After I became a zookeeper

At that time, the trees were dense and the vegetation was luxuriant, and it was obviously the time when creatures were active at noon, but after Ye Zhi asked, everything around him seemed to have quieted down.

The insects stopped, the birds stopped, and there was only the sound of the wind blowing in the ears, carrying the words from one person's mouth to another person's ear.

After a while, Ye Zhi didn't wait for Fenghuang's mouth. He thought that the other party didn't want to say anything, so he took the initiative to say: "It's okay, it's okay not to say anything, I'm just curious, how would the favored one like you go to court?"

Fenghuang looked at Ye Zhi silently for a long time before turning his head back, "At the same time, there is only one Phoenix in the world."

The words Fenghuang said calmly, to Ye Zhi's ears it sounded like thunder.

"Only one?" Ye Zhi was shocked, "Then how were you born, did you pop out of a rock?"

Fenghuang glanced at Ye Zhi helplessly, "What's wrong with your focus, weren't you just talking about courtship?"

"Yeah," Ye Zhi explained logically to Fenghuang, "There is only one, how can I court you, and how can I have you?"

Fenghuang: "..." Well, the focus has not gone astray, it's on courtship.

It's just that Ye Zhi focused on his parents' courtship instead of his courtship.

Fenghuang had no choice but to explain to Ye Zhi, "Phoenix is ​​not a race, but a kind of..." Fenghuang paused, and then continued, "How to put it, you can understand it as a symbol."

"A fantasy creature." Ye Zhi continued.

"It's not a fantasy," the phoenix touched Ye Zhi's cheek with the tip of its wings, "it is real, but there is only one. The phoenix is ​​a noun for quantity, and it has a vast essence. The phoenix fire burns everything, so..." said Li Fenghuang's tone gradually lowered, "Fenghuang should be born to stand at the top."

Ye Zhi rested his chin on one hand, and after pondering what Fan Fenghuang said, he used biological science to give a reasonable explanation, which is the genetic mutation.

Two ordinary birds were united, and their child mutated into a phoenix, and it happened that only the phoenix was very strong.

"What does that have to do with your courtship?" Ye Zhi asked.

Fenghuang turned back dully, "Didn't you ask? How did it come about?"

"Ah..." Ye Zhi smiled shortly, "I didn't expect you to answer seriously. It's about your courtship. Would you do a courtship dance to attract female birds? Or use singing to attract, yes..."

Ye Zhi was imagining the possible courtship methods of Fenghuang, and Fenghuang interrupted his continuous guessing, and said directly: "Do you want to see?"

"What are you looking at?" Ye Zhi didn't react immediately.

"Courtship dance, phoenix's courtship dance, and..." Fenghuang slowed down the tone after the words, which inexplicably slowed down Ye Zhi's thoughts, "The phoenix singing courtship you want to hear... is also fine."

Ye Zhi stared blankly at Fenghuang, thinking about how Fenghuang courted a mate. It took two seconds for him to realize, "You plagiarized the answer."

Fenghuang: "?" The reaction was a little different from what he thought?

"Why do you answer so casually? When you talk about courtship dance, you say that Phoenix has a courtship dance. When you talk about courtship calls, you say that phoenixes can also call for courtship..." Ye Zhi looked at Phoenix carefully, and doubted, "You don't know that you don't at all. Do you understand how a phoenix courts a mate?"

You are the only phoenix in the world, and Ji’s genetic memory is useless if you have a mutation. There is no old phoenix to ask you to court. I don’t know how the phoenix courts. It’s normal.

Phoenix: "..."

Fenghuang gave a "chirp" and turned around, facing Ye Zhi again with its buttocks, "Our Phoenix only dances the courtship dance once in a lifetime, and the female bird can't escape after watching it for the rest of her life. You can answer after thinking about it."

"Okay," Ye Zhi poked Fenghuang's butt, "I won't ask any more."

Unexpectedly, as soon as this question and the first time made you angry, Ye Zhi wrote down another note in the small notebook in his heart, Fenghuang doesn't like to talk about gender issues, it will hurt his self-esteem.

Fenghuang kept his back to Ye Zhi, Ye Zhi observed a conclusion from Fenghuang's drooping feathers, and the other party seemed to be even angrier after hearing his answer.

Strange, Ye Zhi rubbed his head, he was angry, he was not angry when he pointed his butt at him several times, Ye Zhi patted Fenghuang's butt like venting his anger, who made you cute, don't be angry.

Fenghuang silently moved forward, and let out an angry "chirp".

Ye Zhi: "You 'jiu' can't understand." He looked at Fenghuang's round and lovely back from behind, a pink cotton candy ball, "Why don't you talk?"

"Chirp!"

Ye Zhisheng's "chirp!" which conveys the angry emotion is so cute, "Will you change back to bird language when you get angry?"

He reached out and touched the smooth feathers of the phoenix, "Then why do you always look like a bird when you're with me?"

Ye Zhi asked a question that he had just noticed, Phoenix had obviously successfully evolved into an orc, but he had seen the human form of the other party during that time except for being awake for a while, and because his brain was dizzy at that time, he had no memory of it after waking up. Bye, the other party turned out to be in the shape of a bird.

Because it was always the original form of the Phoenix that he was in contact with, Ye Zhi didn't react to anything wrong at first. It was only when Fenghuang was angry that he would burst into bird songs just now that he noticed that the other party hadn't changed into a human form by his side.

Fenghuang was stunned, unable to answer for a while.

He thought about it carefully, but he didn't think of the specific reason. It seemed that as soon as he got close to the other party, he couldn't help wanting to change into the original form, and he didn't have the consciousness to communicate with the other party in human form.

"I don't know, maybe it's because I've been in contact with you in the form of a bird for a long time, and I feel that we should get along with each other." Fenghuang said a little blankly, could he convince himself?

Ye Zhi smiled, "It turns out that your habitual thinking is quite heavy." He clapped his hands, "But it's okay, there is no difference between the human form and the bird form, maybe you like the bird form better, you can communicate and are cute Can masturbate."

Fenghuang didn't speak, and was immersed in his own thinking. In the relationship between the two of them, is there any difference between the human form and the bird form?Why did he subconsciously get close to Ye Zhi in the form of a bird? Is it because he depends on him, similar to the kind of dependence in the plot of the chick?What is his relationship with Ye Zhi?

Fenghuang couldn't figure it out, he couldn't explain his actions for the first time, he couldn't give a reasonable motive for his actions, he couldn't find an answer.

Ye Zhi didn't notice the turmoil in Fenghuang's heart. After all, the latter's face and body were covered with feathers, and his emotions were hidden under his cute appearance, so he couldn't see it at all.

In Ye Zhi's eyes, it was the big Jiu An squatting there quietly, a big pink ball, so cute that he wanted people to continue to bully him.

"Okay," Ye Zhi endured his bad intentions, and went to appease Phoenix seriously, and he slowly smoothed Fenghuang's hair from behind, "Let's go and watch the courtship of other birds, um..." Ye Zhi pondered for a while, " I think the twelfth-line wind bird you mentioned earlier is not bad, their family has the same way of courtship, and his dance should not be bad."

Fenghuang turned his head back a little, "Are you sure you want to see the Twelve-line Wind Bird?"

Ye Zhi looked into the eyes of the other party, always feeling malicious, whether it was a trick, "Look!" Ye Zhi responded immediately, even if it was a trick, he got through, skipping the current deadlock.

"Okay, let's go."

The tree stump where the Twelve-lined Windbird was guarding its courtship was nearby, and they found it without much effort. Phoenix put the leaf branch on the ground, and stood on his shoulders himself.

Ye Zhi saw the twelfth-line wind bird standing over there at first glance, "Uh...you didn't tell the twelve-line wind bird leader at that time."

"Why?" Fenghuang looked at Ye Zhi with a smile in his voice.

"It looks like a cockroach..." Ye Zhi stood still.

It's not that the color scheme of the Twelve-line Windbird and the cockroach are the same. The feathers on the upper body of the Twelve-line Windbird are black, and the feathers behind the buttocks are yellow.

He was built like a cockroach.Because... he has twelve antennas on his ass.

Ye Zhi wanted to poke her own eyes, why do some birds have antennae growing on their buttocks?What kind of strange shape?

Ye Zhi turned her head to look at Fenghuang complicatedly, and then she heard Fenghuang say: "The tail feathers of the twelve-line wind bird are very short, so the rib feathers extending from the back look very abrupt."

Ye Zhi took a breath, turned around, "Okay, don't watch it, I can't stand it anymore, guys." After saying that, he left the area where the twelve-line wind bird existed without looking back.

Fenghuang squatted on Ye Zhi's shoulder and smiled, "Your facial expression is very obvious."

Ye Zhi: "...I don't think it's that superficial person, but there is no refutation in the contact."

Phoenix "tsk", "How about going to see the courtship of other birds? Among the wind birds, the courtship dance of the gorgeous bird of paradise is also very interesting. The feathers on the neck are stretched to form a small blue fan, which is attracted by moving from side to side. Hen's attention."

Ye Zhi didn't want to go as curiously as before, he shook his head, "I've already cast a psychological shadow on Fengniao, don't see another species again."

Fenghuang smiled, but didn't care too much, and calmly said: "Okay. Then let's go shopping casually, and I'll take you back."

Ye Zhi nodded, chose a direction at random and walked away.He was no longer obsessed with watching the strange and courtship behavior of birds, and his mind calmed down a lot. The hurt heart of Twelve-line Wind Bird also slowly repaired, and he regained his love for furry birds.

"Hey, there is a group of crested tits over there." Ye Zhi excitedly pointed to Fenghuang, "The name has something to do with you." Ye Zhi glanced, "Oh, indeed, the shape of crested tits is similar to yours."

Fenghuang glanced over there indifferently, "It's almost the same, so ugly."

Ye Zhi: "..."

Ye Zhi: "It's very cute, you put away your jealous temper."

Fenghuang: "Jealous about him? Just grab a feather and take it out, and it will crush that little gray thing over there."

Ye Zhi took a look at the colorful and beautiful feathers of the phoenix. According to the aesthetic principle of birds advocating bright colors, the crested tit over there is really different from the phoenix, it can only be a tit.

However... Ye Zhi is a human being, and his aesthetic principle is not just a single bright color, like the bird with scrambled eggs with tomatoes, red and yellow, it is bright enough, it doesn't just make people think of a dish.

Ye Zhi pouted, "I just think he is cute." Ye Zhi compared the distance between his thumb and little finger, "It's only a little short of your cuteness."

Phoenix: "???"

Fenghuang: "What's your aesthetic level?"

Ye Zhi bent his eyes, "I can appreciate the beautiful aesthetic level of every bird, even if it is gray."

Phoenix: "Oh."

Fenghuang: "What about the twelve-line wind bird?"

Ye Zhi: "..."

Ye Zhi: "Don't mention him, he's not a bird, he's a cockroach! Ah——!"

Phoenix: "Oh."

Ye Zhi scratched his ears and cheeks on the spot for a while, before he drove the twelfth-line wind bird out of his head, he went to the crested tit over there, and decided to wash his eyes and brain with the soft and cute.

The crested tit was parked on a withered apple tree. On a black branch, a small bird with a brown back and a white belly stood blankly on it, with small wings attached to the sides of its chubby body.

Both eyes were dark, staring at Ye Zhi, the unexpected guest.

Ye Zhi saw the cute little creature up close, and the feathers on the opponent's body were soft and docile, and felt that it would feel good to the touch.Ye Zhi stretched out her hand, determined to satisfy her fuzzy heart, but when she stretched halfway, what she touched was a cold and smooth paw.

Ye Zhi: "???"

He looked up along the slender claws, and saw that Phoenix was maintaining a difficult balance with one foot up, "What are you doing, take your claws back."

Phoenix: "Chirp!"

Ye Zhi understood what Fenghuang meant, "Your paws are not easy to touch." Ye Zhi squeezed Fenghuang's paws and pushed him back to its original position, "Look, you are naked, no one is easy to touch with fur."

"Chirp!" Fenghuang raised his claws and grabbed Ye Zhi's wrist for the first time.

Ye Zhi restrained the movement, Fenghuang was useless, he just pressed lightly, but Ye Zhi did not continue to touch the crested tit.

He turned his head to look at Fenghuang, "Why, is it food protection?" Ye Zhi originally wanted to make fun of Fenghuang, but the word "protection food" didn't feel right. But the breeder!

Fenghuang said: "Isn't it easy to pet? Why is it right next to your head, and you want to pet other birds?"

Ye Zhi: "...uh, but I've touched it many times," Ye Zhi tried to express his thoughts euphemistically, "I'm getting tired of touching it."

Phoenix: "???"

Phoenix: "Chirp!"

Ye Zhi was silent, as if what he said just now was not too euphemistic.He coughed and tried to reason with Fenghuang, "Look, as a breeder, you need to get in touch with various animals to better understand the habits of different animals and do your job better. Do what you do and love what you do."

Phoenix: "Chirp!"

He said "Chirp!" not at Ye Zhi, but at the crested tit squatting on the tree next to him. He didn't believe Ye Zhi's nonsense, so he directly came to the bottom of the pot and chased away the bird. See where you can touch it.

Ye Zhi saw that after Fenghuang gave a "chirp", the cute crested tit fluttered and flew away, and more than one, the whole tree, and even the entire forest where Fenghuang's voice came, all fluttered away. A flock of birds flew up, fluttering away from the leaves and branches in the opposite direction.

Ye Zhi stared silently at the spectacle of flocks of birds leaving the forest. Generally speaking, in martial arts TV dramas, the scenes all indicate that there is a murder here, which is an ominous omen, but who would have thought that it was just a bad bird The phoenix with the heart is chasing the birds in the whole forest

Is it the reverse operation of Bai Niao Zhao Feng?

I have seen it, I have seen it.

Ye Zhi took Fenghuang off his shoulders and hugged him with both hands attached to his wings. It is supposed to be an uncomfortable position for a bird to control freedom, but Fenghuang quietly did not resist, and instead "chirped" freely. With a sound, there is quite a tendency to show off one's might.

Ye Zhi put on a vicious expression, and then stroked Phoenix's whole body up and down, but this time he didn't stroke the feathers smoothly, but reversed the feathers, making the original smooth feathers of the Phoenix into a mess.

Ye Zhi looked at the stupefied Phoenix, and said fiercely, "Do you know what's wrong?"

Phoenix: "Chirp?"

Ye Zhi shook his hands up and down, Fenghuang nodded his head accordingly, Ye Zhi said to himself, "Very well, since you know you were wrong, then I forgive you."

Phoenix: "Chirp!"

Ye Zhi hugged Phoenix into his arms, preventing him from jumping on his shoulders again, "Okay, let's continue to look at the other birds, your main thing is to drive them away... just..." Ye Zhi hesitated for a long time, thinking No matter the punishment method, messing up the hair of a clean freak phoenix is ​​the worst punishment method he can think of.

In the final analysis, it was Ye Zhi who simply couldn't bear to be angry with Phoenix.

However, you can't indulge the other party's arrogant temper, Ye Zhi finally thought of something to do, "... Just pinch your mouth and touch other birds."

Phoenix: "???"

Ye Zhi looked at Fenghuang with an incredulous gaze, and burst out laughing, "Hahahaha, although you are fierce in chasing other little birds, you think it's so cute, if you bully me, you'll be even cuter."

Fenghuang opened his mouth, wanting to speak, but Ye Zhi pinched his beak, "Stop talking, don't break your cuteness, Amitabha."

Phoenix: "!!!"

Ye Zhi couldn't help holding on to Phoenix, but he didn't dare to let go. He was afraid that Phoenix would jump up and hit him with its claws and wings the next moment he let go.But Ye Zhi was always careful not to break the phoenix's feathers, the bird loves the feathers the most, just now he messed up by himself, Ye Zhi felt guilty, held the phoenix with one hand, and helped him comb the messed up feathers with the other hand.

Ye Zhi was concentrating on reading when he suddenly heard a voice from the side of the road, as if calling himself.

Ye Zhi turned his head to look, but he didn't see anyone, but instead saw two peony parrots, a yellow peach and a green peach.

"Hello, I'm calling you." It was Huang Tao.

"Let's play together, little brother." It was Lutao.

Yellow peach and green peach refer to their color and variety. Yellow peach is a peach parrot with yellow feathers, and green peach is opposite, while parrots are called peach parrots because their feathers are all big pink, just like mature ones. peach one.

Ye Zhi looked down at the phoenix with pink feathers in his arms. The color of the phoenix was much better, and the color of the phoenix feathers was very coordinated.

The pink on the cheeks of yellow peaches and green peaches is like a drunken person's face flushed with alcohol, in short, it is not as good-looking as a phoenix.

"Why did you call here?" Ye Zhi bent his eyes and smiled. The two parrots in front of him looked very smart, and they were also very good at learning to talk. The two sentences they said just now were very standard.Ye Zhi thought of the parrot raised by old men and old ladies in his old world, well, it is very rare to be able to say a few common words.

"I want to play with you." Huang Tao said.

"Today is Songbird Festival." Lvtao said.

Ye Zhi touched the phoenix in his arms, and he felt that the other party was struggling to get out, so he patted his wings lightly as a signal to calm down, and said to the two parrots: "Ah...but there are already birds. "

Huang Tao and Green Tao then turned their attention to the bird in his arms. They wanted to call him over because they saw that the degenerated human had a very comfortable aura, but they didn't notice the bird in his arms.

However, seeing it at this time, the two parrots paled.

"You have lived a long life, and it turned out to be a phoenix."

"I'm going to die, we didn't see anything, and there will be no future."

Then flapped its wings and flew away.

At this moment, Fenghuang finally poked out a head from Ye Zhi's embrace, and opened his mouth to babble, "Didn't you see that those two parrots have evil intentions, they called you here to see that you are easy to cheat..." Fenghuang hummed Chirping to count Ye Zhi's stupid actions.

Ye Zhi raised one arm to let Fenghuang stand on top, and teased him with the other hand, "What are you lying to?"

Fenghuang impatiently raised his voice, "Of course I'm tricking you into seeking a mate! You're just dumb, and you'll come here when they tell you to. If you weren't here, you've already been cheated."

The more Fenghuang thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't stop babbling. Ye Zhi looked at the other party's exasperated son, and said:

"But they were explicitly rejected," Ye Zhi looked at Fenghuang and said, "Tell them there is a bird."

Fenghuang, who had been talking non-stop, felt as if he had pressed the pause button suddenly when he heard the sentence, his mouth was open but no sound came out, so he maintained that posture and froze for tens of seconds, before he said embarrassingly:

"Then you will refuse in the future."

Ye Zhi bent his eyes, and put Fenghuang back on his shoulders, "Definitely refuse, they want to court, and they can't deceive other people's feelings, of course they should refuse immediately to avoid misunderstanding."

Phoenix: "..."

Fenghuang: "So you were using it as a shield just now?"

Ye Zhi nodded as a matter of course, and laughed, "Don't say it, your shield is quite useful."

Phoenix: "..."

Phoenix turned around.

Ye Zhi felt the movement of Phoenix on his shoulder, turned his head to see what the other party was going to do, and ended up directly facing Phoenix's ass.

Ye Zhi: "Hey, why are you angry again?"