Code of Practice

[Article [-] of the business rules: true and false and sometimes false, true and false, false and true. 】

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"Hello? Sister, are you free now? Hey, hey, hey...don't hang up first! I have something to do with you!"

"I am, I just want to ask you something." In the student apartment rented by the crew, Yang Yang, played by Jian Qianyi, paced back and forth in the small dormitory.

Just yesterday, he learned a shocking secret about his roommate!

After going through all kinds of panic, anxiety, shock, male silence and female tears, and trying his best to find out the truth of the matter, Yang Yang began to think about a question that would trouble him for several days:

Why is my roommate unwilling to open the closet door to him?

After thinking about it left and right, he couldn't think of a reason, so he had to turn to his sister for help.

After Yang Yang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he looked around and felt that the environment in the room was safe. After he was alone, he carefully said to his sister: "Sister, I have a friend whose roommate seems to be gay...but he has been hiding it from me. My friend, help him analyze and analyze what is the problem."

The younger sister on the other end of the phone rolled her eyes frantically when she heard the words "I have a friend." She chuckled and said, "It must be your problem that your roommate doesn't come out with you."

Yang Yang was shocked and said: "Huh?? What does this have to do with me?!" After answering, he hurriedly added: "It's not me, it's my friend!"

The younger sister directly interrupted his feeble useless excuse and said: "Tsk tsk tsk, your roommate must think you are homophobic, so in order to maintain this plastic roommate and don't want your relationship to become embarrassing, he endured it."

Yang Yang stood upright, the expression on his face became distorted, he said:

"You, you slander me, I'm not homophobic!" Yang Yang thought to himself, how could a man like himself, who is open to all people and broad-minded enough to hold ten elephants, be homophobic?It's not about him.

The younger sister on the other end of the phone raised her eyebrows and said, "Oh? Then you threw away all my fanbooks. Do you know how expensive my books are?"

In Yang Yang's heart, a group of mud horses ran past, he stomped his feet and said, "I'm stupid, didn't you lose that yourself? How can this be blamed on me??"

Sister: "Hehe, stop making excuses, Kongtong straight man, get out." After finishing speaking, Sister Yang Yang still felt puzzled, so she added:

"Forget it, if you can't chat with Kongtong straight man, hang up and bye."

Yang Yang was left alone: ​​"???"

Yang Yang held the phone that had been hung up, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.Just when he was about to punch the air to relieve his anger—his roommate, the handsome gay guy who seemed to be unwilling to open the closet door with him came back.

The cool brother Qin Lang looked at his roommate who seemed to be dancing in the room, Qin Lang was silent for a while, then walked over to put down his schoolbag, and silently reminded him:

"There are people downstairs. If they are too noisy, they will be reported and a review will be written."

Yang Yang, who didn't have time to take back the punch he just punched, wanted to cry, so he started doing chest expansion exercises, pretending that he was exercising just now.

He wrinkled his face and said to Qin Lang: "Okay, I will go to the gym to exercise later."

"Cut, pass this one! Take a 10-minute break and take another one later." Director Li said to all the crew on the set, still holding his beloved loudspeaker.

Jian Qianyi, who was still frowning one second, restored the smile on his face the next second.

He happily patted Fu An on the shoulder and said, "Yes, Xiao Fu has improved again~"

Today is the fourth day of filming together. The relationship between the two of them has changed from an unfamiliar relationship with strangers at the beginning to a relationship where they can have relatively close physical interaction.

Fu An didn't really like to have physical contact with others, but Jian Qianyi... Fu An thought that the requirements for dogs that like him must be a little more relaxed.

He rubbed Jian Qianyi's hair and said, "I only have one line."

The implication is that even if you don't exaggerate, don't exaggerate, if you continue to exaggerate, "the stride is too big and it is easy to tear the crotch", how can he still see that he has improved with just one line?

But Jian Qianyi took his hand back and said: "Although you only had one line in the scene just now, compared with the previous one, it can be seen that your eyes have improved significantly! You have begun to learn how to find the camera, and face the camera. Very sensitive!"

Fu An looked at Jian Qianyi, who had sincere and sincere eyes, and wanted him to stop praising him.

At this time, Director Li, who had been watching them for a long time, cleared his throat, and said with his loudspeaker: "Hey! Those two over there, yes, that's you. You two are playing the role of Cowherd and Weaver Girl there." ? I think you two are the only ones in the entire crew who are free now, so you two go to the commissary downstairs and ask them to bring some water!"

Seeing the two obediently going downstairs to buy water, Director Li was a little relieved. Sure enough, his decision to use new actors was very, very wise.

In this crew, he is the biggest name, and he is the one with the highest salary.

Director Li thought smugly, if the drama becomes popular in the future, he may be the biggest contributor.

This is no longer eating standing up, but eating lying down.

After receiving Director Li's order, Fu and Jian walked downstairs while chatting.

Of course, 80.00%, or [-]% of the "days" come from Jian Qianyi's mouth. He is indeed a man who can talk about "stand-up comedy" for several minutes in the air during the interview.

Jian Qianyi thought of the funny scene during his interview, and he unconsciously said to Fu An with a smile on his face: "Did I tell you what happened when Director Li and screenwriter Niu interviewed me before! "

Fu An shook his head, he looked at Jian Qianyi and started to reenact the scene with him again.

Jian Qianyi smiled and said to him: "I was really unlucky that day, the bus broke down suddenly on the way, I had to get off, and then I couldn't wait for another bus or a taxi, and my phone was almost dead , I can’t use any Didi shared bicycles... Then I had to run to the interview, just a little bit,” Jian Qianyi said here and made a gesture to Fu An, “I’m late because it’s just that much away!”

Hearing Jian Qianyi talking endlessly by himself, Fu An only found it interesting. He said: "I have a class on the day of your interview, otherwise I would have come to the scene."

Before he said that sentence, he might still play with you, Jian Qianyi looked suddenly enlightened. He pointed at Fu An and said, "No wonder! So that's how it is!"

He continued: "This is the first time I have encountered such a strange interview request. They didn't give me any script, they set a scene for me, gave me a character design, and asked me to face the air without stopping. Talk to yourself for 5 minutes."

Fu An imagined that scene in his mind, it seemed really embarrassing, and a little bit funny.

Jian Qianyi made a fool of himself and said, "Do you want to guess what I said at that time?"

He thought that Fu An would never have imagined that he would perform a scene in front of the director and screenwriter that day to persuade his roommate who loves spicy food to eat clear soup hot pot with him!Humph, he is such a clever little ghost.

Fu An thought for a moment and said, "Is it related to food?"

"Eh? You actually guessed a general idea!" Jian Qianyi, who had just told the convenience store owner to send a few boxes of mineral water to the crew upstairs, was shocked. He didn't expect Fu An to be able to get a general idea right!

Fu An looked at Jian Qianyi who was staring wide-eyed, and thought to himself that a man whose circle of friends eats nothing but eats, how complicated is it to guess?

He thought it was a little funny, he raised his chin and asked Jian Qianyi: "I guessed right?"

Jian Qianyi scratched her head and said, "Well...actually, it's about the same. What I performed that day was to let my roommate, who loves spicy food and joy, go to eat clear soup hot pot with me!"

Fu An, who had just taken a sip of water, looked at Jian Qianyi, who had a face in front of him that said "I'm so smart and amazing~", after swallowing the saliva, he said, "You... you're really amazing."

Jian Qianyi chuckled: "I also thought I was pretty good at the time, but Director Li and Screenwriter Niu both had moody expressions... I thought I was completely cold! Unexpectedly, I was picked by them again. After he finished speaking, he let out a long sigh and sighed:

"This is an unpredictable fate..."

"I guessed right just now." Fu An looked at Jian Qianyi and said this sentence.

Jian Qianyi smiled and applauded him and said, "I didn't expect you to be better."

What he didn't expect was that Fu An, who has always been indifferent and likes to show others with a cold face, would say to him:

"What about the reward?"

award?What reward do you want?Jian Qianyi frowned and looked around the convenience store, and found a large freezer three steps away. He walked over and took two crispy ice to pay the bill, then ran over and asked Fu An with a smile on his face, "I didn't bring my mobile phone with me. The change is only enough to treat you to this. Do you want grape-flavored or peach-flavored crunchy ice, kid Fu An?"

"Both." They were both called children, so Fu An was not polite.

This is easy to handle, Jian Qianyi tore open the packaging bag, broke the two pieces of crispy ice into two pieces, and then handed the two pieces of different flavors to Fu An, he smiled and said:

"Okay, then we are half of each other."

When the two wandered back to the set, screenwriter Niu, who had been sitting on a chair and working hard to type and write the script, looked at the two talking and laughing, and she said to Director Li meaningfully: "I feel that those two people have realized The essence of business."

Director Li said "Oh?" and said, "Really? How do you say that?"

Screenwriter Niu pushed his gold-rimmed eyes and said: "Business, business, the most important step is to organize the shop. CP business is to decorate the two-person shop beautifully and uniquely, so as to attract tourists' attention Director Li, do you see that Xiao Fu and Xiao Jian already have a beautiful small villa between them, with a few big words "Long-term rental, welcome to stay" posted on the door?"

Director Li nodded thoughtfully, and asked Screenwriter Niu in a low voice, "Then is this villa... worth it?"

Screenwriter Niu chuckled: "After tens of millions of tenants, do you think it's worth it?"

Worth, so worth it!

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