Zerg's Clothes Become Popular Love Bugs

"...Brother, why are you talking like that?" Pei Zichen frowned in disgust, but soon a blush appeared on his face, as if he was very embarrassed, and muttered, "It's ugly whether you do it or not. Those who don't know, think I'm just a random worm, huh!"

Yes, you're not a random worm, you're a slut who can't wait to be with that guy David right away!

The veins on Pei Yu's forehead jumped a few times, and he wanted to persuade him a few words, but the words disappeared from his lips, and he tried to speak in a calm tone: "David is not a single-minded male. , Are you sure you can accept it in the end? If you can, then pretend I didn't say it. If you can't, then it's fine for you to be with him, but don't get married. "

Anyway, it is not the same male and female in the army, and if my younger brother wants to taste the taste of males, then he will taste it. As long as he is not married, the younger brother will still be the younger brother.

It has to be said that Pei Yu really thought about Pei Shisan very long-term, but he never thought that because of what he said today, his ears would not be clean for the next 200 years.

Because Pei Shisan, who is narrow-minded, takes the opportunity to show off, show off, show off, show off, and still show off...

The first time you eat meat to show off the taste, the second time you have to show off, and the second time you show off that you have meat, show off when you get married, show off when you have a baby, and finally develop to the point where you have to show off every time you meet.

The point is, at that time, Pei Yu could only listen with a blank expression.

Of course, this is all for later. The current situation is that Pei Zichen is a little happy, and the lively rabbit that has been kicked all night in his heart is scared away by his elder brother's words.

Pei Zichen frowned and said, "David is not such a male."

"Huh? Isn't that what it is?" Pei Yu rubbed his eyebrows, reacted, and then said, "You know the things between me and him back then, so..."

"Different."

"What's the difference?"

"Brother, the David I know is different from the David you mentioned."

Pei Yu didn't directly refute his younger brother's words, because he also vaguely noticed that the David after the second differentiation was indeed very different from the David in his previous memory. Can't help but conspire.

However, because of the same face and completely different temperament, Pei Yu became more and more worried.

After all, the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.

"Thirteen, it may be too late to say something at this time, after all... Even if I were to choke your neck and ask you to let go, you wouldn't let go, would you?"

Pei Yu looked at his younger brother whose mouth corners were in a straight line in the light screen, and sighed, "I was able to get out in time because I was sure that I couldn't bear my hero being with other bugs, even with this I can't even think, so—"

"Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, and cutting the mess quickly is the most correct choice."

"So, I... put my energy into work, into my career, but even so, it took me nearly two years to adjust my mood."

"Thirteen, what about you?"

"If...you shut up and listen to me!"

It was the first time that Pei Yu analyzed his past feelings for his younger brother. It was the first time that he spoke his heart like a confidant brother, with a calm face, but it was still very unnatural in his heart, so when he saw the idiot younger brother in the light screen, he wanted to speak. Immediately, he snorted coldly, stared and scolded back.

Pei Zichen was taken aback by his elder brother's suddenly raised voice, but soon realized that his elder brother was embarrassed, and then, as if infected, he also began to feel a little embarrassed.

But, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he is still very upset, after all, David is so good, the elder brother gave up before and it was clear that his eyes were lame, hum!

However, David before the second split...

Pei Zichen tried his best to think about the David in his memory, but the more he thought about it, the less he remembered him. Obviously, he secretly observed him for a long time because of his elder brother, why now he can't recall it?

Well, the more he thought about it, the more blurred it became. It seemed that before he knew it, his thinking had already divided the same worm into different worms, and he even deliberately forgot the feeling of the existence of the previous worm.

It's like, David before the second differentiation didn't exist at all.

Pei Yu didn't know that his younger brother had differentiated the same male insect out of some magical instinct. He adjusted his thoughts again, took a few deep breaths, and then slowly continued to speak.

"If David wants female servants and female slaves, have you thought about what to do? I don't want to hear you say that it's impossible. What I want is a solution, not a fundamental denial of my problem! "... Then cold salad!"

"Pei Thirteen!"

Pei Zichen already regretted that he made this call, but the elder brother who was looking at the side of the light screen obviously wanted to ask clearly, but he could only endure the shock and think carefully.

However, three seconds later.

Pei Zichen gritted his teeth with a dark face, "I'll kill him!"

"Very good, not bad! Then I hope you can kill Dai as you said today, before David wants to hug left and right..."

"Wait, brother, what I said is that I want to kill that mistress! David, I don't want to!"

The satisfied smile on Pei Yu's face suddenly disappeared, replaced by a deep hatred of iron and steel. He looked at the light screen gloomily and triumphantly began to analyze the so-called "no corner that can't be dug, The true meaning of "Only an unsatisfactory hoe"...

All in all, all in all.

Pei Zichen felt that the corner of the wall was not willing to move, but what about the hoe?That would have to be done with thunderbolts, directly chopping the dead and the disabled. After repeated attempts, those hard-working hoes will shrink back sooner or later, and will not live up to their expectations.

Pei Yu: "..."

For a moment, Pei Yu felt that what his brother said made sense, but after that moment, he sneered back and cut off the communication decisively.

Pei Zichen was in the mood for analysis like this, and his desire to express was extremely strong, but when the communication was cut off, some delicate words were choked in his throat.

It was very uncomfortable.

But then he would call his elder brother to continue, Pei Zichen thought about the feasibility of this, and finally gave up from the heart, and decided to care about 27.

At this time, the capital star time has reached 06:30.

Pei Yao's early morning scene had just ended, he dragged his tired body and fell onto the big bed, just as he was about to take a nap, he received a call from his thirteenth brother.

Pei Yao refused.

But obviously, his refusal was completely useless, and in the end he could only accept the communication from his heart.

However, after squinting and seeing his thirteenth brother's serious face, the tired Pei Yao suddenly regained consciousness.

"Brother Thirteen, what, what's the matter? Did something happen?"

"Well, there is one very important thing."

"What's the matter?" Pei Yao struggled to get up, leaning against the head of the bed, trying to make himself more awake.

Pei Zichen looked at his younger brother trapped like a dog in the light screen, and it was rare for him to feel so guilty, so in order not to be so guilty, he resolutely swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, and dragged Peixi out again.

"I saw mynah at Magpie Bridge Star."

"Brother? Eight...oh, Percy?"

"...27, your long-term staying up late seems to have hurt you a bit."

"Ah?" Pei Yao was a little confused, his sleepy head couldn't hear the implicit ridicule of his thirteenth brother in the light screen, and even after thinking about it in a daze, he touched his face by mistake and said melancholy, " Lack of sleep makes me grow old quickly, alas, I can’t help it, there are night scenes in TV and movies, it’s impossible not to shoot, isn’t it? Sigh, it’s really hard for me to make money.”

Pei Zichen, Pei Zichen was silent for a full minute, then adjusted the camera of the video, and after making sure that his face would not appear on the light screen, he carefully touched his face.

Lack of sleep makes you old fast?

I didn't sleep all night tonight...

No, I don't know tonight, when I was in the military department, when I was on a mission, I often turned day and night upside down, and my work and rest were irregular.

When Pei Zichen thought of David as a cub after the second differentiation, he saw his amazing little eyes...

No!

You must protect your face!

"Brother Thirteen? Brother Thirteen?"

"Cough, I see you are very tired, go to bed early, good night!"

Before the words were finished, the communication had been cut off. Pei Zichen carefully placed the heart on the pillow in his heart, and then quickly fell asleep.

And Pei Yao?

Pei Yao stared at the cut-off of the communication, and after a while he vaguely understood that his thirteenth brother must have seen that he was not getting enough sleep, so he urged him to go to bed quickly.

With such emotion in his heart, Pei Yao lay down on the bed again, ready to fall asleep.

However, at this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Dong dong dong."

"Bang bang bang!"

"Open the door—open the door—open the door for Lao Tzu—" The angry roar sounded like a devil's voice piercing his ears, and Pei Yao was startled awake immediately.

Pei Yao held his head in pain and wailed. He hesitated for three seconds among the options of dialing the computer to call the assistant, call the security guard, or directly notify the staff of the clubhouse to handle it. Finally, he decided to be kind, and he rolled over to his feet.

"Sir, you—" Pei Yao just opened the door, and was almost vomited by a strong smell of alcohol. However, he just almost vomited, while the male in front of him just held the door frame and said "wow" vomited.Pei Yao: "!"

Pei Yao didn't get enough sleep, didn't react in time, and was directly spit out.

***

The magpie bridge star, the morning light is faint, and the dawn has come.

David's biological clock was very punctual. He woke up at 06:30, took an hour to wash and do morning exercises and had breakfast, then leaned on the balcony, took a book in his hand, and read it while admiring the sunrise of Queqiaoxing.

Under the cover of the clouds, the thin red light was brilliant and pervasive, and finally it was like a spark of fire. When I came back to my senses, I realized that it had dyed half of the sky red.

So beautiful.

David was obsessed with admiring the beautiful scenery of Magpie Bridge Star which is different from Capital Star, smelling the sweet fragrance in the air, and the faint sound of light music coming from his ears, the whole insect unconsciously became relaxed and comfortable.

No wonder Queqiaoxing has become the first choice for many couples on their honeymoon. Whether it is the scenery or the air, or even every working bug here seems to adhere to the same work philosophy.

Just like now, the hotel is obviously located in the central commercial street, but it is already eight o'clock and the sky is bright. If it is in the capital city, it must have been full of hustle and bustle by then.

But not here.

The working bugs on this planet start to go to work quietly, start working quietly, and wait quietly for the door-to-door and consultation of the guest bugs.

There is no loud call for customers, and there are no loud speakers clamoring for discounts and price cuts of 999. All transactions seem to start and end in an extremely quiet way.

And this kind of tranquility is exactly what many bugs are pursuing from the bottom of their hearts, because not only will it not make you feel lonely, but it will calm you down from body to mind, and then you can sleep well.

David didn't know when he turned his eyes away from the scenery outside. He quickly glanced at a certain room, pursed his lips slightly, smiled, and then lowered his head and continued to read the book in his hand.

This is a popular science book on male worms. It describes the changes of male worms from physiology to psychology in detail with pictures and texts.

While describing in detail, it also gives corresponding treatment methods.

For example, what do females do during the male nesting phase?How to do?When faced with an uncertain situation, what methods can be used to test, to determine, to...

In short, this book is actually a textbook, one of the books that every highly educated female must study.

Well, it was a book that David brought on purpose, an instruction book he brought with him out of some uncertainty.

In case Brother Zichen, who is still sleeping, will be helpless at that time, and can only take him to the hospital to help him through the nesting period.

The nesting period of each insect is different. Similarly, the behavior of each nesting period is also different, because nesting is a kind of atavistic behavior, and after tens of thousands of years of reproduction of the insect race, the behavior of each male insect Genes must contain genes of different biological species...

To put it bluntly, the male may be some kind of bird during the nesting period this time, but next time, it may be fish, and the next time, it may be cats...

David once consulted all the relevant records and research after the Zerg nests were built for a period of time when he was just an adult, but in the end not only failed to study any rules, but also believed in four words more and more——

Resignation.

However, it is one thing to resign to fate, but it does not prevent David from making preparations in advance, just in case.

I just hope that when the time comes, my nesting period will not turn into a beast.

David touched his paw, thinking of the golden beetle that he was stimulated by the FY potion for the first time, he was still a little uneasy after all.

When the time comes, will the female be scared by herself?

"Buzzing—"

The optical brain on his wrist trembled slightly, David withdrew his thoughts and connected the call.

As soon as the communication was connected, there was a shrill exclamation: "Brother Thirteen, help—"

David: "???"

"Thirteen... Uh, Dai, David?" Pei Yao, with a chicken coop on his head and a mess all over his body, as if he had been ravaged by tragedy, tried to open his eyes and confirmed the other person on the communication light screen. After Chong was not his thirteenth brother, he almost cried, "Yes, I'm sorry, I made a typo, I..."

"Brother Zichen is still sleeping. What can you do? Maybe I can help."

Pei Yao didn't understand the meaning of the first half of David's sentence at all, but he heard the last two words of David in his heart.

Pei Yao touched his face, spent half a second thinking about the possibility of David helping, and then immediately looked over with the eyes of a savior.

"David, that, you...you are a medical student, right? You know the nesting period, the nesting period, right? Just, just, just—"

Pei Yao couldn't continue, he adjusted the camera of the light screen tremblingly, and the next second, a bug appeared on the other side of the light screen.

A male insect that is sticking its bare buttocks up against the quilt... male?

Hmm, it looks a little familiar.

David was trying to figure out if he knew this male worm, but Pei Yao could not wait to reveal his identity.

"Black Ford, he...he was drunk, and then knocked on the door, and...then I didn't know the situation, I opened the door, and I was spit on the door, and then I was very angry, but he was a male bug Ah, male insect!"

"And then..."

Pei Yao suddenly fell silent in embarrassment, and secretly glanced at David, who had calm brows and eyes on the screen. He couldn't tell whether he was relieved or a little disappointed. Anyway, he gritted his teeth hard in the end, and simply explained everything.

"I thought that since I'm a male, I can help out, right? I admit, I'm the one who's the cheapest! I'm the one who's greedy for his body, and I thought I could take the opportunity to help, cough cough, come here What a shot..."

"but!"

"But I didn't do anything!" Of course, the main reason is that Pei Yao didn't have time to do it.

"I managed to get him to the bathroom. I just undressed him and was about to take a bath for him. He suddenly trembled, and the whole thing went wrong."

Thinking of all the things not long ago, Pei Yao shivered subconsciously, and said in a trembling voice: "He, he started to make some strange noises, hum, hum, snort..."

"At first I thought it was, it was that, and I was a little happy, but! But!"

"He he he, he hugged my leg and kicked me! He kicked me! He he he..."

At the end of "he" this time, Pei Yao didn't say anything in the end, just pointing at Blake, who continued to stick his buttocks against the quilt with trembling fingers.

David: "..."

David's fingers subconsciously squeezed the male science book in his hand, and when one of the "nesting types: pigs" sounded in his mind, he subconsciously brought himself into it.

Then, his whole worm also felt a little bad.

Why, it turns out, do pigs really have to build nests...

"David, David? David—" Pei Yao's eyes were pleading, "Now... what should I do?"

You should go buy a popular science book on males and turn to page 113 for the full answer.

David silently uttered such a sentence in his heart, but soon, he thought that Pei Yao had just voluntarily admitted that he... was greedy for Black's body, so maybe there might be a faster solution.No, no, the nesting period for males is usually 10-15 days, and during this period, males will have both psychological and physical dependence on the accompanying females. On the surface, this will bring Pei Yao a lot of trouble. to great benefit.

At least Black would be happy to satisfy him when he craved the male's body in the future.

Uh, David was calm on the face, but he became more and more uncomfortable in his heart. He tried hard to separate Pei Yao and Pei Zichen, and quickly thought about the trouble caused by fulfilling Pei Yao's regret.

As far as David knew about Black, and what he knew about the Ford family...

David frowned and said, "Call the emergency number and send him to the hospital."

"Ah? Send, send to the hospital?" The anticipation and longing on Pei Yao's face disappeared immediately, replaced by blankness, "Didn't you say...that all you need is that during the nesting period?"

It turns out that not all females have carefully studied this male textbook.

David felt lucky for a while, otherwise, if Pei Yao really memorized the textbook in his hand, it might not be long before Pei Yao in the light screen would really call Pei Zichen for help.

After all, the Ford family is not easy to get along with.

The most important thing is that because of the notoriety that lasted for thousands of years, the head of the Ford family has been just some low-status females for a hundred years, not even a military female.

Now that Pei Yao took the initiative to send him to his door, he still had an intimate relationship with the first heir of the Ford family during the nesting period. The Ford family would definitely take advantage of the characteristics of the male worm's nesting period to completely bind the two worms.

At that time, Pei Yao's honorable status as Her Highness the Empress Dowager may become a point of attack from public opinion.

After all, the status of the royal family is noble, but it is also a bondage. Otherwise, His Royal Highness Pei Xi would not have run away from home.

Percy...

Something flashed through David's mind, and he was about to grab it, but suddenly he heard Pei Yao exclaimed in the light screen, and then there was a "boom".

"Why... uh." David's voice faltered, and he looked at the "pig-like" Blake who didn't know when he jumped on Pei Yao in the light screen, pouted his buttocks and pushed hard.

"Hum hum!"

"Snoring..."

"Humph!"

"Whoosh-"

"Pig-like" Blake pushed Pei Yao hard, and at the same time he hummed and said pig language that he probably couldn't understand himself.

Pei Yao just got caught because he was careless for a moment, but even if he was caught, he still had enough strength to push away Black on his body.

It has to be said that at this time, perhaps it is really time to be thankful for the difference in physical fitness between females and males.

otherwise--

David had a premonition that Black would push Pei Yao onto the bed, and then... no, the bed was a bit high, and it was more likely that the "pig-like" Black would be pushed to the bed after finding out that he could not push him into his lair. There may be a "move" and complete harmony in life in place.

"Damn it, what the hell did you do to bite me—" Pei Yao exhaled in pain, looking at Black who was hugging his leg and biting hard, biting back while tearing back, the severe pain made him clenched his fist several times , wanting to smash the opponent's head.

The author has something to say: Happy Christmas Eve, little cuties~~

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Well, just do the math, and you will soon be able to figure out the emotional drama, and then start the next chapter~~

PS: It's okay to start a family first and then start a business!

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