last night suddenly dreamed of mountains and rivers

The Empress Dowager was seriously ill, so she closed the door in the Jubilee Palace, and no one was allowed to see it.King Yi was also seriously ill, so he lived quietly in the palace, and no one went to see him.Princess Minwen has always been ill, and no one dared to visit her.

The emperor may feel that a family should be tidy.Everyone is sick, everyone is sick, and if they are not seriously ill, they are not very united, so they suffer from terminal illness, hair loss, which human beings will not be able to cure hundreds of years later.

The hair loss made the emperor extremely distressed. The emperor may not be handsome, but he cannot be bald.If the face is not good-looking enough, it can be supported by temperament. Once the hair is gone, all temperament is gone.I just hate that the people haven't followed up to the aesthetics of the Qing Dynasty.If he changed his hairstyle and braided his hair, he would be dragged off the dragon chair and beaten to death.

The emperor ordered people to visit famous doctors among the people, and whoever famous doctor could cure his hair loss would be a great hero to save the country.It's just that the emperor didn't say any substantive rewards. All the famous doctors interviewed thought he was drawing big cakes, and they all refused with excuses.

If you can't change the status quo, you can only change your mentality.The prince comforted the emperor, saying that Du Fu's "scratching his white hair even shorter, and wanting more hairpins", still couldn't stop him from being brilliant.Therefore, the emperor is just full of talent.The emperor's connotation has overcome his appearance, so he should be happy.

The emperor felt more and more that the prince who was too handsome, with too much hair and too much brain, was not his own son.

When the emperor was unable to express his depression, the palace servants presented a letter paper, saying that it was sent by Princess Minwen.The emperor was so moved that tears streamed down his face, and he murmured that it is better to have a daughter, and a son is useless at all.

He tore open the envelope, opened the letter to read, there was a line of small letters on the letter: You will only become more and more bald.

That day, the emperor overturned a dragon table.

Scientific treatment cannot cure hair loss, the emperor can only start with metaphysics.He ordered Qin Tianjian to ask Tian how to treat hair loss.The supervisor of Qin Tianjian said: "I can answer this question, and sincerity will lead to wisdom. As long as the emperor sincerely prays to the sky every day, over time, you will be able to adapt to the days without hair."

The emperor felt that Jianzheng's answer was unreliable, and he couldn't be dragged down to kill him. After all, it was not easy to recruit people for this position.The emperor then waved his hand and said: "That's all, you can ask the sky, why did you make me bald, and what is my crime?"

This job is really tricky for the supervisor.The prisoner shook his long and thin body, and shook out the tools of the pen fairy, the dish fairy, the mirror fairy, the chopsticks fairy, and the Tarot cards from the West.

Holding the tools in his hands, he asked, "Your Majesty, which god should I ask first?"

The emperor frowned: "Don't you have any more authoritative immortals?"

The prisoner nodded, and brought a statue of the Daluo Jinxian back to the prison.The emperor kicked the prison over with one foot, and this statue of the Daluo Jinxian was bald.

After some ordeals, Jianzheng asked the gods for divination and calculated the hexagrams. His body trembled like insects and ants crawling and biting, until every beard was throbbing.

The emperor shouted: "If you fart, let it go quickly, I will forgive you for not guilty!"

The prisoner knelt on the ground with a thud, and really farted first.After farting, my complexion is much better.Then he shook his lips: "The hexagram says, this is... this is Dafeng's sin, and the sin will be retribution on the emperor. Other retribution is too cheap for you, only baldness can make you really feel the pain."

The emperor was stunned, and said sharply: "What the hell!" He raised his chin and snorted disdainfully, "I don't feel the pain at all, you tell it, the pain is in my body and in my father's heart. To repay me, only Only by making the crown prince bald can I feel the pain!"

The prince slowly raised his head to look at his father, his eyes filled with infinite doubts.The prince felt more and more that the emperor was not his real father.

Originally, to say that Da Feng committed the crime was really absurd.In the past dynasties, which dynasty was not established on the basis of usurping the dynasty?To say that this is a crime, and the emperors of all dynasties have not seen baldness.Furthermore, it was Emperor Taizu who usurped the dynasty, not him.Is it possible that this "retribution" still needs to be submitted to the heaven for approval, and when it is released, the Taizu died, so he has to be released on his head?After all, the emperor did not believe that this was retribution.

But I don't want to, today, the Queen Mother hit evil.At first everyone just found that the queen mother was very unusual, eating and drinking in the palace was not the slightest image, like a hungry ghost reincarnated.Later, the Queen Mother went to the Laundry Bureau, squatted down and kept washing the clothes and washing buckets.The palace people in the palace were so frightened that they all knelt in a row around the clothing bureau.

Gong Tong was halfway through brushing, the queen mother suddenly went into a fit, smiling for a while, twitching all over for a while, writhing her limbs, and shouted hoarsely: "Drive her away... Drive her away..."

The prisoner of Qin Tianjian arrived, shaking his tongue and said: "The Queen Mother is the upper body of a ghost!"

However, Jianzheng can only ask gods and divination, and has no experience in exorcising ghosts.The emperor had no choice but to order Lan Jiansu to enter the palace quickly.

This time when the eunuch came to Prince Su's mansion, the imperial decree was opened indiscriminately, and he said perfunctorily, "Enter the palace quickly, here you go", quickly pulled Lan Jiansu up, and rushed to the palace.

Lan Jiansu, who was halfway through his meal, didn't have time to put down his chopsticks, so he hurried into the palace with the pair of expensive red chopsticks in his hand.

When he came to the Clothes Bureau, he saw the Queen Mother who was convulsing and insane, Lan Jiansu pushed aside the crowd, immediately went up and grabbed the Queen Mother's middle finger with chopsticks, and folded it to the left.

The queen mother screamed a few times and fainted immediately.

Then, a damp and moldy little female ghost ran out of the Queen Mother's body.

Lan Jiansu took out a paper talisman from her bosom, and wanted to paste it on the female ghost's face.As long as the paper talisman touches the female ghost's face, the female ghost will be instantly wiped out.

The little female ghost squatted on the ground, motionless, sobbing softly.

Lan Jiansu's talisman paused in the air and did not continue to stick it.Whether it is a human or a ghost, as long as they cry, they will appear weak.He paused and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The female ghost raised her cracked face and moldy eyes to look at Lan Jiansu, crying and complaining, "I'm so bored, so miserable...that place is dark and cold, I can't see the sun, see you." There was less than one person... The servant girl saw the Empress Dowager that day, and couldn't help but want to come out to see if the servant girl wanted to do evil..."

Lan Jiansu still wanted to wait for the little ghost to continue, when the supervisor of the Qin Tianjian shouted from a distance: "The Great Luo Jinxian is here!" panting and moved the statue of the Big Luo Jinxian, the little ghost flew away in a hurry.

The emperor was bald, King Yi was seriously ill, and the story of the queen mother's treachery spread outside the palace within a few days.The palace walls can't stop people from talking, and it doesn't take half a day for the gossip to wash up all over the capital.

Da Feng committed a crime, it was definitely Da Feng who committed a crime.I heard that the reason why the queen dowager got into trouble was because she had an affair with the late regent and poisoned the emperor.I heard that the emperor's baldness was caused by wrongly killing too many good people, which is a big crime.I heard that King Yi was seriously ill because he was the illegitimate son of the Queen Mother and the Prince Regent. This matter - he himself is a villain.

What's more, there have been countless pornographic books of the Empress Dowager circulated among the people, and the language and writing are extremely vulgar.As an "evil species", King Yi actually occupies the position of Lord Dafeng, which is totally against the laws of nature.

When folk people listen to these rumors, they hate them very much, but at the same time they like to hear them very much, and they even make comments while listening to them.

"To put it simply, the queen mother and the regent slept together when they were young."

"Why is the palace so messy? Isn't it disgusting?"

"Put on some clothes, Empress Dowager!"

"King Yi is not worthy of being a prince, the prince's life is rotten and stinks!"

In those few days, there was heavy wind and heavy rain in the palace, but Prince Yi's mansion was only getting calmer day by day.

The author says:

The method of pinching fingers with red chopsticks comes from the movie - "I saw a ghost in my left eye"