[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door
Chapter 86 The Present World.Maybe it would be nice to have a baby?
Yuan Suiyun only felt a stagger, and was pulled by Yagami, and then he felt that something was wrong... No, it was very wrong!They were still in the yard just now, and there was the sound of the breeze and the rustling of leaves, but now, what he heard was... some strange sound of musical instruments?And there is an endless stream, many and complex.
Then he heard the foreigner who spoke in a weird way, as if he sat down on something soft, and made a muffled "poof".
"Finally back!" Moen said in English, with a relaxed and lazy tone.
At this time, Iori turned around and said to Yuan Suiyun, "Dayun, that...hehe." She smiled a little embarrassedly, then put her palms together and said apologetically to Yuan Suiyun, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I dragged you into this world regardless of your wishes, but it is actually beneficial for you to come into this world, such as, uh, that... Anyway, you will know later! So, now, can you— can you forgive me? Pinch?" She tried her best to be cute to Yuan Suiyun.Although she herself knew that she was just showing off to the blind, it was completely useless.
Yuan Suiyun frowned, with a questioning tone in his tone: "This world?"
Yagami smiled awkwardly, touched his already long hair and said, "Didn't I tell you about Peach Blossom Spring? Although this world is not Peach Blossom Spring, the meaning is similar..." Then she explained this to Yuan Suiyun The world, that world, is a cliché anyway, after she explained everything dryly, Yuan Suiyun nodded.
"It turns out that there is such an interesting thing." He paused, and said to Yagami, "But you just told me now."
Yagami turned his head to look at the sky with some guilty conscience.
Just then, a red halo suddenly appeared in the living room of Yagami's house.Iori's breathing stagnated, but then he began to pant nervously, and his excited heart began to pound.She couldn't help covering her chest with her hands, looking at the red light expectantly.
Yuan Suiyun noticed the strangeness of Iori, and called out strangely: "Iori?"
A red figure gradually stepped out of the red light.
Before it was too late, Yuan Suiyun wondered why there was another strange heartbeat out of thin air, and the Yagami over there was already excitedly running towards the person who came out of the red light, shouting "Tony" while jumping into the man in the steel suit. Stark's arms.
"Wow, wow, why are you so excited?" Stark took off the mask on his face, facing the enthusiasm of Yagami, the expression on his face was a little surprised, but more joy.
——After all, everyone wants to see a girlfriend who is enthusiastic rather than cold.
Yagami hugged Stark's neck without saying much, and kissed him immediately.Stark raised his eyebrows and kissed Yagami, feeling a little strange in his heart that Yagami seemed to be too enthusiastic, but he also reached out to hug Iori's back - but he touched a hard bag, and then felt silky on his hand ...
Huh?It was only then that Stark discovered that the silky feeling on his hands turned out to be Yagami's hair, and Yagami's hair had grown down to his waist? !What hair restorer is this...
When Stark was distracted, Iori couldn't help but stretch his hand into Tony's neck.
"Hiss~" The ice-cold hand made Stark shrink his neck subconsciously.He let go of Iori, held Iori's cold hand into his palm, and said strangely: "Why is it so cold? Could it be that you have become a ghost too?"
"You're the ghost, Tuyan!" Yagami groaned coquettishly, leaning into Stark's arms.
Stark was shocked: When did this woman learn to act like a baby? !It seems that not only the hair has grown, but also the temper... At this moment Stark suddenly remembered that the first time Yagami left his world, he waited for more than a year for Yagami to return.Is it the same for Yagami this time?And her hair grew so long, it must have been not a year or two...
Stark held Yagami's hand and said seriously: "How long have you been in the world over there this time?"
Iori was a little confused, she didn't expect Stark to guess it all at once.
She looked up at Stark in surprise, blinked and said, "I've been away for 16 years this time... Oh, God, I'm out of the rhythm with Xiaolongnv and Yang Guo!" Then she poked her finger Looking at Stark's shoulder, his expression changed, he glared fiercely at Stark and said, "Tell me, have you cheated in the past 16 years? Did you find the third or fourth child?!"
"Well..." Stark tilted his head, "No. And it's only been a month and eight days on my side."
"...very good. If you've been here for 16 years, I guess you're almost toothless." Yagami said, covered his mouth and snickered, and looked at Stark with a smile and said, "Actually, you are now Too old and toothless."
Stark looked at her dissatisfied for a long time, and finally said helplessly: "For your 16 years, I don't care about you."
"Tch." Yagami gave him a disdainful look.
Then Stark raised his head towards Yuan Suiyun and asked, "Who is that? I found out that you have recently brought back people who are addicted, either bringing back a blind man or a vampire or something, this time again who is it?"
Yagami looked at Yuan Suiyun, and said with some difficulty in explaining, "Uh, haven't I been there for 16 years? He..."
Stark interrupted Yagami in horror: "You won't say that he is your son born there?!"
"Asshole! Do you think I'm like you?!" Iori gave Stark a kidnapping in dissatisfaction.Stark rubbed his chest that was hit with neither pain nor itching, and said reassuringly: "It's fine if it's not. Then who is he?" He looked at Yuan Suiyun who had been very quiet.
Yuan Suiyun also seemed to notice his eyes at this time, and turned to look at Stark.
Seeing Yuan Suiyun's empty eyes, Stark was taken aback for a moment, and then said to Iori: "Another...huh?" Blind man?
Yagami nodded slightly, "Yes."
"What's going on?" Stark looked at Yagami's calm expression, and felt that Yagami seemed to treat this Yuan Suiyun a little differently.It seems that she looks at Yuan Suiyun with a flat expression, or it can be said...too used to it.
Yagami said calmly: "I have lived in that world for 16 years, and I saw 14-year-old Dayun just after I passed by, and then I have been watching him grow up, until now, he is 30 years old."
"He's 30 years old?!" Stark was once again stunned by the smallness of the Orientals.
Iori gave Stark a kidnapper again, "Can you pay attention to the key point?!"
Stark rubbed his chest and said, "The point is that you raised this man, and then you treated him as your son?" Iori, who was talking about the central matter, smiled awkwardly, stroked his hair and said, "Well, Roughly the same."
Stark took a deep look at Iori, and then suddenly said: "Let's have a few too."
"What?" Yagami almost thought he had heard or misunderstood.
Stark reached up to her cheek, looked her in the eyes seriously, and said, "I mean, let's have a baby too. First a boy, then a girl—then brother always To protect the younger sister. Afterwards, if you want, maybe we can have a few more? Well...whether it is a boy or a girl, what would you name him or her?"
Iori was almost surprised and couldn't believe it.
"Are you really going to have a baby with me? Oh no, we're going to have a baby? His last name is Stark?" She was almost dazed.Stark hugged her and said with a smile: "Not only the child, even your surname will be Stark in the future. Right, Tina Stark?"
Iori was about to answer, but Yuan Suiyun over there spoke.
Yuan Suiyun said to them: "Iori, don't say things I don't understand."
Yagami was taken aback, then looked at Yuan Suiyun, nodded after thinking for a while and said, "Oh, good." Then she took Stark's hand and walked in front of Yuan Suiyun, smiled and pushed Stark in front of him. "This is Tony, my fiancé, we were just planning to have a baby," tweeted.
Yuan Suiyun said calmly: "Fiancé means unmarried, and having a child out of wedlock, how decent is it?"
Yagami pouted, "Isn't it easy to get married?"
"It's not easy." Yuan Yuan Suiyun suddenly smiled, and said to the two: "If you get married, I will kill the groom."
Moen, who had been watching the excitement, exclaimed in a low voice, and said to Lin Pingzhi: "Hey, look, there is a love triangle going on over there! I don't think that ancient man can compare to Stark, right? After all, history Tucker and Iori have long..." He made a "you understand" look.
Lin Pingzhi turned to Moen silently and said, "You forgot again, I couldn't see it. What trick were you playing just now?"
Moen showed an expression of being overwhelmed, and winked and said, "I always forget. Who made you always so...normal?"
Lin Pingzhi rolled his eyes at him, "It's abnormal in the Qingshan Mental Hospital." After speaking, he turned around and left, picking up a windbreaker at the door and putting it on, covering his ancient robe.
Moen hurriedly followed him and said, "Wait for me, wait for me, you are as busy as a little bee every time, can't you be more stable?"
"Stable as you? Lying on the sofa and drinking type O blood while watching? I don't even know what I should complain about you."
"What's wrong with me drinking type O blood? Some people like to drink beer and some like to drink Coke. It's normal for me!"
"Do you really think it's normal for a vampire to drink blood and pick a blood type?"
"I've always been normal!"
"I didn't see it. If you don't tell me, I think you've been very abnormal."
"Hey! When did you become so sharp?"
"While you're watching."
"Hey!"
After Moen and Lin Pingzhi slipped away, Iori looked at Yuan Suiyun with serious eyes.
Stark moved closer to her and asked, "What did he say to you?"
Iori said coldly: "He said he would kill you."
Startled, Stark smiled again and said, "Kill me? The child's possessive desire?" Yagami glanced at him and said, "You should be glad that he didn't understand what you said, otherwise, you might be dead now."
Stark said a little more seriously: "Is he joking? Or a metaphor?"
"He really killed people like hemp. Me too." Yagami looked at Stark, "What about you, what should you do?"
Stark avoided Iori's sight, touched his nose and said, "What else can I do? I don't want to give up on you, so I can only look at you and not let you kill people." He looked at Iori from the corner of his eyes, with a look on his face A faint smile.
Because when two people talk, Iori speaks Chinese and Stark speaks English, so Yuan Suiyun can only understand what Iori is saying.But according to his ingenuity, he could vaguely guess what the two of them were talking about, and just because he knew what they were talking about, the anxiety in his heart became more and more serious—as if something that already belonged to him was stolen. It was as if a passer-by snatched it away. He wanted to snatch it back, but found that the thing was firmly stuck to the passer-by's hand. If he grabbed it hard, the thing would definitely shatter.It made him hesitate.
Yuan Suiyun couldn't see, so he didn't know Iori's expression, and he felt extremely uneasy.
Yagami walked towards him, and he felt even more uneasy, even thinking that maybe Yagami would want to kill himself because he wanted to kill his man.He knew that what he was thinking was too dark, but he couldn't control it, his muscles tensed up, his body was ready to go, as long as Yagami made a move, he was [-]% sure to avoid Yagami's attack.
Iori has been with him for so many years, others may think that he looks relaxed and natural when looking at him, but from Iori's perspective, he knows that Yuan Suiyun has put on a defensive posture.
Yagami sighed and said, "You already knew I had a lover."
"But he never showed up." Yuan Suiyun said naturally.
"But there is."
"It's the same as nothing."
"If there is, there is, you know, even if there is, I can always be by your side."
"I'm used to it, two people, not that many. What if I kill them all?"
"I won't let you do that. You won't make me sad."
"You're always so sure."
"Just as you are sure I won't leave you."
"But I don't have as much as you do."
"You know, you have a lot more than I do, I swear."
In the end Yuan Suiyun nodded and said, "I trust you once. You can be with him."
"Then I thank you?" Yagami smiled.
Yuan Suiyun nodded, and still said as a matter of course: "You're welcome."
"...By the way, what is this strange chirping sound? A musical instrument?"
"No, that's a car."
"What is a car?"
"...Uh, transportation?"
"What is a vehicle? What kind of vehicle? Why is it beeping? What..."
"Stop! I'm not Bai Xiaosheng, wait a minute, I'll give you a mother-in-law!"
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Then he heard the foreigner who spoke in a weird way, as if he sat down on something soft, and made a muffled "poof".
"Finally back!" Moen said in English, with a relaxed and lazy tone.
At this time, Iori turned around and said to Yuan Suiyun, "Dayun, that...hehe." She smiled a little embarrassedly, then put her palms together and said apologetically to Yuan Suiyun, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I dragged you into this world regardless of your wishes, but it is actually beneficial for you to come into this world, such as, uh, that... Anyway, you will know later! So, now, can you— can you forgive me? Pinch?" She tried her best to be cute to Yuan Suiyun.Although she herself knew that she was just showing off to the blind, it was completely useless.
Yuan Suiyun frowned, with a questioning tone in his tone: "This world?"
Yagami smiled awkwardly, touched his already long hair and said, "Didn't I tell you about Peach Blossom Spring? Although this world is not Peach Blossom Spring, the meaning is similar..." Then she explained this to Yuan Suiyun The world, that world, is a cliché anyway, after she explained everything dryly, Yuan Suiyun nodded.
"It turns out that there is such an interesting thing." He paused, and said to Yagami, "But you just told me now."
Yagami turned his head to look at the sky with some guilty conscience.
Just then, a red halo suddenly appeared in the living room of Yagami's house.Iori's breathing stagnated, but then he began to pant nervously, and his excited heart began to pound.She couldn't help covering her chest with her hands, looking at the red light expectantly.
Yuan Suiyun noticed the strangeness of Iori, and called out strangely: "Iori?"
A red figure gradually stepped out of the red light.
Before it was too late, Yuan Suiyun wondered why there was another strange heartbeat out of thin air, and the Yagami over there was already excitedly running towards the person who came out of the red light, shouting "Tony" while jumping into the man in the steel suit. Stark's arms.
"Wow, wow, why are you so excited?" Stark took off the mask on his face, facing the enthusiasm of Yagami, the expression on his face was a little surprised, but more joy.
——After all, everyone wants to see a girlfriend who is enthusiastic rather than cold.
Yagami hugged Stark's neck without saying much, and kissed him immediately.Stark raised his eyebrows and kissed Yagami, feeling a little strange in his heart that Yagami seemed to be too enthusiastic, but he also reached out to hug Iori's back - but he touched a hard bag, and then felt silky on his hand ...
Huh?It was only then that Stark discovered that the silky feeling on his hands turned out to be Yagami's hair, and Yagami's hair had grown down to his waist? !What hair restorer is this...
When Stark was distracted, Iori couldn't help but stretch his hand into Tony's neck.
"Hiss~" The ice-cold hand made Stark shrink his neck subconsciously.He let go of Iori, held Iori's cold hand into his palm, and said strangely: "Why is it so cold? Could it be that you have become a ghost too?"
"You're the ghost, Tuyan!" Yagami groaned coquettishly, leaning into Stark's arms.
Stark was shocked: When did this woman learn to act like a baby? !It seems that not only the hair has grown, but also the temper... At this moment Stark suddenly remembered that the first time Yagami left his world, he waited for more than a year for Yagami to return.Is it the same for Yagami this time?And her hair grew so long, it must have been not a year or two...
Stark held Yagami's hand and said seriously: "How long have you been in the world over there this time?"
Iori was a little confused, she didn't expect Stark to guess it all at once.
She looked up at Stark in surprise, blinked and said, "I've been away for 16 years this time... Oh, God, I'm out of the rhythm with Xiaolongnv and Yang Guo!" Then she poked her finger Looking at Stark's shoulder, his expression changed, he glared fiercely at Stark and said, "Tell me, have you cheated in the past 16 years? Did you find the third or fourth child?!"
"Well..." Stark tilted his head, "No. And it's only been a month and eight days on my side."
"...very good. If you've been here for 16 years, I guess you're almost toothless." Yagami said, covered his mouth and snickered, and looked at Stark with a smile and said, "Actually, you are now Too old and toothless."
Stark looked at her dissatisfied for a long time, and finally said helplessly: "For your 16 years, I don't care about you."
"Tch." Yagami gave him a disdainful look.
Then Stark raised his head towards Yuan Suiyun and asked, "Who is that? I found out that you have recently brought back people who are addicted, either bringing back a blind man or a vampire or something, this time again who is it?"
Yagami looked at Yuan Suiyun, and said with some difficulty in explaining, "Uh, haven't I been there for 16 years? He..."
Stark interrupted Yagami in horror: "You won't say that he is your son born there?!"
"Asshole! Do you think I'm like you?!" Iori gave Stark a kidnapping in dissatisfaction.Stark rubbed his chest that was hit with neither pain nor itching, and said reassuringly: "It's fine if it's not. Then who is he?" He looked at Yuan Suiyun who had been very quiet.
Yuan Suiyun also seemed to notice his eyes at this time, and turned to look at Stark.
Seeing Yuan Suiyun's empty eyes, Stark was taken aback for a moment, and then said to Iori: "Another...huh?" Blind man?
Yagami nodded slightly, "Yes."
"What's going on?" Stark looked at Yagami's calm expression, and felt that Yagami seemed to treat this Yuan Suiyun a little differently.It seems that she looks at Yuan Suiyun with a flat expression, or it can be said...too used to it.
Yagami said calmly: "I have lived in that world for 16 years, and I saw 14-year-old Dayun just after I passed by, and then I have been watching him grow up, until now, he is 30 years old."
"He's 30 years old?!" Stark was once again stunned by the smallness of the Orientals.
Iori gave Stark a kidnapper again, "Can you pay attention to the key point?!"
Stark rubbed his chest and said, "The point is that you raised this man, and then you treated him as your son?" Iori, who was talking about the central matter, smiled awkwardly, stroked his hair and said, "Well, Roughly the same."
Stark took a deep look at Iori, and then suddenly said: "Let's have a few too."
"What?" Yagami almost thought he had heard or misunderstood.
Stark reached up to her cheek, looked her in the eyes seriously, and said, "I mean, let's have a baby too. First a boy, then a girl—then brother always To protect the younger sister. Afterwards, if you want, maybe we can have a few more? Well...whether it is a boy or a girl, what would you name him or her?"
Iori was almost surprised and couldn't believe it.
"Are you really going to have a baby with me? Oh no, we're going to have a baby? His last name is Stark?" She was almost dazed.Stark hugged her and said with a smile: "Not only the child, even your surname will be Stark in the future. Right, Tina Stark?"
Iori was about to answer, but Yuan Suiyun over there spoke.
Yuan Suiyun said to them: "Iori, don't say things I don't understand."
Yagami was taken aback, then looked at Yuan Suiyun, nodded after thinking for a while and said, "Oh, good." Then she took Stark's hand and walked in front of Yuan Suiyun, smiled and pushed Stark in front of him. "This is Tony, my fiancé, we were just planning to have a baby," tweeted.
Yuan Suiyun said calmly: "Fiancé means unmarried, and having a child out of wedlock, how decent is it?"
Yagami pouted, "Isn't it easy to get married?"
"It's not easy." Yuan Yuan Suiyun suddenly smiled, and said to the two: "If you get married, I will kill the groom."
Moen, who had been watching the excitement, exclaimed in a low voice, and said to Lin Pingzhi: "Hey, look, there is a love triangle going on over there! I don't think that ancient man can compare to Stark, right? After all, history Tucker and Iori have long..." He made a "you understand" look.
Lin Pingzhi turned to Moen silently and said, "You forgot again, I couldn't see it. What trick were you playing just now?"
Moen showed an expression of being overwhelmed, and winked and said, "I always forget. Who made you always so...normal?"
Lin Pingzhi rolled his eyes at him, "It's abnormal in the Qingshan Mental Hospital." After speaking, he turned around and left, picking up a windbreaker at the door and putting it on, covering his ancient robe.
Moen hurriedly followed him and said, "Wait for me, wait for me, you are as busy as a little bee every time, can't you be more stable?"
"Stable as you? Lying on the sofa and drinking type O blood while watching? I don't even know what I should complain about you."
"What's wrong with me drinking type O blood? Some people like to drink beer and some like to drink Coke. It's normal for me!"
"Do you really think it's normal for a vampire to drink blood and pick a blood type?"
"I've always been normal!"
"I didn't see it. If you don't tell me, I think you've been very abnormal."
"Hey! When did you become so sharp?"
"While you're watching."
"Hey!"
After Moen and Lin Pingzhi slipped away, Iori looked at Yuan Suiyun with serious eyes.
Stark moved closer to her and asked, "What did he say to you?"
Iori said coldly: "He said he would kill you."
Startled, Stark smiled again and said, "Kill me? The child's possessive desire?" Yagami glanced at him and said, "You should be glad that he didn't understand what you said, otherwise, you might be dead now."
Stark said a little more seriously: "Is he joking? Or a metaphor?"
"He really killed people like hemp. Me too." Yagami looked at Stark, "What about you, what should you do?"
Stark avoided Iori's sight, touched his nose and said, "What else can I do? I don't want to give up on you, so I can only look at you and not let you kill people." He looked at Iori from the corner of his eyes, with a look on his face A faint smile.
Because when two people talk, Iori speaks Chinese and Stark speaks English, so Yuan Suiyun can only understand what Iori is saying.But according to his ingenuity, he could vaguely guess what the two of them were talking about, and just because he knew what they were talking about, the anxiety in his heart became more and more serious—as if something that already belonged to him was stolen. It was as if a passer-by snatched it away. He wanted to snatch it back, but found that the thing was firmly stuck to the passer-by's hand. If he grabbed it hard, the thing would definitely shatter.It made him hesitate.
Yuan Suiyun couldn't see, so he didn't know Iori's expression, and he felt extremely uneasy.
Yagami walked towards him, and he felt even more uneasy, even thinking that maybe Yagami would want to kill himself because he wanted to kill his man.He knew that what he was thinking was too dark, but he couldn't control it, his muscles tensed up, his body was ready to go, as long as Yagami made a move, he was [-]% sure to avoid Yagami's attack.
Iori has been with him for so many years, others may think that he looks relaxed and natural when looking at him, but from Iori's perspective, he knows that Yuan Suiyun has put on a defensive posture.
Yagami sighed and said, "You already knew I had a lover."
"But he never showed up." Yuan Suiyun said naturally.
"But there is."
"It's the same as nothing."
"If there is, there is, you know, even if there is, I can always be by your side."
"I'm used to it, two people, not that many. What if I kill them all?"
"I won't let you do that. You won't make me sad."
"You're always so sure."
"Just as you are sure I won't leave you."
"But I don't have as much as you do."
"You know, you have a lot more than I do, I swear."
In the end Yuan Suiyun nodded and said, "I trust you once. You can be with him."
"Then I thank you?" Yagami smiled.
Yuan Suiyun nodded, and still said as a matter of course: "You're welcome."
"...By the way, what is this strange chirping sound? A musical instrument?"
"No, that's a car."
"What is a car?"
"...Uh, transportation?"
"What is a vehicle? What kind of vehicle? Why is it beeping? What..."
"Stop! I'm not Bai Xiaosheng, wait a minute, I'll give you a mother-in-law!"
The author has something to say: Because it is too wordy, this chapter is not written below...
Next section, target: Lu Xiaofeng's world!Flower Manlou, your surprise day is coming!
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