Beastmaster Divorce

Based on his feeling, Yi estimated that he had fallen for more than 2 minutes. It stands to reason that if he fell from the 10th floor, even if he hit something in the middle and bounced and fell for 2 minutes, he should have landed into meat mud, but he only fell from the second floor and a half.Illusioned?Is it just so big that a child is so awesome?Tang Yi turned over and fell from his back to face down, wanting to see the situation.I don't want him to hit the ground with a 'slap' as soon as he turned over.Then he heard the kid laugh out loud.

Tang Yi got up with his hands on the ground, looked at the hole in the floor where his face was knocked out by himself, and decided to teach the child a lesson on behalf of a righteous adult!

The child watched Tang Yi walk up the stairs towards him with resentment and blackness all over his body, turned around and ran upstairs.Seeing this, Tang Yi quickened his pace and shouted, "Don't run! Stop!" As he shouted, the child's calf twitched even faster, and he went straight to Snark's room.Don Yiton felt that Snark was about to wake up.

Sure enough... When Tang Yi chased after Snark's room, he saw the child holding a basin of hot water and pouring it on Snark.

No... I want... Ah... Tang Yi wanted to shout, but he didn't, because if Snark was woken up by the heat, he would lose his grace if he shouted.Tang Yi made a decisive decision, quickly straightened his clothes, patted the ashes on his body, and then combed his messy hair due to falling and running. Finally, he showed an eight-toothed smile, and walked towards the bed with deep and steady steps. go.He didn't understand why he did this, maybe he instinctively wanted to behave better in front of Snark?

Snark Zha sat up with his whole body wet and rubbing his eyes, the child yelled "Uncle Zha!" and threw himself on him

"Barbara?"

"Eh? You're a girl?" Tang Yi was very surprised, this child looks like a little boy.

Barbara curled her lips and ignored him, "Cut." At the end, she showed an expression of 'you bumpkin'.

"No." Snark explained to Tang Yi, "Chubabara is an earth dragon, and her gender can change as she pleases. We generally call them male names, and the names are given by their parents."

Simply put, androgyny.

Barbara didn't want Snark's attention to be taken away by Tang Yi, turned Snark's face to let him look at her, and then announced very proudly, "Uncle Zha, I broke a few more sections of the handrail."

Hearing this, Snark's sleepy eyes lit up, "Oh? That's good, let your brother pay for it." He lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed, loosened the high ponytail and let go of the long golden hair Coming down, Tang Yi watched the forked golden hair being buried like this.Then he stretched out his hand and let out a low shout, a gust of hot air dried his clothes and hair from the bottom of his feet up from the bottom up.

What an easy way to do it.Tang Yi decided to go back and let Hu Baiyang learn this trick too. He couldn't just shake the water all the time, so that when he was dry, others would get wet.

After rearranging his outfit, Snark took out a brown translucent card, and called the name on it, "Qiu Tiantian, I'm Snark Zha." Then the card lit up as if being induced and shot out a beam of light After the light faded, a human figure appeared, with a pair of misty peach eyes, a cigar between his slender fingers, and a loose camouflage body that couldn't hide his curvy figure.

"It's a good match, right? The two of them" Barbara said to Tang Yi in a low voice, pulling at the corner of Tang Yi's clothes and looking at the two.

"It's a strange match." That Qiu Tiantian was a full head taller than Snark Zha, and looked like a big sister, while Snark looked too refined like a secretary in comparison.

"I'm warning you, Uncle Zha belongs to my brother!" Barbara warned Tang Yi with wide eyes and small mouth, waving her fist.

"I'm married." Tang Yi clenched his fists and gritted his teeth. Of course, this was not his intention.It was just his body's reaction to seeing Qiu Tiantian jokingly holding Snark's blond hair on Snark's shoulder.

"Are you going to cheat?!" Barbara almost exclaimed, and cast a contemptuous look at him.

"No, I never thought about it that way. It's just that my body and my soul are not in harmony now." Tang Yi was also very depressed, because he was suppressing the urge to go up and bite Qiu Tiantian. Snark's emotions had reached this level. "Hey, you won't understand such a complicated thing with a child like you." Tang Yi smiled wryly and shook his head. Love is a science that has no rules or reason. Severe pain, "Oh~ how did you step on someone?!" Barbara stepped on very hard and ran away after stepping on it. Tang Yi was so painful that he did golden rooster jumps on the spot.

"You are Tang Yi?" Qiu Tiantian did not know when he came to Tang Yi's side, and narrowed his peach eyes and asked with a half-smile.

Qiu Tiantian was 80 years old this year and was born on the same day as Hu Jinyi. When he was 20 years old, his father was tired of fighting and left home to marry, so he became the youngest head of the Qiu family to replace his father and was the number one general of the demon clan. Won the "most perverted" exploits.After world peace, he left his job without pay to open a farm, and successfully bred pigs that couldn't speak, which solved the problem that everyone couldn't eat meat.Since then, everyone no longer has to reason with pigs and talk about feelings when killing pigs, and eat as much as they want without any psychological burden.With this technology, Qiu Tiantian instantly became the richest man in the Demon Race.In order to maintain a good corporate image, Qiu Tiantian has always maintained a female appearance, but the habit of smoking cigars left over from years of marching still remains.

Barbara is his blood-related younger brother, who is only 8 years old this year.Two years ago, Qiu Tiantian's father who left home entrusted Barbara to him when he went home to visit relatives. His father said to him when he left, "We are going to have a second child, but Barbara is too He's stuck with me. So, do yourself a favor and watch for a few days. I'll take him back when I have it." But since then, his father hasn't appeared again.Barbara is indeed very clingy, almost following wherever she goes, even waiting at the door to go to the bathroom.Perhaps it was because of this close contact that Qiu Tiantian's little thoughts about Snark Zana, which had been unknown for many years, were unexpectedly discovered by this little devil.

Out of love for her brother, Barbara has been working to bring the two closer.It's a pity that he is always hindered by Qiu Tiantian's various principles. For example, even if he has so much money that he can lose hundreds of gold with a simple shake, he will never pay if Snark Zha doesn't give a reasonable name; He will also come to ask for compensation after Ododo sweeps up a corner of the farm; he is the initiator of all demons not paying taxes, etc., after he finds out that Barbara will help Snark by deliberately destroying the name of the Demon King's Mansion. After Zha renovated the Devil's Mansion, he even banned Barbara from going to the Devil's Mansion.But as long as it was a place that Barbara had damaged, he would always pay without saying a word, without hesitation.All in all, he was a principled rich man.

The weather is a bit cold today, watching the autumn wind blowing the fallen leaves, Qiu Tiantian suddenly wanted to spend some money for Snark Zha, so he let Barbara out.Barbara completed the task assigned by her brother very well, destroying a lot of things, and by the way, messing around with Tang Yi.As introduced in the previous paragraph, Qiu Tiantian is a very principled rich man, so he has to pay for the money. He has to say sweet words to Snark Zha, and he has to apologize to Tang Yi.

"Barbara is still young, please bear with me if you offend me." Qiu Tiantian got closer and could clearly smell the cigar on his body.This directly caused Tang Yi's right hand to stretch out towards Qiu Tiantian uncontrollably.Tang Yi yelled badly in his heart, tried his best to restrain himself, and finally his right hand stopped in mid-air, as if he wanted to shake hands, so he quickly pulled out a smile to cover up, "Yes, yes, I am Tang Yi, hey, children are naughty normal."

Seeing that Tang Yi had stretched out his hand, Qiu Tiantian couldn't hold it properly, so he put the cigar in his mouth and freed his hand to hold it.This grip was a bad thing, Tang Yi felt that all his strength was concentrated on his right hand in an attempt to shake Qiu Tiantian's hand.

Feeling Tang Yi's strength, Qiu Tiantian cast a questioning look at Tang Yi.Tang Yi had no choice but to explain with an embarrassed laugh, "This is not my intention, you understand." After finishing speaking, he patted his forehead with his left hand, roaring in his heart, "Ododo, stop making trouble!"let go!let go! ! ’ Then he thought he heard himself sneer, and he felt as if everyone heard it, for Snark had a look of delight.Then Snark made a move that made Barbara scream, he pulled Qiu Tiantian's left hand to touch his face, his blond hair hung down to half cover his face, his lips were slightly parted in a smile, and he looked very lustful.Tang Yi suddenly felt the blood in his whole body rushing to his head, causing a burst of dizziness.Qiu Tiantian even dripped nosebleeds on the spot, his whole body trembling with excitement, and the right hand held by Tang Yi was also forcefully reversed, and he was not at a disadvantage at all.

"Zha... Snark Zha?" Qiu Tiantian started to stutter as he spoke, it was the first time he touched Snark's face like this, the cold and smooth touch was like a small electric current coming from his fingers and directly hitting the heart.This directly caused his heartbeat to rebound quickly after a pause, the blood circulation in his body doubled, and his body began to change instinctively.

Oduoduo might have become stupid because of too much stimulation, and the control of his body was all returned to Tang Yi's hands.Tang Yi was about to make peace with Qiu Tiantian, but Qiu Tiantian in front of him was so scared that he exclaimed, "I'm going! Your face!" The melon-seeded face with willow eyebrows and peach blossom eyes suddenly turned into a square face with beard, thick eyebrows and big eyes, slender and snow-white His arms swelled to become thick and muscular, and his curvy figure suddenly became Kong Wu's powerful figure, comparable to that of a bodybuilder. The camouflage vest that was originally loose and loose looking at the spring is now a tights.Tang Yi was so frightened that he couldn't help but move his hands.