[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

While Xiaotou was cooking, Yuki Kusama picked up the textbook beside her and started to review her homework, Ziwu Sosama lay lazily on the table thinking about her hunger.

Yagami took out some paper origami cranes.

In her hands, the small square piece of paper quickly turned into a delicate paper crane with various shapes and strange patterns.Seeing such a grassy purple, Wu gave her an appreciative glance and said, "It's very delicate!"

"Thank you." There was no sincerity in Yagami's tone.

Cao Mo Ziwu asked casually, seemingly unintentionally: "Why did you choose to be a witch?"

Iori kept on moving, and after folding one paper crane, he went to fold another one, and at the same time he replied casually: "Because it's easy to make money! This job is not tiring, it's interesting, and it earns a lot of money. It's a good choice." Yo!"

"Hmph." Cao Mo snorted coldly and disdainfully.

Yagami glanced at him, suddenly rushed over and hugged him, and with a bang, orange smoke filled the air, and Soma turned into an orange kitten under the eyes of everyone.After being stunned for a moment, Kusama quickly jumped out of Iori's arms, stepped on the table and stared at Iori, raised his paws and said violently: "You bastard, what are you doing, do you want to be punched by me?" ?!"

Iori laughed strangely for a while, and then said lightly: "It's nothing, I just want to see the cat."

A "well" appeared on Cao Mojia's forehead, and then he opened his claws and rushed towards Iori, "Let me send you to the west heaven!"

In the end... the flirtatious Yagami was caught by Soma, and the red-faced Daozi was relieved now.

but……

Kusama Yuki asked Yagami, "Why didn't I transform when you hugged me?"

Iori said perfunctorily, "Because I am a witch."

"...Then why did the stupid cat transform when you hugged it?" Yuki Soma clenched his fist hidden under the table, suppressing the faintly rising anger.

Yagami still didn't realize it, and said perfunctorily, "Because I'm a witch."

Soma Yuki suddenly felt that Soma's grip on Yagami was so powerful, he never felt that Soma's grip was so right.

A few days later, Cao Moleluo, Cao Mojia's "fiancée", came.She came to visit because she heard that Honda Tou lived here and she was afraid that her husband would be robbed. After Cao Mozi Wu's evil intentional instigation, Cao Mo Leluo thought that Honda Tou liked Cao Mojia, Then there was a series of violent beatings of Soma, Yagami was still on the sidelines, not to be confused, saying that he actually likes Somo, so Somo yelled at her again and again: "You bastard, don't add fuel!"

Then he was beaten up by Somo Lero, who was jealous and angry.

The wicked Iori also deliberately comforted Soma Lero, saying that men are always in a hurry, eating what is in the bowl and watching what is in the pot, and together with Soma Lero despised the three big men of the Soma family, making the three of them It was extremely embarrassing, and Iori took the opportunity to hug Le Luo's small waist.

When eating in the evening, both Cao Mojia and Cao Mo Leluo were not there. One of them was annoyed and avoided Cao Mo Leluo on purpose. So cleaning up the mess.

After dinner, Honda remembered that the two who hadn't eaten were a little worried, so he pinched a few rice balls and took them out to find the two. Then he saw Somo Lero squatting outside alone, beating up Somoro in the morning. The broken paper door.She walked over gently, handed the rice ball to Cao Mo Leluo, and repaired the paper door with Cao Mo Le Luo.The two talked and laughed, and cut out cats and mice out of paper and pasted them on the door.

Looking at Yagami who collapsed in the living room watching TV after eating, Zi Wu who was sitting beside him sighed, "They are also girls, both of them are repairing doors, why don't you go out and help?"

Iori waved his hand lazily and said, "I'm not virtuous. And why don't you go out, I have the same reason!"

Cao Mo Zi Wu looked at her, "You seem to like pinching."

"His personality is very pleasing." Iori said casually.

"You seem to like Xiao Tou very much."

"Her personality is also very pleasing."

"But you don't look like Yuki."

"His character is unpleasant."

Cao Mo Ziwu smiled, and looked at Yagami with those penetrating eyes, "Is the reason the same as what you said?"

Iori suddenly laughed, then sat up cross-legged, looked at Soma Ziwu with his chin in one hand and said, "Naturally it's different. I like children with simple personalities. Soma Yuki thinks too much, burdens too much, and is sensitive." There are too many of them, I don’t dare to touch such children—who knows which words will touch their sensitive hearts? Oh, just like a few days ago, the relationship between me and him hasn’t eased yet.”

"You will find that he is actually a good boy." Cao Mozi Wu said with a smile.

Iori blinked indifferently, "I know he is a good boy."

Cao Mozi Wu put away his smiling face, and his expression was a little serious: "But you are still rejecting him. Since you know how sensitive he is, why are you so undisguised?"

"It's just because of my personality." Yagami said perfunctorily.

Cao Mozi Wu sighed, "You will make him very sad."

"I know."

"Why are you doing this?"

"do not know."

"...Actually, you like him very much, don't you?"

"I admit."

"Then don't act like you hate him."

"I'll try."

"...You really deserve a beating."

"Thank you."

Since living in Kusama's house, Yagami has watched several plots up close. Although it is much more interesting than watching animation, it can also be interactive. In addition to being cute and lovable, it is really a bit boring, and naturally it is not as interesting as the world of "Supernatural".

So Yagami's new interest now is to go shopping in the streets and parks.Because almost every character in anime like Fruits Basket is beautifully drawn, walking on the street, you can find all kinds of handsome men and beauties appearing in groups.

The extremely boring Iori is now sitting on a bench in the park, half leaning on the back of the chair, watching the people coming and going.

Suddenly, Iori's dead fish eyes lit up!

Beauty, definitely a great beauty!A long-haired beauty in a kimono came lightly, holding a bag of snacks in her hand, and walked past Yagami with small steps.Yagami rolled his eyes, and kicked a stone over. The beauty focused on her eyes, but didn't notice the sudden danger under her feet, so she stepped on it, and immediately fell backwards on her back.

Iori, a carp, jumped up from the chair, and then strode out to hug the beauty's waist, perfectly performing an exciting heroic rescue of the beauty!

This slender waist that can be grasped freely...

Iori hugged the beauty in his arms, and the faint rose fragrance came from the tip of her nose, and she couldn't help hugging her even tighter.And the limp body in her arms shrank slightly, then slowly raised her head...

"Sorry!" The beauty apologized in panic.

Yagami just wanted to ask you why you apologized, but the beauty made a series of apologies. Her mouth was as fast as running a train. Before Yagami had time to say something, she turned into a beauty who took out a sharp knife and pointed herself down. Poking, he was so guilty that he wanted to commit seppuku!

Iori quickly snatched the knife over.

Hehe...she knew who this strange beauty was.

After finally stopping the beauty from apologizing, Yagami said wearily: "If you say sorry again, you will be the biggest sorry to me, you know, Miss Beauty? I beg you, don't let me hear you apologize again It's..."

"Yes..." Kusama Ratsu was terrified and wanted to apologize, but remembering Iori's words just now, he immediately closed his mouth and only looked at Iori with tears in his eyes.And although Yagami knew that this guy in women's clothes was a fake mother, but she couldn't resist such a delicate and delicate face in front of her... Silently embraced and rubbed against such a soft body. It's really nice to hug!

Kusama Lijin blinked, and suddenly found that he was hugging this woman without transforming, and then thought in horror: "Could it be that you are also a man?!" Surprised, he blurted out involuntarily.

Sure enough, it belongs to the Kusama family, and the brain circuit is the same. -________-''

Iori leaned lazily on him and said, "I am a woman."

Kusama Lijin was a little helpless, and he couldn't tell the secret that he would become a monkey if he was hugged by the opposite sex.but……

Ritsu Kusama blinked innocently, "That...Miss, have you hugged enough?"

Yagami let go of Kusama Ritsu with a regretful face, stretched out his hand to touch his chin, looked left and right, and said with great regret, "How can such a beautiful beauty be a man?"

Kusama Ritsu's face changed, and he opened his mouth to apologize, but Yagami quickly covered his mouth with quick eyes and hands.

"If you dare to apologize again, I will take off your clothes. What I said is not a lie, so from now on, if you let me hear your apology again... Hehe, I will think it is you who did it to me Invitation!" Iori looked at him with a smirk on his face, touched Li Jin's small waist with his hands, and then pinched his small buttocks.

Kusama Lijin trembled all over, and immediately burst into tears: Mama, Lijin met a bad woman!Don't let someone touch your ass, Lijin!

Yagami took the hand of Mo Lijin, turned around and walked back.Kusama Ritsu didn't know why, so he felt a little scared, and timidly asked, "What are you going to do?"

Iori said as a matter of course: "Didn't you come here to see Zi Wusang? Or your home is far away from here, what are you doing here by yourself? I'm just taking you back."

"I..." He was indeed curious because he heard that Caomo Ziwu lived in a woman who knew their secrets, so he was curious and wanted to come and have a look.But when he thought that his arrival would cause trouble to Brother Ziwu, he didn't dare to go near Cao Mo's house, he only dared to walk around in the nearby park, hesitating, not knowing whether he should take a step forward—— In fact, he has been lingering here for the past few days.

Being dragged away by Yagami, Kusama Lijin was finally dragged to Cusama Ziwu's house by her.Because today is the weekend, everyone is at home. Seeing the arrival of Kusama Ritsu, Honda looked at him expectantly, as if guessing which one of the twelve zodiac signs he is.

Iori Yagami revealed the answer when Honda stared at Lijin in an extremely malicious way: "It's a monkey."

Kusama Lijin was shocked, looked at her in disbelief and said, "How do you know? Could it be that I have unknowingly exposed everyone's secret..."

Seeing that he seemed to want to make a long speech again, Yagami immediately interrupted him in annoyance: "Shut up."

Kusama Ritsu closed his mouth obediently under the threat of Yagami, and Yagami also kindly explained: "Because I am a witch, I know everything. By the way, and, have you been thinking about living in The reason in this world?" Iori looked at Kusama Ritsu with evil interest, and a bad idea came to his mind.

Kusama Lijin nodded, surprised and said: "You, you know this too?"

Yagami suddenly grabbed his collar, pulled it in front of him, and said seriously, seriously, and pretending to be X: "Actually, the reason you live in this world is to be my concubine. Do you think As a man, why do you like to wear women's clothing? Because it is prepared for me to be my concubine; why do you think you are always obsessed with the reason for living? Because you do have such a reason that is pulling you."

"So the most popular summary: Sure enough, the reason you live is to be my little wife, which is meaningless. So do you understand, Kusama Ritsu... Oh no, you should be called Iorizu from now on, right, little wife?" She He patted Li Jin's face with a smirk.

Kusama Lijin immediately knelt down softly on the ground with dancing eyes.He leaned on the floor and muttered to himself in disbelief: "Oh, why, my reason for living is so bad, it's to be someone else's concubine! Oh, no, I hurt a woman as a wife I have hurt the feelings of a man who should only love his wife, I have persecuted a harmonious and happy family, I have caused a family that should have been happy and happy to be broken and displaced... Oh, God, please punish me , I am a sinful offender, I cannot forgive! I %...￥#￥%...%##..."

Hearing someone chattering in the entrance, Somo Ziwu, wearing a home bathrobe, poked his head out and saw it was Li Jin, his eyes widened in surprise, "Hey, little Li Jin would come out alone, it's unbelievable!"

Cao Mo Lijin heard Cao Mo Ziwu's words, and immediately crawled over, grabbed Cao Mo Ziwu's sleeve and cried loudly: "Brother Ziwu, did I cause you trouble? I must have caused you trouble, right?" Yes, I am a sinner, punish me, punish me, punish me!"

The veins on Yagami's forehead were throbbing, and for the first time, he had the urge to hit the "woman".