last night suddenly dreamed of mountains and rivers
Chapter 20 Born to be an Emperor, He Is Sorry
Old General Han sacrificed his life for the country, enjoyed the funeral of the general, and had a grand funeral.
The emperor picked a piece of geomantic treasure land on Lingchuan in the western suburbs and gave it to General Han as his mausoleum.It's just that Han Qili is still young and has no concept of the importance of the house, so he expressed his thanks in a normal manner.
In order for Han Qili to understand how much the emperor attached to the old general, the emperor had no choice but to tell him that the cemetery faced north and south, with a transparent layout, facing the lake and backing the mountain, shaped like a cornucopia, and it was an excellent location.If he hadn't had to enter the imperial mausoleum after death, he wanted that cemetery for himself.
Han Qili was very moved after hearing this, but his expression remained normal.
Only then did the emperor know that Young General Han was a great talent who could not be frightened or humiliated.Just to become such a great talent, his face must keep the stink that others owe him tens of millions.
Human nature is salted fish.Diligent people work hard to be a more stable salted fish in the future.Even if for a period of time he is particularly diligent and motivated, but after a long time, he will eventually return to salted fish.Like die.
Lan Jiansu realized that he was such a person now.After coming down from Panxi Mountain, he wholeheartedly wanted to find out the identity of the woman's corpse, which was the cause of the incident.
He locked the first target person on the Queen Mother.He didn't want to enter Yulin Langyuan with Li Xingxi after going down the mountain. The rich soup and jade bath lost his mind and made him think a lot more while taking a bath.
Such as "I can't easily enter the palace. Even if I enter the palace, I can't easily meet the queen mother. Even if I see the queen mother, she may not necessarily be related to this matter. Even if it is related, it may not be possible to find evidence to convict her. Even if evidence is found Condemn her... She is the queen mother, can she be executed on the spot?"
After finding all sorts of excuses for herself, Lan Jiansu couldn't completely feel at ease.Guilt is an inherent burden of human beings, and this burden weighed heavily on his heart.Fortunately, he later heard that the Queen Mother had already gone to Jinguan two days ago to practice Buddhism. Now, he naturally sank his face into the hot spring like a salted fish.
Li Xingxi popped his head out from under the hot spring, kicked a circle of water splash, excited like a dolphin released into the sea.His body was floating on the surface of the hot misty spring, and he swam towards Lan Jiansu with a slightly clumsy posture, smiling with wet eyes: "Brother Lan, how did you know this place?"
Lan Jiansu was lying on the rock with her thin shirt pressed against her chest.He raised his hand high above his head, holding the little pearl between his fingers: "There is an elder brother who is proficient in eating, drinking, and playing, and he is more or less fascinated by it." golden light.A rare treasure, the Merman's Tears.
Li Xing buried his chin in the water, Gululu spit out a bunch of bubbles.
Lan Jiansu asked, "What did you say?"
Li Xingxi's mouth came out of the water: "Your brother?"
"En." Speaking of which, Lan Jiansu hadn't been back to the mansion for six or seven days.Although the mansion feels uncomfortable to live in, and there is no independent guard in the west, but after leaving for a few days, I miss it a little.
He especially missed the little pig that was always clinging to him.I don't know if it has eaten well these days, slept soundly, whether its meat has become tight or not, and whether it tastes good or not.
There are also worries.
Su Yin worried that he would be one step ahead of him and kill Chong Chong to eat?
There are some things that cannot be thought about randomly, and accidents will happen if you think about it randomly.While taking a bath, Lan Jiansu had just finished thinking about Su's hidden worries, and walked out of the bath in unlined clothes. Li Xingxi said that he was going to the main pavilion to order candied haws, so he went to the maid to get back his clothes.
Immediately, two men in black came in, one on the left and one on the right, blocking Lan Jiansu's face.
Lan Jiansu didn't go back to the mansion for a few days, and there was no news from King Yi, so King Zhen Xian sent people to search the entire capital upside down.
The sent guards searched the capital for three or four days, their hair became bald, and they finally found Lan Jiansu in Yulin Langyuan.
The two strong men were like hungry wolves meeting raw meat, their eyes glowing green.Lan Jiansu was so frightened that he thought that some killer organization had newly opened a kidnapping business and wanted to bill him.
Knowing the reason for her visit, Lan Jiansu looked at her disheveled body and asked the two men in black, "How about letting me wear some clothes?"
The man in black took off his clothes and put them on with both hands: "I hope the master will not dislike you."
Lan Jiansu and Li Xingxi didn't have time to say goodbye, or even say goodbye to those clothes, when they were wrapped up in front of each other and taken away by two men.
Lan Jiansu was surprised.It would not be too unusual if Su Yin worried about looking for him, because Su Yin worried that this swinger would be very lonely with no one around him to let him wander.But King Zhen Xian came to him, which was beyond his expectation.King Zhen Xian would never want to find someone to hang out with.
King Zhenxian has been very uncomfortable recently, all doctors are at a loss what to do, and medicine stones are useless.Three days ago, a group of foreigners immigrated into the capital.Among the foreigners, there are doctors, various scholars, and businessmen.
King Zhenxian also caught up with the trend and invited a foreign doctor to see him.
After treating him, the foreign doctor said, "My lord, you may be suffering from depression."
This disease is relatively advanced, and the prince didn't figure it out.The foreign doctor only told him in plain Chinese: "I just will be unhappy, very unhappy."
As soon as this was said, a line of people lined up and down the mansion immediately said that they had depression and wanted to see a foreign doctor for diagnosis and treatment.
The causes generally include:
"Do you know what 'fulfillment' is? I hope you never understand this sentence."
"In the 12 years of my life, I feel heart-piercing pain every day."
"Do you have a heart? Hehe, anyway, I think I'm almost gone."
Foreign doctors have no concept of status, don't understand the master's priority, and only know how to diagnose and treat one by one, so they have no time to pay attention to the really depressed Zhen Xianwang.
Lan Jiansu could understand the crux of King Zhenxian this time.He especially wanted to go back to Zhenyou.But the emperor didn't let him go back, so he couldn't go back, so he was very painful.And this kind of pain is not pain that ordinary people can understand.Maybe women who have been holding back their menstrual period can understand a thing or two.
When Lan Jiansu was brought back to the mansion, Su Yinyou was the first to run out.
Zhenxian Wang stinky face with a three-month menstrual period, came to push Su Yinyou away.Staring at the eyes of the unworthy descendants: "Where have you been these few days?"
Lan Jiansu said, "I went for a mountain tour and played in the water."
King Zhenxian asked, "Oh? What have you seen and heard?"
This kind of "strict father" attitude that questioned his son's homework rarely appeared on the face of King Zhenxian.
Lan Jiansu said: "My son said that there are ghosts on Mount Panxi, do you believe me or not?"
King Zhenxian's eyes widened and he turned white: "Offline."
Su Yin looked anxiously at his father, restrained his eagerness and asked: "Father, have you finished what you want to say?"
King Zhenxian glared at him fiercely: "Nizi, why are you interrupting what this king is talking about?"
He pulled Lan Jiansu aside, coughed twice and said, "The emperor is in a bad mood recently, go and cheer him up, make him happy. Then ask him, cough, when will we be allowed to return to Zhenyou?"
"It's not impossible, but father, are you begging me?"
King Zhen Xian stared straight.It would be embarrassing for him to admit that he was begging Lan Jiansu.But at the moment when he was depressed, he actually broke his face for the first time: "Just act like this king is begging you!"
Lan Jiansu was taken aback: "Just kidding, father, don't take it seriously, your son is not used to it. Can you tell me first, what is the emperor unhappy about?"
It's not a long story, but it's a bit complicated.
Let’s start with some foreigners who immigrated to Beijing this time.People are tall, short, fat and thin, and their brains are different in size.Some foreigners are relatively ignorant and can only sell Western goods on the street.Some foreigners have some knowledge and can do some technical work to make a living, such as treating heart diseases for the whole family of Zhenxian Wang.Some were so knowledgeable that they had the honor of being chosen as guests of the palace.
The foreigner who was selected into the imperial palace was a medical scientist. This medical scientist was very strange in the imperial palace. He always liked to collect some unknown things for research.One day he collected moldy food thrown out of the imperial dining room, and found a substance in the mold of the food.
It's a pity that this substance is not penicillin, otherwise he would have surpassed Fleming's medical profession Taishan Beidou.Instead, he found a poisonous substance in the mold.This toxin comes from a herbal medicine in the West-Cherkins chinensis.
Chestnut is forbidden in the West, and should not be available in the East.Unless someone buys it from the west and adds it to the emperor's dishes.
It turns out that for a long time, some people have been drugging the emperor's meals.Although this herbal medicine is not fatal, long-term use can cause weakness in limbs and degeneration of intelligence.He is the emperor, and he can still be called "Ji Beng" after his death.Wouldn't it be called "intelligent collapse" to become a fool?So this was a bigger event than poisoning, which made Longyan furious. In this anger, he beheaded three imperial cooks, five cooks, four eunuchs and maidservants who served him.Several imperial doctors who couldn't find out this herbal medicine asked for the crime together.Even the shops that made silver needles were fined and shut down because they failed to detect the poison in the silver needles they made, and they passed off inferior Xibei products.
The emperor wanted to find out the person who gave him the medicine, he was a suspicious criminal, so he suspected it all over the court.
He also suspected the crown prince. After all, the family structure is different. No one in other families would wish for his father's death, but the heir of the royal family would wish for his father's death every day.But thinking about how that idiot the crown prince couldn't even tell the name of the medicine, let alone find someone to administer such a mysterious medicine, the emperor's suspicion that this almost caused family conflicts was dispelled.
The emperor went back and forth and couldn't find the mastermind, and it wasn't wrong to kill people all the time, so he sat in the imperial garden and sighed every day.
When Lan Jiansu came to the imperial garden, the emperor was holding a large bowl of melon seeds in his arms, and he was not interested in watching the dancers in Liuyin Pavilion.
"Su Er, I am very unhappy recently." The emperor said to Lan Jiansu from his back.
When Lan Jiansu came back, he was unhappy when he saw no one.After much deliberation, it may be because the emperor is not happy.The son of Tian is not happy, who dares to be happy?
The emperor is like old logs piled together, his body has a dull and damp smell of old logs, and melon seed shells rolled from the palms to the ground.
"Everyone in the world wants me to die. I serve the country and the people, but the people still only criticize me. I try my best to be a monarch, but there are still people in the court who want to kill me. Tell me, why am I alive?"
Lan Jiansu's brain twitched: "I was born to be an emperor, are you sorry?"
The emperor: "Huh?"
"It's nothing." Lan Jiansu patted his mouth, "Your Majesty, don't say that. In life, there will always be things you want to do. Think about it, Your Majesty, besides government affairs, is there anything else you particularly want to do? "
The emperor's drooping eyelids drooped over those infinitely fascinated eyes.After a long time, the two eyeballs gradually lit up.He raised a finger: "Yes. General Han is always cold and arrogant. I have never seen him smile. Go and make him smile."
The emperor must be different to be called the emperor.When everyone's wish is simple, his wish will be very strange.When everyone's wish is very strange, his wish must be very simple.Only in this way can he achieve the real difference.
It was also the first time for Lan Jiansu to see such a simple wish.At this time, he discovered that the emperor was more often farting than being unhappy.
Or, look at it another way.To make the emperor happy is the important task entrusted to him by King Zhen Xian, and to make General Han laugh is the important task entrusted to him by the emperor.This is actually a heart-wrenching story in which King Zhenxian has a crush on the emperor, and the emperor has a crush on General Han.
The author says:
The general attack is going to exude charm to the general
The emperor picked a piece of geomantic treasure land on Lingchuan in the western suburbs and gave it to General Han as his mausoleum.It's just that Han Qili is still young and has no concept of the importance of the house, so he expressed his thanks in a normal manner.
In order for Han Qili to understand how much the emperor attached to the old general, the emperor had no choice but to tell him that the cemetery faced north and south, with a transparent layout, facing the lake and backing the mountain, shaped like a cornucopia, and it was an excellent location.If he hadn't had to enter the imperial mausoleum after death, he wanted that cemetery for himself.
Han Qili was very moved after hearing this, but his expression remained normal.
Only then did the emperor know that Young General Han was a great talent who could not be frightened or humiliated.Just to become such a great talent, his face must keep the stink that others owe him tens of millions.
Human nature is salted fish.Diligent people work hard to be a more stable salted fish in the future.Even if for a period of time he is particularly diligent and motivated, but after a long time, he will eventually return to salted fish.Like die.
Lan Jiansu realized that he was such a person now.After coming down from Panxi Mountain, he wholeheartedly wanted to find out the identity of the woman's corpse, which was the cause of the incident.
He locked the first target person on the Queen Mother.He didn't want to enter Yulin Langyuan with Li Xingxi after going down the mountain. The rich soup and jade bath lost his mind and made him think a lot more while taking a bath.
Such as "I can't easily enter the palace. Even if I enter the palace, I can't easily meet the queen mother. Even if I see the queen mother, she may not necessarily be related to this matter. Even if it is related, it may not be possible to find evidence to convict her. Even if evidence is found Condemn her... She is the queen mother, can she be executed on the spot?"
After finding all sorts of excuses for herself, Lan Jiansu couldn't completely feel at ease.Guilt is an inherent burden of human beings, and this burden weighed heavily on his heart.Fortunately, he later heard that the Queen Mother had already gone to Jinguan two days ago to practice Buddhism. Now, he naturally sank his face into the hot spring like a salted fish.
Li Xingxi popped his head out from under the hot spring, kicked a circle of water splash, excited like a dolphin released into the sea.His body was floating on the surface of the hot misty spring, and he swam towards Lan Jiansu with a slightly clumsy posture, smiling with wet eyes: "Brother Lan, how did you know this place?"
Lan Jiansu was lying on the rock with her thin shirt pressed against her chest.He raised his hand high above his head, holding the little pearl between his fingers: "There is an elder brother who is proficient in eating, drinking, and playing, and he is more or less fascinated by it." golden light.A rare treasure, the Merman's Tears.
Li Xing buried his chin in the water, Gululu spit out a bunch of bubbles.
Lan Jiansu asked, "What did you say?"
Li Xingxi's mouth came out of the water: "Your brother?"
"En." Speaking of which, Lan Jiansu hadn't been back to the mansion for six or seven days.Although the mansion feels uncomfortable to live in, and there is no independent guard in the west, but after leaving for a few days, I miss it a little.
He especially missed the little pig that was always clinging to him.I don't know if it has eaten well these days, slept soundly, whether its meat has become tight or not, and whether it tastes good or not.
There are also worries.
Su Yin worried that he would be one step ahead of him and kill Chong Chong to eat?
There are some things that cannot be thought about randomly, and accidents will happen if you think about it randomly.While taking a bath, Lan Jiansu had just finished thinking about Su's hidden worries, and walked out of the bath in unlined clothes. Li Xingxi said that he was going to the main pavilion to order candied haws, so he went to the maid to get back his clothes.
Immediately, two men in black came in, one on the left and one on the right, blocking Lan Jiansu's face.
Lan Jiansu didn't go back to the mansion for a few days, and there was no news from King Yi, so King Zhen Xian sent people to search the entire capital upside down.
The sent guards searched the capital for three or four days, their hair became bald, and they finally found Lan Jiansu in Yulin Langyuan.
The two strong men were like hungry wolves meeting raw meat, their eyes glowing green.Lan Jiansu was so frightened that he thought that some killer organization had newly opened a kidnapping business and wanted to bill him.
Knowing the reason for her visit, Lan Jiansu looked at her disheveled body and asked the two men in black, "How about letting me wear some clothes?"
The man in black took off his clothes and put them on with both hands: "I hope the master will not dislike you."
Lan Jiansu and Li Xingxi didn't have time to say goodbye, or even say goodbye to those clothes, when they were wrapped up in front of each other and taken away by two men.
Lan Jiansu was surprised.It would not be too unusual if Su Yin worried about looking for him, because Su Yin worried that this swinger would be very lonely with no one around him to let him wander.But King Zhen Xian came to him, which was beyond his expectation.King Zhen Xian would never want to find someone to hang out with.
King Zhenxian has been very uncomfortable recently, all doctors are at a loss what to do, and medicine stones are useless.Three days ago, a group of foreigners immigrated into the capital.Among the foreigners, there are doctors, various scholars, and businessmen.
King Zhenxian also caught up with the trend and invited a foreign doctor to see him.
After treating him, the foreign doctor said, "My lord, you may be suffering from depression."
This disease is relatively advanced, and the prince didn't figure it out.The foreign doctor only told him in plain Chinese: "I just will be unhappy, very unhappy."
As soon as this was said, a line of people lined up and down the mansion immediately said that they had depression and wanted to see a foreign doctor for diagnosis and treatment.
The causes generally include:
"Do you know what 'fulfillment' is? I hope you never understand this sentence."
"In the 12 years of my life, I feel heart-piercing pain every day."
"Do you have a heart? Hehe, anyway, I think I'm almost gone."
Foreign doctors have no concept of status, don't understand the master's priority, and only know how to diagnose and treat one by one, so they have no time to pay attention to the really depressed Zhen Xianwang.
Lan Jiansu could understand the crux of King Zhenxian this time.He especially wanted to go back to Zhenyou.But the emperor didn't let him go back, so he couldn't go back, so he was very painful.And this kind of pain is not pain that ordinary people can understand.Maybe women who have been holding back their menstrual period can understand a thing or two.
When Lan Jiansu was brought back to the mansion, Su Yinyou was the first to run out.
Zhenxian Wang stinky face with a three-month menstrual period, came to push Su Yinyou away.Staring at the eyes of the unworthy descendants: "Where have you been these few days?"
Lan Jiansu said, "I went for a mountain tour and played in the water."
King Zhenxian asked, "Oh? What have you seen and heard?"
This kind of "strict father" attitude that questioned his son's homework rarely appeared on the face of King Zhenxian.
Lan Jiansu said: "My son said that there are ghosts on Mount Panxi, do you believe me or not?"
King Zhenxian's eyes widened and he turned white: "Offline."
Su Yin looked anxiously at his father, restrained his eagerness and asked: "Father, have you finished what you want to say?"
King Zhenxian glared at him fiercely: "Nizi, why are you interrupting what this king is talking about?"
He pulled Lan Jiansu aside, coughed twice and said, "The emperor is in a bad mood recently, go and cheer him up, make him happy. Then ask him, cough, when will we be allowed to return to Zhenyou?"
"It's not impossible, but father, are you begging me?"
King Zhen Xian stared straight.It would be embarrassing for him to admit that he was begging Lan Jiansu.But at the moment when he was depressed, he actually broke his face for the first time: "Just act like this king is begging you!"
Lan Jiansu was taken aback: "Just kidding, father, don't take it seriously, your son is not used to it. Can you tell me first, what is the emperor unhappy about?"
It's not a long story, but it's a bit complicated.
Let’s start with some foreigners who immigrated to Beijing this time.People are tall, short, fat and thin, and their brains are different in size.Some foreigners are relatively ignorant and can only sell Western goods on the street.Some foreigners have some knowledge and can do some technical work to make a living, such as treating heart diseases for the whole family of Zhenxian Wang.Some were so knowledgeable that they had the honor of being chosen as guests of the palace.
The foreigner who was selected into the imperial palace was a medical scientist. This medical scientist was very strange in the imperial palace. He always liked to collect some unknown things for research.One day he collected moldy food thrown out of the imperial dining room, and found a substance in the mold of the food.
It's a pity that this substance is not penicillin, otherwise he would have surpassed Fleming's medical profession Taishan Beidou.Instead, he found a poisonous substance in the mold.This toxin comes from a herbal medicine in the West-Cherkins chinensis.
Chestnut is forbidden in the West, and should not be available in the East.Unless someone buys it from the west and adds it to the emperor's dishes.
It turns out that for a long time, some people have been drugging the emperor's meals.Although this herbal medicine is not fatal, long-term use can cause weakness in limbs and degeneration of intelligence.He is the emperor, and he can still be called "Ji Beng" after his death.Wouldn't it be called "intelligent collapse" to become a fool?So this was a bigger event than poisoning, which made Longyan furious. In this anger, he beheaded three imperial cooks, five cooks, four eunuchs and maidservants who served him.Several imperial doctors who couldn't find out this herbal medicine asked for the crime together.Even the shops that made silver needles were fined and shut down because they failed to detect the poison in the silver needles they made, and they passed off inferior Xibei products.
The emperor wanted to find out the person who gave him the medicine, he was a suspicious criminal, so he suspected it all over the court.
He also suspected the crown prince. After all, the family structure is different. No one in other families would wish for his father's death, but the heir of the royal family would wish for his father's death every day.But thinking about how that idiot the crown prince couldn't even tell the name of the medicine, let alone find someone to administer such a mysterious medicine, the emperor's suspicion that this almost caused family conflicts was dispelled.
The emperor went back and forth and couldn't find the mastermind, and it wasn't wrong to kill people all the time, so he sat in the imperial garden and sighed every day.
When Lan Jiansu came to the imperial garden, the emperor was holding a large bowl of melon seeds in his arms, and he was not interested in watching the dancers in Liuyin Pavilion.
"Su Er, I am very unhappy recently." The emperor said to Lan Jiansu from his back.
When Lan Jiansu came back, he was unhappy when he saw no one.After much deliberation, it may be because the emperor is not happy.The son of Tian is not happy, who dares to be happy?
The emperor is like old logs piled together, his body has a dull and damp smell of old logs, and melon seed shells rolled from the palms to the ground.
"Everyone in the world wants me to die. I serve the country and the people, but the people still only criticize me. I try my best to be a monarch, but there are still people in the court who want to kill me. Tell me, why am I alive?"
Lan Jiansu's brain twitched: "I was born to be an emperor, are you sorry?"
The emperor: "Huh?"
"It's nothing." Lan Jiansu patted his mouth, "Your Majesty, don't say that. In life, there will always be things you want to do. Think about it, Your Majesty, besides government affairs, is there anything else you particularly want to do? "
The emperor's drooping eyelids drooped over those infinitely fascinated eyes.After a long time, the two eyeballs gradually lit up.He raised a finger: "Yes. General Han is always cold and arrogant. I have never seen him smile. Go and make him smile."
The emperor must be different to be called the emperor.When everyone's wish is simple, his wish will be very strange.When everyone's wish is very strange, his wish must be very simple.Only in this way can he achieve the real difference.
It was also the first time for Lan Jiansu to see such a simple wish.At this time, he discovered that the emperor was more often farting than being unhappy.
Or, look at it another way.To make the emperor happy is the important task entrusted to him by King Zhen Xian, and to make General Han laugh is the important task entrusted to him by the emperor.This is actually a heart-wrenching story in which King Zhenxian has a crush on the emperor, and the emperor has a crush on General Han.
The author says:
The general attack is going to exude charm to the general
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