[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

When I came back from another world, the phone in the middle of the living room was still ringing.

Yagami was stunned, then walked over to pick up the phone, a shy male voice came from the other side of the phone: "Hello, Mr. Yagami? I'm Natsume...I may need your help..."

As for the origin of Yagami and Natsume, it can be traced back to a year ago.

At that time, Yagami was in the third year of junior high school. One day, by chance, a handsome boy named Natsume Takashi was transferred to the school.And since he came, Yagami discovered that there were some little monsters inexplicably in the school, and these monsters were always hanging around outside the window of her class—then she found that the target of those little monsters seemed to be this relatively silent And a transfer student who doesn't fit in.

Because of his handsome looks, Natsume was very popular with girls at first, but then he always treated everyone very alienated, and sometimes he would be surprised suddenly, which made the students in the class a little jealous, and the popularity naturally began. It got worse.

About the tenth day after he transferred, Yagami occasionally saw Natsume Takashi blocked in the corner of the stairs in the corridor, and two oddly shaped miscellaneous monsters seemed to be against him.

Originally, Yagami knew that this boy had spiritual power, so he didn't want to be nosy, because it was just a boy who could see monsters, and there was nothing unusual about it.But seeing the current situation, as a classmate, if you don't go over to help at this time, it can't be justified, right?So Yagami walked up the stairs, put his hands in his pockets and said to the two little monsters: "Little monster, you dare to behave wildly in my territory, do you want me to send you to hell?"

The two little monsters looked back at Yagami, and then burst out laughing.

"How dare a human being be so rampant!"

"Let's eat her, shall we eat her too?"

Natsume Takashi's face suddenly turned pale, and he shouted at Yagami: "Dangerous, run!"

Yagami scratched her cheek, then waved her hand casually, and the two talisman papers flew from her hand to the two monsters respectively. In the blink of an eye, the blue ghost fire burned up the two monsters, and they were still alive. Before Natsume could hear the screams of the monsters, the two monsters had already disappeared.

Yagami turned and left.

Natsume shouted behind him: "Wait, wait!"

Yagami stopped and didn't look back, just said troublesomely: "Thank you, I'll be fine."

But what Natsume said to her was: "Why... kill those two monsters? Why did you kill them!" As if seeing a murderer, Natsume looked at Yagami with some unkind eyes.

"Huh?" Iori looked back at Natsume Takashi in disbelief, and then said with a big belly laugh, "Idiots, of course it's because they eat people! The monsters that eat people must be killed."

"...What about the ones that don't eat people?" Natsume hesitated and asked.

Yagami stroked his hair, and said indifferently: "As long as it doesn't harm anyone, why bother with him? And you, wasting your good spiritual power for nothing, to be threatened by such a miscellaneous little monster, tsk, what a shame .”

Natsume blushed, "I, I don't know witchcraft!"

"With just one punch with spiritual power, you will blow those two miscellaneous monsters into the air, okay? You are really funny." Yagami couldn't help pointing to his head, looked at Natsume and said, "Your IQ Is there a problem? It seems that you have a strong spiritual power since you were a child, but you can't use it until now, I have to wonder if your head has been bitten by a bear. "

"You!" Natsume looked at Iori angrily.

The two broke up so far.

But about a few days later, Natsume Takashi suddenly took the initiative to find Yagami during his lunch break, and said to Yagami seriously: "Please, help me learn to use my spiritual power...I, I don't want to follow me home The monster hurt my family!" He blushed a little, as if embarrassed by his request.

Iori tilted his head and examined him for a long time, finally nodded and said, "Alright. Come to my house on weekends."

From then on, the two began a period of... an inexplicable mentoring career.

now--

"Hello, Yagami-sensei? I'm Natsume... I might need your help..."

Yagami touched his head and sighed: I just came back from the world of "Harry Potter", and troublesome things came up, I'm really upset!But this boy Natsume... since he has already spoken, it must not be a trivial matter.

"OK, what's the matter? Time, place, character..." Yagami said a little weakly.

Natsume Takashi naturally could hear Iori's perfunctory, but he had long been used to Iori's idle character, so he was not annoyed, but just said to her seriously: "In the hut in the mountains, it seems that there is a large party there - monsters Yes. And the exorcising masters in the surrounding area seem to be gathering together and rushing there, as if... preparing for a big cleanup."

"Ah, it's those boring guys again!" Yagami touched his forehead with a headache and complained, "They don't make trouble all day long, so they're just too busy, don't they? The little monsters have a party and they all go to make trouble, It's so boring."

"Mr. Yagami, we have to go? If we don't stop them, there will be countless little monsters..." died.

Yagami interrupted Natsume and said, "I really don't know, why are you closer to monsters than to your kind. Now, are you planning to marry a monster girl in the future and give birth to a half-ghost baby?" At the end, she unexpectedly Make fun of Natsume.

On the other side of the phone, Natsume's cheeks were slightly red, and he yelled at Yagami: "Anyway, in short, Mr. Yagami, hurry up and come here!"

"Yes~Yes~" Iori said perfunctorily, and hung up the phone.

About an hour later, the belated Yagami finally arrived at the mountain hut.And this mountain hut originally had a hidden enchantment around it, which hid this huge mountain "small" hut from being discovered by people.But a few days ago, this enchantment probably failed due to its age, and it attracted the attention of the demon masters. Now that they heard that the monsters in the house were going to have a big feast, the demon masters made an appointment one by one. Came here for a big cleanse.

It's so boring—that's how Yagami puts it on the matter.

Not far away, they saw an old woman with short hair leading a group of men coming over. Seeing Yagami, the woman showed a smirk and said, "I didn't expect it to be Yagami-san. You will come here too. It's amazing." I was surprised."

Yagami stroked his hair and said, "You come to massacre the city, and I will naturally come to see the excitement."

The woman smiled and said, "I hope Iori-san won't make trouble."

"Oh, is this your wish?" Iori suddenly laughed, with a smugness mixed in his smile, and he said casually: "If this is your wish, I naturally - I can't do it." Iori's expression suddenly changed After cooling down, he looked at the woman with a sneer.

The woman said indifferently, "On your own? I want to take a closer look."

The author has something to say: I am not feeling well today, and I have a splitting headache to complete these... _(:з」∠)_Praise me, I am desperately trying to code! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The 1000 words that are missing today try to make up for it tomorrow, I have to break it... _(:з」∠)_It’s time to write it down...