Zerg's Clothes Become Popular Love Bugs

There are three critical periods in a male's life: pups, adolescents, and nesting.

The fragility of the male cubs in the cub stage means that the elders and relatives should be with them at all times; the male cubs in the teenage period are sensitive and slender, and desire more emotional care and care, but the nesting stage?

During the nesting period of males, females are needed.

Especially during the first nesting period after adulthood, any female who has the opportunity to accompany the male through the first nesting period is often the default male and female.

Speaking of which, the main reason why the original host David's martial arts and dating show was held with vigor and excitement was that the females wanted to compete for the right to accompany them during the first nesting period, and wanted to reach the sky in one step and directly become The queen of males.

Of course, if it doesn't work, then it would be nice to have close contact with the soon-to-be-adult males, show your face, and find a female servant if you can't get a female.

It's a pity that many females ended up with no results, and now, when they didn't know it, when many military females were trying to climb up with their dreams, David had grown up.

One year after he became an adult, when he was about to usher in the first nesting period, he quietly planned to use a trip with ulterior motives to spend the most critical ten days of his insect life.

President Paul’s entire bug was not well. He trembled his paws, raised and lowered several times, and finally could only ask viciously: "Say! Be honest! You! When did you plan?"

David's face was a little hot, and it took a while before he could not avoid the sight of Grandpa Paul, and confessed: "The travel plan was made half a year ago. However, the arrangement for the nesting period was on the day I became an adult. , I... have this idea."

"...You're just an adult, so you think so far? The first nesting period is usually between one and three years after you become an adult...No, I mean, since you have grown up early Considering the nesting period, shouldn't we just start picking females..."

Having said that, President Paul paused, his expression twisted, and he gritted his teeth, "Could it be that the little bastard Pei Shisan has malicious intentions and started to seduce you early? Huh! I knew that a father like the empress would definitely Bad stomach!"

"...Grandpa Paul, you think too much, I..."

"Okay, you don't need to say it, I don't know yet? I saw it with my own eyes when the female queen abducted the little Norn, but I didn't expect that the cub he gave birth to would be so shameless!"

"Paul..."

"Shut up!" President Paul gave David an angry look, and snorted, "You silly boy, let me tell you, there are not many good things like females, especially military females. , especially things that are easily obtained!"

"Cough." The Renfell man couldn't help coughing lightly, and said to be fair, "Why does the hero have to generalize? There are still quite a few army females who are both excellent in insects and strength."

"How much is a lot? Ten or eight?"

"...Master, the latest statistics of this year's military females have exceeded one billion."

The subtext of these words is, no matter what, it is impossible to have only ten or eight excellent insect candidates, isn't it?

However, President Paul doesn't listen to Renfell's euphemistic retort at all. He rambled on to David about a military lady, and finally described the dark history of His Majesty Norn in detail, and described this noble All kinds of stories about His Majesty the Zerg's foolishness and sweetness being deceived are vivid and vivid.

"Ah!"

"Ah!"

His Majesty Norn's sudden two sneezes made the beautiful female next to her worry so much that she jumped out of bed in a panic and ran out of the room to call the imperial doctor.

The bedroom, which was originally full of ambiguous atmosphere, suddenly disappeared with the cold wind blowing after the door was opened.

Naturally, the hey hey thoughts that came out after half a year of His Majesty Nuo En's health and rest are gone.

"Your Majesty~~" The soft and beautiful Yayu came to the imperial doctor with bare feet, but she didn't expect that His Majesty Norn, who was supposed to lie on the bed peacefully and wait for the imperial doctor to see her, was already fully dressed and looked like she was about to leave.

"Your Majesty, Rou'er knows that you are busy with work, but your body is the most important thing."

While talking, Yayu, who called herself Rou'er, had red eyes, and sadly grabbed His Majesty Norn's arm, as if she was afraid that His Majesty Norn would be sick from overwork in the next second and belch immediately.

His Majesty Norn still likes Rou'er's tricks on weekdays. Of course, he doesn't mind giving Yae a face. He will stay here and watch the stars and the moon together at night. From poetry to poetry to philosophy of life...

However, today, for some reason, His Majesty Norn was inexplicably out of touch, always feeling as if some bastard was scolding him.

Could it be the bigots in Parliament?

Or is it that a nobleman is full and wants to make trouble again?

or--

That stinky boy Pei Zhi, his ass being whipped was too painful, so he didn't dare to scold the female queen, so he just asked himself, who is the male father, in his heart?

The more he thought about it, the more His Majesty Norn felt that the last possibility was extremely great, and even with it, he became more determined to leave, even though Rou'er was crying tears of worry, but he still did not forget to tell the imperial doctor to keep up. Get down and leave here quickly.

The imperial doctor is an old bug in the palace. He is old, and he can't keep up with His Majesty Norn.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty... Huhu——Your Majesty—"

His Majesty Norn paused, his eyes hesitated for a while on the old arms and legs of the imperial doctor, and finally considering Pei Zhi's situation, he still didn't let the old imperial doctor go back.

"Arrange the suspension car, I'll go..."

"Father." The sudden sound of footsteps, accompanied by a familiar voice, interrupted His Majesty Norn's words.

His Majesty Norn looked at Pei Yu who was striding over, and frowned: "What's the matter?"

Pei Yu glanced at the surrounding worms, and in an instant, one of them counted as one, and quickly retreated a hundred meters away. Even the old imperial doctor, who was still holding his leg and panting heavily, was surrounded by two clever guards. The worm retreated with them.

Seeing this, His Majesty Norn raised his eyebrows, but he was not very angry, but there was inevitably a little...not a good feeling in his heart.

My eldest son is excellent in all aspects. Five years ago, he was a little edgy and thoughtless. Now five years later, he has transformed into a perfect one.

Unfortunately, it is a female insect.

Pei Yu didn't know that his father was feeling sorry for his gender. After making sure that there were no eavesdroppers around, he straightaway stated the purpose of his visit: "Thirteen wants to travel with David, father, I hope you can stop them!"

"……travel?"

"Yes, travel."

"Where to go?"

Pei Yu was stunned by the question, looked suspiciously at His Majesty Norn, but still answered honestly: "I heard Thirteen means that he plans to spend the first ten days on Capital Star, and the last ten days to go to Shuilan Star. Ten days are yet to be determined."

"Water Blue Star?" His Majesty Norn pondered for a moment, then asked again, "Why did you think of going to Water Blue Star? It's not a good place to travel."

"...Father, Shui Lanxing's No. [-] Medical University is David's first choice for admission."

"The First Medical University? Oh, yes, that's right, why did I forget this school. Little David is a good candidate to study medicine. Compared with the military medical department of the First Military Academy, it is better for him to study at the First Medical University Future. Not bad, not bad! Paul, this old thing...cough."

His Majesty Norn coughed heavily, pretending not to bring out some words that should not be said in front of the eldest son, and said lightly, "Thirteen's arrangement is still very good, but as the male father, I suggest that he not waste ten days I’m in Capital Star, and I can play here after David’s vacation, so it’s just enough for 20 days, um—”

"Let's go to Queqiao Star. Queqiao Star is also relatively close to Water Blue Star. By then, 20 days will not be enough. It would be nice to stay at Queqiao Star for a few more days."

Magpie Bridge Star, Zerg's famous...honeymoon planet.

The corner of Pei Yu's mouth twitched. If he still didn't understand that his father had completely opposite thoughts to him, then he should go back to wash and sleep as soon as possible.

What did you rush over after receiving the news early in the morning?

Is it possible that I really came to see my male father and a certain sub-female are sticky...

Pei Yu's scalp felt numb when the sub-female named Rou'er sounded, and he coughed lightly, pushing some bad memories out of his mind, and said seriously: "Father, there is one thing that I think I need to tell you again. You once."

"Oh? What's the matter?"

"Father, do you still remember the death of Bieber Steve? According to the on-site investigation, he died at the hands of David!"

The word "David" was bitten very hard by Pei Yu, and he emphasized it vigorously, as if he wanted to use this to make his father, who had too many philosophies of life, watch the stars and the moon, sober up.

But he didn't want to, His Majesty Norn just smiled, and asked instead: "So, because of this, you want to break up Thirteen and David?"

"It's not breaking up, I just think... Traveling should be more cautious."

"Travel?" His Majesty Norn finally grasped the key point of his eldest son's words, and said with a strange expression, "Are you worried that when Thirteen and David are alone, David will treat Thirteen unfavorable?"

Pei Yu nodded with a serious face.

His Majesty Norn, His Majesty Norn was silent for a full 3 minutes, and finally looked at his eldest son who was still serious, and finally had to admit that his eldest son was not perfect.

At least, most males would not like...a female with such a strange brain circuit.

Pei Yu, with a clear brain circuit, was ruthlessly refused to help by His Majesty Nuo En, so he had no choice but to dial the communication of his female father.At that time, the female empress was teaching Pei Zichen, when the communication came in suddenly, and with a straightforward sentence, Pei Zichen, who was thinking about something, exploded!

"Brother, what did you just say? What do you want the female father to help with?" Pei Zichen snorted coldly, "Brother, how did the ancient earth say that it is better to tear down a temple than destroy a relationship!"

"...Why are you here?" Pei Yu frowned.

Pei Zichen put on a cold face: "What does it have to do with you?"

Pei Yu was upset, and was about to reprimand him when he was interrupted by the female queen's heavy cough.

"Female father," Pei Yu said with a little distance in respect, and a little expectation in the distance, "David's situation is a bit special. I hope you can take my advice."

"Don't even think about it! Father-in-law, you said you would help me, if you don't count on what you say... I, I will immediately take up the burden and quit!"

As soon as Pei Zichen finished speaking, he was slapped on the head. The female queen said with a cold face, "I don't want to hear it again."

"...Understood, I will be a major general of the Seventh Army, and strive to carry forward the spirit of the Seventh Army. But female father, you must keep your word!"

"Have I ever lied to you?"

Pei Zichen's emerald green eyes immediately took a deep look at his father-in-law, then rolled his eyes, looked at the ceiling, and stopped talking.

The female queen was stunned for a moment, and finally seemed to think of something, raised her hand to her lips, pretended to clear her throat, then took out a small medicine bottle from the space button and threw it over.

"Here, I'll send you off."

"what?"

"Something useful."

Pei Zichen played with the small medicine bottle in his hand, intending to open it to have a look, but soon thought of something, blushed, immediately put the small medicine bottle into his pocket, then picked up the car keys on the coffee table, and strode forward gone.

While walking, he waved his hand and said, "Father female, I will consult you when I come back, bye."

"Wait!" The female queen said, "There are a lot of tourists on Magpie Bridge Star, so book a hotel in advance, understand?"

this?

Why does this sound weird?

Pei Yu on the other side of the communication light screen frowned, always feeling that he seemed to hear the ulterior motives in his father's words.

Pei Zichen, who had ulterior motives at all, stepped on his left foot and almost fell over with his right foot. He blushed and said "Oh" loudly, and jumped onto the suspension car, and he was already invisible in the blink of an eye.

Maybe it's a guilty conscience. When Pei Zichen picked up the little male, he always felt that Chairman Paul looked at him very unfriendly.

If, on weekdays, President Paul looked at himself like a bastard, then this time, he looked like he was looking at a bug dealer, the kind of criminal who should be directly executed by a military court.

Could it be that President Paul, who is like an old fox, saw through his evil intentions?

Thinking of this possibility, Pei Zichen couldn't help but glance at his clothes, um, a white shirt with black trousers, absolutely simple and not showy, let alone suspected of seduction.

So, is it an expression?

Seeing Pei Zichen, whose expression became more and more serious, colder and more abnormal, the corners of David's lips pursed slightly, revealing a curve. It's just that such a curve came into contact with Grandpa Paul's annoyed stare. , and quickly converged.

"Hmph." President Paul hummed heavily.

Pei Zichen's paws that helped carry the suitcase trembled, but fortunately he was very restrained and did not reveal his guilt.

"Grandpa Paul." David held President Paul's arm flatteringly, and rubbed his chin on President Paul's body, like a snow ball in President Paul's arms at the moment, and said affectionately Jiao, and promised, "I will take care of myself, and brother Zichen...will definitely take care of me too."

"Yes, Grandpa Paul, don't worry, I will definitely take good care of David." Pei Zichen seized the opportunity and immediately expressed his heartfelt heart, but after he finished speaking, he found that Chairman Paul, who had been unhappy with him, looked even more fierce.

Pei Zichen: "!"

Pei Zichen was a little flustered, and immediately shut up, not daring to meddle any more, for fear that Chairman Paul would be upset and make his whole week's love trip go to waste.

"Grandpa Paul~~" David softened his voice, blinking his golden and blue eyes, and continued to tease President Paul, who was short-tempered, "I have only been to Planet Alpha except for Capital Planet since I was a child. I want to go to other planets to play, Grandpa Paul~~"

With a soft "Grandpa Paul", no matter how dissatisfied Chairman Paul is, he can't bear it.

Especially, thinking that it was the first time that Xiaoxiong cub acted like a baby to himself since the incident with Bieber was over...

President Paul was also really reluctant to continue losing his temper, so he could only give a few dry words of advice at the end, and raised his paw to tell people to leave quickly, hurry up——

If he didn't leave, he was afraid that he would not be able to control his paws, so he directly pawed Pei Zichen's alluring bastard face.

However, after the suspension vehicle took David away and disappeared, Chairman Paul couldn't help sniffling again, and said with a sore throat, "The Chinese cabbage I've been raising for so long has just been kicked by a pig!"

"Pfft!" Renfell caressed his forehead, laughing and comforting, "My lord, have you forgotten that little David is a male. If it's about who is going to win, isn't it clear at a glance?"

The subtext of these words is that even if it is a pig, it is still David as a pig. After all, the sex alone of male and female determines each other's position.

Ran and egg.

Did President Paul refer to body position?

Of course not, he felt disappointed, "Little David will no longer be our little male cub, alas!"

The smile on Renfell's face faded, he hugged Paul with some guilt, and said in a low voice: "It's my fault, I failed to give it to the hero..."

"What's none of your business? Don't put money on your face, I'm talking about little David! Little David! Little David, this little boy..."

President Paul’s words paused, and he sighed after a long while, then he took Renfell’s hand, “I was the one who got into a dead end, the cubs have grown up, how could the closest insect be me?” Bad old man? Well, Renfell, in fact, it was only in the past two years that I gradually realized that this kid David, on the surface, looks obedient and soft, but in fact—"

"Actually, between him and Pei Shisan, it's hard to say who is the real culprit!"

At the end, the dejected Chairman Paul immediately raised his chin, becoming happy and proud, as if seeing his little fox successfully fooling the neighbor's shrewd roe deer around, not to mention how proud he is.

"Renfell, let me tell you, David, this little bastard, just like what he said back then, his heart, he was born biased! As for our own worms, it really depends on how much you care. Focus on other bugs—”

"Do you still remember that old guy from Monte? Hey, that old guy met me in the chess and card room last time, and played chess with me, hehe! He broke three pieces after winning me, and it turned out...ha Haha, my little David killed him right away, and lost everything! Hahahaha!"

"You don't know, at that time, the big dragon on the chessboard of that old thing was about to be completed, and it turned out to be one step away, just one step away!"

"Mie hahahaha, it just collapsed!"

"I didn't see it at first, and I thought David was lucky. Later, I finally realized that David's brat is really dark-hearted. He deliberately indulged Monte's dragon to grow up a little bit. , the last step, and directly strangle the dragon! Hahaha..."

The Monte mentioned in Paul's mouth is the patriarch of Steve's family and David's grandfather, but obviously, in front of this unfeeling grandfather, little David is firmly on the side of Chairman Paul , and quietly "revenge" for Paul.

Should it be said that the little guy has a clear distinction between love and hate, or should it be said that he is really just helping relatives?

Ren Feier looked at his hero, and the face of the other party who was no longer young, became a flower because of the carefree smile, and even the eyes that had experienced vicissitudes seemed to suddenly look younger.

Renfell thought of some of the things he had investigated, and listened to Chairman Paul's constant "David" babbling, finally shook his head and laughed.

Forget it, he has already retired, some things, maybe it's best to pretend that he doesn't know.

After all, the future of the Zerg will be handed over to the young Zerg...

However, the hero is right, people's hearts are inherently biased, so my little male cubs must always be protected, lest some idiots with bad brains and lame eyes always want to bully .

***

An underground parking lot in a community in Capital Xing.

The male wearing a mask impatiently kicked off the tire, and when he finally heard footsteps, he immediately turned his head and snorted, "How is the matter going? Have the things been handed in?"

"Don't worry, Xiongzhu, I have handed it up as you said, and I have also passed on a copy to the news tabloid."

"So, tonight, no, tomorrow at the latest, I can see the news that David and his son killed each other?"

"Yes, male lord! That, that..." The female looked at the masked male with some timidity, met the other's dull golden eyes, licked her lips, and whispered, "Male Lord, today, are you...willing to stay?"

It is impossible for a male to fail to understand such a straightforward invitation, let alone a male like Heinard Steve who has long been accustomed to female desire and dissatisfaction.

Hynard's eyes wandered around the female's face, as if he was thinking about it.

The female tensed her body subconsciously, and then seemed to think of something, and immediately moved her waist that was definitely strong enough and soft.

Sure enough, as soon as such a movement was made, Heinard's eyes all fell on the female's waist, and then when the female cautiously asked to keep her, she followed suit and stayed.

However, before the female insect had time to enjoy the nourishment of the male insect, she walked out of the underground garage, and was suddenly surrounded by a group of army insects, and was knocked unconscious and taken away without even opening a word.

As for Heinard?

Because Heynard is the most face-saving outside, and he doesn't want to get too close to the female insects, he can pretend to be a passerby at this moment, and silently watch the army insects take away his female insects.