Come on!Foodie!

Chapter 1 Can't time travel? !

Yang Xiaoyang felt that he was a very hard-working person.And it's the kind of bitterness that starts from the heart, the kind of bitterness that makes you vomit bile.

It's okay to be an orphan at the age of two, and I don't remember what my parents look like at all.

It's okay to be sent to an orphanage at the age of four by my cousin and aunt.Because I don't remember anything other than a strong disgust for the word "aunt and cousin".

Leaving the orphanage at the age of 16 and going to school while working part-time by myself is fine.Self-reliant, I am not qualified to be a rice bug.

But why did I finally find a clerical job, and I planned to have a drink to celebrate myself on the first day of work, but I ran into my boss at a gay bar?

If you say you meet it, you will meet it!Nima, the boss, fell in love with Yang Xiaoyang at a glance!Comrade Yang Xiaoyang actually thinks that pears are very big.

Is it really not an unspoken rule to accompany the boss OPENHOUSE like this?

Well, the dive is shallow.Yang Xiaoyang felt that since he knew his sexual orientation at the age of 15, this was the first time he had contact with someone other than ordinary friends.

But soon, Comrade Yang Xiaoyang was stunned.

"Damn it! You've been messing around for a long time, but you can't make it!" Hearing the boss's roar, Yang Xiaoyang was forced.He thought!But he never thought of doing the one above! ! ! ! ! ! !

Nima, who would have thought that the burly boss with a figure of more than 1.8 meters is actually a 0 ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! ! ! !

Yang Xiaoyang suffered deeply again.

Then Comrade Yang Xiaoyang was instantly despised by the boss.

The rent fell on his face, and Comrade Yang Xiaoyang lay on the bed and deeply reflected on his behavior.

"Uh... Young master, am I actually a pure O..." So Yang Xiaoyang shed her first tear as an adult, of course there was only one tear, and then fell asleep.

In fact, although Yang Xiaoyang's children's shoes were despised, the burly boss, children's shoes, did not take any retaliatory and contemptuous measures against Yang Xiaoyang.It's just that he was transferred to the sales department...

Running a business is not easy, but Yang Xiaoyang doesn't feel that he can't do it.lazy!It's not the iconic feature of Yang Xiaoyang's children's shoes, he just has an aversion to overweight physical work.

In fact, most of what their company sells are agricultural and sideline products, and what he is responsible for selling are the seeds of various vegetables and fruits.So for running to the countryside from time to time, Yang Xiaoyang Children's Shoes still thinks it is very good.I don't know if it's because of the subconscious shadows piled up in the big city from the age of two to four, Yang Xiaoyang likes to see the peace in the fields very much.

Of course, those farmers are not as amiable, simple and friendly as Yang Xiaoyang looks like.After all, what they do is business, and their relationship with farmers is just a transaction.

Nothing to do with money is a waste of words and effort.

Fortunately, Yang Xiaoyang's children's shoes have been sweet since childhood, and the prices of their company's fine varieties are not outrageous, and there are still some sales throughout the month.This can't help but make Yang Xiaoyang Children's Shoes feel that the future is bright and life is hopeful!

Carrying a backpack of various vegetable and fruit seeds, Yang Xiaoyang returned from the countryside to the city by bus.Thinking that today is the day to receive salary, I couldn't help but smile on my face.

Thinking that he can finally reward himself with a big meal, his saliva has already started to flood.

Buy a chicken... No, it's too expensive, and the meat chicken is not tasty enough.It is more cost-effective to buy half a slice of duck.Well, add potatoes and stew, and the duck fat that has been skimmed out can be saved for cooking tomorrow.

ah!I haven't eaten mutton for a long time, so I just went to buy half a catty. There should be half a small bag of cumin noodles at home, which is enough for myself after frying.

By the way, buy a small pumpkin and put it in the rice to make porridge!Hungry and tasty, nothing beats this!

You guessed it right, our Yang Xiaoyang children's shoes are a foodie, and we are also a thrifty foodie!

But foodies can't stop the car from stalling midway.As an old man sitting on the bus, Yang Xiaoyang's children's shoes have an inescapable responsibility for pushing the bus!

So he habitually got out of the car with various bags, large and small, on his back.

Pushing a cart is a lot of work, but it's nothing to ten old men.It didn't take two or three minutes for the car to get up.The big guys happily started to get on the car.

At this moment, the most difficult thing in Yang Xiaoyang's life happened.He felt dizzy all of a sudden, and the backpack behind his back pulled him back like a heavy weight.The whole person fell on his back and fell into the big hole on the side of the road.

Yang Xiaoyang didn't feel any pain, but passed out immediately.Of course, at the moment when Yang Xiaoyang's children's shoes seemed to be in the pit, but he didn't, there was such a sentence in his mind: "Fuck! It's okay to dig a hole! The hole has not been filled!"

Of course complaining is useless.Because what happened after that has nothing to do with him!

---------The old paper crosses the dividing line---------

Zhu Hai met Yang Xiaoyang when he was feeding pigs in his yard.

In fact, it can't be said to be met, but to be surprised.After all, not everyone can calmly deal with a person and a bunch of things falling from the sky.At least a few old sows in Zhu Hai's family were frightened, and they screamed without exception.

Zhu Hai lowered his head and kicked Yang Xiaoyang's leg with his big foot.Noticing that the people on the ground didn't move, he squatted down and put the two fingers that were still stirring the pig trough just now under Yang Xiaoyang's nostrils. "Well, not dead yet." Then he withdrew his hand and looked up at the sky.

The sky is so blue!There is not a single one of the gods, the clouds, the birds, the wild geese, or even the branches! "Where did he fall from?" Zhu Hai's children's shoes thought about it seriously.

When Yang Xiaoyang woke up, he smelled an indescribable smell.There is fragrance in the smell, and the smell is hidden in the fragrance, which not only makes people sick, but also stimulates the appetite.

Yang Xiaoyang felt that he might not have a concussion but a brain puncture, how could he not be able to distinguish the smell?But soon he knew the truth of the matter.

Smelly!It was because I was lying in a dark room, and the quilt on my body was full of the masculine smell unique to a man.To put it bluntly, it is the smell of sweat and a little smell of stinky feet. "vomit!!!"

fragrant!It was because of the strong smell of meat coming from outside the house door, to the hungry Yang Xiaoyang, that smell was like a knife to kill, a rope to rein in a horse! "very hungry!!!"

So student Yang Xiaoyang didn't have concussion or puncture.For this point he feels very satisfied.

Could it be that after he fell into the pit, he was rescued by the local villagers and returned home?Does no one call 120?Didn't the driver and passengers on the bus think of taking themselves into the city to be sent to the hospital?Could it be that he was abandoned in the pit and then rescued?Is this world so sympathetic and humane?Could it be...

Just as he was coming and going, Zhu Hai opened the door curtain and walked in with a large bowl. "Are you awake? Are you hungry? This is the freshly cooked big bone soup, please take a bite first."

For a foodie, there is nothing more exciting than food appearing when you are hungry.That's why Yang Xiaoyang's blurred eyes brightened instantly. "Thank you! Thank you!" After speaking, he wanted to get up to catch the bowl, but he couldn't use his waist strength at all. "Well……"

Zhu Hai quickly put the bowl on the kang, and then stopped Yang Xiaoyang: "Uncle Niu said, you fell on your waist, you have to lie down for a few days, don't move around."

Actually fell down? ! ! !It's over!I heard that the most important thing for a man is the waist. Although I am a pure zero, I still need waist strength!Do you want to live the same life as your father-in-law for the rest of your life?Thinking of this, Yang Xiaoyang began to feel depressed and sad.

Seeing the sad faces of the people on the kang, Zhu Hai said: "Don't worry, it's just twisted. You are already very strong. You just twisted it when you fell from such a high place. If someone else would have broken your bone already."

Such a high place?That pit is no more than 1.5 meters!Eh?No, why is this person dressed so weirdly?Yang Xiaoyang's children's shoes finally realized that something was wrong. "This... big brother, where is this?"

Zhu Hai replied: "This is Niuzhuang. Where did you come from? How did you fall from the sky?"

Heaven... heaven? ? ! ! ! ! "I don't know either. Wait a minute, brother, can you please turn around and show me?"

Although I don't understand why, but Zhu Hai is an honest and kind person. After Yang Xiaoyang finished speaking, he said "oh", and then quickly turned around.

After seeing Zhu Hai's attire clearly, he looked around the darkened room, and asked weakly, "Brother...isn't this a film studio?"

Zhu Hai blinked his eyes: "What is a studio?"

The man's eyes were so sincere that Yang Xiaoyang had to believe that he had no idea what a studio was.And Yang Xiaoyang also believes that he has no possibility of making people trick him. "The studio is... a beautiful place!" Oh my god!I really am not lying!

Zhu Hai scratched the back of his head embarrassingly when he heard the word "beautiful", "You really can talk. My house is the poorest in the village, how can I say it's beautiful."

Yang Xiaoyang rolled his eyes inwardly: "Even if it's not the worst, it's the dirtiest one, okay?" But when he thought about it, he didn't know how to say it.I don't know where I am, so I can't offend this man for the time being! "Brother, can you tell me what year it is?"

Zhu Hai thought for a while: "Dewu for four years. Why don't you even know this?"

Yang Xiaoyang once again felt that his fragile heart was extremely hurt. "Maybe I hit my head, I can't remember many things."

Zhu Hai said "oh" again. "Then do you know your name?"

Yang Xiaoyang opened his mouth and showed an unsightly smile: "My name is Yang Xiaoyang, I don't know what your name is, big brother?"

"My name is Zhu Hai, and everyone calls me Da Zhuang. Your name is Yang Xiaoyang? Is your family a sheep breeder?" This is the first time Zhu Hai has heard of someone with the surname Yang. He is really a strange person.

Yang Xiaoyang wanted to vomit blood: "It's the poplar! The poplar of the poplar tree!" If the young master raises sheep, you are a pig raiser!

Actually this time Yang Xiaoyang children's shoes unfortunately guessed right.

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