Zerg's Clothes Become Popular Love Bugs

Because His Majesty Norn was overwhelmed with shock, his pupils subconsciously showed the unique contraction of the Zerg, and finally he sat up, slowly, slowly, and sat back: "Could it be that our huge Zerg... an underage male , are, all gone?"

"...There is still one." President Paul said with difficulty.

"Who?"

"...David Steve."

***

A planet port.

The spaceship docked slowly, and the worms who disembarked one after another quickly gathered at the exit. Several of them, after a simple exchange of eyes, quickly dispersed with the flow of worms.

Another planet's port.

A luxurious private spaceship ushered in a distinguished male master, and just before it took off, several sneaky figures quickly mixed in.

Another planet, the central star field.

"According to the survey, X Club has the most targets."

"The security of club X is too strict, I'm afraid we won't be able to pass."

"How about going to Hotel Y? The underground bar there will hold auctions from time to time, and the target insects like to go to this kind of occasion."

"I don't agree. Although this occasion has the most targets, don't forget that our entire team only has 10 worms. Is it possible that you really want to take the target's body back?"

As soon as the words came out, the other worms who were eager to try closed their mouths. They looked at each other, and then one of the worms suddenly said: "By the way, have you ever thought about why the Queen suddenly issued such a mission?"

"...Our Tianka tribe has always been short of male insects. It is reasonable to say that there is no problem. However, I also think it is a bit strange. The Zerg tribe is not stupid for our actions with such a big fanfare. It is impossible not to be vigilant."

"Be vigilant? So what about vigilance? Haven't we succeeded so many times? Besides, males are inherently vicious, and we are doing good deeds!"

"Hahaha, reasonable and reasonable..."

On the Nth planet, the night will cover the earth, a rapid siren suddenly explodes, and then the whole planet is in turmoil.

At the same time, one planet after another has sounded different battle horns in different ways.

Zerg host star, an underground K bar.

On the side of the dark pedestal, two females sat with their backs facing each other. One of them raised his hand and squeezed the headset, his lips squirmed as if he was muttering to himself: "Do you know the order of the empress?"

"Ah."

"What's your plan?"

"Plans? No plans, but—" the female worm shaking the wine glass chuckled, pointing out, "A group of star thieves who were sentenced by the military court to mine mines last year escaped, just 10 minutes ago. "

"Oh? What a coincidence? Speaking of Mineral Star, it is the territory of the three armies. It seems that some insects of the Zerg can't wait."

"...Empress, why can't you just wait too long?"

Royal Palace.

"Buzz! Buzz-buzz-"

From the initial vibration to the ear-piercing chirping, His Majesty Norn, who was covering his ears and trying not to answer the communication, finally broke out!

"Say—what kind of dog is his bitch coming to quarrel with me in the middle of the night?"

The deafening roar made the queen who wanted to enter the door resolutely let go of the doorknob, turned around and left.

however.

No matter how fast his movements were, he would eventually be one step slower.

His Majesty Norn, who had an old face in blue and black, had already walked out of the room, staring fiercely at the female queen with a pair of bloodshot eyes from not sleeping well.

The female queen coughed lightly, and said softly, "Things are tricky, you rest first, and I'll take care of it."

"You deal with it?"

"Well, I'll handle it."

"you sure?"

"Of course, Your Majesty has been overworked these days, how can I bear to continue to watch?" While speaking, the female queen took two steps forward, took the hand of His Majesty Norn and walked towards the room, hearing soft words to comfort her, His Majesty Norn, who was about to explode, quickly dissipated his anger.

but.

His Majesty Norn stopped the waiter who was about to deal with the matter, and frowned: "I received internal news that the Tianka tribe had made moves, I thought it was wrong, I thought they wanted to plunder resources again, but I didn't expect... "

"Their target turned out to be male insects!"

"You ask President Paul to come over later, something is wrong this time."

Naturally, the female queen would not refuse to agree, not to mention, compared to the movement of troops to pacify the Ka tribe on the major planets, the most important thing is obviously the capture of the male.

It's a pity, among this group of captured males, how many of them will be as lucky as the ones from Zhao's family and Steve's family to come back alive?

This night is destined to be an uneasy night, especially for the top leaders of the Zerg, to hold meetings, discuss tactics, and study problems...

All in all, Pei Zichen couldn't close his eyes all night, and even if he hadn't heard the babyish voice of the little male worm, he probably wouldn't have been able to recover.

"Brother Zichen, did you not rest yesterday?" David stood on the balcony, waved vigorously at Pei Zichen on the other side, and asked with concern.

Pei Zichen resisted the urge to yawn, turned off the optical brain on his wrist, and smiled at David: "I just got up early."

Get up early?

David glanced suspiciously at Pei Zichen's clothes and trousers, reconfirmed that there were still some traces of yesterday's mud on them, and couldn't help but feel a little unhappy.

Stay up all night, stay up all night, and even lie.

Uh, I almost forgot, the Queen Mother in front of me not only can tell lies, but she also told Grandpa Paul about her wrestling~

The little displeasure in David's eyes was too obvious, but Pei Zichen didn't intend to explain it, especially considering that the little male was on his first day of school today, so he couldn't make the little male think too much.

but.

Pei Zichen obviously underestimated how much David cared about his friend. After his side-talking failed, David simply hit a straight ball.

"Brother Zichen, what happened?" David asked, with a pair of different pupils fixedly looking at the gentle smiling female in front of him, especially stubborn.

Pei Zichen was helpless, and after trying to perfunctory to no avail, he could only tell the truth: "Capello suddenly targeted the male of our Zerg."

"Male?"

"Ah."

David frowned, and said strangely: "Aren't they always... coveting males? I remember that Zhao Luoshui's father seemed to have been caught by them."

"Zhao Shenhe..." Pei Zichen paused for a moment, then continued as usual, "The other males were captured, but they were able to get them back. After so many years, there are only two."

"Then, that...doesn't that mean that the Tianka tribe has been staring at the male of our Zerg race since a long time ago?" So it's not so much that they suddenly stared at the male insect, it's better to say that it has been planned for a long time.

Hearing the subtext in David's words, Pei Zichen was slightly taken aback. Something flashed through his mind, but he couldn't catch it in time. After he glanced at the time, he could only change the subject and tell David to go to school. Anything instant messaging and so on.

***

Class One, Grade Three.

The old principal led the little male cub by its paws and came to the door of the class. He refused the head teacher's move to lead the little male cub, but took the little male cub who was lucky enough to see it again after 30 years. Students, came in front of a group of students.

With a swipe, everyone turned their attention.

Even though David has become the darling of the live broadcast now, he still can't bear the overly straightforward and eager eyes of the worms. His face is slightly red, and he takes half a step forward under the encouraging eyes of the old principal.

"Good morning everyone! My name is David Steve, nice to meet you all, in the future..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-”

"David! It's David!"

"It's a male! A male!"

"God, female father, I'm so happy—"

"From today, I will go to school every day, and I will see David every day!"

"Me, me, me! David, David, I am a fan of your live broadcast, and I even rewarded you with a yacht, which is my pocket money for three years!"

The screams and cheers of the little worm cubs almost toppled the roof of the entire classroom, which made some cubs from other tribes mixed in among the little worm cubs seem a little out of place.

Or rather, they are really confused.

They either have cat ears, or have scales, or simply drag a large fluffy tail, one by one, they carefully look at the male above, carefully, from top to bottom.

After watching for a long time, none of them could understand the difference between male and female insects.

After all, I heard that both males and females of the Zerg have penises, and unlike the snake tribe, males have two penises, they all have only one.So here comes the question, how to distinguish between male and female Zerg that can't be distinguished by penis?

Is it because - it looks better?

Yes, compared to his female classmates, this new male student has a round, white and tender face, which looks delicious, but the key point is that he is still the same as the nobleman among cats. Same, with a pair of rare different pupils, it looks even better.With Siduka.

Well, it just seems to be quite small, maybe weaker.

However, it seems that the Zerg are responsible for fighting all the females, so it is understandable that the males are weaker, and there are more females than males, so there is no need to worry about being killed by other males during courtship...

By the way, there seems to be a so-called nesting period for males. Can such weak males build a nest?No, no, it's not the ancient times anymore, the nesting period of the male insects is the period when the female insects need to take care of them, and they don't need to experience wind and rain...

David didn't know that he had such a small group of classmates who had already thought of important issues such as courtship and nesting for him in just half an hour. At this moment, he felt the most sincere feelings from his friends welcome.

What small red flowers, small pencils, small homework, or delicious candy, biscuits, small snacks...

Everything was stuffed into his desk.

David was embarrassed to refuse, so he could only silently remember every little classmate who gave him a gift, thinking that he must return the gift when he looks back.

"Crack, clap!" The homeroom teacher clapped his hands, reminding everyone to return to their seats, and then took the lead in applauding David's arrival. study schedule.

After all, David's soul is an adult, so he quickly restrained his chaotic emotions and listened carefully.

The curriculum for the third grade of elementary school is no longer a simple theoretical course, but the Zerg's most popular combat course and other comprehensive elective courses have been added. It is precisely because of the latter two that David will directly enter the third grade.

In combat class.

The middle-aged female teacher with a rough and serious face, suddenly froze when she was patrolling as usual, and then all the students saw this teacher nicknamed "Ghost Seeing Sorrow" and laughed like a flower Son.

"Wipe, goosebumps are coming out."

"The teacher laughed so scary!"

"The teacher pinched his throat and talked to David, aren't you tired?"

"Hey, why was David called out?" A boy with cat ears said in a daze. Seeing that the most gossip of his little friend was all in a daze today, he couldn't help reaching out and patting him. He patted the other party, "Ochs, what's the matter with you today? It seems that you don't talk much?"

Oakes came back to his senses, looked at Mao Xiaoshuai quietly: "Pinch me."

Mao Xiaoshuai's ears twitched, and he suspected that there might be something wrong with his proud hearing.

"Quick pinch!"

"... Really, really pinching? How about I give you a claw? I feel that the effect of regaining consciousness is better."

Oakes saw that handsome cat flicked his paw, revealing his long nails. He shivered reflexively, and raised his hand to twist his thigh hard.

In the huge training room, there was a wailing sound of "Aww——".

With the most gentle tone, the most kind expression, the most perfect teacher Fan Er cares about the little male "Ghost Seeing Sorrow", with a swipe, he shoots two cold lights with precision.

Oakes' neck felt cold, but he was completely convinced that he was not dreaming.

So, he really saw a little male insect!

alive!

It's still the one that has swept the entire Zerg recently, with a second evolution of mental power, a little male cub up to 2S!

Oh, female father, am I really the legendary Chosen Son?Is this the future hero bestowed upon me by God?

Oakes' body, which was chilled by the "Ghost Seeing Sorrow", soon became hot again because of the heat in his heart, just like the other female cubs present at the moment.

So ever.

The youngsters of the alien races discovered that today's Zerg classmates seem to be very, very fierce!

"boom!"

"Boom!"

"Come again!"

"Warriors never give up!"

"I'm going to be the general's bug!"

"I'm going to beat you—"

"what!"

"Come on—"

"For the hero, I am fearless!"

One-on-one sparring, as the alien cubs were eliminated one by one, the red-eyed female cubs began to fight indiscriminately.

"Teacher? Teacher Gavin?" David was a little anxious, looking at the teacher who was still patiently explaining the key points of the battle to him, his golden and blue eyes were so moist that they were about to drip water.

Are you going to cry?

Teacher Gai Wen felt that his heart was about to melt, oh, the little male is so cute even when he cries!

A comparison -

Teacher Gai Wen quickly glanced at the monitor in the training room, then quickly raised his claws, and quickly touched the little male cub's head, then turned his head as if nothing had happened, and looked at Dacheng A group of female cubs.

Gui Jianchou is online!

"One, two, three! One counts as one, all stand up!" The ferocious tone, the hanging eyes that are as wide as a copper bell, and the move with claws like the wind.

Less than 1 minutes.

Twenty small female insects are arranged in a straight horizontal bar, and the individuals that make up each horizontal bar have their own unique characteristics.

What is the characteristic of a school uniform without a spare part?It is obvious that the most memorable thing is the dark circles under the eyes, the rotten corners of the mouth, and the big nose...

David was stunned, looking at the faces of his classmates, he felt inexplicably familiar.

Yes, yes, he...seemed as if...where did he really meet?Yes, it is the Imperial Sanatorium!

Correct!

It's in a nursing home!

So, so... those old men and uncles, are they also so childishly exchanging ideas with each other in private?

"Ah!"

"Ah!"

"Ah..."

A group of elderly military females, who were the instructors of the preparations for this time, actually sneezed one by one, which made the group of young military insects unavoidably worried.

After all, the existence of the older generation is not just a display, their experience, their minds, and their skills are worth learning for all young soldiers.

After Mr. Gavin taught the restless female cub, he immediately put on a loving face, "Student David?"

"...Uh, um, Mr. Gavin?" David's crow-like long eyelashes trembled uneasily.

"Oh, don't be afraid, little male cubs, alas, it's too shameful to be all these female cubs, don't be afraid."

While pinching his throat to comfort David, Mr. Gavin did not forget to stare fiercely at the twenty little females out of the corner of his eye, one counted as one, and none of them were spared.

The little females standing in rows finally got a little scared, but even so, they tried their best to straighten their backs, as the female father had taught them, after showing their heroic fighting posture, facing the little males Show a shy and warm smile.

It is said that the little males like the tone of being fierce on the outside and soft on the inside.

Although the little females didn't quite understand what kind of profound meaning this tune contained, it was obvious that every little female performed very well.

"It feels... why it's being compared to others?" In the small monitoring room, there was a faint soreness.

"If I had known earlier, I would have been born 20 years later. In this way... I would be able to get the moon sooner rather than later."

"Hmph, if it were me, I would definitely perform much better than these little brats!"

"The cubs are still too young. After a heroic battle, you have to show weakness. Showing weakness is very particular. For example, you have to moan and chirp twice, so that the little males will..."

An experienced female teacher had only half-spoken, and her complexion suddenly turned dark. Without him, he saw that there was really such a cub among the group of female cubs, as if he had heard his own words, it was painful. With a cry, he fell down.

And this fell, as expected, immediately attracted the little male's attention, not to mention, he was comforted by the little male's soft voice, and even got the top treatment that the little male sent to the medical room!

What the hell!

This year's little female cubs are a bit fierce!

And almost at the same time, Xiaoxiongzai's live broadcast room started broadcasting directly at a fixed time.

So-

The thousands of fans squatting in the live broadcast room were all soured into cucumbers that only the old altar could make.

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!How many hours did it take?There is actually a little female insect who used bitter tricks on Zai Zai? 】

【check!I want to know the eighteenth generation of the ancestor of this little female insect! 】

[1 yuan, I want to know what this little female insect looks like? 】

[Suddenly I regretted it, I knew I shouldn't let Xiao Zai Zai engage in an automatic live broadcast mode?This is a smart live broadcast that automatically codes the geographically identifiable landscape items for people, which is really too much! ! ! ! ! 】

【...The little male worm is even bragging about it? 】

[The little male worm even gave medicine to people...]

[Little male worm... woo woo woo, the little male worm even gave him a comforting hug!hug!hug! ! ! ! 】

【Did you hear that?It's raining outside, it's not rain, it's the tears in my heart! 】

【Alas, I was born before you were born, and I am already old when you were born! 】

[Through research, I always feel that this little female is a bit like my cub, haha! 】

[Nonsense, this lucky little female is obviously my family's cub! 】

[emmmmmmm... Is it just me who is strange, is the series of movements of cleaning and applying medicine just now very proficient in little David? 】

"In the next two or three days, pay attention to keep the gauze clean, don't get wet, and reduce the amount of knee exercise."

David said, patting the little female on the shoulder habitually, "Don't worry, your knee will get better soon."

Oakes, who was still immersed in the previous comforting embrace: "!"

Oakes was about to shed tears of excitement, but this time, he held back firmly.

The female father said that when they are alone, they can shed tears at the male worms appropriately, but absolutely not too much.

Just now, he had already shed tears once, and if he shed any more tears, the little male would definitely feel that he was too weak, and would hate his uh.

Therefore, even though Oakes held it very hard, he still held it strong.

David has no idea that the Zerg has been adhering to the idea of ​​finding the hero since he was a child. At this moment, Xiaodouding, who seems to him to be ignorant, actually only has three thoughts in his mind——

One, please the little males.

Two, hook up with the little males.

Three, marry the little male.

As for whether to be a female lord or a female servant, it doesn't matter, the key is to grasp the male lord firmly, and you can slowly struggle for your status and status!

What is still small?

How young are you?Everyone is a cub, and falling in love on the same level is a valuable experience for the noble female queen!

"Does it still hurt?" Seeing that Oakes had tears in his eyes, David looked carefully at the wound he had just bandaged, and asked uncertainly, "Why don't you ask the doctor to bandage you when the doctor comes?"

"No—no need!" Oakes shook his head in panic, resolutely unwilling to lose the "first gift" given to him by the little male.

"...Then, wait and see? If it still hurts..."

"It doesn't hurt! It doesn't hurt at all!"