Beastmaster Divorce

These children are too precocious...Feng Yutian can only laugh dryly at their childish language.After a while, there was always a looming sour smell, "Huh? Bai Wu, why do you have a strange smell...?" Feng Yutian lowered his head and smelled Long Baiwu.

When he said this, Long Baiwu and Long Xueshan exchanged glances quickly, and Long Xueshan said with a smile, "Bai Wu, share that delicious food with Grandpa Zeng Zeng?"

Long Baiwu nodded obediently, and took out a piece of solid yellow and green with hair on it from his arms.The sour smell gave Feng Yutian a headache, "What?"

"It's taken out of the Danding bag. It doesn't smell good but it melts in the mouth. It's delicious." Long Baiwu explained, and put the moldy cheese to Feng Yutian's mouth with his little hand, "Ah...hey you……"

Not to be outdone, Long Xueshan took out half a mushroom, climbed up Feng Yutian's thigh and put it near his mouth, "There's also this... red mushroom. I still have half left, I'll give it to you, ah..."

The enthusiasm of the children was hard to quench, Feng Yutian could only accept them all as they were ordered, and even boasted "Yeah, it's delicious, so good, so good."

Snark Feng, who had been forgotten by everyone in the study at this time, looked at the bright moon in the sky through the wide open window and prayed that everyone would not think of him again...

It is said that Peng Huiyu pulled Long Zixuan out of Wutong Fengju, and went to a small hanging garden on the edge of the plane tree to talk.The breeze was gentle, the moonlight was gentle, and Peng Huiyu was alone for a long time. Long Zixuan sat first, then squatted, and finally lay down with his hands on his hands, watching the stars and smoking a pipe...

"Are you sleepy?" Peng Huiyu said that he felt a little thirsty, and seeing Long Zixuan's eyes half closed, he pushed him and asked.

"No, I'm just distracted." Long Zixuan was very happy when he saw that the conversation was about to end, a carp leaped up from the ground, patted the dirt on his body, "Can we go back? Don't leave my house again It’s only estimated that the house will be demolished. Hey~ Don’t show such a disappointed expression, I won’t comfort you.”

Peng Huiyu turned away from that bitter and bitter face, and sighed, "I don't want your comfort, I just can't figure it out."

"Huh?" Long Zixuan felt regretful and wanted to slap himself after he finished speaking, but the sound he made could no longer be recovered.Sure enough, Peng Huiyu became energetic again. "I don't understand how you can be so numb."

"Oh, it's back again. Why can't I explain it?" Long Zixuan was so angry that he patted himself on the forehead with his cigarette bag between his hands, "First, you can't produce evidence; second, what can you do? Can you put What about the old dragon? Or are you planning to piss off the old Phoenix?" As he spoke, he noticed that Peng Huiyu's eyes suddenly lit up, "...don't show an expression of sudden realization."

"You're such a genius." Peng Huiyu stood up and patted Long Zixuan's shoulder happily, but soon turned distressed, rubbed his chin and muttered, "But Phoenix's vitality is strong, and it's difficult to die from anger."

Long Zixuan was in a hurry, grabbed his lapel and warned him word by word, "Don't do that!"

"I was joking just now, didn't you notice?" Peng Huiyu waved his hands in surprise to explain, "And I praised you, didn't you hear it?"

"..." Long Zixuan felt that his endurance had reached a new level after tonight.

Peng Huiyu tidied up the messy skirts of Long Zixuan, but saw that Long Zixuan had turned around and left, so he hurriedly followed, "Where are you going?"

"Go to a place without you!" Long Zixuan quickened his pace, not even looking at him.

"Are you angry? I was really joking just now, Long Zixuan, why are you so stingy now?!" Peng Huiyu walked faster than Long Zixuan, and immediately stopped in front of Long Zixuan, letting Long Zixuan Had to face his big face.

"Shut up!" Long Zixuan didn't care about his demeanor when he was angry, and pushed him away after shouting and continued walking.

"Ah! You're still swearing at me!" Peng Huiyu looked hurt.

"Oh my god! He must have been struck by lightning!" Long Zixuan was made very irritable by him, and shouted with a pipe pointing at the sky.A bolt of thunder struck Penghui Yu.

Naturally, the thunder couldn't hit Peng Huiyu, and Peng Huiyu dodged to the side just to avoid the thunder. Looking at the black smoke rising from the ground, he felt that Long Zixuan was very unreasonable, "How dare you call me?" Lightning strikes me!"

"No, that's God's will." Long Zixuan refused to admit that he did it.

"You lied, today is obviously sunny..." How could Peng Huiyu believe it.

"The sky has changed. Look, dark clouds!" Long Zixuan pointed at the back of Penghui Yu with a serious face.

"Huh? No." Peng Huiyu looked back at the sky, the sky was cloudless, full of stars, and the bright moon was like a disc.He searched for a while before realizing that he had been duped, and looking back, Long Zixuan had already run a certain distance... "Long Zixuan, your habit of lying is very bad!"

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When they returned to Wutong Fengju one after the other, they found that the full moon banquet was over and everyone dispersed, only three or two little birds were left to clean up the messy yard.The four dolls of the Long family plus Danding stood in a row by the wall, facing the wall and thinking about what had happened, especially Danding was still standing on two hind legs-it was a real corporal punishment.He didn't see Long Qingyi and Feng Yutian, so he probably just returned to the house.

Long Huang, who was helping to clean up, saw his father came back and ran up to Long Zixuan with a broom in his hands, "Father, you are back! Mom said they didn't enjoy drinking, so they went to continue drinking elsewhere. She asked you to take us go home."

Long Zixuan let out a groan, then pointed to the line facing the wall, and asked his eldest son in a low voice, "How many things did they destroy?"

"I don't know, but they entered the study..." Before Long Huangyi could finish speaking, Peng Huiyu tapped his shoulder and asked, "Where's Aunt Xiao Ye?" Ye Meiying is Peng Huiyu His new wife is a beautiful nightingale and Ma Baichun's sister Tao.Peng Huiyu was a little anxious to find his wife after searching around.

"She seems to have left with my mother and the others." Long Huang answered after thinking for a while.

"Then why didn't she leave me a message? This girl..." Peng Huiyu was a little depressed to say goodbye to his wife.

"She stayed, and she said that I will give you a holiday for these two days." Long Qingyi walked up to them at some point, with a smile on his face. Qingyi grabbed his shoulder with one hand, and said with a smile, "So you are here to help clean up these two days. It just so happened that those little villains dropped a lot of my bottles, and you who have little success in repairing spells will have to work hard." Turning around He patted Long Huangyi's shoulder again, and took the broom from his hand, "Good boy, thank you. Let's go home with your father." Then he shouted to the row facing the wall, "Okay! We can leave this time! Next time you do it again, stand on your head!" After saying that, the children in the row suddenly staggered.

As soon as Long Qingyi finished making arrangements, he remembered a guy who had been missed, and said to Peng Huiyu, "I'll call Bai Yang out to help you." After speaking, he turned around and left.There was absolutely no chance for Peng Huiyu to refuse.For this, Long Zixuan was secretly happy. For the first time, he felt that he was really happy to have a child.Seeing Long Zixuan swaggeringly leading a group of children away, Peng Huiyu was very lonely, so he had no choice but to go to the study.

The study room was in a mess, a shelf was thrown to the ground, and the bottles and cans on it were all dismembered on the ground, Peng Huiyu squatted down and picked up the still intact pieces and put them aside.Peng Huiyu is a serious guy. He works very meticulously, even cleaning up the corners.

The moment he was picked up by Peng Huiyu, Snark Feng felt that he must have been abandoned by the demon god.Peng Huiyu pinched and sniffed him, rummaged and threw him over and over again, finally straightened him and pinched him seven inches away, this pinch made his eyes go black.

"Live. Who?!" Peng Huiyu pinched him and chanted a spell, forcing him to take human form.In the land of the three clans, Snark Peak's ability was originally limited by the three clans' defensive barriers, and in addition to being tossed in various ways in the past few days, it was even worse that he couldn't resist Penghuiyu's spell at all.

"Snark Feng? I knew he wouldn't come alone." Peng Huiyu summoned a golden rope to tie Snark Feng firmly, "Say, what conspiracy do you have!"

Snark Feng thought that he had no choice but to come here, even if he was tossed half to death, he was so wronged, it was really aggrieved... But how should he explain it? Could he explain to Peng Huiyu that he once Concealing his identity, he entered the Three Clans and fell in love with Hu Jinyi, but before he could be destined, Sansheng separated, and he himself was unfortunately threatened by Xie Shenlin to accompany Majesty the Demon King to the Three Clans to attend the little prince's full moon banquet because he didn't want to be Hu Jinyi recognized it, so he kept pretending to be a snakeskin belt and was thrown around by the children as a loop, and was finally forgotten here?

Snark Feng felt that even if he had the courage to finish the above passage, Peng Huiyu would not have the patience to listen to it. Even if he had the patience to listen to it, he might not believe him. Even if he did, he would definitely struggle with why he had to hide it Entering the three clans as an identity... Simply put, it is a crime anyway.So Snark Feng gave Peng Huiyu a very sad and helpless smile...

Peng Huiyu was about to praise him for his bravery in the face of danger, when he heard Hu Baiyang and Long Qingyi's voices outside the house.

"I really can't watch it at all... Now you know why I want you to pick up the egg quickly, right?"

"Then how did you solve it when you raised me and Jin Yi?"

"Go up the roof, up the tree, lie down on the grass, or go to another room..."

"No wonder there are no servants in Wutong Fengju later."

"Anyway, are we going to retire soon? Now that I have nothing else to do, why do I need a servant?"

Peng Huiyu can't stand Long Qingyi's conceit the most