of the new employee is [-]. This alone makes him temporarily unable to remember his last name.

As for the content of the work that Yijiu actually undertook?According to Chen Chu's official statement at the beginning, he was a labor intermediary in the folk culture industry, but He Ping realized through his actual experience that this was not the case.

"Well, can you please stop chatting with motorcycle riders or drivers?" He Ping was standing under the traffic lights beside the road, communicating with a betel nut Xi Shi in cool clothes, holding a camera to record the work Condition.

Of course, this Shih Tzu is not an ordinary Shih Tzu. She was a female ghost who was hit and killed by a drunken vehicle nearby. According to the information, she was stuck on the hood of the car and dragged for [-] meters before she died at this intersection. , and the camera is Yijiu's supernatural camera, which can record specific non-human objects.

Because of her hazy understanding of her own death, she often subconsciously performed the same soliciting behavior as she did before her death, which caused many accidents among low-luck knights or drivers.

He Ping's job this time is to convince her to understand the matter of her death, and follow the arrangement of the land lord to go to the underworld to arrange the reincarnation procedures as soon as possible.

After working for a long time, the betel nut Xi Shi ghost kept asking him if he wanted to buy betel nuts.The poor communication with the ghost made He Ping vomit to death.But fortunately, he has adapted well to this kind of "human" and human-like ghost, and he works during the day, so the pressure is not too great.

"Miss Su, you have really passed away. Please come with me to see the Landlord. Let's plan your life after death, shall we? Don't strike up a conversation with them here."

Miss Xi Shi smiled slightly, with one hand on her hip and winking eyes, she opened her lips and said, "Sir, do you want to buy it? It's cheap if you buy more."

He Ping put away the camera, took out a work letter and wrote down the progress of the work. Since some ghosts are difficult to communicate effectively, after confirming that the communication is invalid, other measures will be taken to drive them out of the world. Ghosts with no merit or harm should be softly persuaded first. Grab it and bring it back.

The time was 03:30 in the afternoon, and the sky was almost dark again. He Ping walked back to the place where the motorcycle was parked and found Wu Ming standing in the arcade smiling and waving to himself. He walked over angrily and said, "Land, don't be old He’s attached to my friend. He’s not even a ghost.” I think Wu Ming, who introduced He Ping to work for Yijiu, was also possessed by the land. The real Wu Ming didn’t even know about Yijiu.

The land laughed dryly and asked him, "How is your work today? Although it is still in the probationary period, you will be able to raise your salary again after this month."

He Ping couldn't help complaining, folded his arms and murmured: "Let me tell you, why don't you let your gods handle those tasks? Aren't you a lot of soldiers?"

"A lot. There are as many as flies, but it's still not enough. You know that in the end of the Dharma, everyone is very busy."

"What the hell is the end?"

"The employee handbook has been updated, and the company's website has been updated. You can read it when you have time. By the way, I am not looking for trouble with Wu Ming's body, but to protect him. While he is passing by a nearby bank for business, I will come here to tell you This matter. Recently, something is wrong with him and his luck is low. Please take care of him.”

He Ping waved his hands helplessly to chase away people: "Got it. You can go, go, go."

He lowered his head and glanced at his watch, it was only 45:[-], but it was getting dark quickly recently, he thought he had to go to Yijiu to report the progress before going home, stepped on the motorcycle and turned the key, the iron-gray little Fifty made a beeping sound at this moment Weird sound, He Ping tilted his head to look at it, and patted it: "Are you okay? Cheer me up, brother."

"Puff————"

"Damn it." He Ping cursed while staring at the soft tires.The tire is flat!

The embarrassed He Ping finally arrived at Yijiu's office building. He had to take an elevator halfway to reach the 44th floor of Yijiu. He couldn't help complaining: "Why are the buildings so high?"

As soon as the elevator door opens, you can see a long counter made of black marble. To the left of the counter is an open-air space, which is illuminated through the entire glass curtain, with running water on the edge, a corner of thin bamboo, and paved with white sand and flagstones. The overall feeling is bright Naturally, to ease the interior layout that is too sharp and cold.

Two uniformed girls in white shirts and black skirts at the counter smiled at him.

"Mr. He, good afternoon."

He Ping couldn't help complaining: "It's almost night." To the right of the counter is a straight road, and on the wall at the bottom of the road there is a large character written "Xuan".

He didn't even want to walk into Yijiu's real "entrance". The wall turned out to be a gate, and when it slid open, there was a hole in the sky. There was an antique temple inside, and there were many guys in various costumes. Not very human.

A child with three sky braids rode over on a tricycle, and behind the child there were two mini tiger masters huddling together. The child took the work record in He Ping's hand and rode away.

No one can imagine that there is such a special "folk culture industry" company hidden in this office building in an area full of banks.

He Ping was in a daze for several seconds, and he felt a little dizzy. He actually accepted all this in less than half a month, and quickly adapted to the work of negotiating with all beings in the yin and yang world.However, he is neither a shaman nor a mage or a celestial master. He used to be an ordinary person.

He Ping heard that someone became able to see ghosts after a car accident, or gained special abilities due to some accidents.Maybe it was the impact of watching Xing Jiuye eat spider essence raw that changed his physique, and he must blame that work partner, the guy Chen Chu arranged for him, Xing Jiuye!

Night is the time when most diurnal creatures sleep. Although He Ping often stays up late, he can't make it past three o'clock in the middle of the night and falls asleep.Due to the hot weather in summer, the air-conditioning had to be not too bad to blow cold, which caused him to sleep lightly all the time, and his skin was a little itchy in his hazy consciousness.

He Ping thought it was time to change the bed sheets, and felt that the itching on his skin was getting stronger and stronger. He kept scratching the itchy place, his skin was so hot and painful that it seemed to be breaking out, and he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Damn." He sat up and prepared to take a bath to relieve the itching, but before he turned on the light, he found that the room was quite bright, because as far as he could see, the room was covered with small white spots like snowflakes.

"Keep to the north──" He Ping jumped up and rushed to the kitchen, grabbing the insecticide in the cabinet and spraying it desperately, because there were an astonishing number of white spiders.

In order not to inhale too much poisonous gas, He Ping stepped on the low stool and the table to open the floor-to-ceiling windows to ventilate. Unexpectedly, a white object fell from the balcony, which seemed to be a child.After taking a closer look, I found that it was not a child, it looked like a monkey, about two years old.

It broke in through the window, and now He Ping could see clearly that the white head and bare feet really looked like a primate. It raised its hand and put two fingers in front of its mouth to inhale, and all the snowflake-like white spiders were sucked in in the blink of an eye. Inside the monkey's belly, the monkey burped and said in a sharp voice, "It's done!"

Just after it ate up all the spiders, it seemed to have doubled in size.It turned its head and noticed the astonished He Ping, raised its decibel and asked, "Can this person be eaten?"

A mellow voice sounded in the void in response to the monkey's question: "If I eat it, it will hurt my brain, after all, it is my watcher."

A man in a black suit appeared out of nowhere in He Ping's house. Although it was a summer night, the wind was blowing, and the temperature dropped by two or three degrees.The man in the suit has a stern face as sharp as a knife, with a mouth that seems to be a smile but not a smile. He has big eyes but he is only willing to narrow them to look at people, showing a contemptuous and arrogant face.

"He Ping, let me introduce to you, this is the garrison of the neighboring district, Zhu Yan, who is organized by the demon department. It only eats monsters to increase its power, and it tends to be omnivorous like me."

The man in the suit who spoke was He Ping's senior and work partner, Xing Jiuye.By the way, He Ping and Xing Jiuye belong to the second part of Guirengui, which means that Xing Jiuye is not a human being, but an evil ghost who was transferred from the depths of hell on parole.

"Oh, got it, the waist." He Ping had a strange look on his face, and secretly said, "I'm returning the legs, head, and personnel department!" 』

Xing Jiuye turned to look at the little monkey, who waved his hand: "I know he is that He Ping. Can I just eat one finger?"

"One can be considered." Xing Jiuye and Zhu Yan both laughed sinisterly, and He Ping couldn't bear that kind of cheap joke, so he cleared his throat.

There was this evil ghost surnamed Xing, and Zhu Yan actually didn't even dare to touch He Ping's hair, so he could only spit to express his dissatisfaction, patted his red buttocks, jumped out of the window and left along the same path.

He Ping looked at the balcony where Zhu Yan disappeared, and after a few seconds, he shouted: "Ah! My glass window was smashed by it, who do I ask for compensation?"

Xing Jiuye glanced at him without responding, He Ping caught sight of a white shadow out of the corner of his eye, the white shadow was so close that it was almost as if it was next to his eyeballs.

"Spider, spider..." Before he could say the second word, the spider next to the blinking eye was eaten by Xing Jiuye.

"You ghosts move so fast." He Ping's face twitched, and he said awkwardly, "Thanks."

"You're welcome. No matter what it is, it's energy at best, just eat it." He wiped his lower lip with the pulp of his thumb, with a look of unfinished thought. "The white spider conceived as soon as it became a sperm. In order to let the child grow up, it will stare at this old apartment you live in. This place has good feng shui. Although there are always disasters if you don't take care of a few places, it's still good enough."

"Are you full?" He Ping interrupted and asked him.

"how?"

"You can leave after eating."

"Do you think I want to stay? Just in case there are still fish that slip through the net, I'll stay for a while, sleep when you're tired, don't call me."

He Ping had a stinky face, because he was still a little afraid of Xing Jiuye and didn't dare to protest, so he swept up the broken glass and went back to bed to sleep.Since it became very airy all of a sudden, and there was no need to turn on the air conditioner at night, He Ping rubbed his eyes and faced the balcony to rest.

Xing Jiuye was an evil spirit from hell, who was transferred to labor by Chen Chu, and He Ping became his watcher and assistant.As an assistant, the feeling of getting along with each other is still quite subtle.He Ping knew that Xing Jiuye despised him, despised all human beings, and possibly despised himself too.

He knew nothing about Xing Jiuye, only through Chen Chu did he have a weak understanding that Xing Jiuye was a sorcerer before his death, committing all kinds of evil, greedy and ruthless.I heard that before Xing Jiuye died, he was blinded by bad karma and lost a hand. Even if he chose to live in seclusion, he couldn't stop the karma.

It stands to reason that such an evil ghost will never be able to return to the world, and should never see the light again.

Xing Jiuye wanted He Ping to sleep, but he didn't fall asleep like usual, but he wanted to take He Ping out for professional training when he fell asleep.Back then, it took He Ping three days to overcome the ghost partner, and another three days to reluctantly accept the out-of-body experience.After accepting this job, He Ping felt that he also accepted the fact that he was forced to get stuck.

He Ping's consciousness floated above the old apartment. It was supposed to be a quiet night, but there seemed to be something moving in every corner. Although the surface was the same as usual, he found that his inspiration had become sharper than before.

Looking down at the messy room, Xing Jiuye was looking at the computer at the end of his bed, and said disapprovingly, "It's probably because I usually plan to fall asleep after using the computer, my personality is really loose." When he looked up, He Ping had already returned to the room.

"There are no monsters in the house, are there?"

Xing Jiuye raised his index finger between his lips and told him, "Actually, it was the male spider that I ate in the parking lot that day, and Zhu Yan never found it. Don't tell it."

"I'm not that boring." He Ping unconsciously went to his bedside. Before Xing Jiuye taught him to recognize the signs of various spells and spells. Every time he taught him all night, he even dragged him to the mass grave Digging graves for research, I don't know what to do tonight.

Xing Jiuye stared at He Ping coldly, he was always used to glancing at people from the end of his eyes, he was so arrogant and evil, a little bit of winking made He Ping more nervous, until he got tired of teasing, he asked casually: "Are you still afraid of becoming like this? "

He Ping whispered: "Please, who is not afraid of evil spirits, you are the kind who go to hell to play to the end. Who knows when you will suddenly appear dead..."

Xing Jiuye came up with an idea to make himself look like an ordinary person. His handsome and glamorous appearance was reflected in the mirror. He himself nodded with satisfaction and turned around to tease He Ping: "I have already taken care of myself to look like a human being." , you have no reason to be afraid. This scares you, and when you see the really tricky ones, aren’t you even more frightened? Besides, I have no reason to hurt you.”

"It's all evil spirits, and you need a motive to harm anyone."

Xing Jiuye retorted in disapproval: "I'm an evil ghost, not a mad one. The moon is full tonight, so you should get more moonlight." He said, and sat down beside He Ping.

He Ping's spirit body stood aside, staring blankly at Xing Jiuye sitting by the bed, the moonlight shining on him, and it was getting brighter and brighter.If you don't know his background, even men will be attracted by seeing such a beautiful man.

But He Ping knew him, so the short-term turmoil in his mind was replaced by a mysterious sense of trembling. "You, what about you?"

"Me? Let's bask in the moonlight together. Although I don't like idiots, this is Chen Chu's arrangement, and there is nothing I can do about it. In order to prevent you from dragging me down in the future, I will not lack anything that should be taught or given."

After waking up, He Ping forgot whether he was sitting side by side with the evil spirit and basking in the moonlight. He only remembered that Xing Jiuye maintained the same sitting posture and the same expression, and stayed silently in the moonlight. Full of all kinds of complex stuff.

If he was asked to work with evil spirits, judging by his timid character, he would not be willing to die, and the final compromise was because of money.But sometimes, He Ping can't help but wonder if he is really just for the salary?Thinking about it, he really had no morals at all, so he really wanted to find another reason to convince himself.For example, to influence evil spirits or something... Hahahaha, that's impossible.

Early the next morning, He Ping was woken up by the sound of moving across the street. The movers brought some things. He Ping didn't have time to meet his new neighbors before rushing out to work.

One Nine Labor Bank is actually a labor agency company, but its targets are not limited to human beings. Many monsters and ghosts who inhabit the world must rely on them to introduce jobs in order to integrate into society.Their source of customers also has no boundaries, but they have some reservations when facing the human world. After all, most of them are short-sighted, and they have to squeak for a long time when they see a ghost.Therefore, He Ping's adaptability is quite high.

Speaking of which, they are still part of the grassroots operation. They choose to set up the operation in the human world because it is convenient to run the process no matter whether it is up or down. The hierarchy and structure of the Western and other overseas departments are similar to theirs, roughly divided into heaven, earth, and god. There are seven divisions including human beings, ghosts, demons, and demons. Except for the demon division, the rest are managed by immortals, and all walks of life are self-disciplined.In other words, the nature of the part is similar to the immigration office.

There is also a mysterious existence outside the Seven Departments. It is said that all mysterious and weird people and things may appear there, because it is in the chaos, and it is also between dreams and reality.However, when it comes to Yuediao tea house, it is really mysterious and unpredictable. Chen Chu didn't say much, he only said that Yuediao is an ancient god born from chaos, and there is a unicorn in the workshop.

"Secretary Chen, I think I want to think about work again." When He Ping came to Yijiu, he happened to meet Chen Chu and Duke Darong playing chess.He just stared at them to finish the game of chess, and when there was a gap, he dragged Chen Chu to vent his bitterness, and by the way emphasized that the demon Zhuyan smashed the glass window of his house.

Chen Chu pushed his thin gold-rimmed glasses, smiled like a fox, but kept speaking smoothly and called him back: "I will ask the demon department for money and respond. Also, He Ping, you don't have to think too much. Although they look different, they have different values, behavior patterns, personalities and abilities, but they can make troubles just like people, have troubles and tempers. Besides, you and Xing Jiuye are special, mainly responsible for people and ghosts. The job content is simple."

He Ping was bored eating the red earth peanuts with tea, secretly complaining: "It's not the same at all!" 』

"Is there something strange about Xing Jiuye recently? That guy has a bad personality, you should be more careful about him. Also, you are his watcher, he was going to go to hell, but before he died, the upper management said he had regrets, And he was considered to serve in the human world when he was not finished, so if there is any deviation in him, you can report it quickly."

He Ping really wanted to sue, but apart from discriminating against him, Xing Jiuye didn't actually hurt anyone.

For some reason, he thought of the evil ghost sitting under the moonlight. What is his evil?What he said was right, an evil ghost is different from a mad ghost, and He Ping couldn't help being curious about this evil ghost, and of course it was also the subject of his story.

"Have you written anything recently?" Chen Chu asked him casually.

He Ping smiled shyly, scratched his messy hair and said, "Secretary Chen, you love to read my writing so much. It's like an editor asking this question."

"Because it's free."

"Uh."

"Just kidding, because it's really funny."

He Ping narrowed his eyes, thinking that this person should be more careful.

"I'm going to see that ghost Xi Shi."

"Xi Shi has already been dealt with by someone, He Ping, there is another client, you go and see her."

"Who is it?"

Chen Chu maintained his usual professional smile, and replied, "He will call your cell phone in a while. He was the one who came to ask for help. This case is assigned to you and Xing Jiuye."

"Oh?" He Ping subconsciously took out his phone from his pocket, and it vibrated immediately, showing that the caller was Wu Ming, causing him to gasp.

"Wu Ming, why are you looking for me?" He Ping picked up the phone, feeling uneasy.

Wu Ming asked him for help with a trembling voice: "Ping, come to the coffee shop near my house, I think the one next door is really strange, come here quickly!" 』