[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

After Iori returned home, he stayed at home for another half a month, and then suddenly heard Aguang's screams from the living room. Iori thought that some monster broke her barrier and ran in, but came out with a knife. Look, it's Stark in the iron suit standing in the living room!

Stark took off his mask and said to Iori: "Who are you, why are you here?" Still brushing his teeth with a toothbrush?

Yashen Guang's mouth was frothy, and his mouth was full of toothpaste, but he couldn't care less about swallowing a few mouthfuls of toothpaste at this moment, and he couldn't care less about seeing Iron Man Stark—or Robert Downey Jr.?Anyway, I can't take care of the excitement of seeing them.The only thing he needs to care about now is why this man can open the door with their house key and walk in?

Why does this man have keys?

Why does this man have the keys to their house! ┗|｀O′|┛

Hearing footsteps, the two people facing each other looked at Yagami.Yagami smiled awkwardly, and introduced to the two: "Hey, Tony, this is my brother Yagami Hikari, you can just call him Hikari." Then he said seriously to Yagami: "This is your brother-in-law ——You can tell from his flamboyant armor, he is Iron Man Stark."

Yashenguang subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of toothpaste foam.

Iori quickly said: "Oh, I'm going, what are you doing?! Spit it out, spit it out! Where's the water glass? I'll go, you don't know how to rinse your mouth with it in your hand? Rinse your mouth quickly!" Iori pressed Yagami Guang's head was pressed to the front of the pool.

Yagami Guang just finished rinsing his mouth in such a daze.And the price is that I don't know how many mouthfuls of toothpaste water I swallowed.

Afterwards, Guang Yagami reacted to all kinds of disturbances, even ignoring going to school, and stayed at home sloppily, asking Yagami to explain to him what was going on, why she picked and picked, and finally picked one of this kind of person to be Boy friend? !

Stark was silent and helpless: Hey, what is this kind of person?What kind of person is he?

He is a superhero!

Facing Yagami Guang, Yagami finally had no choice but to call Lao Ban, ask for leave for himself and Yagami Guang, and then sat on the sofa to negotiate with Yagami Guang.

Yagami Guang said righteously: "He is an old man, and you are still young. When you are 30 years old, he will lose all his teeth. How can you be happy?"

Iori also said righteously: "After he dies, I can remarry with a lot of money."

Stark sitting on the other side of the sofa: (￣_￣|||)

Hikaru Yagami changed his posture and attacked again: "Rich men always have a bunch of underground... huh~"

Yagami also changed his posture, and leaned back on the sofa, "The last beautiful ones are all mine."

Yashenguang couldn't help being calm anymore, and slapped the coffee table with his palm: "If there is a mistress who provokes a divorce, what if he divorces you?!"

Yagami smiled cutely, made a (*￣▽￣)y on the cheek with his hand and said, "Then I'm more suitable, just click them off, and look for them with the money."

Stark who has been listening again: (￣_￣|||)

In the end, Yagami bowed under his elder sister's lips, glared at Stark silently, and then ran away in tears: "I won't admit that an old man like you is my brother-in-law...of... ..." Yagami, who watched Hikari Yagami run away, turned around, and said to Stark who had been listening but said nothing: "You heard it too, don't you want to express your opinion? "The sturdy speech she made just now, most people will be scared away when they hear it, right?

But is Stark a normal person?

So Stark, who is conceited as a superhero, leaned over and kissed Yagami on the forehead, and said confidently: "I will not let everything you discuss happen, we don't have to worry about that at all, so——do I still Need to say anything more?"

Iori's eyes sank, and Lian, who was holding Stark, said affectionately: "I..."

Stark thought that there would be a "newly married" of Xiao Biesheng's newly married or something, but Yagami said to him: "I'm hungry, let me cook a bowl of wonton for us, what kind of stuffing do you want, pork Chinese cabbage?"

Stark rolled his eyes helplessly, "No matter what!"

Yagami stood up and walked lightly to the kitchen. Stark shouted at her back unwillingly: "Don't we do something? You know, do something~what~"

But Iori did not answer.Maybe I didn't hear it, maybe I heard it and pretended not to know.And from the kitchen, Stark can still faintly hear Iori's brisk singing: "There are a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea. They are lively and smart... They worked together and used their brains to defeat Gargamel... They are happy and happy~”

And Stark's feeling is: happy your sister!

Soon after, Stark told Iori that his research on blue light or red light has made a little progress, and now he can use the micro-device he made to turn on blue light or red light—and under normal circumstances, the red light he turned on on his own initiative Light always goes to his own world; and the blue light he turns on either goes to other worlds or reaches Yagami's world, and the place where he arrives at Yagami's place is not always certain, and once he even fell directly into the Pacific Ocean ...

Yagami said with a smile at this time: "That is to say, you have come to my world 'so many times', but you have not contacted me 'once'?"

"No, no, no..." Stark explained to Yagami unhurriedly: "At first I turned on the Light device-let's call it the 'L' device first. At first I turned on the L device, and the The light is extremely unstable, and it is impossible for me to experiment with myself, so every time I travel through the light, it is done by robots, and they go to various worlds to collect information."

"At the beginning, the lights I turned on were big and small. The diameter of the big one could be as high as a two-story building, and the small one was only as big as a walnut, and it was extremely unstable. It was turned on for a short time and had jitters. When traveling through the past, half of my body passed by, and the other half stayed in my world." Speaking of this, the Iori Queen held Stark's arm in fear, Stark hugged her back, and then teased disapprovingly: "Don't Worry, baby, you man, how could I put myself in danger? So this time I came to you in person after the light stabilized."

"...Finally, we can now finally turn the light on and off in a stable L device. At that time you can go where you want, come back when you want, and we can finally-"

"Finally can...?"

"I can finally get married and have a baby safely..." Stark kissed Yagami's forehead, "I don't have to worry about being separated for a long time, or getting together less and more, as long as we want, we can go wherever we want. Any world tour!"

"—Honey, you are so handsome!!!" Iori hugged Stark's neck and kissed him hard.

……

"By the way, how do we distinguish the world? For example, I wanted to go to "Chu Liuxiang" but ended up at "Lu Xiaofeng" instead?"

"Don't worry, the worlds we've been to have been recorded. Different worlds have different frequencies of light. We number them here. When we want to go to that world, we can turn on the L frequency of that world—OK, we It will arrive smoothly."

"—Honey, you are so handsome!" Yagami kissed Stark again.

Later, Yagami discussed with Stark and decided to get married. After marriage, he will finish high school here, and return to Stark's place to live after high school. If Yagami's parents are willing, they will take their two elders to live together. It is free immigration; if the two elders are unwilling, the two will come back to see the two elders every now and then... Although Stark's age, he is like Ouyang Jian and Gu Xiaojun's father in "The Big Man". It is estimated that they can be called brothers and sisters, but unfortunately their identities are... father and son.

So when Iori's father saw Stark with a big beard, he almost didn't faint!

Like Gu Xiaojun's parents, Yashen's parents refused to agree to it, and Yashen's father took the mop at home even more mightily, and beat Iron Man out with incomparable might!

Then the days of chicken and dog jumping began, and Stark began a long day of pleasing his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Because of the L device, two people finally don't have to live in two places. They start to sleep here and there for a while during school days and over there during holidays.

Then one day, Blu-ray appeared again.

Stark immediately said: "Wait, let's use the L device to scan the frequency first..." He raised the watch in his hand, and it was actually a small microcomputer, which is also the carrier of the L device.Stark looked at the frequency inside, and said to Yagami: "It seems to be a new frequency, a world that has never been to, let's go together?"

Yagami put his arms around Stark's neck and said, "Naturally together! If there is a chance, I don't want to be separated from you." Then rub.

Stark nodded, and the two made a little preparation and stepped into Blu-ray together.

After entering, they found that they seemed to have landed on a wilderness. In the distance, there was a young man dressed in fine clothes, riding a pony while walking, staggering. Fortunately, he could keep his eyes closed and not follow the horse. Fall off your back.

Stark said to Yagami: "Well, it's the ancient world again, I hate you unscientific swords and swords the most." As soon as he finished speaking, Yagami poked his shoulder and said: "I still hate you the most Pseudoscience over there!" Yagami once made a special point, and the production of new elements is not without it, but it is extremely unstable, and it will decay after one billionth of a second of existence; At that scale, a large magnet is required, but there is no such thing in the movie; when Stark synthesizes new elements, he is in the same room, which means that he will inevitably undergo extremely strong radiation; and the new elements generated Impossible to go in one direction and so on...

Stark curled his lips, "It can only be said that the world is different from the world, and the laws of nature in our place are not like yours."

Iori smiled, and then said as a matter of course: "Of course I know. So the natural laws of the ancient world are different from yours. You shouldn't be ashamed to call it unscientific, right? Otherwise, your side is not scientific."

"No, No, No..." Stark was about to say something, when the boy on horseback over there had already walked beside them, and happened to open his eyes and take a look at them when he passed by, and then he saw Shi in the steel suit. After Tucker, he couldn't help shouting: "What monster?!"

Yagami burst into laughter immediately, and said to Stark, "Don't wear a steel suit, come to ancient times and be called a monster once!"

"If you don't wear it, you will be regarded as a monster?" People in this modern era have never seen a foreigner like him, okay?Even if he doesn't wear the steel suit, just because of his hair, eyes, and appearance, he will still be regarded as a monster, okay?Stark pouted.And there are murderous guys everywhere here, so it's better to dress safely.

The author has something to say: Although it looks like the ending, it is not the ending. ╮(╯_╰)╭

There is also a world of Tianlongbabu.

Then there is the extra world, anyone suggest?No one, I just thought about it myself.