Greed
Chapter 7
Follow the host's guidance to record.
Sure enough, they asked him the topics he expected, but he was very ordinary in the first half of his life and had nothing to talk about. Soon in the middle of the conversation, he was about to spout tea when he saw Wu Ming appear.This kind of show will do this kind of trick... Those who think they are pleasantly surprised to invite guests, benefactors, teachers, relatives, friends and neighbors, cut it.
"I heard that you, He Ping, have a supernatural physique? Did something happen when you went to the company with Wu Ming before?"
Seeing that the host is a beautiful woman, He Ping forced a smile on his face, politely and perfunctorily, why not mention his embarrassing past.Later, when asked if he would help some people solve the mysterious incident, He Ping denied it all.He only recognizes the identity of a writer, and the matter about Yijiu is a secret.But the host is so inducing, maybe it was leaked by Wu Mingtai's gossip...
"No? Because some people said that you will appear in an office building with a hidden temple. It seems that you also help people deal with some unnatural events?" The host did not give up.
He Ping smiled easily, shook his head and denied: "Wow, this is too imaginative. What kind of building will hide temples, and it's not a movie. If it is a small shrine, it is more likely, but I want to check all the buildings in the country. There won’t be such a place.”
He avoided the most important and took the lightest, maintaining a slow pace for the video. At the end, the host asked: "It feels like your life has been smooth so far. Although there are small setbacks, you have succeeded in the end. Looking back on your life now, will you Do you have any regrets or pity?"
"Oh... sorry and pity..."
Wu Ming immediately joked, and He Ping agreed with a smile. The latter suddenly returned to the topic and said, "I don't know if this is a pity, but it should be a pity. I once wanted to tell a person how I feel in my heart." , but the current situation does not allow it, and then we separated."
"Who have you dated?"
"...Well. I think I'll be able to talk to him someday, so I hope that's not a pity."
"Have you lost contact with the other party?"
He Ping looked at the expression on the host's question, and suddenly felt that he was out of tune with this world.
The person he loves is not a living person, and the object of his love can never be with him, but he still does not give up. Human beings are really greedy, and they want everything they can catch or not.
He Ping realized that there is no one or anything more noble in this world, only someone with strong will and influence, he is no better than Jiuye, he can't even express love.
"I don't know, probably because he got married and had children." He Ping ended the topic jokingly. In public, he is a writer with wonderful and rich themes, and he can write anything successfully.But in private, he was not happy at all, and his mind had no freedom, and he was firmly bound by emptiness and loneliness.
He was terrified of becoming as paranoid, blind, and lost as that horrible landlord.This is very dangerous, because he is a seeker and a guide, and there must be no deviation in this path.
As soon as he finished his trip as a writer, he threw himself into Yijiu's case and came to the abandoned factory where the accident happened, and became Master He, Tianshi He, and Master He.Tsk, he was called old by those boring names!
Wearing a shirt, He Ping stepped into the factory majesticly, and asked the college students who came here to test their courage, "Where are your friends?"
"He Ping."
He Ping turned around and saw a gentleman with furry fox ears on his head, it turned out to be Gu Yueshen.He Ping complained in a bad tone: "I have told you several times that you don't want to show up like this! I know that I hate other people showing up like this the most!"
The college students couldn't see who He Ping was talking to, so they showed fear. He Ping hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, I'm communicating with invisible things."
Although He Ping was very dignified when he was doing things, he occasionally made people laugh. Gu Yueshen couldn't take advantage of it, but he was willing to be He Ping's subordinate, anyway, it would be beneficial.The vixen who hated Yijiu so much in the past also knows how to compromise.Only He Ping didn't give up on that ghost sorcerer, so Gu Yue provoked him from time to time, hoping that He Ping would recognize the truth sooner.
That's right, a ghost dies as a ghost, and the ghost will one day be able to transcend and become a ghost, or reincarnate from a ghost to an adult.But Xing Jiuye must be more or less fortunate at that time, if the spirit and body are completely destroyed, there is no need to do it!
"Master, master, me, my friend, over there!" The male student pointed to a long-haired girl in a beige dress in the factory, and she came out of the shadows.
He Ping shook his head and sighed secretly, so why college students have nothing to do to engage in courage testing activities, and they only pick such places with too much evil, even if they are naive and not afraid of running into evil, He Ping will be afraid.
"Grandmaster?"
The male student approached He Ping anxiously. He Ping swallowed his saliva, pretended to be calm and pushed him back. He stood forward and shouted to the possessed female student: "I know this is your place, today I am not Come to argue with you, it’s fine if you teach these kids a little bit. They will never dare to bother you again in the future, let that girl go.”
The female classmate opened her mouth, and at the same time, the original delicate voice and another rough male voice appeared, retorting: "This vote will not work, what about the other ignorant people? What about after that? We can only make an example!"
"If you have something to say, calm down first, you don't feel comfortable being attached to her, why don't you just come out and talk to me?"
Gu Yuecan also chimed in and said, "Yes, our lord is famous in the Three Realms for his good temper, and we can talk to him about any ideas we have."
"Hahahahahahaha──" the female student laughed out loud with two voices that were very different, "what is your master? God Buddha? Immortal? He is just a magic weapon that absorbed the aura of the dragon's lair by chance, nothing more than a useless magic weapon." .”
Gu Yuecan was smiling, but the tendons in his temples were protruding.Making fun of the master he chose was equivalent to making fun of him, he didn't want to bear this tone, and immediately stabbed He Ping with his eyes.He Ping smiled wryly. He couldn't get rid of his bad habits. Before starting a fight, he always had to find out the opponent's intentions and details.
This seems to be the most common problem of human beings. In the world of monsters, it is always felt right to fight first. The law of the jungle preys on the strong, and justice lies in strength!
He Ping cleared his throat and said, "Yue Can, you take this classmate outside to hide first, and I'll talk to him."
Gu Yuecan reluctantly accepted the order, appeared from the shadows, and waved at the male classmate at the door: "Follow me to hide outside first, let them talk here."
After He Ping confirmed that the idlers had all left, he showed a kind smile and coaxed, "Okay, anyway, you are from the land nearby, how much paper money do you want me to burn?"
"Not everything can be bought with money. We want to kill everyone, kill everyone, kill everyone, kill everyone—" The voices became more and more loud, as if a cicada's song would resonate with countless people. The wind blew up in the abandoned factory, and He Ping tied half of his head. His hair and bangs were all blown, and his clothes were scraped into many ups and downs.
"Kill one to warn the hundred!" The female classmate rushed towards him with a green face, teeth and claws, He Ping stomped forward, and locked her hands to restrain her attack. He narrowed his eyes to look at her, and found that there was a ghost hiding in each of her eyes.
It seems that she is a girl with a spinal injury, and she is born with a sensitive constitution. Ghosts are welcome to come to this kind of place, and it is inevitable for college students to drink to boost their courage. Speechless, the two sides competed silently, and the ghosts around saw He Ping unable to move, and gathered with malicious intentions.
He has long been accustomed to this kind of osmotic pressure mode, just let the messy things go, he will not deal with things carelessly.
"Come!" He popped out a word between his teeth, his brows were flushed, and then he said: "Bing, fighting, Zhe, all, array, row, in──"
Outside, Gu Yue had goosebumps all over his body, because he heard that He Ping was going to use that trick again.
The whole factory soon burst into white light, and the night was instantly illuminated like day, but the male student couldn't see it because Gu Yueshen covered his eyes.None of the ghosts in this abandoned factory are willing to compromise and communicate. Since the plot is serious and may endanger the lives of female students, He Ping takes measures to purify the spirit.
"What happened?" the male student asked.
"Probably finished." Gu Yuecan said.
The female classmate walked out of the factory, and He Ping also came out while patting the dust on his clothes. The male classmate thought the girl would cry and ran into his arms, but she held He Ping's hand weakly and cried, "It's so scary! It scared me to death!"
He Ping was also taken aback by the female classmate, and tried to explain, "You are easily followed by bad things, go to the temple and ask for an amulet when you have time."
"Master, help me write an amulet!"
"Cough. Yue, Yue Shen, that..." He said awkwardly to the female classmate: "The other students are waiting for you at the foot of the mountain, let's go down the mountain. Your classmate is very worried about you." He pushed the female classmate to Others escaped in a hurry.
The female classmate asked the boy next to him, "Hey, that seems to be the writer, right? Wow, he's very handsome. He looks a little sad."
The jealous male student didn't respond, but glared at Gu Yuecan angrily.Gu Yue Shen pretended not to see, and urged them to leave the remote place.
He Ping rushed back to the car and thought about it: "You have to concentrate on your work. I'm not just doing it for money. Although it's also for money, it's also about doing good deeds. It's a godsend! Why are kids nowadays so active? It scares me to death!" "
Mother He misunderstood that he was dating Julina before. Fortunately, Julina didn't shy away from being out of the closet. In fact, she and Cheng Cheng were just a couple. He Ping was perfunctory every time he had a blind date dinner. Mother He also gave up.
He hated getting in touch with feelings more and more. It was troublesome to explain, so he just didn't touch it.
"Drive slowly. Although this is a highway, it's dangerous to drive too fast." Gu Yuecan appeared in the back seat at some point to remind him to drive safely. He Ping didn't say a word, and didn't even glance behind him.
Gu Yuecan chatted again: "Your cold face when you don't speak, really resembles my deadly enemy, Mr. Xing."
"Don't mention him!" He became angry when he mentioned it, and he was full of anger.
"Are you willing to give up?"
"...Everyone says he disappeared. What else can I do?"
"Will you not be reluctant?" the fox asked viciously.
"Reluctance, so what?" The words seemed familiar, He Ping said, suddenly felt a little choked up.
Gu Yueshen shook her head, leaned closer to the driver's seat and said, "Poor master. If you don't mind, I'd be happy to comfort you. Use any method."
He Ping gave him a cold look in the rear-view mirror, puncturing the fox's intentions: "Aren't you trying to steal tricks? Do you think I'm an idiot?"
"Hehehehe, okay. Don't tease you, drive carefully, I will watch from the back seat."
"No, you go away."
"It's a pity, I really don't want my comfort..."
"Go away."
"I want to stay and flirt with you."
This time it was He Ping who had a blue vein.
"punish……"
"Okay, okay, I won't disturb you." Gu Yuecan was really afraid that he would punish the evil directly, so he ran away without a trace.He knew that He Ping was only tempered and simple in personality, but it didn't mean he was really brainless. When facing complicated people, He Ping picked the key to deal with them, and when facing the same simple people, he responded casually.
Unless necessary, He Ping doesn't want to complicate his thinking. In fact, He Ping is more capable than anyone else... A villain, because he is too self-aware, so he only takes the simple path, but when he knows something It cannot be avoided, and it can only be accepted generously.
After all, he is a man who writes best-selling books. Gu Yuecan knows very well that He Ping's city is not shallow, but he does not use it, let alone use it.It's just that He Ping, who always shows a half-stupid look, is hard to make people feel defensive.
Gu Yue guessed that Xing Jiuye lost his guard because of this and fell into He Ping's hands.
"In the end, I'm still deceiving myself and others, alas." He Ping held the steering wheel and sighed again.Although because of the aura, Chen Chu said that he might still look like the president in his seventies, and he might have to find a way to avoid showing up at that time, but he felt that his heart was much older.
He once had a flash of thought that he simply forgot about Xing Jiuye. Anyway, people and ghosts have different paths, and none of them can expect anything extravagantly.However, without that piece of the puzzle, he felt that he would lose his favorite part and be incomplete, as if the best and ugliest part of his heart would always be missing.
"If you can get the beauty you want, then it's worth embracing the ugly flaws in it." He really wanted to clean up the big ditch named Xing Jiuye, but he couldn't find it.
The phone rang again, He Ping hung up the headset and responded wearily: "Hello?"
"Ah Ping, do you want barbecue the day after tomorrow?" 』It was Wu Ming, the fat bear.
"...Idiot Ming, the ghost month hasn't passed yet, isn't it too early for you to have a barbecue?"
"It's coming soon, the days are passing quickly.Do you want to come?The Mid-Autumn Festival is not about you saying that you want to go back to your hometown to eat hot pot, so I have to make an appointment with barbecue first, thick, and I will not go to camp if I carry a northern horse (I am also very busy)! 』
"Count me first."
Life is still going on, and there is no object that can be loved or hated.That's what he said, but He Ping didn't want to face it. He still believed in his heart that Xing Jiuye would come to him, and he waited with all his heart.
He Ping knew in his heart that they wanted him to recognize the reality, and on the surface he did it, to live a solid life.However, the feeling in my heart penetrated more thoroughly, and it was more tossing than any previous love.
Sometimes He Ping couldn't help thinking that if he himself disappeared, there would be no pain, but in this way, no one in the world would deliberately remember Xing Jiuye.No matter how painful it is, he wants to remember it, no matter how lonely he is, he also wants to remember it. He wants to remember him well.
"Ugh." His vision quickly blurred, and he quickly wiped away his tears. After wiping one hand and changing another, he regained his grip on the steering wheel, and finally made it to the parking lot of the rest station to park. He sat in the driver's seat, crying loudly alone.
It's really embarrassing to cry so exaggeratedly at this age, but it doesn't matter anymore.Anyway, he would never hear that voice calling him a fool and telling him not to cry.
In the late July of the lunar calendar, He Ping just moved into his newly bought apartment.
As the afterglow of the setting sun fell into the house, He Ping was lying on the sofa in the living room to sleep. When the phone rang, he was so scared that he fell to the ground.He fumbled for the glasses to put them on, and there was a bunch of noise on the other end of the phone. He Ping pressed the recording button and restarted the slow broadcast. The voice that came out was an inhuman voice: "Mr. , has already applied to Yijiu for additional support from the Ghost Ministry.Please hurry up and help──」
In an unexpected case, He Ping hung up the phone, grabbed the coat on the back of the chair and ran outside.The car drove to the junction of counties and cities, and there was a half-length bridge, and the gate of ghosts was under the bridge. He parked the car and waited to see the situation. The ghost door is looking for old friends, and all those nympho ghosts come to join in the fun.
Niutou Mamian and those ghost servants blocked them angrily, yelling from time to time: "Don't take pictures in the middle of the ghost gate!"
"Keep order, keep order!"
"Stand back if you are too tall! Hoho!"
"Moo—put that pony down!"
He Ping couldn't laugh or cry, what kind of chaotic star chasing scene is this?I don't want to care a little bit, so I took the opportunity to slip away.
"Mr. He──Come quickly──" Who, the eyes are too sharp, even if he hides by the bridge to watch the show, he will be caught.
He Ping glanced over, and found that the Land Lord who used to help him before was waving, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and made a gesture, and stomped on the ground three times, those hundreds of ghosts were shaken out of the ghost gate by He Ping's foot force They bounced off and glared at him.
He Ping broke out in a cold sweat, and said awkwardly, "Hi everyone, it's the holiday, go home quickly and eat good food. The nearby palaces and temples also have food and food. I wish you a happy holiday." He Ping was full of nonsense, hands behind his back facing The land made gestures: "Are you only calling me?" 』
More ghosts poured out of the gate of ghosts, He Ping already planned to take advantage of the chaos and slip away, but soon he was also overwhelmed by the vast sea of ghosts. During this time, he caught a glimpse of the very handsome left and right judges who were rumored to appear together in a limousine. !
Handsome is handsome, but he looks too healthy and cheerful, too bright.
He Ping looked puzzled, he liked cheerful and good children before, why did he still dislike things, he was really nitpicking, Xing Jiuye's influence was really far-reaching.The other ghosts squeezed towards the star-like judge, took photos frantically, and shouted with placards, only He Ping worked hard to get out.
If you look at it with the naked eye of ordinary people, you will only see He Ping doing water skiing moves out of thin air, which looks ridiculous.
"I'm sorry, give me a break, borrow, borrow, borrow, borrow!"
He Ping laments and sighs, even the ghost festival will be dismissed by the judges, alas.
He gave up struggling, and stood in the vast sea of ghosts and drifted with the current. The Land Lord didn't know where he was scattered. This kind of chaos will disappear as long as the judge's car drives away. He took the job.
In the past four years, he has been on his own, without a partner, and lives alone.
But how long will he be lonely before he will forget loneliness?
How long will we have to struggle?
He looked down and saw a small flower that was blown down by the wind, and he remembered its name.Suddenly, He Ping remembered its name, and said happily, "This is Chickweed." He suddenly began to look around, and the moon slip was standing on the bridge deck and looking down at him with a smile.
"Haven't you waited for him yet?" Yue Duo asked.
He Ping showed a wistful smile and didn't answer, but he knew that Yue Du could understand other people's mood.
"You didn't write a story. Go home and write the ending, and you'll know when you're done."
He clasped his hands and shouted to the bridge: "Which story, I have written so many."
"There is a story that you haven't given the result to. Write it. Before you got the ruby, you also called the ruby because you wrote that story. You are not a narrator, but a hidden prophet."
"Alas?"
Yue Du smiled and waved goodbye to him: "I just passed by when I was going to harvest the fruit, so I came to say hello to you. See you again, and have a cup of tea and chat, hee." The child smiled and turned into snowflakes and was blown away by the wind. , into the night sky.
He Ping stayed where he was for a while, then rushed into the car and drove home, turned on the computer and began digging through his past articles, and finally let him find an article with the keyword "red jade" in it, which was a story about ghosts and immortals.He used to think the story was pointless and inexplicable, so it just ended without a cause.
He was staring at the blank screen in a daze, not knowing what kind of ending to give. After a long time, he lightly placed his ten fingers on the keyboard, and slowly typed out a few words with his fingers. Jumping with acceleration, inexplicably nervous.
He can't be sure when and where he will find him, but he believes that he will find him. As long as he exists, there must be a chance to meet him.If you can't meet, it's not because the other party doesn't exist, but because you don't believe it.
He decided to tell each other all the joys and sorrows in the process when they met in the future, and how happy he was to meet him.He doesn't care about anything, but he is greedy for that feeling.
As long as there is, there will always be encounters, and the reason why we cannot meet is because we don't believe in it.
He Ping saved the file but didn't see anything happened, but there was a change in his heart.He has to wait for Xing Jiuye. Although he doesn't really want to win Wang Baochuan, he will wait even if it is 800 years.He Ping scratched his cheek and said with a broken smile: "Well, 800 years, setting such a high goal is a bit too much, it's better to reach it in another eight seconds."
Waiting for his mood to calm down a bit, He Ping went into the bathroom to take a shower, he wondered if even Yue Di wanted to cheer himself up, that's why he came out to chat with him like that.He was a little touched and embarrassed, but the thought didn't last long.
When he came out of the living room again, He Ping was only wearing a pair of baggy boxers. He hummed a song and went around to open the refrigerator to get a drink. Then he heard some strange noises in the living room, like the sound of glass colliding. He rushed to the living room, feeling dumbfounded. up.
"I...my wine..." The foreign wine he put on the cabinet, which even he was reluctant to drink, was actually opened and drank upside down!That person was leaning on the sofa, with only one shoulder and the back of his head exposed, it was a man.
He Ping stared at the back of the sofa, cursing inwardly that the ghosts these days are too careless, he kindly didn't set up an enchantment, but a bunch of random uninvited guests came to make trouble, and he was pissed off.
"Hey, you evil ghost, shameless──"
When the other party turned around, He Ping was so frightened that the drink fell to the ground and spilled all over the floor.
"You are He Ping, right. I'm Yijiu's most recent employee, and I'm also your future new partner. I'm half a ghost, please give me your advice." The man combed his hair neatly back, with the tips of his hair tucked between his ears. Slightly raised, he raised his full and sexy lips to introduce himself, and poured a glass of wine for He Ping.
He Ping almost forgot to breathe, and it took him a long time to say: "Oh, I, He, He Ping." He stared blankly at the opponent's facial features, from head to toe, and then from foot to face, no matter how you looked at it, it was Xing Jiuye ah!
一样爱穿高级订制西装出现,一样这种高傲嘴脸,跩死人不偿命的欠揍样。
"On the ground..." He glanced at the broken glass and said, "Is it all right?"
He Ping was still staring at him, not thinking about drinks. "You haven't said your name yet."
"My surname is Xing, Xing Jiuye."
Pointing to himself, He Ping frowned, and asked with a strange expression, "Do you know who I am?"
Xing Jiuye nodded slightly, and replied with a smile: "I said it just now. Mr. He, your name is easy to remember, of course I know."
"You call me Mr. He?"
He Ping was disappointed by Xing Jiuye's politeness, He Ping looked at him with a bit of complaint, and fell silent with his hands hanging by his side.
"Sit down. I'll get a rag to wipe." He Ping fled into the kitchen. He was sure that it was Xing Jiuye, but there must be some reason for such a strange attitude.
In the middle of wiping, he grabbed the rag and squatted behind the sofa and said, "Hey. I don't need a partner. Are you a human or a ghost? What do you mean by suddenly appearing?"
Xing Jiuye changed to an elegant sitting position and continued tasting wine, and said leisurely: "Do you not need a partner or don't want to see me? Little idiot."
He Ping's pupils widened and shrank, and immediately stood up and stared at him: "Why are you pretending you don't know me!"
Xing Jiuye's eyes darkened, and he said coldly, "Because I'm angry."
"Why are you angry? Why are you angry? Are you angry with me? Why are you angry with me?" He Ping kicked the back of the sofa, frowning and scratching his feet in pain.
"Why did you accept so many protectors, even that beast...you let the guy named Gu follow you for four years, did you let people get close so defenselessly all these years?"
The opponent's aura was still full of oppressive force, He Ping was so frightened that he backed away blankly, and replied in a harsh voice: "Yeah, I'm not defenseless."
"Ping, if you are prepared, at least set up a barrier in this room. If I wanted to kill you a hundred times just now, do you still imagine being killed like last time?"
"No." He Ping retorted dumbly, cursing in his heart: "I'm annoying, is this guy trying to kill or is he jealous? Why is he so vicious!" 』
"come over."
"If you tell me to go over there." He also has a temper.
"You don't want to come, do you want me to go? Do you want me to go or come by yourself."
"Oh, then I'll go." Che, compromised again.He Ping walked towards him nervously, put the rag on the low table, raised his head and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I never thought I would be struck twice by lightning," Xing Jiuye said.
He Ping felt guilty, it sounds like this guy came back to settle accounts! "I, I only caused you to be bombarded once." He Ping thinks that what should be calculated should still be calculated, but he can't blame him for everything.
Xing Jiuye looked down at the top of He Ping's head from above, secretly amused, this idiot really hasn't changed. "I want to tell you that because of this, I am no longer an evil spirit. Feel it." He pulled He Ping to his heart.
He Ping's palm really felt the beating of his heart, as well as the real temperature and touch.
"You, Ajiu, your body..." He Ping was short of breath, and looked more excited than Xing Jiuye himself.
"This body was snatched from the chaos. I borrowed time from Yuedu. The price was to capture [-] nameless evil spirits. So I can live in the world again as Xing Jiuye."
"Why?" He Ping still couldn't figure it out, his mind was filled with a bunch of question marks.
"No reason." Xing Jiuye glanced at him and said, "Didn't we make an appointment?"
Few people can withstand the five thunderbolts once, so for the first time, Xing Jiuye was struck to death by lightning and turned into an evil ghost.Later, because He Ping was robbed again, it was destined that Xing Jiuye's existence would be completely wiped out, but he was no longer the ruthless Xing Jiuye.
At the moment, Chen Chu, who was drinking tea and admiring the moon at the moon tablet teahouse, couldn't help asking about the moon tablet, "Why? Both junior and senior should be wiped out."
Yue Du smiled and said, "Yes. That is a possible result in the secret of heaven. But becoming an immortal is another result. After a long time in existence, God will hit you with fire. After the first 500 years, you will become a spirit. After another 500 years, you will be burned with the thunder and lightning karma of hell. If you survive it again, you will be reborn and be regarded as a half immortal.”
Chen Chu nodded in agreement: "If you become a spirit, if you eat blood and get tainted, you will fall into the demon world. There are too many rough and wrong roads to go in the process. But I still didn't expect my brother to be like this. Can you help me?" him?"
Yue Du shrugged in denial. "I never take the initiative to help anyone. Although Baiya and I can conceive and kill dreams here, if we want to get something from me, we have to pay a certain price.
That's right, I did take Xing Jiuye's mental shards, the seeds were hidden in that dark corruption, and I used it to incubate good dreams.However, becoming a fairy is their own creation, and it has nothing to do with me. "
Chen Chu looked up at the moon, and was too lazy to delve into the details.All he knew was that the junior brother was really a terrifying and ruthless character, so the thunder and lightning had not been wiped out.
Talking about He Ping's situation, he argued with Xing Jiuye in his living room, and at the same time came to the same conclusion as General Secretary Chen Chu.
"Hey, I think you are very similar to Ouyang Feng. Even if you are crazy and crazy, you can still practice a set of terrible martial arts. It's too perverted. Hey, why did you hit me on the head!"
"Because you deserve a beating."
He Ping held his head and glanced back aggrievedly, Xiao Biesheng's new marriage was a lie, they bickered and gave each other bad looks when they met!
Although he originally decided to confess to Xing Jiuye first, He Ping still asked him angrily: "Do you love me or not? You hit me on the head!"
Xing Jiuye was leaning on the sofa with a glass of wine in his hand, and replied in a lazily elongated voice: "Love...love...you're so moved that you can't help crying." The man in the suit was perfunctory.
"What's so great about that." He Ping wrung out the tea pitifully with a rag, gritted his teeth and shouted, "I love you too. I love you too!"
Why on earth did the confession sound like it was choking, alas.
But otherwise, He Ping would be too shy to speak out. It is undeniable that he sometimes lacks masculinity, because he is still very young, especially when facing Xing Jiuye.
"Wipe it clean." Xing Jiuye automatically picked up the TV remote control and switched on the program to watch.
He Ping glared at him sideways, then lost his temper and shouted, "Hey, you're going back to your own place, you don't have a TV at home, why come to my house!"
Xing Jiuye's eyes staring at the TV slanted to He Ping's red face, and said with a wicked smile: "I forgot to tell you just now, when I went back to Yijiu to register for the staff certificate, they asked me to stay at your house first. I just came back There is no property in the world, but you have the honor to take me in, and you can take the opportunity to repay my kindness, I really thoughtful of you."
With black lines all over He Ping's face, he turned his back and muttered: "Could it be that you want to change your career to be a robber in this life after your rebirth, damn it."
"It's only about you, I don't think Chen Chu will have any objections." Suddenly, Xing Jiuye walked behind He Ping, and put his arms around him tightly: "First rob sex, then rob money."
"Bullshit, what do you mean I have to pay you after being raped by you?"
"You can rob it back, I don't mind."
"Hey, be careful with your hands!"
Outside the apartment, Gu Yuecan brought a bag of salty crispy chicken to gossip with the owner and eat food. Before he entered the management office, he realized that his rival was harassing He Ping. He hesitated seriously for a while, then turned and left again.
"Hmph, occasionally I'm quite sensible, so I won't bother you when we meet again after a long absence." Gu Yuecan looked back at a certain floor of the apartment, smiling a bit mischievously: "But I won't give up the master to you so easily, stinky warlock. "
"Finish"
Blooming on the sidebar
The lingering Xing Jiuye is back.
He returned to the world from hell, refined into a fairy body in a way that no one could have imagined, and was reborn as a human being.Even Chen Chu found it intriguing how a guy who was originally an evil spirit could cultivate his body and return to the human world even if he was struck by five thunders.
It's even more impossible for He Ping to know the reason, but he doesn't care about it, and he doesn't bother to explore. Anyway, Xing Jiuye is now a living man with heartbeat, breathing, and body temperature.
In fact, the existence of Xing Jiuye is really a mystery. He Ping still habitually calls "him" as "him" when the two places need to chat online occasionally.In He Ping's heart, Xing Jiuye is a special existence, especially perverted, unexpected, indifferent, ruthless, and... handsome.
"Hey hey..." He Ping took out the photo in his wallet and smirked.This is the first gift Xing Jiuye gave him, strictly speaking, he begged for it.
That day, Wu Ming made an appointment for a barbecue, and Xing Jiuye also went, because his outstanding appearance attracted a lot of attention.Wu Ming's fiancée, Mi Lin, even took a photo of Wu Ming with a commemorative chocolate Polaroid, and that photo was taken away by He Ping just like that.
At that time, no one noticed the camera, Xing Jiuye glanced at the camera keenly, just as He Ping was serving him a drink, showing a dazed look.He Ping doesn't mind staying alone, the focus of this photo is Xing Jiuye!
In short, it was a very lethal photo, and He Ping carefully put it away.
Although he had a photo, He Ping felt it was not enough, because Xing Jiuye was too photogenic, and it would be a pity not to take it. In the end, he also spent a few thousand yuan to buy a Polaroid, a white commemorative model. Zhang wants to be [-]. Although it costs money, it is worthwhile to shoot Xing Jiuye.
Love is blind. He Ping doesn't care even if his IQ is rooted out. As long as he catches the opportunity, he can secretly take pictures of Xing Jiuye. A small photo album has quietly accumulated in the drawer of the apartment's study.
The content of the photos are all photos of Xing Jiu's night life, such as sleeping, waking up, brushing teeth, watching TV, and opening the refrigerator.Who told that guy to take it for granted that he lived in the apartment that He Ping had bought for less than a year and a half. As a landlord, he had to take a lot of pictures to confiscate the money!What's more, the two of them have limited time to spend together, because the ghost month has just passed, and the workload is so heavy that they will explode every night.
After finally being free and taking a few days off, He Ping ran back to his hometown in the northeast corner to visit his mother and sister.
"Woof woof, I'm going downstairs for rough food!"
He Ping put away the photos, adjusted his clothes reflexively, and walked out of the room on the second floor. The downstairs person who spoke a little Taiwanese Mandarin was Mother He. Although Sister He was married, she lived nearby, and occasionally came back for dinner.
"Wait a minute. (Wait a minute)" He Ping ran downstairs in a panic, and saw Xing Jiuye sitting at the dining table in good order, waiting for him, Mother He, his wife, Sister He, and the pair of little sisters born to Sister He , all watched He Ping go downstairs with helpless and funny eyes, and then sneaked admiring eyes at Xing Jiuye.
He Ping snorted coldly in his heart. He said he wanted to go back to his hometown to have a look. Why did Xing Jiuye also come with him? What is the difference between this and Ka Yin?Is this man planning to invade all his life circles?Although it is not annoying, but other faces are exposed in front of Xing Jiuye, which makes him feel ashamed, especially──
"Wow, eat." Xing Jiuye smiled like a gentleman, and called him in a relaxed tone, and deliberately called him by his baby name.He Ping's face froze, and he sat down awkwardly.
"Mother He's fried dishes are really delicious." Xing Jiuye praised plainly, with a sincere face, easily making people believe that he is a stable and reliable man.
Mother He smiled happily, then frowned and lectured He Ping: "Lihou, all the Genluns have shoes and shoes! (You, learn more from others!)"
"Oh."
"Oh what, my friend Hanji. (Taro sweet potato)"
The table was full of laughter, and Xing Jiuye also laughed.
He Ping chewed his food silently, and secretly glanced at him like his family members, but his eyes were full of obsession, shyness, and annoyance.
Sure enough, they asked him the topics he expected, but he was very ordinary in the first half of his life and had nothing to talk about. Soon in the middle of the conversation, he was about to spout tea when he saw Wu Ming appear.This kind of show will do this kind of trick... Those who think they are pleasantly surprised to invite guests, benefactors, teachers, relatives, friends and neighbors, cut it.
"I heard that you, He Ping, have a supernatural physique? Did something happen when you went to the company with Wu Ming before?"
Seeing that the host is a beautiful woman, He Ping forced a smile on his face, politely and perfunctorily, why not mention his embarrassing past.Later, when asked if he would help some people solve the mysterious incident, He Ping denied it all.He only recognizes the identity of a writer, and the matter about Yijiu is a secret.But the host is so inducing, maybe it was leaked by Wu Mingtai's gossip...
"No? Because some people said that you will appear in an office building with a hidden temple. It seems that you also help people deal with some unnatural events?" The host did not give up.
He Ping smiled easily, shook his head and denied: "Wow, this is too imaginative. What kind of building will hide temples, and it's not a movie. If it is a small shrine, it is more likely, but I want to check all the buildings in the country. There won’t be such a place.”
He avoided the most important and took the lightest, maintaining a slow pace for the video. At the end, the host asked: "It feels like your life has been smooth so far. Although there are small setbacks, you have succeeded in the end. Looking back on your life now, will you Do you have any regrets or pity?"
"Oh... sorry and pity..."
Wu Ming immediately joked, and He Ping agreed with a smile. The latter suddenly returned to the topic and said, "I don't know if this is a pity, but it should be a pity. I once wanted to tell a person how I feel in my heart." , but the current situation does not allow it, and then we separated."
"Who have you dated?"
"...Well. I think I'll be able to talk to him someday, so I hope that's not a pity."
"Have you lost contact with the other party?"
He Ping looked at the expression on the host's question, and suddenly felt that he was out of tune with this world.
The person he loves is not a living person, and the object of his love can never be with him, but he still does not give up. Human beings are really greedy, and they want everything they can catch or not.
He Ping realized that there is no one or anything more noble in this world, only someone with strong will and influence, he is no better than Jiuye, he can't even express love.
"I don't know, probably because he got married and had children." He Ping ended the topic jokingly. In public, he is a writer with wonderful and rich themes, and he can write anything successfully.But in private, he was not happy at all, and his mind had no freedom, and he was firmly bound by emptiness and loneliness.
He was terrified of becoming as paranoid, blind, and lost as that horrible landlord.This is very dangerous, because he is a seeker and a guide, and there must be no deviation in this path.
As soon as he finished his trip as a writer, he threw himself into Yijiu's case and came to the abandoned factory where the accident happened, and became Master He, Tianshi He, and Master He.Tsk, he was called old by those boring names!
Wearing a shirt, He Ping stepped into the factory majesticly, and asked the college students who came here to test their courage, "Where are your friends?"
"He Ping."
He Ping turned around and saw a gentleman with furry fox ears on his head, it turned out to be Gu Yueshen.He Ping complained in a bad tone: "I have told you several times that you don't want to show up like this! I know that I hate other people showing up like this the most!"
The college students couldn't see who He Ping was talking to, so they showed fear. He Ping hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, I'm communicating with invisible things."
Although He Ping was very dignified when he was doing things, he occasionally made people laugh. Gu Yueshen couldn't take advantage of it, but he was willing to be He Ping's subordinate, anyway, it would be beneficial.The vixen who hated Yijiu so much in the past also knows how to compromise.Only He Ping didn't give up on that ghost sorcerer, so Gu Yue provoked him from time to time, hoping that He Ping would recognize the truth sooner.
That's right, a ghost dies as a ghost, and the ghost will one day be able to transcend and become a ghost, or reincarnate from a ghost to an adult.But Xing Jiuye must be more or less fortunate at that time, if the spirit and body are completely destroyed, there is no need to do it!
"Master, master, me, my friend, over there!" The male student pointed to a long-haired girl in a beige dress in the factory, and she came out of the shadows.
He Ping shook his head and sighed secretly, so why college students have nothing to do to engage in courage testing activities, and they only pick such places with too much evil, even if they are naive and not afraid of running into evil, He Ping will be afraid.
"Grandmaster?"
The male student approached He Ping anxiously. He Ping swallowed his saliva, pretended to be calm and pushed him back. He stood forward and shouted to the possessed female student: "I know this is your place, today I am not Come to argue with you, it’s fine if you teach these kids a little bit. They will never dare to bother you again in the future, let that girl go.”
The female classmate opened her mouth, and at the same time, the original delicate voice and another rough male voice appeared, retorting: "This vote will not work, what about the other ignorant people? What about after that? We can only make an example!"
"If you have something to say, calm down first, you don't feel comfortable being attached to her, why don't you just come out and talk to me?"
Gu Yuecan also chimed in and said, "Yes, our lord is famous in the Three Realms for his good temper, and we can talk to him about any ideas we have."
"Hahahahahahaha──" the female student laughed out loud with two voices that were very different, "what is your master? God Buddha? Immortal? He is just a magic weapon that absorbed the aura of the dragon's lair by chance, nothing more than a useless magic weapon." .”
Gu Yuecan was smiling, but the tendons in his temples were protruding.Making fun of the master he chose was equivalent to making fun of him, he didn't want to bear this tone, and immediately stabbed He Ping with his eyes.He Ping smiled wryly. He couldn't get rid of his bad habits. Before starting a fight, he always had to find out the opponent's intentions and details.
This seems to be the most common problem of human beings. In the world of monsters, it is always felt right to fight first. The law of the jungle preys on the strong, and justice lies in strength!
He Ping cleared his throat and said, "Yue Can, you take this classmate outside to hide first, and I'll talk to him."
Gu Yuecan reluctantly accepted the order, appeared from the shadows, and waved at the male classmate at the door: "Follow me to hide outside first, let them talk here."
After He Ping confirmed that the idlers had all left, he showed a kind smile and coaxed, "Okay, anyway, you are from the land nearby, how much paper money do you want me to burn?"
"Not everything can be bought with money. We want to kill everyone, kill everyone, kill everyone, kill everyone—" The voices became more and more loud, as if a cicada's song would resonate with countless people. The wind blew up in the abandoned factory, and He Ping tied half of his head. His hair and bangs were all blown, and his clothes were scraped into many ups and downs.
"Kill one to warn the hundred!" The female classmate rushed towards him with a green face, teeth and claws, He Ping stomped forward, and locked her hands to restrain her attack. He narrowed his eyes to look at her, and found that there was a ghost hiding in each of her eyes.
It seems that she is a girl with a spinal injury, and she is born with a sensitive constitution. Ghosts are welcome to come to this kind of place, and it is inevitable for college students to drink to boost their courage. Speechless, the two sides competed silently, and the ghosts around saw He Ping unable to move, and gathered with malicious intentions.
He has long been accustomed to this kind of osmotic pressure mode, just let the messy things go, he will not deal with things carelessly.
"Come!" He popped out a word between his teeth, his brows were flushed, and then he said: "Bing, fighting, Zhe, all, array, row, in──"
Outside, Gu Yue had goosebumps all over his body, because he heard that He Ping was going to use that trick again.
The whole factory soon burst into white light, and the night was instantly illuminated like day, but the male student couldn't see it because Gu Yueshen covered his eyes.None of the ghosts in this abandoned factory are willing to compromise and communicate. Since the plot is serious and may endanger the lives of female students, He Ping takes measures to purify the spirit.
"What happened?" the male student asked.
"Probably finished." Gu Yuecan said.
The female classmate walked out of the factory, and He Ping also came out while patting the dust on his clothes. The male classmate thought the girl would cry and ran into his arms, but she held He Ping's hand weakly and cried, "It's so scary! It scared me to death!"
He Ping was also taken aback by the female classmate, and tried to explain, "You are easily followed by bad things, go to the temple and ask for an amulet when you have time."
"Master, help me write an amulet!"
"Cough. Yue, Yue Shen, that..." He said awkwardly to the female classmate: "The other students are waiting for you at the foot of the mountain, let's go down the mountain. Your classmate is very worried about you." He pushed the female classmate to Others escaped in a hurry.
The female classmate asked the boy next to him, "Hey, that seems to be the writer, right? Wow, he's very handsome. He looks a little sad."
The jealous male student didn't respond, but glared at Gu Yuecan angrily.Gu Yue Shen pretended not to see, and urged them to leave the remote place.
He Ping rushed back to the car and thought about it: "You have to concentrate on your work. I'm not just doing it for money. Although it's also for money, it's also about doing good deeds. It's a godsend! Why are kids nowadays so active? It scares me to death!" "
Mother He misunderstood that he was dating Julina before. Fortunately, Julina didn't shy away from being out of the closet. In fact, she and Cheng Cheng were just a couple. He Ping was perfunctory every time he had a blind date dinner. Mother He also gave up.
He hated getting in touch with feelings more and more. It was troublesome to explain, so he just didn't touch it.
"Drive slowly. Although this is a highway, it's dangerous to drive too fast." Gu Yuecan appeared in the back seat at some point to remind him to drive safely. He Ping didn't say a word, and didn't even glance behind him.
Gu Yuecan chatted again: "Your cold face when you don't speak, really resembles my deadly enemy, Mr. Xing."
"Don't mention him!" He became angry when he mentioned it, and he was full of anger.
"Are you willing to give up?"
"...Everyone says he disappeared. What else can I do?"
"Will you not be reluctant?" the fox asked viciously.
"Reluctance, so what?" The words seemed familiar, He Ping said, suddenly felt a little choked up.
Gu Yueshen shook her head, leaned closer to the driver's seat and said, "Poor master. If you don't mind, I'd be happy to comfort you. Use any method."
He Ping gave him a cold look in the rear-view mirror, puncturing the fox's intentions: "Aren't you trying to steal tricks? Do you think I'm an idiot?"
"Hehehehe, okay. Don't tease you, drive carefully, I will watch from the back seat."
"No, you go away."
"It's a pity, I really don't want my comfort..."
"Go away."
"I want to stay and flirt with you."
This time it was He Ping who had a blue vein.
"punish……"
"Okay, okay, I won't disturb you." Gu Yuecan was really afraid that he would punish the evil directly, so he ran away without a trace.He knew that He Ping was only tempered and simple in personality, but it didn't mean he was really brainless. When facing complicated people, He Ping picked the key to deal with them, and when facing the same simple people, he responded casually.
Unless necessary, He Ping doesn't want to complicate his thinking. In fact, He Ping is more capable than anyone else... A villain, because he is too self-aware, so he only takes the simple path, but when he knows something It cannot be avoided, and it can only be accepted generously.
After all, he is a man who writes best-selling books. Gu Yuecan knows very well that He Ping's city is not shallow, but he does not use it, let alone use it.It's just that He Ping, who always shows a half-stupid look, is hard to make people feel defensive.
Gu Yue guessed that Xing Jiuye lost his guard because of this and fell into He Ping's hands.
"In the end, I'm still deceiving myself and others, alas." He Ping held the steering wheel and sighed again.Although because of the aura, Chen Chu said that he might still look like the president in his seventies, and he might have to find a way to avoid showing up at that time, but he felt that his heart was much older.
He once had a flash of thought that he simply forgot about Xing Jiuye. Anyway, people and ghosts have different paths, and none of them can expect anything extravagantly.However, without that piece of the puzzle, he felt that he would lose his favorite part and be incomplete, as if the best and ugliest part of his heart would always be missing.
"If you can get the beauty you want, then it's worth embracing the ugly flaws in it." He really wanted to clean up the big ditch named Xing Jiuye, but he couldn't find it.
The phone rang again, He Ping hung up the headset and responded wearily: "Hello?"
"Ah Ping, do you want barbecue the day after tomorrow?" 』It was Wu Ming, the fat bear.
"...Idiot Ming, the ghost month hasn't passed yet, isn't it too early for you to have a barbecue?"
"It's coming soon, the days are passing quickly.Do you want to come?The Mid-Autumn Festival is not about you saying that you want to go back to your hometown to eat hot pot, so I have to make an appointment with barbecue first, thick, and I will not go to camp if I carry a northern horse (I am also very busy)! 』
"Count me first."
Life is still going on, and there is no object that can be loved or hated.That's what he said, but He Ping didn't want to face it. He still believed in his heart that Xing Jiuye would come to him, and he waited with all his heart.
He Ping knew in his heart that they wanted him to recognize the reality, and on the surface he did it, to live a solid life.However, the feeling in my heart penetrated more thoroughly, and it was more tossing than any previous love.
Sometimes He Ping couldn't help thinking that if he himself disappeared, there would be no pain, but in this way, no one in the world would deliberately remember Xing Jiuye.No matter how painful it is, he wants to remember it, no matter how lonely he is, he also wants to remember it. He wants to remember him well.
"Ugh." His vision quickly blurred, and he quickly wiped away his tears. After wiping one hand and changing another, he regained his grip on the steering wheel, and finally made it to the parking lot of the rest station to park. He sat in the driver's seat, crying loudly alone.
It's really embarrassing to cry so exaggeratedly at this age, but it doesn't matter anymore.Anyway, he would never hear that voice calling him a fool and telling him not to cry.
In the late July of the lunar calendar, He Ping just moved into his newly bought apartment.
As the afterglow of the setting sun fell into the house, He Ping was lying on the sofa in the living room to sleep. When the phone rang, he was so scared that he fell to the ground.He fumbled for the glasses to put them on, and there was a bunch of noise on the other end of the phone. He Ping pressed the recording button and restarted the slow broadcast. The voice that came out was an inhuman voice: "Mr. , has already applied to Yijiu for additional support from the Ghost Ministry.Please hurry up and help──」
In an unexpected case, He Ping hung up the phone, grabbed the coat on the back of the chair and ran outside.The car drove to the junction of counties and cities, and there was a half-length bridge, and the gate of ghosts was under the bridge. He parked the car and waited to see the situation. The ghost door is looking for old friends, and all those nympho ghosts come to join in the fun.
Niutou Mamian and those ghost servants blocked them angrily, yelling from time to time: "Don't take pictures in the middle of the ghost gate!"
"Keep order, keep order!"
"Stand back if you are too tall! Hoho!"
"Moo—put that pony down!"
He Ping couldn't laugh or cry, what kind of chaotic star chasing scene is this?I don't want to care a little bit, so I took the opportunity to slip away.
"Mr. He──Come quickly──" Who, the eyes are too sharp, even if he hides by the bridge to watch the show, he will be caught.
He Ping glanced over, and found that the Land Lord who used to help him before was waving, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and made a gesture, and stomped on the ground three times, those hundreds of ghosts were shaken out of the ghost gate by He Ping's foot force They bounced off and glared at him.
He Ping broke out in a cold sweat, and said awkwardly, "Hi everyone, it's the holiday, go home quickly and eat good food. The nearby palaces and temples also have food and food. I wish you a happy holiday." He Ping was full of nonsense, hands behind his back facing The land made gestures: "Are you only calling me?" 』
More ghosts poured out of the gate of ghosts, He Ping already planned to take advantage of the chaos and slip away, but soon he was also overwhelmed by the vast sea of ghosts. During this time, he caught a glimpse of the very handsome left and right judges who were rumored to appear together in a limousine. !
Handsome is handsome, but he looks too healthy and cheerful, too bright.
He Ping looked puzzled, he liked cheerful and good children before, why did he still dislike things, he was really nitpicking, Xing Jiuye's influence was really far-reaching.The other ghosts squeezed towards the star-like judge, took photos frantically, and shouted with placards, only He Ping worked hard to get out.
If you look at it with the naked eye of ordinary people, you will only see He Ping doing water skiing moves out of thin air, which looks ridiculous.
"I'm sorry, give me a break, borrow, borrow, borrow, borrow!"
He Ping laments and sighs, even the ghost festival will be dismissed by the judges, alas.
He gave up struggling, and stood in the vast sea of ghosts and drifted with the current. The Land Lord didn't know where he was scattered. This kind of chaos will disappear as long as the judge's car drives away. He took the job.
In the past four years, he has been on his own, without a partner, and lives alone.
But how long will he be lonely before he will forget loneliness?
How long will we have to struggle?
He looked down and saw a small flower that was blown down by the wind, and he remembered its name.Suddenly, He Ping remembered its name, and said happily, "This is Chickweed." He suddenly began to look around, and the moon slip was standing on the bridge deck and looking down at him with a smile.
"Haven't you waited for him yet?" Yue Duo asked.
He Ping showed a wistful smile and didn't answer, but he knew that Yue Du could understand other people's mood.
"You didn't write a story. Go home and write the ending, and you'll know when you're done."
He clasped his hands and shouted to the bridge: "Which story, I have written so many."
"There is a story that you haven't given the result to. Write it. Before you got the ruby, you also called the ruby because you wrote that story. You are not a narrator, but a hidden prophet."
"Alas?"
Yue Du smiled and waved goodbye to him: "I just passed by when I was going to harvest the fruit, so I came to say hello to you. See you again, and have a cup of tea and chat, hee." The child smiled and turned into snowflakes and was blown away by the wind. , into the night sky.
He Ping stayed where he was for a while, then rushed into the car and drove home, turned on the computer and began digging through his past articles, and finally let him find an article with the keyword "red jade" in it, which was a story about ghosts and immortals.He used to think the story was pointless and inexplicable, so it just ended without a cause.
He was staring at the blank screen in a daze, not knowing what kind of ending to give. After a long time, he lightly placed his ten fingers on the keyboard, and slowly typed out a few words with his fingers. Jumping with acceleration, inexplicably nervous.
He can't be sure when and where he will find him, but he believes that he will find him. As long as he exists, there must be a chance to meet him.If you can't meet, it's not because the other party doesn't exist, but because you don't believe it.
He decided to tell each other all the joys and sorrows in the process when they met in the future, and how happy he was to meet him.He doesn't care about anything, but he is greedy for that feeling.
As long as there is, there will always be encounters, and the reason why we cannot meet is because we don't believe in it.
He Ping saved the file but didn't see anything happened, but there was a change in his heart.He has to wait for Xing Jiuye. Although he doesn't really want to win Wang Baochuan, he will wait even if it is 800 years.He Ping scratched his cheek and said with a broken smile: "Well, 800 years, setting such a high goal is a bit too much, it's better to reach it in another eight seconds."
Waiting for his mood to calm down a bit, He Ping went into the bathroom to take a shower, he wondered if even Yue Di wanted to cheer himself up, that's why he came out to chat with him like that.He was a little touched and embarrassed, but the thought didn't last long.
When he came out of the living room again, He Ping was only wearing a pair of baggy boxers. He hummed a song and went around to open the refrigerator to get a drink. Then he heard some strange noises in the living room, like the sound of glass colliding. He rushed to the living room, feeling dumbfounded. up.
"I...my wine..." The foreign wine he put on the cabinet, which even he was reluctant to drink, was actually opened and drank upside down!That person was leaning on the sofa, with only one shoulder and the back of his head exposed, it was a man.
He Ping stared at the back of the sofa, cursing inwardly that the ghosts these days are too careless, he kindly didn't set up an enchantment, but a bunch of random uninvited guests came to make trouble, and he was pissed off.
"Hey, you evil ghost, shameless──"
When the other party turned around, He Ping was so frightened that the drink fell to the ground and spilled all over the floor.
"You are He Ping, right. I'm Yijiu's most recent employee, and I'm also your future new partner. I'm half a ghost, please give me your advice." The man combed his hair neatly back, with the tips of his hair tucked between his ears. Slightly raised, he raised his full and sexy lips to introduce himself, and poured a glass of wine for He Ping.
He Ping almost forgot to breathe, and it took him a long time to say: "Oh, I, He, He Ping." He stared blankly at the opponent's facial features, from head to toe, and then from foot to face, no matter how you looked at it, it was Xing Jiuye ah!
一样爱穿高级订制西装出现,一样这种高傲嘴脸,跩死人不偿命的欠揍样。
"On the ground..." He glanced at the broken glass and said, "Is it all right?"
He Ping was still staring at him, not thinking about drinks. "You haven't said your name yet."
"My surname is Xing, Xing Jiuye."
Pointing to himself, He Ping frowned, and asked with a strange expression, "Do you know who I am?"
Xing Jiuye nodded slightly, and replied with a smile: "I said it just now. Mr. He, your name is easy to remember, of course I know."
"You call me Mr. He?"
He Ping was disappointed by Xing Jiuye's politeness, He Ping looked at him with a bit of complaint, and fell silent with his hands hanging by his side.
"Sit down. I'll get a rag to wipe." He Ping fled into the kitchen. He was sure that it was Xing Jiuye, but there must be some reason for such a strange attitude.
In the middle of wiping, he grabbed the rag and squatted behind the sofa and said, "Hey. I don't need a partner. Are you a human or a ghost? What do you mean by suddenly appearing?"
Xing Jiuye changed to an elegant sitting position and continued tasting wine, and said leisurely: "Do you not need a partner or don't want to see me? Little idiot."
He Ping's pupils widened and shrank, and immediately stood up and stared at him: "Why are you pretending you don't know me!"
Xing Jiuye's eyes darkened, and he said coldly, "Because I'm angry."
"Why are you angry? Why are you angry? Are you angry with me? Why are you angry with me?" He Ping kicked the back of the sofa, frowning and scratching his feet in pain.
"Why did you accept so many protectors, even that beast...you let the guy named Gu follow you for four years, did you let people get close so defenselessly all these years?"
The opponent's aura was still full of oppressive force, He Ping was so frightened that he backed away blankly, and replied in a harsh voice: "Yeah, I'm not defenseless."
"Ping, if you are prepared, at least set up a barrier in this room. If I wanted to kill you a hundred times just now, do you still imagine being killed like last time?"
"No." He Ping retorted dumbly, cursing in his heart: "I'm annoying, is this guy trying to kill or is he jealous? Why is he so vicious!" 』
"come over."
"If you tell me to go over there." He also has a temper.
"You don't want to come, do you want me to go? Do you want me to go or come by yourself."
"Oh, then I'll go." Che, compromised again.He Ping walked towards him nervously, put the rag on the low table, raised his head and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I never thought I would be struck twice by lightning," Xing Jiuye said.
He Ping felt guilty, it sounds like this guy came back to settle accounts! "I, I only caused you to be bombarded once." He Ping thinks that what should be calculated should still be calculated, but he can't blame him for everything.
Xing Jiuye looked down at the top of He Ping's head from above, secretly amused, this idiot really hasn't changed. "I want to tell you that because of this, I am no longer an evil spirit. Feel it." He pulled He Ping to his heart.
He Ping's palm really felt the beating of his heart, as well as the real temperature and touch.
"You, Ajiu, your body..." He Ping was short of breath, and looked more excited than Xing Jiuye himself.
"This body was snatched from the chaos. I borrowed time from Yuedu. The price was to capture [-] nameless evil spirits. So I can live in the world again as Xing Jiuye."
"Why?" He Ping still couldn't figure it out, his mind was filled with a bunch of question marks.
"No reason." Xing Jiuye glanced at him and said, "Didn't we make an appointment?"
Few people can withstand the five thunderbolts once, so for the first time, Xing Jiuye was struck to death by lightning and turned into an evil ghost.Later, because He Ping was robbed again, it was destined that Xing Jiuye's existence would be completely wiped out, but he was no longer the ruthless Xing Jiuye.
At the moment, Chen Chu, who was drinking tea and admiring the moon at the moon tablet teahouse, couldn't help asking about the moon tablet, "Why? Both junior and senior should be wiped out."
Yue Du smiled and said, "Yes. That is a possible result in the secret of heaven. But becoming an immortal is another result. After a long time in existence, God will hit you with fire. After the first 500 years, you will become a spirit. After another 500 years, you will be burned with the thunder and lightning karma of hell. If you survive it again, you will be reborn and be regarded as a half immortal.”
Chen Chu nodded in agreement: "If you become a spirit, if you eat blood and get tainted, you will fall into the demon world. There are too many rough and wrong roads to go in the process. But I still didn't expect my brother to be like this. Can you help me?" him?"
Yue Du shrugged in denial. "I never take the initiative to help anyone. Although Baiya and I can conceive and kill dreams here, if we want to get something from me, we have to pay a certain price.
That's right, I did take Xing Jiuye's mental shards, the seeds were hidden in that dark corruption, and I used it to incubate good dreams.However, becoming a fairy is their own creation, and it has nothing to do with me. "
Chen Chu looked up at the moon, and was too lazy to delve into the details.All he knew was that the junior brother was really a terrifying and ruthless character, so the thunder and lightning had not been wiped out.
Talking about He Ping's situation, he argued with Xing Jiuye in his living room, and at the same time came to the same conclusion as General Secretary Chen Chu.
"Hey, I think you are very similar to Ouyang Feng. Even if you are crazy and crazy, you can still practice a set of terrible martial arts. It's too perverted. Hey, why did you hit me on the head!"
"Because you deserve a beating."
He Ping held his head and glanced back aggrievedly, Xiao Biesheng's new marriage was a lie, they bickered and gave each other bad looks when they met!
Although he originally decided to confess to Xing Jiuye first, He Ping still asked him angrily: "Do you love me or not? You hit me on the head!"
Xing Jiuye was leaning on the sofa with a glass of wine in his hand, and replied in a lazily elongated voice: "Love...love...you're so moved that you can't help crying." The man in the suit was perfunctory.
"What's so great about that." He Ping wrung out the tea pitifully with a rag, gritted his teeth and shouted, "I love you too. I love you too!"
Why on earth did the confession sound like it was choking, alas.
But otherwise, He Ping would be too shy to speak out. It is undeniable that he sometimes lacks masculinity, because he is still very young, especially when facing Xing Jiuye.
"Wipe it clean." Xing Jiuye automatically picked up the TV remote control and switched on the program to watch.
He Ping glared at him sideways, then lost his temper and shouted, "Hey, you're going back to your own place, you don't have a TV at home, why come to my house!"
Xing Jiuye's eyes staring at the TV slanted to He Ping's red face, and said with a wicked smile: "I forgot to tell you just now, when I went back to Yijiu to register for the staff certificate, they asked me to stay at your house first. I just came back There is no property in the world, but you have the honor to take me in, and you can take the opportunity to repay my kindness, I really thoughtful of you."
With black lines all over He Ping's face, he turned his back and muttered: "Could it be that you want to change your career to be a robber in this life after your rebirth, damn it."
"It's only about you, I don't think Chen Chu will have any objections." Suddenly, Xing Jiuye walked behind He Ping, and put his arms around him tightly: "First rob sex, then rob money."
"Bullshit, what do you mean I have to pay you after being raped by you?"
"You can rob it back, I don't mind."
"Hey, be careful with your hands!"
Outside the apartment, Gu Yuecan brought a bag of salty crispy chicken to gossip with the owner and eat food. Before he entered the management office, he realized that his rival was harassing He Ping. He hesitated seriously for a while, then turned and left again.
"Hmph, occasionally I'm quite sensible, so I won't bother you when we meet again after a long absence." Gu Yuecan looked back at a certain floor of the apartment, smiling a bit mischievously: "But I won't give up the master to you so easily, stinky warlock. "
"Finish"
Blooming on the sidebar
The lingering Xing Jiuye is back.
He returned to the world from hell, refined into a fairy body in a way that no one could have imagined, and was reborn as a human being.Even Chen Chu found it intriguing how a guy who was originally an evil spirit could cultivate his body and return to the human world even if he was struck by five thunders.
It's even more impossible for He Ping to know the reason, but he doesn't care about it, and he doesn't bother to explore. Anyway, Xing Jiuye is now a living man with heartbeat, breathing, and body temperature.
In fact, the existence of Xing Jiuye is really a mystery. He Ping still habitually calls "him" as "him" when the two places need to chat online occasionally.In He Ping's heart, Xing Jiuye is a special existence, especially perverted, unexpected, indifferent, ruthless, and... handsome.
"Hey hey..." He Ping took out the photo in his wallet and smirked.This is the first gift Xing Jiuye gave him, strictly speaking, he begged for it.
That day, Wu Ming made an appointment for a barbecue, and Xing Jiuye also went, because his outstanding appearance attracted a lot of attention.Wu Ming's fiancée, Mi Lin, even took a photo of Wu Ming with a commemorative chocolate Polaroid, and that photo was taken away by He Ping just like that.
At that time, no one noticed the camera, Xing Jiuye glanced at the camera keenly, just as He Ping was serving him a drink, showing a dazed look.He Ping doesn't mind staying alone, the focus of this photo is Xing Jiuye!
In short, it was a very lethal photo, and He Ping carefully put it away.
Although he had a photo, He Ping felt it was not enough, because Xing Jiuye was too photogenic, and it would be a pity not to take it. In the end, he also spent a few thousand yuan to buy a Polaroid, a white commemorative model. Zhang wants to be [-]. Although it costs money, it is worthwhile to shoot Xing Jiuye.
Love is blind. He Ping doesn't care even if his IQ is rooted out. As long as he catches the opportunity, he can secretly take pictures of Xing Jiuye. A small photo album has quietly accumulated in the drawer of the apartment's study.
The content of the photos are all photos of Xing Jiu's night life, such as sleeping, waking up, brushing teeth, watching TV, and opening the refrigerator.Who told that guy to take it for granted that he lived in the apartment that He Ping had bought for less than a year and a half. As a landlord, he had to take a lot of pictures to confiscate the money!What's more, the two of them have limited time to spend together, because the ghost month has just passed, and the workload is so heavy that they will explode every night.
After finally being free and taking a few days off, He Ping ran back to his hometown in the northeast corner to visit his mother and sister.
"Woof woof, I'm going downstairs for rough food!"
He Ping put away the photos, adjusted his clothes reflexively, and walked out of the room on the second floor. The downstairs person who spoke a little Taiwanese Mandarin was Mother He. Although Sister He was married, she lived nearby, and occasionally came back for dinner.
"Wait a minute. (Wait a minute)" He Ping ran downstairs in a panic, and saw Xing Jiuye sitting at the dining table in good order, waiting for him, Mother He, his wife, Sister He, and the pair of little sisters born to Sister He , all watched He Ping go downstairs with helpless and funny eyes, and then sneaked admiring eyes at Xing Jiuye.
He Ping snorted coldly in his heart. He said he wanted to go back to his hometown to have a look. Why did Xing Jiuye also come with him? What is the difference between this and Ka Yin?Is this man planning to invade all his life circles?Although it is not annoying, but other faces are exposed in front of Xing Jiuye, which makes him feel ashamed, especially──
"Wow, eat." Xing Jiuye smiled like a gentleman, and called him in a relaxed tone, and deliberately called him by his baby name.He Ping's face froze, and he sat down awkwardly.
"Mother He's fried dishes are really delicious." Xing Jiuye praised plainly, with a sincere face, easily making people believe that he is a stable and reliable man.
Mother He smiled happily, then frowned and lectured He Ping: "Lihou, all the Genluns have shoes and shoes! (You, learn more from others!)"
"Oh."
"Oh what, my friend Hanji. (Taro sweet potato)"
The table was full of laughter, and Xing Jiuye also laughed.
He Ping chewed his food silently, and secretly glanced at him like his family members, but his eyes were full of obsession, shyness, and annoyance.
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