Jingyan of HP

In the early morning of September 9st, after being woken up by Douding's pressure on his stomach, Cheng Jingyan ate a noisy breakfast as usual. Hugging a bean curd, followed by grandfather and uncle, followed by a bunch of bean curds, through the fireplace to the bustling platform nine and three quarters of King's Cross Station.

After bidding farewell to his grandfather and uncle, and promising Doudings to bring home gifts for Christmas, Cheng Jingyan finally boarded the legendary Hogwarts Express with a look of disgust, found a box and sat down after closing the door. He took out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter almost with a full face, took out a cigarette, lit it, and took a deep puff.

"Four years! Your sister, labor and management can finally touch cigarettes!" This is Cheng Jingyan's cry full of grief and indignation...

He casually took out a piece of paper and transformed it into an ashtray, and comfortably opened a book of "50 Kinds of Household Magic That Housewives Must Have" and buried himself in it.

This book is really a must-have weapon for killing people and stealing money when traveling at home... Cheng Jingyan was amazed when he looked at the ferocious diagram of a vegetable chopping spell mistaken in the book.Who said that household magic is safe? If it is used to kill people, the visual effect is much more cruel than the Avada Kedavra Curse. For example, the peeling curse used to peel fruit, as long as the output of magic power is increased, tsk tsk tsk...

In fact, he has been researching home magic for not a day or two. When he was still in China, he saw his mother using home magic to do housework, and he was envious and jealous. If he could learn these things in his previous life, how much time he could save. How much quality of life can be improved, household magic is simply a magic weapon for an otaku!

And when he grows things in the pitifully small portable space that only has about two acres of land that comes with crossing, household magic can also help a lot. For example, the crazy growth curse can make watermelons grow like cars. big!Don't be too arrogant...

Speaking of his portable space...it's actually a bit shabby, with a total of two acres of land, a two-meter-square pool, and the water in the pool is not as magical as it is in the novel. The things grown out taste better and have higher nutrition and grow faster.However, as a very skilled technical house, after four years of hard work, Cheng Jingyan not only built a small bamboo house in it, but also installed a small generator in a very exaggerated way, assembled a satellite TV receiver by himself, installed Line, if the Internet hadn’t been popularized in the 80s, and there was no wireless network, he might be able to get something that can be received by wireless network.So far, his small bamboo house has all the household appliances that can be prepared in this era, such as refrigerators, TVs, and VCDs, because Mr. Cheng Jingyan, a great technical geek, majored in applied physics before going back to college!There is nothing wrong with messing around with these electronic devices.

As for the money to buy these things, short oil~ Is there still no money for a mother who is a wizard?Once he confessed the matter of space to his parents, and then made a proper sensational, his mother who loves her son like her life would like to fill his space with all kinds of good things for him, and give him whatever he wants. Before my family came to the UK, I bought him a lot of things no matter whether he needed them or not. The bamboo house couldn’t fit, and I had to pull out part of the cabbage planted in the vegetable field to make room for clothes, shoes, books, snacks, Chinese specialties and even And his favorite sofa and bed in his room...

For example, the book he is holding now was stuffed into his space by his mother.Just as he saw an air-cleaning spell that he hadn't learned yet, there was a knock on the box door.

"Hold on".I put out the cigarette butt, opened the window, tried the air cleaning spell, and it seemed to work well, and I used it a few more times to dispel the smell of smoke. Then I opened the door of the box and saw a pair of red-haired twins.

"Hello~~"

"Beauty with black hair~~"

"George Weasley~~"

"Fred Weasley~~"

"Salute to you!" The interesting twins ended their crosstalk self-introduction with an exaggerated salute.

"Uh, hello, I'm Jing Yancheng, what's the matter?" Suddenly feeling strangely that these two people have a kind of mischievous temperament of Virgil's beans, Cheng Jingyan suddenly gave them a gentle and full of affection The caring smile of the elders.

"All the boxes are full, can we come with you?" the twins asked dizzy with embarrassment.

"Of course, please come in." Cheng Jingyan smiled again and let them into the box.

"Oh, Cheng, I have to say, you really look like my mother when you smile." The twins muttered, put their suitcases away, turned around and saw the book on the small table...

"50 kinds of household magic that a housewife must have?!" The two of them yelled in unison, with quite conflicted expressions on their faces.

After Cheng Jingyan brought out refreshments to entertain them, this kind of entanglement turned into star eyes, "Dear Cheng~"

"You are really~~"

"Too virtuous!"

Khan... Cheng Jingyan turned the book to the page where the vegetable cutting spell was wrong with black lines all over his head, and showed them, "Don't underestimate household magic, this kind of thing is actually very cruel..."

When the twins saw the picture, they didn't come up in one breath. They choked on the milk tea and coughed until they blushed and their necks were thick.

Cheng Jingyan skillfully patted them on the back and said with a smile, "You really look like my cousins."

"Really?" George stopped coughing, "How does it look like?"

"They're all very lively. If I'm not mistaken, the hats on your heads are the mischievous lion hats from Zuko's Joke Store? They like them too."

"Wow, honey, our cousins ​​love to play tricks too?" Fred's eyes sparkled.

Cheng Jingyan was embarrassed, why did his cousins ​​become "ours" all of a sudden... The twins' familiarity is as good as Douding's.He picked up a few incidents of the Bean Ding's troubles at home and talked about them, seeing the increasingly excited expressions of the twins, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Oh, what lovely little angels!" the twins almost chorused in an aria.

"Dear Cheng, since we are good friends~~" Fred.

"Then our cousins ​​will be handed over to the trustworthy George and Fred~~" George.

"Teach well!" the passionate chorus sang.

Sure enough... Cheng Jingyan raised his forehead, the trustworthy George and Fred, are you really talking about yourself...

"Ahem, there will be a chance in the future..." He quickly changed the subject, "By the way, which college do you think you will be assigned to?"

"Of course it's Gryffindor, our whole family is Gryffindor, what about you?"

"I prefer to go to Ravenclaw, but I don't know if it will work. My mother is from Ravenclaw." I heard from my mother that Ravenclaw has a big library.

"You'll make a good Ravenclaw!"

"Thank you." Cheng Jingyan gently showed a unique Ravenclaw black belly smile, and his white and neat teeth gleamed.