last night suddenly dreamed of mountains and rivers

Han Qili, the general, becomes obsessed with one person or one thing, sometimes to the point of childish obsession.She was once naive about having to have Lan Jiansu, and she was once naive about having to have another round with him last night.

No one remembers when he took a break last night.In the age without watches, it was difficult for Lan Jiansu to tell the time.This difficulty was a trouble for him. In his previous life, no matter how sweet he was with his lover at night, he knew when to go to bed, so that he could get up and go to work the next day.Once there is no concept of time, it will be as comfortable as it is.

By the time the two of them woke up the next day, it was almost noon.The grass around them turned from a clear blue condensed by the night dew to a new green green after the sun's rays.

Although it was cold on the mountain last night, the resting lakeside happened to be a sheltered place surrounded by trees. After warming up by the fire, not only did I not feel the coolness, but I also slept warmly all night.

Lan Jian woke up earlier than Han Qili, and Han Qili was still asleep when he woke up.

Han Qili's clothes only covered half of his body, and his back was exposed to the sun.He has fought countless battles, but he doesn't have a single scar on his body, only a deep tooth mark on his back that was bitten by Lan Jiansu last night.

Lan Jiansu picked up her clothes and put them on, looked down at the tooth marks and hickey marks on her chest and abdomen, and laughed dumbly: "It's not that I hate you for biting you, why did you bite back so much?"

He put on his clothes and stroked Han Qili's hair in his sleep amusedly.

At this time, Han Qili hooked his hand with his fingers, and slowly opened his eyes in the sunlight.

When he woke up, the first thing he saw was Lan Jiansu who was sitting beside him. His eyes were lifted up. Lan Jiansu's backlit face and loose hair were reflected in his pupils.Lan Jiansu's skin was golden under the sunlight, glowing and glowing.

This scene is very similar to a painting that Han Qili had seen when he was young. At that time, he liked the people in the painting very much.

The "person in the painting" tilted his head slightly, and his long hair brushed his hand: "Are you awake?"

"Yeah." He got up and changed his clothes.Then she came over again, hooked Lan Jiansu's neck and kissed him intimately.

Lan Jiansu parted his lips: "Okay, there's no need to go back if we kiss again. Do you still want to spend the night here?"

Han Qili had no choice but to give up: "Let's go."

Lan Jiansu thought to himself that the jailers should have found out about his "breakout" and it was time to go back and surrender.Of course, it cannot be said that Han Qili, who specially rescued him, knew about it.

The two of them returned to Beijing to part, and Han Qili reluctantly returned to Taoxijian.

Lan Jiansu recalled how to get to the prison, and saw the common people going straight to a street to watch the excitement, and his curiosity made him eager to move forward.Anyway, he has been out for so long, there is no difference between going back to plead guilty earlier and going back later to plead guilty.

So he hurried forward and followed the crowd.He found that this street was not leading to other places, but it was leading to Prince Su's Mansion.The passers-by discussed in whispers that something happened to Su Wang's mansion.

Uneasy and curious, Lan Jiansu hurriedly took a shortcut and went back to Prince Su's mansion.

The atmosphere is wrong.

It's very wrong, and there's something weird about being wrong.

From the guards to the servants, Prince Su's mansion is full of strangeness.

Each of them drew a big white face, with red circles on both sides of the cheeks, and red rouge on the lips.

It's not good to say that, but Lan Jiansu thought of the paper dolls that were burned for the dead.What's terrible is that they still stand upright, with a particularly solemn and solemn demeanor.

More fucking like it.

First of all, it can be ruled out that this must not have been painted by themselves.There is no reason for the aesthetics of the people in Prince Su's mansion to decline on the same day, and they slide so consistently.

Lan Jiansu asked them who made them like this.No one answered, just turned away or hung their heads with tears in their eyes.

Lan Jiansu was confused, and after entering the mansion, he looked around for Su Yinyou and his father.

He grabbed a maidservant with a painted face: "Where is the prince?"

The maidservant had just finished crying, sobbing, she replied: "The prince invited the master to go."

Lan Jiansu: "Master?"

Maid: "Yes, my lord... Hey, my lord is in the garden. Second lord, go and see for yourself."

The maid covered her face and ran away.

Lan Jiansu rushed to the garden.As soon as he stepped into the garden, he heard one after another a tragic pig cry.

King Zhenxian set up a grill, tied Lan Jiansu's hands and feet horizontally to the grill, and piled a circle of firewood underneath.

King Zhen Xian squatted on the ground, desperately blowing a fire that was difficult to ignite.Chongchong twisted his body and howled to the sky, tears rolling in his eyes.

"Father! Stop it!" Lan Jiansu rushed over and snatched the little fragrant pig tied to the shelf.After the little fragrant pig was rescued, he sobbed and cried in Lan Jiansu's arms, "This is the imperial imperial pig. You want to eat the imperial imperial pig? Even if you want to eat it, why don't you shave and clean it first? How can such a dirty pig be eaten?" Do you want to eat?"

The sobbing of the little fragrant pig in her arms stopped abruptly.

King Zhen Xian squatted on the ground, unable to stand up, stretched out his hands to Lan Jiansu: "Give me back the pig!"

His voice pretended to be a child, and his tone was arrogant.Lan Jiansu couldn't help shivering: "Father?"

King Zhenxian squatted and jumped forward: "Give it back to me~"

Lan Jiansu took a big step back in shock: "Damn, what is this?"

King Zhen Xian turned his head, hugged his knees, and pouted: "Don't give it back to me, you bastard, hum~"

Lan Jiansu took two big steps backwards, hugged the pig while running and asked, "Damn, where's the master? My father has hit a ghost, please, please!"

It was said in the mansion that King Zhenxian went to the temple two days ago to pray for blessings, but he didn't pay attention when he went down the stairs, and rolled down the hundred steps, bumping and rolling all the way, and finally hit his head on a stone.Woke up like this.

The imperial doctor in the palace said that King Zhenxian had injured his brain, and there was a block of blood in his brain that could not go away, making him mentally like a three-year-old child.To restore his mind, he needed to clear the blood in his brain.

But within two hours, King Zhenxian became a domineering young lady again, imitating Zeng Suqianqian's behavior and demeanor, and even putting on makeup like her.

The imperial doctor said that King Zhen Xian had become ill with his daughter and suffered from hysteria.To recover, the hysteria needs to be eradicated.

Less than half an hour later, King Zhen Xian sat down in meditation, remained still, making immortal gestures with his hands, and muttering sutras in his mouth.

The imperial doctor took a suitcase and walked away, said before hurriedly: "Split personality, there is no cure, drink more hot water."

In short, King Zhenxian is crazy.

Lan Jiansu had watched TV dramas, and he thought there was a 90.00% possibility that King Zhen Xian was pretending to be crazy.As long as the princes in the TV series encounter threats to their lives from the emperor, they will use all kinds of strange moves in order to return to the feudal land.Playing crazy is a common tactic.

If the current emperor was a kind-hearted person with a poor brain, he might be forced to eat shit and let him go back to the feudal land tolerantly.

Thinking of this, Lan Jiansu suddenly admired Zhen Xianwang. He pretended to be crazy like this, which proved that his acting skills were good. He was ready to eat shit, which proved that his psychological quality was even better.

With such good acting skills and psychological quality, it is really puzzling that the emperor will be trapped in Beijing for the second time as a king.

Sure enough, the emperor had placed eyeliner in Su Wang's mansion.

In the afternoon, before the worried master came, the emperor who pretended to leave the palace came first.

"Old Su, I have come to see you! I heard that you are crazy. As soon as I heard the happy event, no, as soon as I heard the news, I immediately went out of the palace to see you!" The emperor in black clothes walked briskly into the palace. Finally, he shouted from afar with an excited and joyful tone.

As soon as he came in and met Lan Jiansu who was holding a pig, the emperor was startled: "Aren't you in the sky prison? Why did you come out?"

Sky Prison has a strict hierarchy.The news needs to be reported layer by layer, reviewed, screened, and then reported, so Lan Jiansu's escape from prison may not have been reported to the emperor's ears.It has to be said that the officials' meticulous attitude towards this hierarchy has benefited many people who successfully escaped from prison.In order not to change the system, they can only transform the cell into a better one with stricter protection.

Unexpectedly, the slack is still no match for Han Qili's refreshing one-person-one-stick.

Lan Jiansu simply made up a lie: "No, I heard that my father was ill, and I didn't have the heart to finish my sentence, so I came out to see him on the charge of escaping from prison."

The emperor held his hand and said emotionally: "Su Er, you are a dutiful son."

The emperor and Lan Jiansu went to the garden to see King Zhen Xian.

King Zhen Xian squatted in the grass and played with mud, playing himself into a big painted face.

The emperor didn't dare to go up immediately, he pulled Lan Jiansu first and asked, "Is he really crazy?"

Lan Jiansu said, "Look below, yes."

King Zhenxian dug a hole in the grass, heaped mud into the hole, and then wiped it on his face.Then, he lowered his head and opened his mouth to bite the grass to eat.

The emperor stood some distance away from King Zhen Xian and asked, "Old Su, what are you doing?"

King Zhen Xian raised his head, chewed grass and asked, "I am a lamb, do you want to come and give me grass?"

emperor:"……"

Lan Jiansu: "..."

The emperor frowned and knocked on his head with a folding fan: "I can't tell the difference, I can't tell the difference."

At that time, the eunuch looked very winking, and came up with a handful of dog shit in his sleeve: "Your Majesty, let him eat dog shit. Eating dog shit is the best way to determine whether a person is crazy."

The emperor said: "It makes sense, isn't that how it is sung in operas? Go quickly and give it to him to eat."

The eunuch responded, and ran to the side of King Zhenxian with the shit in his hand, offering it to King Zhenxian to eat.

Lan Jiansu felt that even if King Zhen Xian was pretending to be crazy, it was still too insulting to King Zhen Xian.As soon as the piglet is released, he will go up to rescue King Zhenxian.

Unexpectedly, King Zhenxian thought that he was here to snatch the treasure from him, so he hurriedly stuffed dog shit into his mouth, and swallowed it whole.

"Father!" Lan Jiansu didn't stop her, and covered her face with her head in grief, she couldn't bear to see, let alone hear.

The emperor was relieved, and he patted his chest with the folding fan: "Old Su, I'm sick of seeing it. You are indeed crazy, I believe you, can't you do it if I believe you? What do you want to say to me?"

King Zhen Xian grinned his dirty mouth, giggled, and waved to him.

The emperor hesitated and stepped forward.

Lan Jiansu reminded: "Your Majesty, don't approach him, he is abnormal."

"Go! What do you say about your father?" The emperor refused to listen to people's persuasion and insisted on getting closer.

King Zhenxian Abba Abba didn't know what to say.

The emperor moved his ears forward slightly: "Ah? Tell me, I'm listening."

King Zhen Xian hugged the emperor's head with two hands covered in shit, and kissed the emperor three times with his mouth made of shit.

The scene is suffocating.Lan Jiansu and the accompanying eunuch breathed in cold air, suddenly sucked it into their lungs, and held it tightly.

The emperor was stunned for a while, and yelled loudly, "He kissed me! He kissed me after eating dog shit! Someone! Get him away!"

These three kisses were not enough for King Zhen Xian, so he hugged the emperor and continued to force kiss.Possessed, frightening.

The emperor struggled fiercely and screamed even worse: "Get him away! Ah! What are you doing standing there!"

The eunuch ran up trembling and yelling, pushed Zhen Xian Wang's body away, and was slapped with dog shit on his face by Zhen Xian Wang's backhand slap.

King Zhenxian laughed and ran to chase the emperor, who ran while calling for help.He grabbed the emperor's hair with one hand, pulled it back, and pulled out another pinch of the emperor's poor bald hair.

The emperor called Lan Jiansu to save him, but Lan Jiansu said he was obsessed with cleanliness, but he dared not.The emperor said: "I believe you are a ghost! You dare to pick up the dead body? You are afraid of shit?!"

Lan Jiansu pinched her nose and said, "Your Majesty, shit is more disgusting."

People will say that he is so powerful and brave when he picks up corpses, and people will say that he is disgusting when he picks up shit.The difference is obvious.

He was determined not to save him.

The emperor is not young, who knows that he will have to experience such an encounter?He had no choice but to rise up and resist, kicking Xi Xianwang with his feet.Unexpectedly, he kicked away, and was grabbed by the leg by King Zhen Xian.The emperor was so frightened that he quickly retracted his legs.Pulling it back too hard, King Zhen Xian took off the dragon boots.

The emperor became angry from embarrassment, and King Zhenxian was elated.

Lan Jiansu noticed that the atmosphere was becoming more and more wrong, thinking that they were going to stage a remake of the story of Yang Kang and Mu Nianci.Unexpectedly, King Zhenxian suddenly rolled his eyes, lay straight on the ground and passed out.

When Lan Jiansu wanted to go up to check, he found the reason before taking the first two steps.

It turned out that the emperor has had serious foot odor recently, and he successfully subdued King Zhen Xian with his unique heavenly paw aura, winning a victory full of doubts.

The emperor miserably picked up the dragon boots and put them on, miserably went to capture the eunuch back, punched and punched the eunuch's chest in grief, and cursed at the same time: "Why don't you take me to take a bath and change clothes?!"

The eunuch vomited and said, "Yes, Your Majesty!"

Lan Jiansu walked silently and dragged away the unconscious King Zhen Xian.

This flavorful battle started out absurdly and ended in confusion.

But it convinced the emperor that King Zhen Xian was really crazy.

Only a lunatic would kiss the emperor like this.