[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

The two stunned youths thought they were going to trouble Li Xunhuan because they were flattering Long Xiaoyun, or more precisely, they were flattering Long Xiaoyun, but they were too stupid to trouble Li Xunhuan in public. Just shot it on the horse's leg?

The two were pushed aside by Long Xiaoyun's palm.

Then Long Xiaoyun pretended to say something to show how good he and Li Xunhuan are.Iori couldn't help laughing again, the mocking voice made Long Xiaoyun startled, and looked at Iori with a frown, but when Iori was about to speak, he opened his mouth with a shrewd smile: "Little girl, this is boring Don't make trouble, Xiaoyun is over there, if you are bored, go play with him."

Iori's eyes flashed brightly, he laughed and said: "Okay, I'll go play with Xiaoyun, you two big men will continue..." She stopped talking and walked towards Long Xiaoyun.

Long Xiaoyun sat on the chair and kicked her feet, looked at her arrogantly and said, "I won't play with you."

Iori said with a smile: "Then I'll play with you."

"You!" No matter how smart Long Xiaoyun was, he was still a child after all, and his eyes turned red immediately.Yagami hurriedly took out a piece of chocolate from the bag she brought when she wore it, handed it over and said, "Don't cry, may I treat you to candy?"

"I don't want to eat..." Before Long Xiaoyun finished speaking, Yagami threw the milk sandwich chocolate into his mouth.

Long Xiaoyun wanted to spit it out, but when the chocolate melted in his mouth, he felt that it was something he had never eaten before, so he chewed it and thought it was delicious, so he didn't spit it out.And he didn't think that Iori gave him any poison.After all, in public, no matter how powerful this woman is, she can't escape the siege of so many martial arts masters, so he is not afraid that Yashen will add anything to the candy he ate just now.

Iori saw him chewing happily, and asked with a smile, "Is it delicious?"

"Fair." Long Xiaoyun answered ambiguously.

At this time, Long Xiaoyun's mother, Lin Shiyin, suddenly came out from the inner hall. Long Xiaoyun immediately jumped off the chair, threw herself into Lin Shiyin's arms, and cried loudly. Beat it as a waste!Iori immediately laughed and said, "If a child doesn't learn well, no mother wants to lie! Long Xiaoyun, don't you want to be ashamed? You still lie to your mother at such an age, no wonder you are so short."

Long Xiaoyun glared at Iori fiercely, but with Lin Shiyin around, he didn't dare to show his fierce face in front of his mother.

Who made Lin Shiyin so kind and beautiful?Who made Long Xiaoyun her son?So no matter how vicious and ruthless Long Xiaoyun is outside, he will obediently pretend to be a good boy in front of his mother.

But Lin Shiyin didn't blame Long Xiaoyun for lying, she just stared at Li Xunhuan, then said nothing to him, and went back with her son in her arms.Iori looked at Li Xunhuan, then at Lin Shiyin and Long Xiaoyun, rolled his eyes, and said to Li Xunhuan: "Hey, Li Xunhuan, you and your elder brother are playing with a group of big men, how about I go and play with Xiaoyun? "

Li Xunhuan looked at her, before he could speak, Long Xiaoyun said from the side: "You little girl, of course you don't like to drink with us, go find Xiaoyun and Shiyin!"

"Hey, I really like to hear Brother Long's words, so I'm leaving!" Iori immediately ran two steps after Lin Shiyin and the others walked away.But after running two steps, she stopped suddenly, turned her head to Long Xiaoyun and Li Xunhuan and said, "I heard that there is Lin Xian'er, who is the number one beauty in martial arts? Let her come and meet me, I Yagami dare not say anything else, but I have seen many beauties, I want to see, what kind of woman dares to be number one?"

Long Xiaoyun laughed at Iori and said, "Little girl, are you jealous? She..."

"Jealous? Joke!" Iori immediately interrupted Long Xiaoyun, and said frivolously with his hands behind his back: "No matter how beautiful Lin Xianer is, I dare to say that I have met someone more beautiful than her, not only One or two. Compared with them, Lin Xianer must be inferior." After a pause, she continued: "I also heard that she said that she would marry whoever killed the Plum Blossom Bandit, right?" She Look at Long Xiaoyun.

Long Xiaoyun didn't know what Iori was going to say, but he had to answer anyway: "Yes..."

Before he finished speaking, Iori went on to say: "Then I'll kill Plum Blossom Thief. I also feel honored to marry the number one beauty in the martial arts!" There was a lot of laughter at the banquet, and a young man said to Iori: "Then Lin Xian'er is a woman, and you are also a woman, how can you marry her?" The tone was full of sarcasm.

Iori looked at the young man as a matter of course and said: "Why can't I marry her? Didn't she say that as long as whoever kills the plum blossom thief, she will marry him. If I kill the plum blossom thief, she will naturally marry me. , otherwise it is not keeping promises and talking in plain language.”

The boy snorted coldly at Iori, "What can you do as a woman marrying her home? You can't have children."

"You can't give birth to a baby, it looks good at home! And it can warm the bed at night, and you can touch it..." Iori showed a wretched smile, and stretched out his hands to scratch twice.This made the young man blush immediately, and spat, "You are shameless!"

"How much is the face? Cut it off and weigh it. If it's cheap, I'll give you two catties!" Yagami looked at him with a smile.

"you……"

Seeing that the boy was about to get impatient, Long Xiaoyun quickly interrupted the boy, and said to Yagami: "Little girl, aren't you going to play with Xiaoyun? You see, they have all gone away. You go, you go quickly!" As he said, he winked at a maid serving beside him, and the maid hurriedly walked over, bowed to Yagami, and said respectfully, "Miss, please come with your servant."

"Okay, I'll go now." Iori agreed readily, waved his hands at Long Xiaoyun and Li Xunhuan, and left with the servant girl.

Seeing Yagami walking away, the young boy naturally didn't catch up and caress about it, he just snorted coldly, then raised his hand to take a glass of wine on the wine table and drank it down in one gulp, his face sullen.At this time, Long Xiaoyun turned to Li Xunhuan and said, "Brother, you heard it too. In fact, I am hosting a banquet for all martial arts knights today, not for any other reason, but for the Plum Blossom Pirate who came back from the rivers and lakes..."

Iori followed the little maid and went into a small building next to the plum blossom forest.

While looking at the plum blossoms, Iori couldn't stop complaining in his heart: The plum blossom thatched cottage is in the plum blossom forest, Lin Shiyin lives next to the plum blossom forest, it is said that the Lengxiang Xiaozhu where Li Xunhuan lived before is also in the plum blossom forest - and There is Ximen Chuixue, there is a sea of ​​flowers outside his Zhuangzi, and there is a plum forest in the house. It seems that Mr. Gu Long has a soft spot for plum blossoms?

Seeing Yagami walk into the small building, Long Xiaoyun said unhappily, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to play with you." Yagami said in a coaxing tone like a child.Long Xiaoyun was very dissatisfied with her tone, glared at her angrily, and said to her: "I have already said that I will not play with you! You are a little girl, what is there to play with?"

Iori looked around, "Where's your mother?" Where did Lin Shiyin go?Why is Long Xiaoyun sitting alone in the yard?

Long Xiaoyun looked a little lonely, "Mother is not in good health, she went to rest."

"Then why don't you go back to your own room?"

"It's boring."

"You are not alone here, is it still boring?"

"……Humph!"

Seeing that Long Xiaoyun ignored her, Iori found a stool and sat down, then took out the mobile phone from the bag, and Jarvis' voice came from the mobile phone immediately: "Good afternoon, Miss Tina."

Long Xiaoyun immediately jumped up and said, "Who? Who? Come out!"

Yagami rolled her eyes and said as if she hadn't heard anything: "Hey, what are you doing? Is there any sound somewhere? Did you hear anything?" face.

Jarvis understood Yagami's bad taste, so he went on to say: "No one talks."

"Who?! Where are you?" Long Xiaoyun walked up and down the yard to see, but didn't see anyone.

Iori pretended to say, "What are you doing?" Long Xiaoyun looked back at her and said, "Didn't you hear a man talking? It seemed to be a foreign language..." He looked thoughtful.

Yagami couldn't help laughing.

Long Xiaoyun immediately looked at her, then narrowed his eyes, walked over to her and said: "When the voice appeared just now, you happened to be digging something out of your bag. Could it be that you made the voice? I heard that folk artists have a skill It’s called ventriloquism, you can do it too, right?”

"How could I?" Yagami raised his eyebrows.

Long Xiaoyun looked at her suspiciously and said, "Then you lift up the thing in your hand and show me."

Yagami raised the phone to him with a smirk, and Jarvis on the phone screen waved to Long Xiaoyun and said, "Hey, boy, how are you?" Looking at the phone screen, he said, "You, you locked a monster in a small box?!"

"No, no, boy, I'm not a monster." Jarvis switched the language into Chinese.

Long Xiaoyun was surprised: "This monster can speak human language!"

Jarvis still said nicely: "Boy, I'm not a monster, I'm a smart housekeeper. It's an intelligent program written by Mr. Stark. Although I'm not human, I still have a lot to do with incredible monsters." different—for example, I'm not as ugly as those grotesque monsters."

"There are still some handsome monsters - such as Sesshomaru." Iori's tone was light.

Jarvis nodded and agreed, "Yes, that monster looks good."

Long Xiaoyun closed his mouth, glanced at Iori, and said hesitantly: "Could it be...are you a witch, a Taoist nun or something?" Iori pointed a finger at Long Xiaoyun and said: "First, I am not a Taoist nun; second, I'm not an old lady."

"Then what are you?"

"You are the thing."

The two looked at each other, and finally Yagami explained her occupation to Long Xiaoyun. Of course, the words were half-true, and it was impossible to tell all the facts to this child who was extremely good at lying and deceitful.

The two chatted for a while, Yagami took out his mobile phone and played fruit cutting with Long Xiaoyun, and the sky gradually darkened unconsciously.At this time, Long Xiaoyun suddenly said to Iori: "How about we watch the excitement?"

"Watching the excitement?" Iori looked up at Long Xiaoyun's face with a sly smile, and asked, "What excitement?"

Long Xiaoyun said mysteriously, "Just follow me."

The author has something to say: Hey, do you think Iori can successfully marry Lin Xianer? (⊙v⊙)