[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Yagami ran to the toilet in a daze in the middle of the night, and after closing his eyes and pushing open the toilet door, he suddenly felt chilly all over.She opened her eyes and looked forward, and found that she was standing by the sea, with a black ocean in front of her.

... Nima, at least wait for someone to urinate before wearing it, right? !

Yagami gathered up his pajamas, looked left and right, and found that he seemed to land on a small island—and behind him was an endless sea, and in front of him was a boundless primeval forest. shadow of society.

Could it be that he is wearing some orc world this time?Think about why I'm a little excited!

At this moment, she suddenly felt a convulsion in her lower abdomen, Yagami shuddered all over, and nervously glanced around again, seeing that there was no one around, she bent down and burrowed into the grass in front of her, trying to solve her personal affairs there.As a result, just as she was about to take off her pants, she saw a golden-haired lion king running in the distance, holding a dragon-slaying knife, roaring wildly by the seaside...

Uh, but why is this scene really a bit like the golden retriever lion king going crazy?Couldn't that knife be the real dragon-slaying knife?

Not long after, Iori heard the cry of a child in the silent night. Although there was a sense of déjà vu from a ghost movie, Iori knew that this place must not be a ghost movie—after all, she didn't feel a trace of ghost.At this time, Iori saw that the golden lion had stopped going mad, and seemed to have calmed down, walking slowly into the forest with the Dragon Slaying Knife.Yagami thought for a while, and felt that he must be out in the open if he stayed here, so he might as well follow him and find a cave to live in, so he immediately chased him.

As for relief?When I saw the Golden Retriever Lion King just now, I was held back all of a sudden. ╮(╯_╰)╭

Later, Iori followed the Golden Retriever Lion King and met Zhang Cuishan, Yin Susu, and Zhang Wuji who was still in his infancy.Yagami said that when he was traveling on the sea, the ship capsized and he floated here.The other three people obviously don't believe this kind of lie full of loopholes, but since Yagami came to this small island, there is no boat to go, they are all brothers and sisters with the golden lion king Xie Xun, for her a "young" little girl, How can it be tit for tat?So in the end, Iori and Yin Susu began to be sisters.

The days of Binghuo Island have passed long, during which Iori and Yin Susu took turns taking Zhang Wuji, and the two big men were in charge of hunting. Watching Zhang Wuji grow up from babbling to a teenager, Iori has a feeling that even if she has a child, she can immediately The feeling of self-confidence to be a qualified child mother!

→_→At least compared to Yin Susu, who has brought up children for so many years, she is much more qualified.

Later, they built a raft, and finally they could leave Binghuo Island, but at this time, the Golden Retriever Lion King hesitated, and finally couldn't even tell the island, and let them leave by themselves.

Zhang Cuishan and the others also understand that the Golden Retriever Lion King started killing people because of Cheng Kun back then. If he enters the arena again and has a dragon-slaying sword that everyone is watching, he will definitely cause constant trouble. The rest of my life is considered safe and comfortable.So later, Yashen left with the Zhang family and his wife, and arrived at Wudang Mountain, and by chance, Zhang Wuji still fell into the palm of the Xuanming God, and the Zhang family and his wife still committed suicide...

Then Zhang Wuji, who was highly poisoned, lived in Wudang Mountain with Iori.

Because Iori is a woman, it is inconvenient to live in Wudang Mountain, which is full of Taoists. Zhang Sanfeng also mentioned that it is convenient for Iori to go to live in a small village at the foot of Wudang Mountain to visit Zhang Wuji.But Iori is naturally unwilling to not be able to take care of Zhang Wuji personally at this time, and after Zhang Wuji's parents died, Zhang Wuji also got closer to Iori, and when he heard that Iori was leaving, he also said that he would live at the foot of the mountain.So in the end, Zhang Sanfeng asked the Iori to stay in Wudang for Zhang Wuji's sake, but he set up a separate courtyard for the Iori and Zhang Wuji to live together.

In the days of Wudang Mountain, Yashen took care of the children all day long, and occasionally helped those big men who couldn't take care of children, and took care of the young disciples in Wudang Mountain, including Song Qingshu naturally.

However, compared to the other children's mischievousness, Song Qingshu seemed much more stable, or he felt too much responsibility.Other children pestered Yagami to tell stories, or played shuttlecock, skipping rope, running wildly and so on after sword practice, but Song Qingshu was different. Practice martial arts, practice martial arts, practice martial arts...

Iori felt that his eyes were going to be calloused by this child.

The Eight Gods who couldn't bear it today snatched the wooden sword from Song Qingshu's hand after Song Qingshu completed the prescribed training content, and then pushed Song Qingshu's back, pushing Song Qingshu to Zhenghe and the other two little disciples - Qingfeng and Mingyue. Zhang Wuji, who was playing marbles, said to the children, "Let's fight!"

"What?" Qingfeng looked at Iori and Song Qingshu in confusion.

Song Qingshu also yelled with some reluctance: "Aunt Eight..." Iori interrupted Song Qingshu and said, "I think you have been tired of watching sword practice for a long time, and you can play for a while without delay. The two of us together, the three of them Come on guys, let's play against each other, whoever wins, the loser will be responsible for serving tea and beating shoulders to the winner!"

Several children looked at each other, they seemed to be very interested, even Song Qingshu was eager to try.

But they are not serving tea and beating their shoulders, but they are drawn to be competitive.

Then Iori took these children to play marbles.Later, when other children saw them having fun, they also came over one after another. A few joined Yashen's side, and a few joined Zhang Wuji's side. In the end, the number of the two groups doubled several times, and Ulala was packed with children.

At this moment, a man pretending to be a young man walked in from the yard. He looked young, about twenty years old.

This person is Mo Qixia Mo Shenggu.

Seeing a large group of people gathered together, Mo Shenggu coughed and said seriously: "What are you doing?!" Hearing his voice, the children dispersed one after another, and greeted Mo Shenggu very politely.On the other hand, Song Qingshu kept his head down, not even daring to look at Mo Shenggu's face, for fear that Mo Shenggu would sue his father, saying that he was playful and didn't practice martial arts.

——He was strictly disciplined by his father since he was a child, and if he was negligent, he would definitely be held accountable.Now that he doesn't practice martial arts but plays with his juniors, his father must have known about it, and a board game is inevitable.

Iori patted Song Qingshu on the shoulder, and said to Mo Shenggu, "We are playing marbles, do you want to join us?"

Mo Shenggu said calmly: "What's so interesting about marbles?" He turned his head and said to those young disciples: "Instead of playing marbles here, why not practice your sword skills more? A man who wields a sword and trembles, is he still in the mood to play?"

"Yes..." The young disciples were all downcast, and Song Qingshu's head was lowered even lower.

At this time, Iori suddenly laughed, and said to Mo Shenggu: "Pull the seedlings to make them grow, haste makes waste, and you can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient. There are so many famous sayings that you can't study blindly, but you let them not rest for a moment, how can you do that?" Isn't it too harsh?"

Mo Shenggu said to Iori: "It's for their own good too, so that one day they won't be killed by martial arts better."

"You're right, but you still can't encourage the seedlings to grow." Iori suddenly flicked a marble at Mo Shenggu, and Mo Shenggu dodged sideways, and Iori flicked the marbles in his hand to Mo Sheng one by one Gu, and faster and faster, Mo Shenggu also changed from being able to dodge with ease at the beginning to becoming more and more difficult to hide, until finally, he was hit in the head by a marble!

"You!" Mo Shenggu looked at Iori angrily and puzzled.

Yagami said with a smile: "This is the benefit of playing marbles. You can play them accurately! And if my marbles are not your forehead, but your dead point, what will happen? What if the marbles in my hand It’s not marbles, but throwing knives, so what? So it’s good for children to play with marbles, let them relax and practice their skills, isn’t it better?”

Mo Shenggu looked at Yagami and said, "You are making unreasonable words!"

"You were trying to encourage the growth of seedlings just now." Iori looked at Mo Shenggu with a smile.

As a result, the two faced each other and looked at each other, Mo Shenggu blushed, pretended to cough and turned away his eyes and said, "Forget it, it's okay to rest for a while, let's play for a while... that what, marbles .”

"Wow!" The children burst into cheers immediately, and gathered together to fight in groups again.

Song Qingshu looked at Iori and Mo Shenggu, then moved his toes towards the child, seeing that neither of them made a sound to stop him, he smiled, squeezed into the crowd like a child, and started playing happily.

Iori glanced at Song Qingshu and Zhang Wuji, seeing that the two of them were playing very well with the other young disciples, he pulled the bench to sit aside, called Mo Shenggu to sit down, and asked: "Mo Qixia, come here?" What is our 'Children's Yard' doing?"

This "children's yard" is Yagami's self-mockery of his own yard. After all, their yard has basically become a place where children from all over Wudang gather together.And at the beginning, it was because Iori wanted to find a child to play with Zhang Wuji——as a result, she found a child today, and that child brought three children tomorrow, and then six children came the day after tomorrow, and finally...all of them child.

Fortunately, the yard is big enough for the children to have fun running around.So Wudang Mountain is really sparsely populated.

Hearing Yashen's question, Mo Shenggu coughed and said, "I just want to come and see Wuji." As he spoke, he looked at Zhang Wuji who was among the children with gentle eyes: Although he looked much paler than ordinary children, but The spirit is still good, at least not like the kind of person who is mentally sluggish after knowing that he is about to die.

Mo Shenggu sighed, and said to Iori, "Wuji was well taken care of by you."

"That's natural." Iori accepted Mo Shenggu's compliment very calmly, and took a sip of tea.Then he found that Mo Shenggu had no tea yet, so he took the teapot and teacup, poured a cup of tea for Mo Shenggu, and pushed it to the table in front of him.

Mo Shenggu said a word of thanks, and took a sip lightly.

The author has something to say: Sister Zhiruo~ Although I like Minmin more, I still look forward to seeing you on the stage~ It’s interesting to be fascinated by Xiao Qingshu~