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Pulling an ox cart, the two grooms-to-be are so beautiful.Surrounded by the old and young men in the village, it can be said to be one step at a time. No matter how anxious you are to see your wife, you can never go one step faster.why?Squeeze it! !

After finally moving to the door of Niu Dahu's house, the suona, gongs and drums rang, and there was a "buzzing" in the ears for a while, but everyone's faces were smiling.The door of Niu's house is wide open today, but unfortunately the people standing outside the door are all unmarried girls in the village, and those boys who want to get married.These people are all here to stop the marriage.Of course, this is also one of the customs. The groom and the officials each send a red envelope, and those who stop the marriage will give way.当然这也可以让那些想娶小子的男人看准了自己有啥目标，免得下错了心思，再被人家给揍了。So those unmarried men who followed Zhu Hai and Er Bao all stared wide-eyed.Regardless of men and women at the gate of the courtyard, it is estimated that half of them will be targeted this time.How about saying that marriage is contagious!

After all the red envelopes were gone, the two of them entered the courtyard.As a result, he was attacked by his brother-in-law again.What can I do? The daughter-in-law has already recognized the Niu family as a relative, and if there are three more brothers-in-law, you have to admit it.Fortunately, Niu Daqian and Niu Jincheng are very reliable, and the relationship between the two families has always been very good.So after a few words of "education" and a few words of "warning", they were ready to be released.But Niu San quit.Why can't I take care of the groom when all the beauties are married?So he made a sudden attack and insisted that the two of them sing a love song in public, otherwise he would lie on the ground and not let them go in.

Niu Daniu Eryi frowned, but Comrade Tian, ​​who was following Da Zhuang, raised his hands in agreement.You know this country tune can be very nice sometimes.I just don't know if these two people can sing well.But he also thought about it, just his third brother-in-law, before he and Niu Er get married in the future, he must get rid of him, it is best to marry far away to be at ease!Well, it's okay to blame someone on someone else!

As soon as Tian Jingyan agreed, all the gentlemen in the welcoming team also booed.Of course, those girls and boys who stopped the kiss just now are also excited.So Brother Da Zhuang and Brother Er Bao had no choice.sing!Shame and everything can come today!Anyway, everything is acceptable for the daughter-in-law to marry back home!

Xiaoyang and Mumu who were in the room were in a hurry.My heart feels unsteady like grass growing.I heard the sound of suona outside.Then you know that you have reached the gate of the courtyard.Although they couldn't hear the commotion outside, they knew that the two had entered the courtyard when the sound was close.Both of them didn't understand the marriage customs here, and they didn't dare to ask nonsense because they were afraid of taboos.So he could only sit in the house surrounded by Mrs. Xianghua and several other sisters-in-law from the same village, covering his brow with sweat.It's also fortunate that these male newcomers don't need makeup, otherwise there would be nothing but mud on their faces.Of course, even if makeup is required, Xiao Yang absolutely cannot do it.

Suddenly the sound of suona and gongs and drums stopped, and everyone in the room was stunned.In the end, before Mrs. Xianghua went out to see what was going on, she heard singing from outside.

The sound didn't matter, Xiao Yang collapsed at that time.You don't need to ask, you can tell from the voice that this is the Mumu family's Erbao brother.He had heard this tune before. When farming in spring, many villagers hummed it while working.Still quite tasty.The key is the strength of the thief pull.Well, originally the lyrics of this tune are love songs, but it is really funny to sing when we welcome the bride.So Xiaoyang Children's Shoes suppressed a smile, covered her belly with one hand, and supported Mumu's shoulder with the other.He also comforted him with a shy voice: "Brother, your husband's singing voice is really penetrating."

In the end, before he could finish singing, another sudden voice turned Xiaoyang into petrification.Nima!Zhu Dazhuang, don't you know that your singing is out of tune?Don't you know the pentameter and you don't know that you can't sing?When the old paper taught you that the sun and the sky illuminated you, you could run fast. Happy birthday!Do you still dare to sing during the reception?Do you want to throw my face back to modern times?God! !This is really too scary! ! !Brother Erbao, I was wrong, I shouldn't have laughed at you for being too loud, your voice is too high, anyway, you old man is still tuned, and you didn't go to the Arctic Circle! ! !

Mumu on one side recovered from the shock, and touched Xiaoyang's smooth and soft hair with a smile: "Xiaoyang, don't be sad, Brother Zhu's song is not good, but his heart is sincere."

Xiaoyang frowned.This is the contempt of Hongguoguo, and the ridicule of green leaves! ! ! !Zhu Dazhuang, I will never end with you tonight! ! !wrong!If you let me know who forced you to sing, I will chase him all over the village! ! !

The suona sounded again, and of course everyone laughed wildly.But Da Zhuang didn't feel that everyone was laughing at him at all, he believed that it was the brothers in the village who were happy for him.Anyway, I have married a wife, and their daughter-in-law doesn't know where to stay!So go laugh, when you get married, I will let our Xiaoyang think of a better way to entertain more young and old!

Niu San, who was almost rolling on the ground with laughter, held his stomach and opened the door of the room where Xiaoyang and Mumu were.But the door was blocked by a few sister-in-laws who were even more irresistible.

Seeing Mrs. Xianghua at this moment, Da Zhuang and Er Bao's temples jumped.why?Worry!He was attacked suddenly by Niu San just now, and now he has to be baptized by the queens, this can't be fooled at all!So the two of them now have the mentality of rushing to the battlefield.In other words... go all out!

As a result, these sister-in-laws went well.Of course, this is also because the room is really stuffy, the two newcomers are dressed much thicker than them, he is also Xia in early summer!Close the windows and close the door and have three floors inside and outside, and it will not be fun to suffer from heat stroke.So, represented by Mrs. Xianghua, I just briefly talked about three main points, five ideas, and seven principles, and then two people entered the room.

Seeing a daughter-in-law, now it can be said to be more cordial than meeting the ancestors.It's not easy!It's not easy!So the two of them didn't say anything, they took two steps to the side of the kang, picked up their daughter-in-law and walked out.This made Xiaoyang and Mumu caught off guard, completely unaware that they were going to be taken out.So she looked at Mrs. Xianghua with a puzzled face.In the end, what I saw was that Her Majesty laughed so hard that the sky collapsed and the earth collapsed... Definitely!Is this the only custom?

After going out of the house, the men and women in the yard started coaxing again.For a while, the sound of firecrackers also rang out, mixed with the sound of suona and gongs and drums, which made Xiaoyang and Mumu's ears hurt immediately.So subconsciously leaning his head into his husband's arms, in fact, he could only cover one ear.It's really not easy to get married! It's not easy!

The sound of firecrackers stopped when the bullock cart started.Xiao Yang let out a sigh of relief.He was really afraid that the firecrackers would keep going off, and the two cows would be frightened again.At that time, I and Mu Mu may have to meet again after eight hundred miles outside the village.But in fact, what he doesn't know is that the cattle in the village have seen this kind of battle a lot, what are the little firecrackers afraid of!It's not over yet!Just report the good news to the head of the village!

Walking step by step with difficulty, Xiaoyang and Mumu had to accept the attention of the young and old in the village.Regardless of whether they know each other or not, whether they are familiar or not, everyone has a blessed smile on their faces.

Xiaoyang felt that it was really worth it for her to wear here.Thinking about it, if it was in modern times, he might not even be able to find a man who could stay with him wholeheartedly, not to mention that the laws of the motherland did not allow two men to marry at all.How good it is here, no one discriminates, you can get blessings, but in the sun, you can also get a personal certificate from the government.This is something he never thought about after he knew he was gay.With a godfather, a mother, a brother and a wife, a lover and a career.Although in modern times, one's own craftsmanship is probably not rare even for setting up roadside stalls, but here it can be exchanged for so many people's likes.Again, it's great to be here!

There was always a smirk on Mumu's face, but there was water in his eyes.Thinking about the old days, thinking about the fate that the fortune teller gave him, and looking at the man who is leading the cow and marrying him home now, he really wants to cry.If Mrs. Xianghua hadn't warned her, married men could only laugh, and he might have burst into tears a long time ago.I don't know how my sister-in-law is doing now, is it harder to set up a stall without me.Have you been beaten and scolded by your elder brother?Does Xing'er still remember whether her second uncle has grown taller?But these... are too far away from him.

The crowd stopped at the gate of the village head's courtyard.Zhu Hai and Erbao also helped Xiaoyang and Mumu out of the car.The two held their daughter-in-law's hand and happily walked into the gate of the village chief's house.The elders are all waiting for them to salute in the house!Of course, the people behind them can only wait outside!Thinking of the four people here, they all felt refreshed.

There is no difference in the steps of worship.Neither Xiaoyang nor Mumu are strangers.Even if you haven't seen it, you've heard it.None of the four of them have parents, but the number of worshipers in Gaotang is more than that of other families.The village chief and his wife, Niu Dahu and his wife, Wang Erbao's aunt and uncle, and Niu Sangu who has been taking care of Da Zhuang.Of course Baozheng Huang Erjiu was also present, but today his responsibility is to be the master of ceremonies...

First worship heaven and earth, second worship high hall, husband and wife worship each other.The only thing missing is sending into the bridal chamber.why?Because their bridal chamber is not here at all!And here, there is no need for a man to shy away from getting married, and he has to salute and toast the guests at the banquet.So those who are sent to the bridal chamber are all their own business after eating and drinking.

Xiao Yang felt very good.But I also faintly feel that this place is still unfair to men and women.Why do women have to cover their heads and wait for the man to come back and lift it before they can move?How hungry that is!But what Xiao Yang didn't know was that even Da Zhuang and others who married wives didn't have the chance to eat.Just put two pieces of meat and a mouthful of rice before drinking.It's just because I'm afraid that the wine will hurt my stomach.If not, let's go hungry together!

So when Xiao Yang was ordered to shut up after two mouthfuls of rice while eating the greasy stewed meat, Xiao Yang almost burst into tears.very hungry! ! !I can't get enough! !Seeing the master's pitiful eyes, Qian Quan, who was filling the meat, said calmly: "Jin Ren is over. I am stewing chicken soup on the stove at home, and the sixth son is watching the pot at home." But after he said this, Xiao Yang now I just want to run away, with Liu Zi's gluttonous baby here, can I really have chicken to eat when Da Zhuang and I go home?I'm afraid there is really only soup left! !

But looking at his own strength, he only ate these two bites, so Xiaoyang was balanced.But he hastened to ask: "If someone else has a sip, you can drink a bowl! If someone else drinks a bowl, you can just take a sip, you know?"

Zhao Liang made do at this time: "Don't worry, I only have two taels of wine in this jar in my hand, and it's cold enough to drink." Then he winked at Zhu Hai and Er Bao.

Xiaoyang has black lines all over his head.You people are actually a collective conspiracy!But ok, that's not bad, it's better than drinking too much and feeling uncomfortable!But drinking too much water, running to the toilet all the time is not a refreshing thing, okay? !