[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

A big bed with two people overlapping each other.

If it weren't for the thin white blanket covering the two of them, this would be a 3D surround version with no high-definition code... Yagami covered his face and said silently: "Hey, Tony, can you open the door first to let us in?" Am I going out?"

"What?!"

Mr. Stark, who was busy, was startled by the sudden appearance of a female voice. He looked up and found Yagami in Tuzki pajamas covering his face with his hands, and staring at him with wide eyes through his fingers... No, it was watching The woman under him had no breasts at all!

damn it!Stark cursed inwardly.He had already discovered that this woman looked at women in the wrong way!

At this time, the woman also discovered the Yagami who had appeared out of thin air, her eyes widened with horror.She screamed in fright, pushed Stark away from her as if she had taken a big pill, and quickly grabbed the blankets from both of them, regardless of whether Mr. Stark was still naked and alone Wrapping the blanket around her body, she screamed and shrank to the corner of the wall.

The woman yelled at Stark, "Who, who is that?! Oh God, what's going on?"

Stark rolled his eyes, finally chose to ignore the woman, looked at Yagami sarcastically and said, "Hey, look who this is, it's our traveling lady from another world, I don't know how you can be so If you have a leisurely heart, you are running around in two worlds, and you still come to see me in this situation—oh, of course, the reason for coming now is actually not too difficult to guess, isn’t it?”

While the two of them were talking, the woman quickly picked up the clothes on the ground, and began to wear them carefully while wrapping them in a blanket.

She was actually very angry when she was interrupted in the middle, but looking at Stark and the woman who didn't know how to appear, she swears by her keen sense of smell as a reporter, she definitely smelled gossip from it!

Stark scoop - oh, work is obviously more important than sleeping with men.

After all, this is money.

On the other side, Iori looked at the naked Stark, twitched the corner of his mouth, turned his eyes away helplessly and said: "Mr. Stark, if you think you have a good figure, if you must show it, please before showing it Look in the mirror first, please, look at your little belly!"

"Who told you to look here?! Besides, these are abdominal muscles, abdominal muscles, where is the belly!" Stark retorted dissatisfied.

"Heh, heh!" Iori let out a sneering sneer, crossed his shoulders and squinted at him and said, "I didn't know until now that the abdominal muscles are not one piece, but a big bulge. Really knowledgeable."

Stark looked at her speechlessly, and finally said: "Why are you back... no, what are you doing back?"

"Well, it's actually quite difficult to explain." Iori curled up the broken hair around his ears in embarrassment, and was about to explain, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the beautiful girl who was already dressed... Iori smiled awkwardly Twice, waved her hand and said, "Hey, beauty, I'm really sorry to disturb you-how about we talk later?" She said this sentence to Stark.

Stark looked at the woman unkindly.

The woman curled her lips, pretended to be angry and glared at Stark and said, "Although I have known that Mr. Stark is unreliable in some ways, it is jaw-dropping, but I didn't expect to encounter such a thing .OK, I won't interrupt your conversation, but Mr. Stark, if you have time, my visit..."

Stark raised his hand to interrupt the woman, "Okay, Pepper will arrange the time."

"Then, I hope that Mr. Tucker will have a good time tonight." Even so, the woman looked at Stark with gloating eyes, because the atmosphere between Yagami and Stark was obvious. It's a bit weird, and it's not certain whether the interrupted spring can be let out again.

The woman walked away happily.

Although the expected thing didn't happen, she didn't suffer from an exclusive interview.man?Is it worth the money?

Seeing the woman walk out of the room, Yagami looked away and continued to Stark: "After I returned from you, I did get home smoothly, and then one day, a well suddenly appeared in my bathroom..."

"A well? Oh, you think you're telling the story of The Ring?" Starkwind looked at her mockingly.

Iori was surprised, "So you have seen it too?"

"Can't I just watch a movie?" Stark wondered what the woman was thinking.

Iori was a little embarrassed, and changed the subject and said: "Uh, anyway, in short, that well has been appearing in front of me, repeatedly. At first it was at my home, then at school, at the mall, and even on the street—— I have a hunch that if I don't jump into it, it's not going to be over." She explained as best she could.It was still a bit difficult for her.

"So, so you jumped into the well in the end?" Stark still had that sarcasm.He still didn't believe Yagami's words.

"Yes, I jumped in, just as you guessed, I entered the world of "Midnight Ring". Fortunately..." Fortunately, she was reincarnated as a neon person, and she learned the mud boom language for free, unlike Poor communication is just as bad in this world.Iori smiled, and briefly skipped the experience of fighting the ghost, and finally concluded: "It's worth showing off——I killed Sadako to death. By the way, that woman is really not ordinary beautiful .” She said at the end, with a smug expression on her face, and a trace of aftertaste.

Stark's expression became somewhat complicated: serious, serious, dignified, and self-deprecating.He still doesn't believe in Yagami.

He covered the lower half of his face with his hands, looked at Yagami angrily, nodded and said, "Well, that's good, you are just perfunctory me like that? Going to the world of movies...? Hehe, you think I'm an artificial intelligence ?”

Jarvis said from the side: "Sir, please don't underestimate the IQ of artificial intelligence-even I won't believe it."

Stark immediately pointed at Jarvis, "Look, Jarvis doesn't even believe you."

Stark's ridicule made Yagami a little angry.She crossed her hips, looked at Stark with a cold face and said, "What's your attitude? You wanted to have a big fight with me just after I came back? I didn't lie to you, although it was a bit unbelievable, but how did I come here?" Don’t you know? You’ve seen such unimaginable things with your own eyes, but you just met Sadako, can’t you accept it?”

"Yes, I accept it, I accept it very much!" Stark yelled ironically, and angrily slammed on the glass wall, with a bang, blood flowed from the hand that hit the glass wall.

Iori shrank his neck in fright, and seeing him bleeding immediately, he walked over worriedly and said, "Hey, what are you doing?" She went to pull Stark's injured hand, but Stark grabbed her backhand He pushed her with his wrist, and they both fell down on the big soft bed.

Stark kissed Yagami's mouth, and occupied the high ground with his hand.

Yagami refused twice, but was dizzy from the kiss. In the end, he was defeated like a mountain and let Stark attack like a gust of wind.

A little farewell is better than a newlywed?Although it doesn't apply to her and Stark, she does have this similar feeling-and it feels surprisingly good at this time.This is the biggest surprise for her who has always been cold.God knows how cruel it is to want to enjoy it for a while, but not feel at all physically!Sure enough, Stark was her favorite.Although she still prefers women with big breasts... Forget it, touching Mr. Stark's belly feels almost the same, it's all soft.

Removing the hands that were making trouble on his stomach, Stark said helplessly, "You want to scratch my itchy flesh? I'm so weak."

Yagami smiled, and held it down with his backhand.

"Isn't it pretty hard?" Yagami said teasingly, and leaned over to kiss Stark. Mr. Stark's eyes sank when he was tempted, and he raised his hand to press her shoulder, leaned forward and drove straight in... Yagami closed his eyes and raised his head. , The straightened body is particularly sensational.She took a deep breath and sank into the raging waves.

In the end, Yagami was dripping with sweat.She said hoarsely: "Youarebest..."

"True." Stark said confidently with suppressed panting.

After finishing, Iori lay down next to Mr. Stark with his eyes closed.

"After I left, I experienced quite a lot of worlds, besides "Midnight Ring" and... let's talk about two you may be familiar with, such as the hit TV series "Supernatural Force" in recent years, and "Haha" which was once popular all over the world. Liebert."

"Harry Potter?" Stark looked surprised.

Iori smiled and said, "Hogwarts, I've lived here for nearly a semester. It's really a place where it's easy to get lost."

Stark was obviously interested, "Did you become a witch? What kind of magic did you learn?"

"It's a bit..." Yagami muttered disappointedly: "Oh, I haven't even learned the simplest fluorescent flashes, and I haven't even been able to smuggle a magic wand back. It's a pity when I think about it."

Stark saw that she didn't seem to be telling a lie, so he was a little suspicious.He asked awkwardly: "Have you really...been to those worlds?" Do those things really exist?ghost?monster?demon?

Seeing that Mr. Stark seemed to be inexplicably worried, Yagami couldn't help covering his mouth and snickering.

Stark pushed her dissatisfied, and she said jokingly: "Of course. Not only that, in fact, the world I live in is a world where humans and monsters are mixed together, and I earn money by catching ghosts and killing monsters." The witch of money." She raised her right hand, and on her slender wrist was wrapped a silver bracelet covered with various magic circles and charm-like decorations, with a total of seven rings, and it jingled when it shook.

Stark's attention was drawn to the bracelet.

He squeezed a certain star formation above with his hand, "What is this?"

"Magic artifact. Each of the spells and formations above has its own function—for example, this one is a magic sealing circle." She picked up a hollowed-out circular magic circle, "The magic sealing circle, as the name suggests, is used to seal demons." .As long as the demon or monster is led into the magic circle, he can be trapped."

Stark blinked in disbelief, his long eyelashes flickering, "Uh, do you still fight monsters?"

"Almost." Yagami turned around and looked at him while lying on his side with his head propped up. "My weapon is a longbow, and my special skill is an arrow to destroy demons. Using a longbow to shoot arrows with powerful spiritual power is very powerful. .But then Blu-ray came out, you know, the first world I came to was your world..."

"This is the first world you came to?" Stark looked a little surprised.

Iori looked at him speechlessly, "Haven't you been studying me? If I knew what was going on at that time, I would have asked you to do those weird experiments?"

Stark looked at her with complicated eyes, "I thought you were so calm because you have experienced it many times-you know, the kind that goes to another world, then goes on vacation, has an affair, and finally treats it like nothing Happened to go home. I thought..."

Yagami guessed why Stark was silent.

She got up, held Stark's face in her hands and said: "This is the first world I came to. I left in such a hurry because I was afraid that if I didn't leave soon, I wouldn't be able to go back. I have Dad, mother, younger brother, grandpa, grandma, all kinds of cousins, friends and relatives... I can't abandon them because of the man I like."

Stark was silent for a long time.

Then he suddenly smiled, looked at Iori with deep meaning and said, "The man you like? Huh? Is it me?"

Yagami rolled his eyes, let go of his hand and rolled aside.Stark immediately turned over and pressed on him, and asked relentlessly: "Hey, girl, you said it yourself, the man you like. Is it me? There is no one else but me. Could it be Jarvis?" He Looking up at the camera on the ceiling, the "eye" of Jarvis, he said, "Hey, Jarvis, do you think Miss Tina likes you?"

Jarvis immediately said: "No, my husband. I am an artificial intelligence, and Miss Tina is a human being. There is no possibility between us."

"Look." Stark looked at Iori confidently.

Yagami covered his face, "What are you looking at? It's Jarvis, Jarvis is much more handsome than you!"

Stark curled his lips in dissatisfaction, pinched her face and said: Eon, Tina, I didn't even design an image of Jarvis, how can you tell that he is more handsome than me?Um?Is there a more handsome and charming man than me in this world? "He moved his face closer.

Yagami smiled and pushed his face away, "Because there is no image, so I can imagine by myself!"

"Bad guy, liars should be punished..." Stark said, breaking Yagami's legs with his legs and getting in.

"Ah..." Yagami shivered in pain from the sudden rush, followed by a more violent attack.Panting and humming, she swayed in line with Stark's movements, enjoying the excitement like a huge wave.