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"Hey, who is the man who fascinated our Hunan hero? Doesn't he look better than Pan An and Song Yu?" Huo Chunshan gloated.

Shao Xiangyu raised his eyebrows and asked back: "Is this the only one who can charm me?" Then he smiled lightly and said: "I can't even remember his appearance..."

Huo Chunshan was taken aback by the rebuttal: "It's not that what you like... Hehe?"

"What does it have to do with him?"

"You, you weren't with him that day..."

Shao Xiangyu realized it, and leaned lazily on the sofa, and the image of a hooligan suddenly appeared: "I didn't fuck him."

"Damn it," Huo Chunshan said, "A Yuanbai paid thousands of dollars for you, you are reckless!"

"Don't use idioms indiscriminately, at most it's not worth the money," Shao Xiangyu pointed to his left chest, "I'm thinking of another person, so I can't continue."

"Psychological cleanliness to a perverted man..." Huo Chunshan muttered contemptuously, and then asked: "Then who do you really like?"

The appearance is still blurred, but it is so pitiful to be missed by this big-tailed fox!

Shao Xiangyu said with a half-smile, "It's not you anyway."

Huo Chunshan opened his mouth as if he had swallowed an ostrich egg, and Shao Xiangyu flushed with anger: "I don't have time to hide from you, what nonsense!"

People like Shao Xiangyu, the enemy, can torture you to the point of death; those who like him will die tragically by his ruthlessness and indifference; those who like him can bully you severely It makes you feel like you are willing to take it apart and eat it...

Therefore, with this kind of person, you either have nothing to do with it at all, or you are friends.

Huo Chunshan was fortunate that Shao Xiangyu existed as his friend.

Shao Xiangyu lowered his eyes, and his eyes were sad: "I can't say for sure, it's just... some feelings I haven't experienced before."

Huo Chunshan grabbed a fragrant pear from the coffee table in the office and gnawed it, sat down next to Shao Xiangyu and said righteously: "Do you want to talk to me? Although I am not as professional as Ah Yuanlai, I can still listen to my friends' difficulties !"

Shao Xiangyu was amused by Huo Chunshan's pretentious seriousness: "Forget it, let me talk to you, I might as well find a tree hole to talk."

"Damn it, you still dislike me when I use you as a trash can!"

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Every Thursday again, at eight o'clock in the morning, the alarm bell rang "Dididi".

Chongqiu opened his misty eyes, grasped the culprit who disturbed the dream, closed them, and continued to sleep.

Great, the world is quiet now!

Ten minutes later, he bounced off the bed as if electrocuted.

"... We're going to be late!"

Quickly put on the T-shirt and washed white jeans, wash his face and brush his teeth in half a minute, before rushing to the subway station without thinking about eating anything.

...It's so crowded again!The bones of the whole body are almost crushed to pieces!

Chongqiu touched his sour stomach, he didn't eat breakfast, his brain was not supplied with enough oxygen, he only felt top-heavy.

As soon as he was in a daze, a woman standing next to him passed out due to hypotension and hypoxia...!

Chongqiu is terrified!

He held on to the pillar desperately, watched his sleepy hair and pale face reflected in the car window, gritted his teeth and thought, if it is a man, he has to carry it to death, otherwise it would be too embarrassing to pass out!

He can cope with getting up early when classes start, but during the holidays his biological clock is obviously adjusted to wake up naturally, but every Thursday he has to teach a group of small bean dingers an interest class, and they will complain about "being bitten" and "slapped" from time to time. "It's time" and things like that come... Have a good vacation, sleep at home and eat iced watermelon!

When he got off the bus, he went in the wrong direction again. In the crowded crowd, he was splashed with soy milk from strangers on his clothes, and even stepped on his feet by a few children. In fact, he was used to all of this.

The most unbearable thing is those pudding milk tea shops, bakeries, pastry shops passing by along the way...

The tempting fragrance spreads around, making people intoxicated!

Licking his lips and stroking his weak stomach, Chongqiu bought an "expensive" shredded coconut and pineapple bun, and then trotted towards the school, thinking that he could sneak a few bites in the office during get out of class time. Just look satisfied.

During the lunch break, Mr. Wang, who was in charge of the guard, came to him and said, "Mr. Chong, there is a Mr. Zhang named Zhang Yuechuan who has something to ask for you. He is waiting in the waiting room now!"

Chongqiu asked: "Are you the parents of the students?"

Teacher Wang said, "Huh? No, he said he was your friend."

"Friends?" Chongqiu tilted his head in a daze for a while, then said, "I have no friends."

Teacher Wang wiped off his cold sweat: "Then I'll let him go."

Chongqiu smiled shyly: "Well, thank you Teacher Wang."

After hearing the report from the guard uncle, Zhang Yuechuan asked with a strange expression: "He said he didn't know me?"

His first thought was whether this Chongqiu was the same Chongqiu from his class back then; the second thought was that this girl had forgotten the active class leader who had been his classmate for more than six years!

But he calmed down quickly, with a smile suitable for all ages, he explained to the suspicious doorman calmly, "Actually, I'm not his friend, I'm the monitor of his elementary school and junior high school. We are going to have a class reunion recently, and we have been looking for him for a long time before we found it, it has been more than ten years, and it is possible that we forgot, can you ask him to come out and meet me, I will tell him."

The doorman is a very kind old man, as long as outsiders don't make trouble and can explain their reasons, he is willing to help.Especially when Zhang Yuechuan said that he came to Chongqiu to hold a classmate reunion, he laughed: "Haha, it turned out to be a former classmate! Hey, didn't you say it earlier, Mr. Chong is such a good boy, but he is a little introverted, you guys It's time to pull him out to participate in this kind of group activity! Gai Minger introduces a good girl to him! Hehehe..."

As he spoke, he cheerfully went back to call Chongqiu.

Zhang Yuechuan walked out of the waiting room and waited in the lobby of the teaching building. After a while, he saw a young man in a beige T-shirt walking towards him from a distance following the old guard.

To be honest, Zhang Yuechuan has never paid attention to Chongqiu's character and appearance before, and now he sees it even more completely unfamiliar.But he still beckoned to him, showing a friendly and friendly look and impressed by his old classmates.

Being a cadre for so many years is not for nothing. Zhang Yuechuan's mask has long been practiced to perfection.It's not like the young man named Chongqiu in front of him who has not lost his childishness, as if everything he thinks is clearly on his face.

Living in S City in the 21st century but without a mobile phone, I forgot my former classmates and told the truth, I don’t want to know more people at all...

People who know a little bit about social skills will come out to find out even if they forget it. After all, in this society, one more friend means one more way.

People like Chongqiu may have been completely extinct...

How on earth did he survive in this bloody society and grow up so big?

Or should elementary school teachers be pure, transparent, naive?

"I'm Zhang Yuechuan, don't you remember me?" He smiled.

Chongqiu nodded embarrassingly: "Just now, Teacher Wang said that you were my former class monitor. I only had a little impression, but I really didn't remember it at first."

Zhang Yuechuan twitched the corners of his eyes. Isn't this person generally ignorant of the world and speaks frankly without any scruples!

"Then Shao Xiangyu owed you ten yuan back then, did you also forget?" Zhang Yuechuan joked.

Unexpectedly, Chongqiu suddenly raised his head, his eyes brightened: "Shao Xiangyu?"

"Ah, you remember him."

Chongqiu said with a smile: "Well... I remember, but he didn't owe me any money."

Sure enough, wherever Shao Xiangyu went, he was such a ruthless character with such a strong aura that people would never forget it for more than ten years!

"Hehe, he said it himself, you must have forgotten."

Chongqiu frowned and said, "Oh, that's it..."

"We have a class reunion the day after tomorrow, you can come together."

"Ah..." Chongqiu waved his hands nervously, and refused, "I won't go."