[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Xu Ruoyu stared at the mobile phone in Iori's hand in surprise, "What is this?"

"Mobile phone, high-tech, you don't understand anyway, and it's troublesome for me to explain, so don't ask for a deeper understanding." Iori said casually, ignoring Xu Ruoyu's dissatisfied eyes, and was about to put the phone back in his pocket, but he didn't care Looking up, he happened to meet Wang Lianhua's probing gaze.

She was taken aback for a moment, then took out her mobile phone and said to Wang Lianhua on the other side with a smile, "Mr. Wang, can you do me a favor and take a picture?"

Wang Lianhua walked towards Iori with a smile, but A Fei who was following behind him looked at Shen Lang, then lifted his footsteps, and walked towards the table where Shen Lang was sitting on the contrary.

Wang Lianhua didn't care about A Fei, and walked straight in front of Iori, then moved her figure, and in the blink of an eye, she had already moved behind Iori, and she put her arm around Iori's waist without any hesitation, and rested her chin on Iori's shoulder , looking at the screen of Yagami's phone - and then he saw a blond foreigner, standing in the boxy box in Yagami's hand.

He raised his eyebrows, and before he could speak, Jarvis on the phone screen said to him in Chinese: "Sir, please stand a little farther away from Miss Tina. As the saying goes: Men and women can't kiss each other. Miss Tina is People with fiancés, please don't get too close."

Everyone looked at the mobile phone in Iori's hand in surprise: What is that, someone is talking?

monster?Or... ventriloquist?

Compared with the first guess, everyone obviously felt that the answer of "ventriloquism" was more reliable.Obviously Iori is playing tricks.

Yagami poked Jarvis's face with his thumb, and said, "When did you learn to be so conservative? Jarvis, pull out the camera and take a picture for us, and then you can beautify it yourself." For example, adjust the light or something.

As a result, Jarvis immediately said: "Do you need me to put a mosaic on this gentleman's face?"

"...I suddenly feel that the current effect is quite good, and the beautification is fine." As soon as Yagami's voice fell, Jarvis seemed to sigh, and said with great regret: "Okay, miss, then I just saved it as the original material."

Just as Wang Lianhua was about to ask what the mosaic was, he heard several people walking towards this side. He turned his head to look, and saw a tall and thin old man with white beard walking slowly, followed by several people , one of them still had an iron hook in his right hand.At the same time, the white-bearded old man also said a scene to them, and by the way, he mentioned the names of all the people present except Yagami and others.

Then the old man looked at Wang Lianhua curiously.

Wang Lianhua smiled at the old man, then glanced at A Fei who was sitting at the table with Shen Lang and the one-eyed beggar, and then glanced at Iori who was beside him, then flicked the hem of his clothes, and looked at Iori and Long Xiaoyun. Sit, sat at Xu Ruoyu's table.

The second owner, Li Changqing, took his gaze away from Wang Lianhua, and then greeted the seven martial arts masters: Master Tianfa, Daoist Duanhong, Liu Yuru, Xu Ruoyu, Qiao Wuxia, Hua Sigu, and Jin Buhuan one by one. He also asked about the names of Shen Lang, A Fei, and Iori and Wang Lianhua at Xu Ruoyu's table—and during this period, Long Xiaoyun, the only one present who hadn't been asked for his name, suddenly stood up and said to Li Changqing with a smile : "Old man, why don't you ask me who I am?"

Li Changqing smiled, took a loving look at Long Xiaoyun, who looked like he came out of a New Year painting, and said with a smile: "Well, I'll ask, my little friend. who are you?"

Long Xiaoyun raised his chin, cupped his hands and said: "I'm at Xingyun Village, Long Xiaoyun. You may not have heard of Xingyun Village, and you may not have heard of Xingyun Village in the future, but I am the dragon of Xingyun Village. Xiaoyun, you will definitely hear my name spread all over the country in the future."

Li Changqing twisted his beard and smiled, "My friend is ambitious." It was a coaxing tone for the child.

Long Xiaoyun didn't care, and sat down obediently, Li Changqing said a few more polite words to the crowd, then changed the subject, and got down to business, saying that there is something to ask for, and then he talked about the past about Happy Wang Chaiyuguan and so on. , and finally invite these people to join hands to kill that ambitious Chai Yuguan who is trying to control the entire martial arts world together!

Anyway, it was long-winded for a while, and several people quarreled with each other for a while.

Because Iori knew these secrets in the book, he was a little careless when listening. When those people were discussing how to kill Chai Yuguan, he asked in a low voice, how did A Fei and Long Xiaoyun know each other? Wang Lian Flower and Shen Lang.

Because the scene at that time was really inappropriate, A Fei kept silent; Long Xiaoyun said that he passed out in the snow and was rescued by Shen Lang passing by, and after learning that his name was Shen Lang, he entangled him ——Because he knows that where there is Shen Lang, there will be excitement, and where there is excitement, you will definitely meet Iori.

Yagami patted his head and boasted, "Smart."

Liu Yuru glanced at her at this moment, and said in a low voice, "Don't whisper!"

Iori immediately closed his mouth and blinked at Liu Yuru.Because Iori put on his hat again, he looked like a handsome boy, but Liu Yuru couldn't help but blush, turned his head and said nothing.

At this moment, people started talking about Chai Yuguan again, and Xu Ruoyu suddenly slapped the table and said, "If anyone kills Happy King, he should be given the title of number one in martial arts!"

Iori smiled, and Liu Yuru also glanced at him and said, "It's your turn?"

Xu Ruoyu was obviously a little embarrassed, Yagami patted him on the shoulder comfortingly and said: "Don't be discouraged, it doesn't matter if you are not good at martial arts, we still have a good face that is not afraid to travel all over the world!"

Wang Lianhua smiled when she heard this.

Iori looked at him, hesitated for a while, and then said to Xu Ruoyu: "When using your face to go around the world, we'd better avoid this prince, because with him, you can't be considered a handsome man. "

Long Xiaoyun suddenly let out a "tss" and said, "There is also Shen Lang. Now I will naturally be added."

Xu Ruoyu blushed immediately, pointed at Iori and said, "You...you! Although my martial arts is not a Mahayana, I am also one of the seven masters in the world. When you say that, it seems like I am some idiot. , it's just a face!"

Iori said as a matter of course: "What's so shameful about being good? Look at me—" She pointed to her face, and said to Xu Ruoyu very seriously: "With my perfect and handsome face, I can't go You can seduce a group of little girls wherever you go, and you can find two girls for you in minutes." She made a two-two to Xu Ruoyu.

Xu Ruoyu's face suddenly changed colorfully, and finally growled: "I don't want to pick up girls!"

Iori immediately covered his chest with both hands in an exaggerated way, "I don't want to date a girl, do you want to date a man?!" Thinking about it, I think it's not right. She is a female man, but she is also a girl, so the one who should be protected is... Iori Glancing at Wang Lianhua, she turned slightly sideways and stood in front of the beautiful prince.

Prince Wang raised his eyebrows with an unpredictable expression.

Seeing Iori's movements, Xu Ruoyu blushed and said, "You're the one who wants to pick a guy up!"

Iori nodded very seriously and said: "Of course I have to be a guy, can it be that I am a woman and still go to a girl?" Xu Ruoyu was so angry that he slapped the table and shouted at Iori: "Then who said that she Can pick up two girls in minutes?!"

Everyone's discussion stopped strangely because of Xu Ruoyu's roar, and they all looked at Xu Ruoyu.

Embarrassed, Xu Ruoyu glared viciously at Iori, the culprit.

Wang Lianhua couldn't help but "shua" opened the folding fan to cover her snickering face.

Iori, who was stared at by Xu Ruoyu, said innocently: "I meant that I could pick up two girls in minutes, but I didn't say that I was really going to pick up girls. Mr. Xu, why are you thinking so obscenely, and you misunderstood me!"

Xu Ruoyu gasped, looked at Iori in disbelief, and finally turned his head and let out a loud "hum".

Iori immediately knocked on the table with a smile, "You are so cute! Xiaoyun Xiaoyun, do you think I should abduct him home? No way, such a cute creature is too cute! I really want to snatch him back Home……"

Long Xiaoyun patted Yagami's shoulder indifferently and said, "Think about Ah Guang, didn't you promise him to kidnap someone home for the last time?"

Iori was taken aback when he heard the words, then knocked his head on the table, and let out a mournful cry: "Hey..."

At this time, the great monk Tianfa Master on the other side suddenly stood up, glanced at the table with Yagami and the others, and then said to Liu Changqing with a look that could not be moved by poverty or power, "Second Zhuangzhu, you have also seen it. These so-called masters of the martial arts are either trying to make a name for themselves or making money, or they are just mixing things up, if I am allowed to cooperate with these people... Huh, please forgive the poor monk for absolutely not!" said Master Tianfa, who was very dignified With a flick of his sleeves, he even raised his foot and was about to walk out...

Li Changqing raised his hand to persuade him to stay, "Master..."

—but at this moment!

Eight big horses appeared, and iron cavalry appeared!Is the heroine Zhu Qiqi still far away?

The eight horses rushed straight into the front hall of Renyi Villa, even after passing the hall door, they rushed straight in without stopping.Everyone in the hall hurriedly avoided to dodge to both sides, for fear of being hit by these rampant horses.

And when those horses all stood in the hall, the horses stopped, but they stood motionless in the hall, and the people on the horses did not say a word.

Leng San from Renyi Villa asked who they were and what they were doing here, but saw another four horses slowly entering in an extremely luxurious carriage, and the person in the carriage said arrogantly: "I can do whatever I like, No one cares." It was a female voice as beautiful as a yellow warbler.

The person in the carriage is none other than the heroine Zhu Qiqi.

Then, the servant girl got out of the carriage and took a broom to sweep up the area in front of the carriage, and then spread the red carpet - it seemed that the man in the carriage would not have come out without such strength.

Iori really wanted to know that if he dumped soil in front of them, would Zhu Qiqi have to wait for these people to sweep it again before coming out?If she keeps falling, is Xiao Nizi going to die of old age in the carriage?But thinking about it this way, it's quite touching, but unfortunately she doesn't have any soil in her hand, so she doesn't rush to dig or anything now.

At this time, Iori heard Wang Lianhua, who was at the same table with her, sneered, and murmured: "Oh, is this the young lady Zhu Qiqi?"

There was a hint of sarcasm in Wang Lianhua's tone.

But his ridicule was not because of Zhu Qiqi's extravagance, but because of Zhu Qiqi's reckless temperament—or he just found an excuse to despise Zhu Qiqi.Because he had no good impression of this woman because of A Fei's words.

As for why Wang Lianhua believed that A Fei was not lying?Wang Lianhua is not stupid, so she can tell the truth from what A Fei said.

Seeing their big fanfare, Long Xiaoyun also sneered and said: "Those who are capable are admired and respected by their true ability, and those who are not capable can only use this method to attract people's attention. This woman is nothing more than that." The attitude of disdain is really obvious.

Zhu Qiqi in the carriage immediately opened the door, and said to Long Xiaoyun, "You little boy..." But then, from the corner of her eye, she caught sight of Shen Lang who was hiding in a corner, and immediately couldn't pay attention to Long Xiaoyun. Xiaoyun rushed towards Shen Lang and said, "You heartless..."

Yagami couldn't hold back a "poof" laugh.

Zhu Qiqi stopped immediately, and glared at Yashen, "What are you laughing at when the girl talks?"

Iori pretended to smile gracefully, and snatched the folding fan from Wang Lianhua's hand. Wang Lianhua looked at her unpredictablely, but she fanned the wind with the fan, and pretended to say: "The little girl is as beautiful as a flower, People are more delicate than flowers, who wouldn't want to smile at you?"

Zhu Qiqi heard that her voice was a woman, but her tone sounded like a playboy, and she didn't look like a woman.And this kind of non-male and non-female appearance made Zhu Qiqi disgusted for a while, and said with a sneer: "You are right. But compared with you, no matter how ugly a person is, he is more beautiful than a person who is neither male nor female." Thousands of times."

Yagami's complexion remained unchanged, but A Fei and Long Xiaoyun turned dark on the spot.

The expressionless A Fei raised his sword and stabbed at Zhu Qiqi, but Shen Lang quickly stopped him; Long Xiaoyun raised his hand with a gloomy face and shot a flying arrow from his sleeve, and the flying arrow shot straight at Zhu Qiqi But when he was about to hit Zhu Qiqi in the face, Leng San who was standing not far from Zhu Qiqi casually hit him with a hook.

Leng San looked at Long Xiaoyun coldly and said: "You are already so vicious at such a young age, if it takes another three to fifty years, you will definitely grow into a great disaster in the world."

But Long Xiaoyun was not afraid of him, and asked back: "The girl you protected just now was defiant and entered the hall on an iron horse. If someone couldn't dodge just now, the light one would be injured, and the serious one might be killed directly. What do you say I'm vicious, but I don't say a word to that woman's words and deeds. I think people who come to Renyi Villa are just like this. When the third master saw it, he couldn't bear to say a harsh word to her."

Leng San still wanted to talk, but was interrupted by Iori with a smile: "Master Leng, Tong Yanwuji, you have a lot of adults, how could you care about a child, right?" Iori held Long Xiaoyun in his arms , Pretentiously reprimanded: "Xiaoyun, don't mess around, how can you be so rude to uncle? Renyi Villa has been famous in the Jianghu for a long time, how can the people in the villa be the kind of people who forget righteousness when they see sex? You misunderstood. "

Li Changqing wanted to open his mouth to defend Leng San, but Long Xiaoyun opened his mouth first.

"Sister is right, I think Xiaoyun misunderstood." Long Xiaoyun pretended to look at Leng San with guilt, and said very sincerely: "Uncle Leng San, I'm sorry, you must not be a person who is obsessed with sex. Yun misunderstood, Xiaoyun is here to apologize to you."

Zhu Qiqi saw that Yashen and Long Xiaoyun were bullying Leng San, an honest man, and wanted to speak for Leng San, but he was a step too late, and Yashen said first: "Okay, okay, Let's stop here, how can you let the kid's nonsense prevent you from discussing important matters of martial arts? I will discipline this nonsense kid, big or small, and you can continue discussing the business."

Leng San's words were just kept in his mouth.If you say anything more, you will definitely be labeled as "concerning with children".

On the other side, Ah Fei, who was stopped by Shen Lang, looked at Shen Lang coldly and said, "That woman insulted my friend." Shen Lang smiled wryly, thinking that Zhu Qiqi would cause trouble like this, but he still had to worry about this A woman solves troubles—who let this woman save his life, be kind to him, and have affection for him?

Shen Lang helplessly persuaded Ah Fei: "Qiqi is young and stubborn, and she made a mistake unintentionally, so don't argue with her."

Ah Fei still said the same sentence: "She insulted my friend."

Shen Lang wanted to say something, but Zhu Qiqi said to Ah Fei: "So what if I said she's neither male nor female? Look at her, am I not telling the truth? What's wrong with me telling the truth? Why do you kill me for telling the truth?"

A Fei's expression turned serious, and he wanted to do something, but Shen Lang stopped him again, and said seriously: "This person treats me kindly, and I know I'm wrong, but I have to stop you, and I can't let you touch her hair. "

A Fei didn't want to disobey his father's order, but he felt sorry for his friend Yagami.

Iori naturally didn't want to embarrass him, so he said to A Fei: "Thank you, A Fei." Iori's consolation made A Fei feel even more guilty, feeling that he had done something that was sorry for his friend.He patiently said to Shen Lang: "Only this once, next time, don't stop me."

Shen Lang sighed and nodded slightly, but at this time Zhu Qiqi was about to speak again, but Shen Lang stared at him.Zhu Qiqi's heart trembled, although on the surface he said stubbornly: "Why should I listen to you?" But he really stopped saying a word from Iori.

Iori took off his peaked cap at this time, smoothed his long hair, and said with a sigh: "Wearing a hat can also cause trouble."

Only then did everyone see Iori's face clearly, but they said in their hearts: So this is a beauty that is not inferior to Miss Zhu's family!Although not as graceful and luxurious as Miss Zhu's family, but also has a special flavor.

Wang Lianhua's eyes turned around Zhu Qiqi's face and Iori's face, and finally looked at Iori with deep meaning.

Yagami smiled at him and said, "Why, I think my sister is so beautiful, but you look stupid?"

Wang Lianhua smiled, snatched her fan back from her hand, folded the fan like she did just now, and said: "Yes, the girl is as beautiful as a flower, and she is more delicate than a flower. Whoever sees her doesn't want to smile at you. ?” He has imitated Yagami’s appearance just now.

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