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The rules of the game are set by Xiaoyang, so naturally all the benefits are on him.In Xiaoyang's view, although this young man is angry and unreasonable, but luckily he is a bit careless, so he still took advantage of it.It is not necessarily wrong to guess the riddle by yourself, but it is very difficult for the other party to guess the brain teaser.Anyway, he is quite confident in this competition.What's more, Comrade Yang Xiaoyang thinks that he can definitely afford the game. If he really loses, he will lose, and he can buy a month's worth of buns a day!One penny for a steamed bun, only thirty pennies.I also lost a good popularity, I believe everyone onlookers will not laugh at me.Why not do it yourself!

The young man felt that he was sure to win, and the expression on his face became much more relaxed.After thinking for a while, he immediately came up with a question: "Si Wuxie—Guess a word."

For such a riddle, Xiao Yang simply felt that he had no hope of guessing it right.And he didn't think that this hypocritical young man would be polite to him, so after thinking about it for a while, he immediately answered honestly: "I can't guess. Tell me the answer."

Seeing that Xiaoyang did not guess correctly, the boy curled his lips and sneered: "Thinking of innocence means righteousness of heart, and righteousness of heart is naturally a word of bewilderment."

Xiao Yang suddenly felt that he might have given up too early. If he thought about such a question more, he would be able to guess it when he calmed down, right?It's just that sometimes there are many different angles to the word guessing puzzles, and it's really hard to guess the unexpected ones, otherwise there's no point in it.But he doesn't care, the most fundamental advantage of Xiaoyang's children's shoes is that he can afford to lose. "Okay! Then I come up with the question. My question is: what doesn't have a tongue in its mouth?"

As soon as the question came out, the boy was immediately stunned.Frowning and thinking for a long time, he finally choked out a sentence: "The man with the broken tongue!"

Xiao Yang shook his head: "No."

The boy thought about it for a while, and felt that this question is really impossible, even if he is a beast, he has a tongue! "Nonsense! What do you mean you don't have a tongue?"

Xiao Yang grinned: "Teapot mouth! Whose teapot still has a tongue in the mouth, doesn't it scare the living?"

As soon as Xiaoyang finished speaking, the people around burst into laughter.Even the manager of the steamed stuffed bun shop, who was worrying about this place, couldn't help laughing.

When the boy heard the answer, he immediately gasped in his chest.Just about to refute that the teapot spout is not a living thing, only to realize that the other party’s question did not say it was a living thing at all, so he could only hold back his breath in secret: "Okay! We have a tie this round! I will make the next question! Yu The color of the back mountain is as sleepy—guess the word!"

After the rain, the mountain seems to be asleep?Xiaoyang feels that rainy days are indeed suitable for sleeping, but why does Shan seem to be asleep?This is a very learned question.Anyway, I am not too bad, and if I can't answer a question, I don't care about him.Without struggling any more, he just smiled and said, "Tell me about it."

The young man was proud: "I can't guess all these puzzles correctly, it's really ridiculous. It's raining on the mountain, so it's naturally a word of snow!" After speaking, he didn't forget to give Xiaoyang a look with disdain.

Xiao Yang was annoyed.Damn, is it not the connotation but the font this time?Well, I am indeed some material for guessing riddles, but the other party is not much better. "Then here is my question: Why do people go to the kang or bed to sleep?"

sleep?What is the problem?The boy was even more stunned by Xiaoyang's question.This kid's question doesn't follow the routine at all! "If you don't go to the kang or bed to sleep, is it possible that you still have to sleep in a tree? What kind of problem is this!" At this time, he also heard the people around him whispering, and of course they all felt that Xiaoyang's problem was quite strange, although There are many places where people can sleep, but everyone generally thinks that the answer should be comfortable on the kang and bed!As a teenager, he could clearly feel that the answer would not be so simple.He can understand this from the answer to the previous question.So after a while, he said again: "Tell me why?"

Xiao Yang turned his head and glanced at Da Zhuang's shoes who were also curious, and answered loudly with a smile: "Because the kang or the bed can't come to your side to let you sleep!"

"Pfft!" Many people burst out laughing.This is not a lantern riddle, it's just for fun!So the scene once again sparked a burst of laughter.Xiao Yang was even a little proud, no matter whether he wins or loses, as long as everyone is happy.It’s the holidays, being happy is more important than anything else!

But the boy was not happy.These completely unreliable questions are simply nonsense. If they are heard by the masters and wives of the academy, they will definitely be pissed off.It's really humiliating for me to compete with this rough man!But since he started it by himself, wouldn't it be tantamount to admitting defeat if he didn't compete?So even if you don't like it in your heart, you still have to ask questions.Although this time he felt suffocated even when he asked the question.He just randomly picked one from the book of lantern riddles he had read before, anyway, he felt that this nonsense kid could guess it wrong!At worst, let's keep comparing like this! "Sunrise in the east and rain in the west—Guess the word!"

It's a pity that the boy hit the gun this time.Comrade Xiaoyang had really seen this riddle before, so he laughed immediately: "Why is your question getting simpler and simpler? There is water on one side and the sun on the other, isn't that just a word for mooring!"

The young man was completely stunned.But he couldn't refute the correctness of this answer. "You come up with a question!" Of course, the confidence is not very strong when the words come out.

Xiao Yang thought for a while and asked, "If you put iron outside, it will rust, so what will happen if you put gold outside?"

The boy curled his lips and sneered: "Of course it won't rust! You don't need to ask!"

Xiao Yang laughed after hearing this: "Nonsense! Of course I know that gold will not rust, but it will be lost!!"

The result, of course, was yet another burst of laughter.Undoubtedly, Xiao Yang won the competition, and even made all the onlookers laugh with unreliable and insane brain teasers.Of course, what Xiaoyang didn’t know was that his three questions were passed on from word to mouth among the common people, and finally reached the ears of an unused civil servant in the capital, and he finally told the current emperor as a joke, and the emperor was very happy , the civil servant has been prosperous since then.

But of course it is impossible for Xiaoyang to know.Of course, even if he knew that these three problems he could see from the Internet could be changed, he wouldn't be that interested.Compared with the lofty ambitions of the country and the world in many time-traveling articles, he feels more comfortable raising pigs and farming with Zhu Hai.Of course, there are jokes that make everyone happy, and delicious food is of course for more people to eat.Things like happiness and happiness can only increase if they are shared with more people.

Speaking of Xiaoyang's victory, it naturally means that the boy lost completely.Although the kid's temper is very bad, and his character is too arrogant and unreasonable.But in the end it was nice to admit defeat.It is estimated that the laughter of so many people made him feel ashamed, so he put a bag of money on the table placed by the store at that time, and then left without leaving a name and address.

The shopkeeper looked at the hanging money and didn't know what to do.So he turned his attention to Xiaoyang's children's shoes.

Xiao Yang smiled "hehe" at the shopkeeper: "This is your steamed stuffed bun money! Keep it up. Gong Xi Fa Cai!"

The shopkeeper grinned: "But the little brother just didn't leave his address and name, how can I deliver the buns? Besides, there are too many buns hanging around money..."Do you want to eat to vomit blood...

Xiao Yang smiled: "But he didn't say he won't come to your place to eat buns in the future. When he finds you in the future, you just give him buns."

The onlookers also agreed.Some people even said that the young man was too unreasonable, and he deserved to pay two money.If there is a big festival, just find awkwardness with others.Of course, everyone thought that the young man with the lantern was really interesting, and some young people even had a good impression of this young man with a good appearance, a good personality, and an absolutely good head.But as soon as he saw the tall and burly "guardian" behind him, he automatically and consciously ignored his unknown psychological activities.

After a farce, Xiao Yang cheerfully took the lantern into his hands.After squeezing out the crowd, he immediately handed the lamp to Zhu Hai: "For you! I won!"

Zhu Hai didn't expect Xiaoyang to give him the lamp he had won so hard, and he was excited: "Daughter-in-law, did you really give it to me?"

Xiaoyang pouted, what do you mean I gave it to you!I'm giving you the pig lantern!But there is no need to worry about this.The hypocritical riddles just now are enough to make you panic. "Of course! As soon as I saw this lamp, I thought of giving it to you. Look at how round the pig is. This year our pig will definitely grow fatter and stronger!"

After receiving it, Zhu Hai nodded immediately, and put his arm around Xiaoyang's shoulder: "I will definitely! Daughter-in-law, you are so kind!"

Xiao Yang curled her lips: "That's it!" Except that I'm not tall, I'm pretty good everywhere!But why hasn't it grown after several months!Hateful! ! !

After walking all the way and eating a lot of local snacks and snacks, the two finally returned to Niu's grocery store.As soon as he entered the inner room, he saw that Mumu and Erbao had already sat in the room.Looking at the carp lantern on the table next to Mumu, he knew it must be a gift from Erbao.It does look good.But Xiaoyang still thinks his own pig lantern is more interesting.At least suitable for their own business.

"Ah! There are even pig-shaped lanterns! Xiaoyang, where did you find them?" Sure enough, this kind of special-shaped lanterns would attract attention, otherwise Xiaoyang wouldn't have to work so hard to win.

Xiao Yang replied with a smile: "The daughter of a steamed stuffed bun shop owner made it herself. If you like it, I guarantee they can make a new one for you!" Just for the sake of letting him make a lot of money in one go, Make Another Lamp Guaranteed Free!

Mumu children's shoes had obviously been educated by brother Erbao in advance, so he immediately shook his head: "No. The carp lantern that brother Erbao gave me is very good."

"Tsk tsk tsk! Look at your beautiful appearance! How is your brother Erbao now?" Xiao Yang couldn't help teasing.

Mumu blushed immediately: "You're a bear! You'll look good when Mrs. Xianghua comes back later!"

Xiao Yang thumped the table immediately, turned his head and said to his big brother: "Did you see that! Mu Mu has learned badly now! He has learned badly!"

Comrade Zhu Hai laughed: "Then let's go back now. Okay?"

Xiaoyang nodded immediately: "Okay, okay! I'm really tired after being squeezed for a long time. It's the right way to go back!" After speaking, he looked at Wang Erbao, "Mu Mu's family, why don't you hurry up and get a car! You want to take your wife Are you staying overnight at an inn in the city?"

Er Bao immediately grinned: "It's okay!"

Before Mumu could speak, Xiaoyang immediately turned his head: "Don't go back and pull it down! Our family still has a group of animals to feed! Brother Zhu, let's go back by ourselves!"