[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I didn't expect Dazai to join the team of our home duo so consciously.So I couldn't help asking curiously, "Dazai, don't you go back to Butei's dormitory?"

Dazai looked at me with a look of pig talk, and stared at me and condemned me, "You are too much, leader."

"How could the leader treat me like this, a model worker who puts all his heart and soul into his work? It's outrageous and beyond words." Dazai pointed and pointed, even intending to let the real model workers join in the accusation of me in the team.

Obviously, Chuya didn't want to talk to Dazai, and let out a sneer, "What kind of worker are you? Don't think I don't know that you work in Butei for eight hours and paddle for four hours."

I converted it after hearing the words, and sighed from the bottom of my heart, "It's actually a smaller proportion than the time spent paddling before defecting."

Chuya sneered, "I haven't finished talking yet, I still have two hours to pester Oda Sakunosuke, and occasionally use one hour to kill myself."

I calculated the total time for Dazai, and said to Dazai seriously, "Then Butei can pay you a salary, it is really a conscientious enterprise." It really depends on Dazai, which refreshed my sense of Butei.

Dazai was as silent as a chicken, obediently following behind us, of course he tried to get between me and Nakaya, but Nakaya pushed him away.However, Dazai was still trying to use my name, "I'm here to protect the leader."

I offered a pair of dead fish eyes to Dazai, and I rejected Dazai's offer with a blank face, "Thank you so much, Dazai. I don't know who protects the other of us?" So, I think it's me, the leader, who protects him a little more.

Dazai steered the rudder when he heard the wind, climbed up when he saw the pole, and nodded shamelessly, "Then give the leader a chance to care for his subordinates, the leader will protect Aji."

"Hey, take it as soon as you see it, and ask the leader to protect you." Nakaya grabbed Dazai, who was trying to slip between us again, on the other side of him away from me.

"Chu is jealous. I am jealous that I have the protection of the leader's love, but you don't." Dazai said triumphantly.

Chuya asked Dazai without hesitation, "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Accompanied by two long-lost noises on the road, I couldn't help but worry in advance that this beautiful night tonight might turn into a mess.

When they got home, the two of them were still arguing.

I am enlightened, and thoughtfully chose to leave time for them to argue slowly, and ran to take a bath by myself.

Due to the countless times of jumping frog and little Nezha in the bathroom, when I stepped out of the bathroom, the two couples who had already washed stopped arguing and turned their heads to look at me in unison.

An ominous premonition rushed over.

It's up to you, Dazai, who will go to hell if you don't.A dead fellow Daoist never dies, I just wanted to divert Chuya's attention, and decided to blame Dazai first, but Dazai spoke first, "Chuya, don't forget the leader of the afternoon, our dear leader But when you blush / apricot / the wall in front of you..."

I don't understand where Dazai, who is the chief culprit, got the courage to bring up the old matter again. Isn't it good to let it pass?I have to repeat the reminder like a repeater.

Sure enough, I was greeted by Chuuya's increasingly dangerous Akio's eyes of reconciliation, and beside him, Dazai who was obviously gloating and watching the excitement.

"Boss, I don't know what my expression looks like this afternoon..." Zhong also gradually leaned towards me, and I was pushed against the wall by his whole body.

Goubi Dazai also came over to add fuel and jealousy, adding fuel to the fire with one sentence and one sentence.

"Even if you are the leader, you will be punished if you do something wrong."

Well…

Damn Dazai, what are you looking at.

Hey Hey hey……

My antenna is completely broken.

After the punishment/punishment was over, I lay on the bed limply without eyesight and didn't move for a long time, until Dazai made another moth.

Dazai tried to step over Chuya and lay down in the middle.In the end, he was also carried by the stumbling tiger to let him sleep under the bed.

After finally being quiet for a while, I heard Zai under the bed asking quietly.

"Shirase, Chuya, are you guys asleep?"

Zhong Ye and I looked at each other, and replied in unison, "We are both asleep."

Dazai still said in a slightly desolate tone, "Then you may hear my cry later."

"Chuya, why don't you bring Dazai back? I really want to see what he looks like when he cries?" My curiosity prompted me to say this.

Chuya thought about it, nodded, "Come on, Dazai."

Oh, Chuya didn't even want to mention it.Just throw it away and don't recycle it.

Dazai got up from under the quilt biting his teeth, and lay straight on the small gap between me and Chuya.

Let him go, as long as there is no fuss.

Unexpectedly, Dazai's instinct to push forward is still at work.

Dazai pushed Chuya, "Can you change places with Shirase?"

One thing to say, I really admire Dazai's ability to keep living and dying.Listen to what he said?A simple question angered Zhong, who had finally calmed down.

Dazai continued to insist persistently, "Shirase will be on my right side."? ? ?

Could this guy still be obsessed with the sound of my heart?

Zhong also took a deep breath, "I warn you, don't force me, I will really take you to the living room to stay overnight."

Aggrieved, Dazai lay down and turned sideways, facing me with his back to the center, and mouthing at me, "The middle is also bad."

I fell in love with this Dazai who took a bath tonight and washed his brain into the water for a second, "Sleep, good boy."

The moment Nakaya ran to turn off the lights, Dazai jumped up and forced me to the place where Nakaya was sleeping.Then he beckoned Nakaya to lie down on his left side.

"..." Even with the lights turned off, I can still feel the vague feeling of wanting to kill my little sweet god.

"Come on, Chuya, the one on the left is specially reserved for you." Dazai waved his paw at Chuya enthusiastically, calling Chuya to pass.

I thought about not sleeping on the left side of Dazai, and there was nowhere to sleep.

Sure enough, the sleeping pill essence is easy to use, and the tool is especially good at helping sleep.I have begun to fall into a state of confusion and unconsciousness.

"Damn it, why are you covering me with your legs? Are you exercising your flexibility?" I could vaguely hear the violent roar from Zhongye.

Dazai hissed, and signaled for silence, "Shirase has fallen asleep."

I wanted to prove that I didn't fall asleep so quickly, but the next second my consciousness fell into a complete coma.

I woke up a little more, and it turned out that Dazai pressed his head on the left half of my body again.

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Ask the magic conch[Comprehensive]

Question: What happens if the conch becomes refined?

A: I will be chased and asked weird questions every day.

Hai Luo, who is the main body of the conch, clenched his fists kindly with a smile, and must not let him know who spread it.

***

A quirky night-only fortune-telling shop has opened in the bustling streets of Yokohama.

There was even a flower basket from the Port Mafia on its opening day.

This magical conch shop named Wenwen has the owner Hai Luo, who is so beautiful that he doesn't look like a human being. Although the beauty charges a high fee, the divination effect and advice are unexpectedly good.

***

But for Hailuo.

On the first day of opening, a bandaged weirdo came to smash the place.

On the second day of opening, a beautiful boy in a hat got drunk and made trouble.

On the third day of opening, a pair of suspected father and daughter came in, oh, the last one is Hailuo's old friend.

Edible tips:

1. Except for the confirmation of gender/identity of Hailuo, everything else is a mystery

2. Hailuo likes gold coins the most, including the long-legged gold coin man

3. CP comes as soon as it is written

4. The main text field, including Hakata Ramen, Prince of Tennis, Kuroko's Basketball, and some fairy tales