Zerg's Clothes Become Popular Love Bugs

Time flies, and five years are but a snap of the fingers.

The worms are forgetful, especially the Internet worms, all sorts of strange things, funny jokes, all in all, only the public worms can't think of, there is no pastime that can't be found on the Internet.

It's just that each worm's memory is also selective. Some things can be quickly forgotten, but some things can't be forgotten.

For example--

Once the Zerg had a male cub, and he started a live broadcast.

Of course, live streaming is the key?That is definitely not the key, the key is!Cubs, cubs, cubs!

The important thing must be said three times!

But after emphasizing the important words, a group of ordinary bugs began to feel uncomfortable, and then this unpleasant feeling made them quickly enter a certain forum named after "David". With raging anger, he rushed to the military forum.

All in all, the Losers of the Tianka tribe, kill them!

Those who have money donate money, and those who are army bugs work hard on their own, while those who have no money and are not army bugs can only go to the forum and spit super hard.

"The public's support for the war has increased by another 10%, and now the national support rate has reached 87.83%."

His Majesty Norn, who was talking, rubbed the center of his brows, looked at President Paul, who was surrounded by old gods, and said helplessly, "If this continues, the stubborn old members of the council will not be able to stand it anymore."

Chairman Paul held the thermos in his hand and smiled: "It's not that I let them take it up. If they can stand it, what's the matter with me, a bad old man?"

The majestic expression put on by His Majesty Norn didn't hold back a bit, and he laughed directly: "This statement is justified!"

Chairman Paul continued to smile: "Besides, I just made a small tentative suggestion back then, but they themselves voted by raising their hands in the end. Now that things have changed, I think they are not the ones who would tear up their faces and make a fuss." courage."

"It's uncertain."

"Oh? Your Majesty, would you say that if the public knew that David was still alive, would they be more angry or happy?"

His Majesty Norn was taken aback by the question, but before he could react, Chairman Paul spoke again with a smile.

"At the beginning, the trouble caused by Bieber Steve kept little David out of the sight of the public, but this public does not include officers of the lieutenant rank, but look, Your Majesty, what are these field officers now? Condition?"

what's the situation?

Everyone climbed up with all their strength!

His Majesty Norn thought of the several school-level promotion reviews that had been approved early this morning, the corners of his mouth twitched secretly, and then he looked at President Paul with a slightly subtle look.

As far as the old fox is concerned, none of the group in the parliament can compare to this one.

Sure enough, old people become smart, this old guy is the oldest, and he is really the most smart one.

Fortunately, the old guy was on his side from the beginning to the end, otherwise he would have had a headache...

but.

His Majesty Norn's subtle eyes drifted away. He pretended to take a sip of tea, coughed twice, and then tentatively said: "I heard that you have been studying some universities recently? You also went to the affiliated university next door in person. How many times have you inspected Xing? Well, are you considering a military academy? Capital Xing’s No. [-] Military Academy has top-notch teachers, and the students inside are also very good, um, think about it?"

"Not consider!"

"Really don't think about it? The military medical department of the First Military Academy..." Yu Xi broke away.

"Stop!" President Paul stretched his old face, and pointed out, "Your Majesty, the German shepherd recently raised by your noble thirteen queens, isn't it too poorly trained?"

His Majesty Norn thought about the German Shepherd who "accidentally" brought his master into President Paul's house every so often, he nodded decisively, and agreed: "It's not well educated, I'll tell Shisan later .”

"Hehe." President Paul smiled.

His Majesty Norn maintained the royal majesty and was extremely calm. He even raised his chin because of the little pride in his heart, and praised himself for not deliberately fighting Paul for custody after the incident five years ago.

As for the so-called intentional failure to rob, in fact the robbing was not successful, His Majesty Norn absolutely does not admit this.

After all, as His Majesty the Zerg Race, if he really wants to take custody of a little male cub, do he still need to grab it?

That must not be necessary!

It's just that he deliberately put on an attitude, after all, the little male cub is still very cute, it's just that when he grows up——

His Majesty Norn's majestic expression suddenly became complicated. He looked at Chairman Paul, who was unhappy that his little male cub was missed, and finally decided to keep silent.

After all, as a male, he looks too dazzling, and he should not be worried about himself.

snort!

Good-looking bugs generally age faster!

Thinking of this, His Majesty Nuoen touched his aging face with self-knowledge, and decided to drink goji berries and red dates tomorrow.

"Father! Father, it's not good, it's okay—" The door of the conference room was knocked, and after a few sounds, a slightly thin army bug broke in. His eyebrows and eyes were similar to those of His Majesty Norn. It's very similar, but the panic on the face and eyes, but separated from His Majesty Nuoen by hundreds of thousands of miles.

His Majesty Norn frowned and said coldly: "Sixth."

Pei Yue's body stiffened, and he glanced at Chairman Paul, who seemed to have neither seen nor heard anything. He was immediately frightened back by the report that came to his mouth, and said dryly, "Father, I was wrong."

"...What's wrong?"

"I shouldn't, I shouldn't break in... No, father, father is really bad!"

With a "bang", His Majesty Norn jumped up, picked up the water glass on the side, and threw it at Pei Yue. Fortunately, Pei Yue subconsciously jumped a few steps away, otherwise, even if he didn't get smashed into two full blooms, he would still be in danger. You will be scalded by scalding hot water.

"Father, you..."

"What the hell is it? Still! No! Quick! Say it!"

Pei Yue was taken aback by the yelling, and only then did he suddenly realize that it seemed that his father scolded him earlier maybe not because he barged in hastily, but because he barged in and beeped for a long time without saying a word down to business.

After thinking about this, Pei Yue, who was still a little bit wronged in his heart, suddenly felt a little ashamed: "Father, Xiao Zhi is gone!"

"What did you say?"

"Xiao Zhi, Pei Zhi is gone!"

Pei Zhi, No. 20 eight females of the imperial family, is also the youngest. She was named Zhi because His Majesty Nuo En told the world worms that she would never be a seedling worm again.

However, perhaps because he was the last cub, from His Majesty Nuoen and the Queen, down to several queen females, they were very tolerant towards Pei Zhi. Give whatever you want, grow up smoothly, and become the only little playboy in the royal family.

It's just that there are not many female cockroaches, because the crisis in the spiritual sea will continue to grow with age, more females will instinctively choose to climb up for their own lives, climb high enough, save enough, and always You can marry yourself, can't you?

And Pei Zhi, because he was born in a high enough position, there is no need to work hard, so he only has one idea——

get married!

Who are you going to marry?

Today's huge difference in the ratio of males and females makes all unmarried males a baby bump.

Even if you are the queen's daughter, there are 27 outstanding brothers in front of you, at least better than him. Against the backdrop of his brothers, Pei Zhi is still very self-aware to imitate the taller ones from the shorter ones.

However, Pei Zhi picks and chooses, compares and compares, the best ones are not worth it, the worst ones are despised, and finally his eyes fall on Ulea.

A male who has been in the entertainment industry and has been masturbated by many females, earns money with his face, and is known as the light of males by virtue of his gender advantage.Although there have been many love histories, and it is said that there are many guests in the curtain, but he is not married, and he has no female attendants, so he is already a rare "clean" male.

The most important thing is that there is not much difference in age between each other, and it will not be a problem to accompany them to grow old in the future.

Pei Zhi summed it up like this, and he deeply felt that this was the pie delivered to him by God. How could he not seize the opportunity and launch the offensive of pursuit immediately?

however.

Even if the pie from the sky is real these days, one still has to be careful that the pie is a golden bump.

For example, David once transmigrated to become a male, with a fortune of hundreds of millions, but he also owed N affectionate debts, and Pei Zhi is not God's own son, so there must be N discounts on this treatment.

So Uriah is a false male!

It doesn't matter if the fake male is, he is still a Tianka clan!

I thought that the Tianka tribe was enough to make the eyeballs drop in shock, but Uriah is still the royal insect of the Tianka tribe, and it is said that he may be one of the behind-the-scenes insects who killed Moses.

Such a shocking truth made Pei Zhi, who was stunned and shocked at the time, really wish he could just burp.

Ran and egg.

At that time, in the palace, he was held hostage by Uriah, unable to control his own life and death at all.

After being thrown out by his elder brother as a bait, and being used as a guide into the palace by Uriah, the moment the truth was revealed, Pei Zhi became Uriah's shield again as a matter of course.

Surrounded by the insects, Ulea relied on Pei Zhi's shield to get out of trouble abruptly, not to mention, killing Pei Zhi without hesitation a second before he got out of trouble.

Bone spur pierces the heart!

Life is hanging by a thread!

If Pei Zichen was a hero who lay on the hospital bed for three full months, and finally recovered completely through the prayers of the worms; Just belch as much as you want.

However, as the saying goes, capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped.

Even though His Majesty Nuo En was reluctant, he still sentenced Pei Zhi to death for life after all.

In the end, only five years later, Pei Zhi, who was sentenced to lifelong rape,... ran away?

"What the hell is going on?" His Majesty Nuo En was furious, looking at Pei Yue like ice knives, with the two big characters of "Qing Fu" written on it.

Pei Yue shrank his neck, feeling very wronged: "I don't know, I just... I just came out of the armed forces, and then I wanted to visit 28 before going home, and just... I found out that the villa It's empty inside."

"Empty?"

"That's right, there's nothing in it that should be there, and the empty space makes me wonder if it's inhabited by insects!"

Speaking of this, Pei Yue couldn't help but carefully glanced at His Majesty Norn, seeing that the other party seemed to be a little stunned, he couldn't help complaining in a low voice, "Father, 28 already knew that he was wrong, he... he was innocent and innocent, and no one else Remind him that Uriah is a spy, she was just like all females, she was about to get married, and she planned to bring her fiancé back to meet the male father and female father..."

"Cough cough."

Chairman Paul suddenly coughed twice, and under Pei Yue's somewhat embarrassed gaze, he kindly reminded: "Your Highness Six, even though His Highness is unintentional, there is something wrong in the end. This is the key. And, have you ever thought about it? If His Majesty hadn't prepared for that day, what would happen then?"

Pei Yue's expression changed slightly, and he opened his mouth apologetically, but finally he said: "But, 28 knew he was wrong, and he accepted the lifelong sentence that was judged by the father, but...but he can't live in one lifetime... Empty room, isn't it?"

The tone of "The Empty Room" is deliberately emphasized, and it is full of some kind of strange emotion, which seems to be the sad feeling of a rabbit dying and a fox.

***

The palace of the Zerg race was built on the mountain, but among the thousands of miles of mountains, there were a few hills that were deliberately filled into a flat land.

And on those flat lands, there are often one or several villas.

The villa labeled NE01 is the only villa within a radius of 100 meters. It covers an area of ​​more than [-] square meters. However, due to its geographical location, it has a radius of [-] meters and is attributed to the owner of the villa.

That is, the criminal imprisoned in this villa——Pei Zhi.

However, because there is only one worm all year round, the quiet and weird villa now welcomes four worms at once.

Three of them stepped into the villa as soon as they got off the levitation car. Only the last one, from the very beginning when he suddenly joined as a guest, now after arriving at the destination, he was so lazy that he didn't get off the car.

Maybe it was because the other party's temperament was too strange, or because the other party's behavior was too calm along the way. The calmness was not at all like the young female who saw His Majesty Norn and President Paul. After Pei Yue got off the car, He couldn't help but turned his head and looked at the bug who was in the co-pilot position.

The other party covered his face with a book, and he was dressed casually but with indescribable luxury, and that hand——

Those careless words, the hand jumping on the book, the five fingers are long and slender, white as jade, like a woman's hand that only existed on the ancient earth.

Hands are like soft barbs, fingers are like green onions!

Pei Yue is a hand controller, and it's the first time in these years that he has seen such a hand that suits his taste, even better than that guy Pei Shisan's hand!

"Your Majesty the Sixth Prince," an unfriendly voice suddenly sounded in his ear, and President Paul smiled, "What are you looking at? Your Majesty has already entered the villa."

Pei Yue came back to his senses, his face suddenly became hot, and he turned his head and quickly chased after him, but he didn't notice it. Chairman Paul, who reminded him, returned to the suspension car after he entered the villa, annoyed He raised his paw and poked someone in the car.

"Grandpa Paul~~~" Yiru's deep voice, which was soft but no longer milky and sweet, is still very pleasant.

President Paul stared at the guy who was winking and winking at him with a pair of different pupils, and warned: "Give me the optical brain!"

"Grandpa Paul..."

"Optical Brain!"

David pretended not to hear, but President Paul will never be relentless at a time like this. Of course, to be more precise, in the face of the good opportunity to finally let His Majesty Norn take care of Pei Shisan, President Paul will definitely Do not allow your own little brat to do bad things!

Chairman Paul raised his paw, and forcibly took away the optical brain from David's hand. He also fumbled through the small pockets where David used to hide things, and harvested two anonymous optical brains. , five space buttons, plus a special connector.

In the end, Chairman Paul slapped a disposable signal jammer on his little boy's arm with a half-smile, which can be said to be all-inclusive.

David looked helpless, but what could he do?

Grandpa Paul defended him like he did against a thief. After this operation, 99% of David's backhands were cut off. In the end, when he was about to leave, he turned his head and dragged David off without a word. The suspension car cut off David's last chance to "snitch".

David: "..."

David admits defeat: "Grandpa, I promise not to report the news, okay? I'll just rest in the car. Yesterday, Teacher Ma and I were researching a subject, so we went to bed very late because we were very sleepy."

At the end, David yawned very seriously and squeezed out some sleepy physical tears.

It's a pity that such a small trick could fool Chairman Paul three years ago, but now?

President Paul knocked on David's head with a fist, and said ruthlessly, "Sleepy, right? That's good, just walk around outside, and keep it safe!"

After saying that, Chairman Paul used his identity as a guardian insect to close the suspension car, and then entered the villa in three steps at a time.

David looked at President Paul's back, and inexplicably saw a bit of majesty and arrogance, stroked his forehead in a funny way, and simply ignored it.

Anyway, since Brother Zichen has done such a "good thing" for so long, it's time for other people to know about it.

As for the consequences?

David's crow-like long eyelashes drooped down, covering the streamer in his eyes, only the slightly upturned corners of his lips revealed the little bad thoughts he was thinking about at the moment.

Although the NE01 villa is used to enclose Pei Zhi, it does not mean that Pei Zhi can only move about in the villa. The lawns outside the villa, the scattered hills, and even the deliberately excavated river are all It is the area where Pei Zhi can move.

But obviously, compared to the birds jumping on the lawn, the gray hares running across the hills, and the fish wandering in the river, Pei Zhi is not happy here at all.

Otherwise, she wouldn't want to hold Pei Zichen's thigh and beat her to death every time she had a hard time letting go.

David thought of Pei Zhi's thigh-hugging behavior becoming more and more proficient every time, so he narrowed his eyes slightly, and the smile on the corner of his lips deepened a little.

"David? David—"

"Well, Grandpa Paul?" David turned his head and smiled slightly at Chairman Paul who was waving to him on the balcony of the villa.

Under the golden sunlight, the slender male insect just stood there in the warm wind, his broken hair fluttered slightly, his soft outline, but the facial features that seemed to be deep enough because he finally opened up, and the face that the sun gave him at this moment With a thin layer of golden sand, the whole worm seemed to be touched by a fairy's magic wand instantly, making it more dazzling.

President Paul, who is also a male, couldn't help but tilt his head, let alone Pei Yue who was on the side.

With a "gudong", Pei Yue's face instantly turned red as if he was about to bleed.

President Paul squinted at him.

Pei Yue, Pei Yue opened his mouth, worked hard and tried hard, but in the end he failed, so he could only dryly approach Chairman Paul and ask, "Bao, Grandpa Paul, that...that, he, he...he It turned out to be, it was David?"

The word "David" was used so many times by this Queen's Highness, who is now considered to be an older female, that it was quite affectionate.

President Paul raised his eyebrows, and instead of answering, asked, "Isn't the relationship between His Highness Six and His Highness Thirteen pretty good?"

Pei Yue was stunned, his face full of bewilderment.

President Paul was in a strange mood: "In the past few years, your thirteenth brother has often visited my house, oh, and my little David is still a good friend~~~"

Good friend, hehe!

Pei Yu was not stupid. As soon as these words fell on his ears, he instantly understood Chairman Paul's malicious intentions to sow discord!

but!

But Pei Shisan secretly dated David for so many years without telling him!

Too much!

What are you trying to do while hiding?

Pei Shisan never told himself that there is such a beautiful pair of worms!

Don't tell yourself!

snort!

Eat alone!

Definitely want to eat alone!

think!All!Don't!think!

After all, Pei Yue, who was dazzled by jealousy, immediately wanted to send a communication to question Pei Shisan viciously, but then suddenly thought of something. At the very moment, his eyes lit up, and he pointed at Zheng Shisan with his optical brain at a very fast speed. David, who was walking this way, took a photo and sent it to his 27 brothers.

Including Pei Zhi, who no longer knew where he was going, and Pei Shisan, who wanted to enjoy the male's favor exclusively.

"Pfft! Puff cough cough cough..." Pei Zichen sprayed out the delicious food in one gulp.

The female Freya, who was sitting opposite, reacted very quickly, quickly avoided it, and upholding the good tradition of not wanting food to be wasted, he directly dragged Pei Zhi who was eating and drinking at the side, Successfully used the other party's big face to accept Pei Zichen's wasted delicious food.

Pei Zhi: "!"

Pei Zhi wiped his face, then lowered his head and continued to eat.

After five full years of hard life that can be called a monk, the dandy woman of the year was deeply forced into a reality.

In front of eating, when there is something to eat, then seize the opportunity and try to eat!

eat!

What you eat in your stomach is your own!

Of course, the most important thing is that the food in this store is really delicious...

woo woo woo woo……

Pei Zhi ate and ate, and finally couldn't help but started to cry, hiccupping from crying, but it didn't affect the rhythm of his eating and drinking at all.

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