[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Nick announced over the comm: "Agent Coulson died in the line of duty."

Phil Coulson is the man who has always admired these superheroes in the movies, and he is also the man who will die whose name Yagami couldn't remember at first.It was because of his death that these superheroes put aside their previous suspicions and united against the enemy.

Hawkeye was rescued, and the energy controlling him disappeared because Natasha accidentally hit his head against the railing; on the other side, Bruce, who turned into a Hulk due to anger, fell with Thor Disembarked from the spaceship, now missing; the two Starks and Captain America sat in the conference room, listening to Nick's "Avengers" plan, silently looking at Phil's relics - their superhero cards.At this time, Phil had no chance to ask for autographs from them who Phil admired.

Here, Phil's death made them feel sad and reflective.

After Nick left, Stark thought of Loki's plan in a flash. At the same time, Stark also guessed that Loki's current hiding place might be the Stark Building—that guy who likes to show off must be On top of the tallest building in the city that can blow their face the most!And that building is only the Stark Building!

The two Starks glanced at each other and decided to set off as soon as possible, and Captain America and Yagami naturally chose to be with them.They found Hawkeye and Natasha, and after the four got ready, they left the spaceship together by plane.

They came to the Stark Building smoothly, and in the office on the roof, both Stark found a steel suit that could be worn.

What follows is a fierce battle.

At this time, Iori, who found the bow and arrow, finally lamented that he came in handy-basically destroying an alien or something with one arrow, don't fight too much.Of course the bow is sponsored by Hawkeye.

Seeing that the Hulk appeared at some unknown time and jumped onto the huge alien biological spaceship, Yagami knew that the war was coming to an end.She used shikigami to fly herself into the sky, flew to the teleportation device on the roof of the Stark Industrial Building, and saw that the doctor who had been controlled had woken up—the doctor was climbing to the edge of the roof at this time, trying to commit suicide .

Iori fell from the sky and said to the doctor coldly: "Doctor, you have attracted aliens to invade, but you are afraid of being responsible, and you want to commit suicide before you clean up this mess. Do you think you are worthy of being in this war?" The innocent people who died?"

The doctor turned pale at Yagami's words.

Then there was a loud noise, Yagami shrunk his neck subconsciously, turned his head to look at the source of the sound, and found that the Hulk who jumped to the top of the building at some time was holding Loki's feet and falling on the ground.Yagami Yile, then flew over carefully, until she saw the Hulk jumping off the roof and then went to beat the aliens, she ran over and squatted next to Loki with a gloating smile and said: "Yo, god, areyou OK? "

Loki squinted at Iori with his eyes, "Laugh at me?"

"Nope, I love you." Iori pretended to touch Loki's face, Loki let out a dissatisfied "Hey", and patted Iori's paw away with his hands.Yagami withdrew his hand and said to him, "How was the beating? Can you get up?"

Loki didn't speak.

Yagami laughed strangely, and then stretched out the devil's hand to the immobile soft girl Kigami...

When the Avengers Stark rushed in with the nuclear bomb before the portal was closed, and used the nuclear bomb to blow up the energy source of the aliens, all the aliens seemed to be like robots whose power was cut off, completely losing their life instincts. Like a piece of discarded steel.

Black Widow, Hawkeye, Thor, Hulk, Captain America, the two Iron Men.After all the aliens "turned off", the six people went to the office on the roof of the Stark Building together to find the culprit Loki to settle the score.

result……

Seeing that Yagami was picking off Loki's clothes, and when Loki was tearing his clothes desperately and shouting "Get out of the pervert", Stark, who was still weak just now, suddenly burst into laughter.

Stark's complexion can be compared to that of a pig's liver.

Thor patted Stark on the shoulder sympathetically, "Loki has been very popular with girls since he was a child."

Avengers Stark added fuel to the fire and said, "Me too."

Stark shrugged them off, walked over to Yagami and said, "Hey, do you know what you're doing?!"

Yagami looked up at him, and said nastyly: "Hey, Tony, help? Let's pick him up together and take a few fruit photos. If he dares to come again next time, how about we broadcast it all over the world in high-definition? "She smiled wickedly, and touched Loki's chest restlessly with her hand.

Stark hastily pulled her hand away.

Before Stark could speak, Thunder God next to him said: "Hey, miss, the dignity of a god is inviolable! Get your claws off my brother's chest!" His tone was righteous .

Yagami looked up at Thor, and then touched it again expressionlessly.

Thor raised his hammer angrily, Stark quickly stood in front of Yagami, but Yagami stepped over Stark's shoulder and said to Thor: "Do you know? You will come to Earth next time, and the reason is Loki .”

Thor froze for a moment, then said to her seriously: "The most prophetic god in Asgard doesn't know this kind of thing." He was mocking Yagami for lying.After all, even the most predictable god didn't predict this kind of thing, so how could Yagami know?

Iori curled his lips in disdain, "That's because they don't know Thor II."

Because those so-called gods have neither watched the blockbuster "Thor 2" nor know that Thor is really two!Yagami clicked 32 likes in his heart for the pun he thought of.Well, she is really smart.

"What?" Thor didn't understand.

Yagami shrugged and stopped talking, letting Thor ask what she wanted, but she just kept silent.And Thor couldn't really hit a little girl with his hammer.

One month after the alien invasion ended, Yagami, who lived with Stark in the Stark house of Avengers, accidentally discovered blue light on the indoor swimming pool.After saying goodbye to Avengers Stark and people in this world, Iori took Stark into Blu-ray together.

The exit is Yagami's house.

Stark looked around in Yagami's bathroom, "Where is this?"

Iori went to the sink to wash his face, then calmly picked up a towel and wiped his face while saying, "This is my home. It seems that we have to wait for the next Blu-ray to see if we can go back to your place."

Stark was silent for a while, and asked again: "Is there a rule?"

Iori wet another clean towel with water, twisted the excess water and threw it to Stark, and said: "There is no rule. The only rule is that the blue light will appear every few days, and once you enter it is another world. Once I came out, it was my world. It's a pity that when I went in with you, its rules have been broken, what will happen next time... I don't know."

Stark's face was heavy, and he covered his face with the wet towel that Yagami handed him, trying to calm down.

Yagami pulled him out of the bathroom and stood in the living room. She pointed at the room with a smile and said, "You know, there is an old saying in China that once you come, you will be safe, so you should stay in peace first, I will not You will be charged for accommodation.”

Stark heard the words and hugged her from behind Yagami.

"Are we still in the relationship of collecting money?" He said as a matter of course.

Iori was happy after hearing this, turned around and hugged Stark and kissed him, "This is so good to hear, okay╭╮"

the next day.

Seeing Yagami wearing the alluring school uniform of the girls from the Neon Country and carrying a schoolbag to go to school, Stark really had the illusion of "Have I really become the perverted uncle of Lolicon?"

At the door, Yagami kissed Stark, and said with a smile: "Be careful, don't go out and seduce little girls. By the way, there are really monsters in this world. If you encounter supernatural events, go outside and take a taxi to come to me." My school is looking for me, I am in Class [-] and [-], and my neon name is Yagami Moon. There is also my mobile phone number. I turn it on at any time, and you can contact me at any time if you have trouble."

Stark smiled, patted her head and said, "You think I'm a child?"

"No, I'm just worried that you will encounter supernatural events. To be honest, there are a lot of things in this world, so you'd better wear the bracelet I gave you at all times." She pointed at her and forced Stark to wear it. Red prayer bead bracelet on hand.

Stark said helplessly: "Understood, let's go, are you going to be late for school?"

Yagami looked up at the wall clock on the wall, exclaimed: "Oops!" and then ran away quickly.

Stark sighed, closed the door of the porch, turned around in the room by himself, and finally sighed: "It's really small. Is it because the place is too small, so the room is so small?" Remembering that he actually talked to Yagami yesterday Squeeze that cot together... Stark felt compelled to buy a new one.Now he doesn't know how long he will stay here, if he sleeps in that bed every day, he will die of depression.

After thinking about it, Stark took out Yagami's card and door key, and walked out of the room.

When Iori returned home again, she found that her second-floor villa had almost changed.The study, dining room, living room, and bathroom on the first floor have all been opened up, and now there is only an open kitchen and living room. In the living room, there is a huge sofa and a super-large LCD TV, and... I'm going, a robot hand? !Stark assembled this thing in just one day?With such a backward technological level in this world? !

After receiving the glass of juice it poured from the machine, Yagami couldn't imagine what the second floor of his home had become.

Stark, who was sitting on the sofa, saw her coming back, and said triumphantly: "Look, isn't it much more spacious now?" He leaned on the sofa, as if I had done a great thing.

Yagami raised his hand to interrupt him, took a deep breath and said, "You... you tell me what happened on the second floor first, I need to be mentally prepared in advance, I need to be calm... calm..."

Stark touched his nose, "It's nothing, just expand your bedroom and bathroom."

"...What about the study room? What about the guest room? What about the utility room?" Yagami comforted himself psychologically: nothing, men are territorial animals, they circle and plan their territory is natural, you can't be angry, you can't be with him Care about, pay attention to demeanor, demeanor... Hey, blah, fuck his demeanor!I want to cry so much!

"Well, the messy things in the utility room are for you, and the utility room has not been moved. As for the guest room and study room, they have been expanded into your bedroom and bathroom." Stark said indifferently.

Iori stared wide-eyed, then threw the schoolbag to him, and then quickly ran upstairs and opened the door of the bathroom—oh, it’s very nice and gorgeous, the point is that it’s big... She couldn’t help shouting: "You bought such a big bathtub?!" I made it obvious by trying!

Stark said calmly: "You understand." The shared bath is also a bit small now, but it can only barely, there is no space.

Then Yagami opened the bedroom door again...

The bed in the room is the same size as Stark's previous bed, or the same style. I really don't know how Stark found a bed that is exactly the same as the world of "Iron Man" in this world.Well, that's great, and they don't have to worry about falling off when they roll around at night.

But that weird computer and the secret door in the wall are...?

Yagami curiously opened a small secret door on the wall next to the bed, and found that it was hollowed out, and there was a huge electronic product. As for what it was... She shouted out the door: "Tony, you are in my room." What's in the wall?!"

"Oh, it's the unfinished Jarvis." Stark lazily walked up and said.

Yagami's eyes lit up, and all the complaints just now were swept away.She rushed over happily, hugged Stark and kissed him fiercely on the face: "Oh, Tony, you want to move Jarvis here? My dear, this is your wisest choice. !"

Stark was a little sad.

It turned out that the wisest choice for me was to create an AI rival for myself?