[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

It was a dream, a dream about the Starks.

In the dream, Yagami seemed to walk into Stark's world through the blue light again.But this time, the scene Yagami saw was exactly the same as the last time: in Stark's room, a beautiful woman with reddish-brown hair in white business attire was hugged by Stark In it, the woman's legs were wrapped around Stark's waist, and the two leaned against a candlelit dinner table and kissed passionately.

Yagami suddenly appeared in the room at this time.

Stark looked up inadvertently, only to find Yagami standing in the corner of the room, a look of panic flashed across his face, and he quickly pushed the woman away.The woman fell from his arms, stood on the ground in some embarrassment, and then turned around to see Yagami.She frowned at Iori, and said proudly: "Who are you? Why are you here? Trespassing on private..."

But Stark cut her off.Stark said nervously to Iori: "Tina, this is just a misunderstanding!"

Iori looked at him sarcastically, "Misunderstanding? Again?"

"No, it's not like that, you need to listen to my explanation." Stark walked straight towards Yagami, and passed by the woman. The woman looked at Stark in amazement, feeling that she was being ignored. One point made her a little unacceptable. After all, a woman like her basically only had the experience of rejecting others, and had no experience of being rejected by others, so this time she paid special attention to it.

On the other side, Yagami crossed his arms, nodded with a self-deprecating smile and said, "Okay, I will listen to your explanation, what do you want to explain?"

"...I think you have misunderstood me." Stark looked at Iori with a frown.

Yagami laughed, and said to him funny: "Didn't you say you want to explain? Explain."

Stark's complexion suddenly darkened, and he said in a bad mood: "But you are already in your heart, are you sure what happened to me and Karilena, right? Is it useful for me to explain? No matter what I say, you will feel that I am You're lying, right?"

Iori nodded as if he didn't care at all, "Yeah, that's probably it."

Stark's face darkened suddenly.He turned around anxiously, walked around the room like a headless chicken, then kicked a chair next to the dining table without warning, and shouted angrily: "Sometimes I really don't know What are you thinking! You always act like nothing is important, as if it is the same to you if you have me or not, sometimes I really don’t know what our relationship is! " He turned his back to Yagami irritably.

"What is it? Hehe, then tell me, what is our relationship?" Iori looked at Stark's back with a sneer.

Stark also laughed, gritted his teeth and said, "Haha, you ask me? How the hell would I know!" He turned around instantly, looking at Yagami with sharp eyes, "For you, my world is you At a certain point in the journey, you decide to come or go, and I, I can only wait for you here, waiting for you who don’t know when you will come back—or you who will never come back in your life!” His last sentence was almost Roared out.

Iori took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and tried to calmly say: "Do you think this is something I can control?"

"Oh, yes, it's not your fault! You can't control it, can you?" Stark looked at Yagami mockingly, "You don't even have a deadline, and you ask me to wait-well, I am willing , but you, do you want to suspect me as soon as you come back? You don't even ask me, don't think about it, don't take a good look at what's going on, just convict me and feel sorry for what I've done Your business. But that's not the point, the point is, I don't even know why I'm waiting for you!"

"Waiting for a woman who can't be by my side? Waiting for a woman who can't even come back? Tell me, what is my reason? I, why, why, I want, wait for you!" He almost Questioned Yagami word by word.

"Hehehehe..." Yagami laughed amusedly.Then she suddenly put away her smile, looked at Stark absurdly and said, "Why do you ask me? Isn't this reason your own? Did I say anything, did I ask you to wait for me!" What's more, have you done it?The first time you came back, you fucked a woman, and the second time you came back, you had a candlelight dinner with a woman and an affectionate kiss. If there was a third time, did you greet me with your daughter in your arms? !

Stark gasped: How could this woman be so...!

He suppressed his anger and said with a sneer: "Yes, you never asked, how could the great Miss Tina make such a request? But don't you think so?! If you don't think so, then see me With this woman—" Stark pointed to Kariana who was still standing aside, but he didn't look at her, and only said to Yagami: "When you saw me kissing her, why did you look like you wanted to eat her?" Human expression? If it's really like what you said, you didn't want me to wait for you all the time, then what reason do you have to pursue me?"

Iori felt that his sanity had been completely broken.

"Ha, yes, what reason do I have to pursue you? Even if you sleep with that woman, it has nothing to do with me!"

"Well, that's what you said! Waiting for the woman in my Stark's bed to go around..."

"It doesn't matter to me if you can circle the earth ten times! You old guy, even if you die of kidney failure, it doesn't matter to me!"

"What, I'm old? I think you're a yellow-haired girl. You don't even have an A cup. I actually dumped so many mature, beautiful and sexy women because of you. I'm really crazy to do this!"

"Did I make you do this?"

"Yeah, it's not you, then I'll invite ten blonde beauties to the party tonight!"

"Scream, if you want to scream, it's none of my business? You dwarf!"

"...Who are you calling a dwarf? You are like a bamboo stick, without any setbacks. You still have the face to call others short?!"

"It's better than packing a box when you're filming a scene with someone else! You didn't miss a box when you kissed Pepper, didn't you? Old dwarf."

"I-shouldn't-choose you! If it wasn't for you, Little Pepper wouldn't be someone else's wife at this time! The Stark I saw in the Avengers had a much more leisurely life than me. You don’t need to study that cosmic-breaking Rubik’s Cube all day long!”

"Yeah, I'm not as good as Little Pepper, and I'm not as good as the big-breasted beauty next to you, so you can live with them!" You bastard...

"—You bastard!!!" Yagami roared and sat up suddenly.She opened her eyes in confusion, and found that there was darkness in front of her eyes, and at this moment, a little girl's voice suddenly sounded, and then the light turned on, and the white light illuminated the room. pain.

A little girl next to her asked in panic, "Hey, Annie, what's wrong with you?"

"Haha, she can curse people even in her dreams, I think she is full of energy." Another little girl yawned and said.

Only then did Iori come back to his senses, looked around, and found that he was in the Gryffindor dormitory in Hogwarts, next to the little girls in the same dormitory who were woken up by her.

Could it be... a dream?Iori let out a deep breath: Great, it's just a dream, not really breaking up with Tony.

——It’s also fortunate that it’s not true, otherwise she would definitely not be able to resist doing something.

At the same time, the girl who spoke to Yagami just now pushed her again, and asked cautiously: "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you still sleepwalking?"

The Yagami who came back to his senses smiled at them, and said easily: "No, I'm fine, I just had a nightmare and just fainted for a while."

The little girl on the bed next to Yagami leaned over, and gossiped with a smile, "Then what did you dream about just now? It seemed quite interesting, but you still cursed? Did you...dream about Professor Snape?" She covered her mouth He smiled with his mouth open.

Because Yagami bravely molested Professor Snape, the greasy old bat in Hogwarts, the most feared person in the classroom, so about "Gryffindor's freshman Anne Edward confessed to being greasy" The gossip about "the old bat" spread throughout Hogwarts at a very fast speed, so now no matter who it is, when looking at Yagami and Snape, they will give her ambiguous glances, and even be naughty. , and will make fun of her unscrupulously - just like this little girl named Ruby now.

Yagami was not annoyed, and smiled and pushed her head away and said, "What are you thinking about? Go to sleep."

And the other girl named Amy also laughed when she saw Ruby asking this question, "Don't be shy, Annie, tell me, why did you fall in love with that old bat... no, no, it's Professor Snape, How did you fall in love with Professor Snape?" Hearing Amy's question, the other girls in the same dormitory also looked at Iori expectantly, waiting for her to share gossip.

"Since you want to know so much..." Yagami rubbed his chin, and said, "It's okay to tell you."

Ruby hurriedly said excitedly: "Then you say it, say it!"

"It's because - I was just teasing him, just for fun, do you really take it seriously?" Yagami lay back lazily, and covered his face with the quilt, "Go to sleep, don't worry I know what time it is, I have class tomorrow."

"Tch..." The other girls coaxed dissatisfiedly, but fell asleep honestly.

At this time, Yagami is very lucky. Fortunately, there are no mobile phones in the wizarding world and this era. Otherwise, in this dormitory, at least one girl would stay up late every day to play with her mobile phone. Porridge, text messages, and what's even more exasperating is that there are still people sending voice messages on WeChat, which is annoying to the core.This is why Yagami doesn't like the dormitory. Everyone doesn't sleep, and she can't sleep because of the noise.

another world.

Stark, who was lying in the quilt, opened his eyes suddenly, sweat dripping from his forehead.

Jarvis, who saw him suddenly woke up, said to him worriedly: "Sir, are you having a nightmare? Do you want me to prepare milk for you?"

"No..." Stark closed his eyes with some headaches, rubbed his forehead with his hands, and then said, "Jarvis, help me push back Kariliana's dinner date tomorrow, for any reason." Damn it, What if she really went to dinner with Karilena, and Karilena rushed to kiss him like in his dream just now?Oh, that damned dream actually said that he broke up with Tina?How can this be!

Thinking of this, Stark emphasized again: "Anyway, we must push that date off, for sure."

Jarvis was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Sir, I have already pushed you away."

"You make up your own mind?" Stark looked at Jarvis in surprise.When did Jarvis become disobedient?Is it a virus?

Jarvis said respectfully: "I'm sorry, sir, I have to do this. Because according to Miss Tina's personality, if she knows that you are dating other women—especially your personal assistant, there is a 60.00% There are five possibilities, your life or that of Miss Kariliana will be in danger, so I have to help you cancel this appointment for the safety of you and Miss Kariliana. For this, I express my sincere apologies, gentlemen."

Stark: "..."

"You're doing well, Jarvis." That's all Stark could say.After all, he knew Jarvis couldn't analyze it wrong.