Heaven is here to torture me
Chapter 13 13 It is impossible for Elvis Presley to lick his fur, well, females also...
Zhan Tianyun didn't expect that after a few days, once Ning Shu was not crazy, Elder Xue was about to go crazy.
The master of Danyun Peak was panicked, and the alchemists were all restless.
The reason is nothing else, it is precisely because the "cat owners" of their family seem to have run away from home collectively!
"Sigh, since Elder Xue revoked the canteen of Lingcuifang and stopped distributing the dried fish for cats, these cat owners seldom go back to their nests. I didn't expect that they simply disappeared now!"
"Your cat is also missing? My cat is also missing. It hasn't come back for many days!"
Several alchemists were discussing in low voices when they suddenly heard a loud "boom" from behind.
"No, Elder Li has fried the furnace!"
The alchemists looked at each other, but there was no surprise.
After all, this is already the tenth time that Danyun Peak has appeared in a row in just a few days. It seems that the departure of the cats has really taken away their luck for alchemy, and even alchemy masters like Elder Xue can't help it. Inevitably made a small mistake.
Elder Xue's face has turned black and blue, the hair on his head is messy, and his eyes are bloodshot.
If the cats are not found again, something might go wrong.When it gets out, won't it let the world see their Danyun Peak joke?
"Elder! Elder Xue, we found it!" Suddenly, a disciple of the law enforcement hall ran into the door of the alchemy room, panting, "The cats are all found!"
"What?! Where is it?" Elder Xue jumped up, extremely surprised.
Seeing that the disciple of Law Enforcing Hall froze, he pointed to a white-headed mountain not far away: "There..."
After a while, many lost cat elders of Danyun Peak followed Elder Xue's footsteps and climbed up the cold and windy Hanjue Peak together.
The coldness of Hanjue Peak is caused by a spell left by a great power thousands of years ago, and has nothing to do with the external weather. Therefore, even if they have body protection, everyone will inevitably feel chills on their backs, the cold wind biting their bones, and their hearts are getting more and more anxious .
In such a cold environment, how can my cat resist it!
The more they felt the coldness of the peak, the more pained the hearts of the alchemists, for fear that they would freeze their little master into something wrong, and the pace became more hasty.
When they came to the stone cave where Ning Shuyi was, they were surprised to find that many cats were huddling together, crowded around a campfire, nibbling small dried fish with relish.
"Meow, Boss Bai, Boss Yin, the servants are here!" Sanhua saw a group of people coming up the mountain, and hurriedly reported to the two big brothers, very attentive.
Originally, they only obeyed Yindao's orders, and they had a quarrel with Lu Qingzhou because of the matter of Cuilingfang.Unexpectedly, the boss of Yindao took refuge in this little white cat, and even attracted them here, asking them to recognize the little white cat as the boss.
At first, the cats were also reluctant, let alone staying in the ice and snow to drink the northwest wind.But in the battle of Duanyin Valley, Lu Qingzhou's swift attack scared them all, discounted them, and convinced them.They didn't dare to talk too much, so they could only swallow their anger, planning to take the opportunity to escape.
But when Lu Qingzhou took out his super-grade crystal fish jerky to entertain the group of cats, all the cats immediately changed their faces.
Whoever has milk is a mother!On one side is the old man Xue who deducted their rations, and on the other side is the beautiful and powerful man who generously shares high-end delicacies with them. The balance in the hearts of the cats soon tipped over to Lu Qingzhou!
One by one, they scrambled to get in front of Lu Qingzhou, lowered their proud heads, and begged Lu Qingzhou to lick their hair one by one.
Of course, licking hair is impossible, not to mention that Lu Qingzhou has a slight obsession with cleanliness, how could Ning Shuyi allow his baby to lick other males... Well, females are not allowed either!
So Sanhua finished reporting the "enemy situation", and gave Ning Shu a resentful look.
Hmph, if it wasn't for the two-legged beast in the cave to stop them, Boss Bai would definitely give them a love!She might even give birth to a litter of cubs for the boss!
Ning Shu twitched the corner of his mouth, lifted Lu Qingzhou up in front of San Hua, and kissed his forehead affectionately, causing the cats to grind their teeth.
As if he didn't think he was hot enough, he continued to "boo" several times, until a cat's paw pinned the bridge of his nose, and the sharp nails almost pierced his eyelids, revealing a strong threat.
At this moment, there was an embarrassing coughing sound from outside the cave door, Ning Shu put Lu Qingzhou in his arms, looked outside, and immediately showed a mischievous expression with a playful smile: "Oh, isn't this Mr. Xue?" , what wind brought you here?"
"Ning Shuyi!" Elder Xue looked at Ning Shuyi's laughing face and thought of his little grandson who was bedridden, feeling aggrieved, "What did you do?"
"Ah?" Ning Shuyi deliberately pricked up his ears, pretending to listen carefully, "What are you talking about, the wind is too strong, I can't hear clearly..."
"Don't play tricks here! Let me ask you, what have you done to our cats in Danyun Peak? Why did you trick them into coming here?" Elder Xue pointed at the cats on the ground, and glanced at the cats who were lying vigilantly at the entrance of the cave. When he got the silver knife like a hound, his heart almost bleeds!
He is a little boy!He usually takes good care of him, and he doesn't want the cat to suffer even a bit, even if he eats fish, he will clean the fish bones for him himself.The cat that has been taken care of so carefully is now being used as a watchdog in this icy and snowy world, and it seems that its face has lost a lot of weight. How can it not make Elder Xue feel distressed?
"Elder Xue, don't talk nonsense!" Ning Shu shrugged and said with a smile, "Senior Brother Sect Leader punished me here, and even set a ban on the door himself, how can I get out? Besides, I have There is Axue, why do you need so many cats? Do you still think I am not poor enough?"
"..." Elder Xue couldn't refute it when he heard the words, but since Ning Shu couldn't get the truth out of his mouth, he was unwilling to waste time in this cold place, and came forward to pick up his silver knife Baby.
Unexpectedly, seeing him approaching, Yindao suddenly jumped up from the ground, stepped back a few feet, stood up straight with all his hair, and grinned at him, as if resisting his approach.
"Yindao, you, what's wrong with you?" Elder Xue turned pale with shock, Yindao gave him a disgusted look, then walked around him, walked to the entrance of the cave and lay there obediently, and meowed at Lu Qingzhou in the cave He meowed twice, as if to show his loyalty, he was very unhappy.
Look, the old man tried to trick me back, but I ignored him, Xiaobai would definitely praise me and give me a good one!
Elder Xue turned pale in shock. This cat had a noble bloodline and an aloof personality. Although he was perfunctory to him in every possible way on weekdays, he had never bluffed him like this.
At this moment, Elder Xue felt that he was attacked by souls from the Nascent Soul Stage and above!
"Ning Shuyi! What kind of sorcery did you cast on the silver knife!" The veins on Elder Xue's forehead twitched violently. If it wasn't for the restriction at the entrance of the cave, he would rush in to find Ning Shu to settle the score.
Relying on that layer of restraint, Ning Shu folded his arms at the entrance of the cave and watched the joke: "Hey, didn't I say it, I can't get out, how can I cast a spell on the cat?"
"you!"
"The way I see it, it's because your cats are impressed by my Axue's appearance and temperament, and are willing to recognize my Axue as their king, so they come here to serve their 'king'. How can a king suffer in a poor place? Where are the courtiers enjoying themselves outside?" Ning Shu shook his head and said logically, "It can be seen that these cats are all loyal and upright, and they are many times stronger than humans..."
"Nonsense!" Elder Xue blushed and flicked his sleeves, "If there is an Elvis Presley, it must be our silver knife! Your cat's origin is unknown, who knows what kind of bastard it is..."
As soon as he finished speaking, all the cats turned their heads to look at him, staring at him with round eyes, which looked extraordinarily creepy under the reflection of the snow.
"Meow! Is he talking bad about Boss Bai?"
"Look at his arrogance... Boss Bai must deal with him severely!"
"Yes, whip him!"
So, all the cats murmured, if anyone can understand the language of the cat tribe, they will definitely hear a sound of "smash him" and "smash him to death"...
Elder Xue:? ? ?
Lu Qingzhou walked out of the cave without haste, and all the cats stopped immediately.
He walked steadily and gracefully, with his neck held high, step by step, his tail slightly curled up.
The moment he stepped out of the darkness, his whole body exuded a soft light.
Under the reflection of the snow, the pure white fur looks more transparent, fluffy and soft.
That pair of calm and indifferent black pearls, with their shining brilliance, seems to have seen through the world of mortals long ago, and possesses the wisdom of knowing the ancient and modern world.
Elder Xue had never looked at this cat carefully before, but at the moment when the white cat walked out of the cave, Elder Xue saw nothing else in his eyes. It seemed that there was only this cat in the vast expanse of heaven and earth. !
At this moment, he seemed to understand the feelings of the cats, and suddenly there was an impulse in his heart, an impulse to worship.
This cat is really the only king in the world!
Elder Xue loves cats like an idiot, and has seen countless cats in his life, but none of them can bring him such a strong sense of impact like the white cat in front of him.
Even if it is his favorite silver knife, mixed with a little civet blood, it just makes him feel a little bit of natural nobility, so he has been pampered.
From this, Elder Xue was extremely certain that this cat had a lot of background, and even belonged to the legendary civet family!
"Oh..." Thinking of seeing a civet cat, Elder Xue's previous anger and resentment all disappeared, and a kind and humble smile appeared on his wrinkled face, and he walked towards Lu Qingzhou tremblingly. Go, "My sweetheart Jian'er!"
Silver Knife: ...
Did you agree that I'm your sweetheart?Twolegs are big hooves!
The master of Danyun Peak was panicked, and the alchemists were all restless.
The reason is nothing else, it is precisely because the "cat owners" of their family seem to have run away from home collectively!
"Sigh, since Elder Xue revoked the canteen of Lingcuifang and stopped distributing the dried fish for cats, these cat owners seldom go back to their nests. I didn't expect that they simply disappeared now!"
"Your cat is also missing? My cat is also missing. It hasn't come back for many days!"
Several alchemists were discussing in low voices when they suddenly heard a loud "boom" from behind.
"No, Elder Li has fried the furnace!"
The alchemists looked at each other, but there was no surprise.
After all, this is already the tenth time that Danyun Peak has appeared in a row in just a few days. It seems that the departure of the cats has really taken away their luck for alchemy, and even alchemy masters like Elder Xue can't help it. Inevitably made a small mistake.
Elder Xue's face has turned black and blue, the hair on his head is messy, and his eyes are bloodshot.
If the cats are not found again, something might go wrong.When it gets out, won't it let the world see their Danyun Peak joke?
"Elder! Elder Xue, we found it!" Suddenly, a disciple of the law enforcement hall ran into the door of the alchemy room, panting, "The cats are all found!"
"What?! Where is it?" Elder Xue jumped up, extremely surprised.
Seeing that the disciple of Law Enforcing Hall froze, he pointed to a white-headed mountain not far away: "There..."
After a while, many lost cat elders of Danyun Peak followed Elder Xue's footsteps and climbed up the cold and windy Hanjue Peak together.
The coldness of Hanjue Peak is caused by a spell left by a great power thousands of years ago, and has nothing to do with the external weather. Therefore, even if they have body protection, everyone will inevitably feel chills on their backs, the cold wind biting their bones, and their hearts are getting more and more anxious .
In such a cold environment, how can my cat resist it!
The more they felt the coldness of the peak, the more pained the hearts of the alchemists, for fear that they would freeze their little master into something wrong, and the pace became more hasty.
When they came to the stone cave where Ning Shuyi was, they were surprised to find that many cats were huddling together, crowded around a campfire, nibbling small dried fish with relish.
"Meow, Boss Bai, Boss Yin, the servants are here!" Sanhua saw a group of people coming up the mountain, and hurriedly reported to the two big brothers, very attentive.
Originally, they only obeyed Yindao's orders, and they had a quarrel with Lu Qingzhou because of the matter of Cuilingfang.Unexpectedly, the boss of Yindao took refuge in this little white cat, and even attracted them here, asking them to recognize the little white cat as the boss.
At first, the cats were also reluctant, let alone staying in the ice and snow to drink the northwest wind.But in the battle of Duanyin Valley, Lu Qingzhou's swift attack scared them all, discounted them, and convinced them.They didn't dare to talk too much, so they could only swallow their anger, planning to take the opportunity to escape.
But when Lu Qingzhou took out his super-grade crystal fish jerky to entertain the group of cats, all the cats immediately changed their faces.
Whoever has milk is a mother!On one side is the old man Xue who deducted their rations, and on the other side is the beautiful and powerful man who generously shares high-end delicacies with them. The balance in the hearts of the cats soon tipped over to Lu Qingzhou!
One by one, they scrambled to get in front of Lu Qingzhou, lowered their proud heads, and begged Lu Qingzhou to lick their hair one by one.
Of course, licking hair is impossible, not to mention that Lu Qingzhou has a slight obsession with cleanliness, how could Ning Shuyi allow his baby to lick other males... Well, females are not allowed either!
So Sanhua finished reporting the "enemy situation", and gave Ning Shu a resentful look.
Hmph, if it wasn't for the two-legged beast in the cave to stop them, Boss Bai would definitely give them a love!She might even give birth to a litter of cubs for the boss!
Ning Shu twitched the corner of his mouth, lifted Lu Qingzhou up in front of San Hua, and kissed his forehead affectionately, causing the cats to grind their teeth.
As if he didn't think he was hot enough, he continued to "boo" several times, until a cat's paw pinned the bridge of his nose, and the sharp nails almost pierced his eyelids, revealing a strong threat.
At this moment, there was an embarrassing coughing sound from outside the cave door, Ning Shu put Lu Qingzhou in his arms, looked outside, and immediately showed a mischievous expression with a playful smile: "Oh, isn't this Mr. Xue?" , what wind brought you here?"
"Ning Shuyi!" Elder Xue looked at Ning Shuyi's laughing face and thought of his little grandson who was bedridden, feeling aggrieved, "What did you do?"
"Ah?" Ning Shuyi deliberately pricked up his ears, pretending to listen carefully, "What are you talking about, the wind is too strong, I can't hear clearly..."
"Don't play tricks here! Let me ask you, what have you done to our cats in Danyun Peak? Why did you trick them into coming here?" Elder Xue pointed at the cats on the ground, and glanced at the cats who were lying vigilantly at the entrance of the cave. When he got the silver knife like a hound, his heart almost bleeds!
He is a little boy!He usually takes good care of him, and he doesn't want the cat to suffer even a bit, even if he eats fish, he will clean the fish bones for him himself.The cat that has been taken care of so carefully is now being used as a watchdog in this icy and snowy world, and it seems that its face has lost a lot of weight. How can it not make Elder Xue feel distressed?
"Elder Xue, don't talk nonsense!" Ning Shu shrugged and said with a smile, "Senior Brother Sect Leader punished me here, and even set a ban on the door himself, how can I get out? Besides, I have There is Axue, why do you need so many cats? Do you still think I am not poor enough?"
"..." Elder Xue couldn't refute it when he heard the words, but since Ning Shu couldn't get the truth out of his mouth, he was unwilling to waste time in this cold place, and came forward to pick up his silver knife Baby.
Unexpectedly, seeing him approaching, Yindao suddenly jumped up from the ground, stepped back a few feet, stood up straight with all his hair, and grinned at him, as if resisting his approach.
"Yindao, you, what's wrong with you?" Elder Xue turned pale with shock, Yindao gave him a disgusted look, then walked around him, walked to the entrance of the cave and lay there obediently, and meowed at Lu Qingzhou in the cave He meowed twice, as if to show his loyalty, he was very unhappy.
Look, the old man tried to trick me back, but I ignored him, Xiaobai would definitely praise me and give me a good one!
Elder Xue turned pale in shock. This cat had a noble bloodline and an aloof personality. Although he was perfunctory to him in every possible way on weekdays, he had never bluffed him like this.
At this moment, Elder Xue felt that he was attacked by souls from the Nascent Soul Stage and above!
"Ning Shuyi! What kind of sorcery did you cast on the silver knife!" The veins on Elder Xue's forehead twitched violently. If it wasn't for the restriction at the entrance of the cave, he would rush in to find Ning Shu to settle the score.
Relying on that layer of restraint, Ning Shu folded his arms at the entrance of the cave and watched the joke: "Hey, didn't I say it, I can't get out, how can I cast a spell on the cat?"
"you!"
"The way I see it, it's because your cats are impressed by my Axue's appearance and temperament, and are willing to recognize my Axue as their king, so they come here to serve their 'king'. How can a king suffer in a poor place? Where are the courtiers enjoying themselves outside?" Ning Shu shook his head and said logically, "It can be seen that these cats are all loyal and upright, and they are many times stronger than humans..."
"Nonsense!" Elder Xue blushed and flicked his sleeves, "If there is an Elvis Presley, it must be our silver knife! Your cat's origin is unknown, who knows what kind of bastard it is..."
As soon as he finished speaking, all the cats turned their heads to look at him, staring at him with round eyes, which looked extraordinarily creepy under the reflection of the snow.
"Meow! Is he talking bad about Boss Bai?"
"Look at his arrogance... Boss Bai must deal with him severely!"
"Yes, whip him!"
So, all the cats murmured, if anyone can understand the language of the cat tribe, they will definitely hear a sound of "smash him" and "smash him to death"...
Elder Xue:? ? ?
Lu Qingzhou walked out of the cave without haste, and all the cats stopped immediately.
He walked steadily and gracefully, with his neck held high, step by step, his tail slightly curled up.
The moment he stepped out of the darkness, his whole body exuded a soft light.
Under the reflection of the snow, the pure white fur looks more transparent, fluffy and soft.
That pair of calm and indifferent black pearls, with their shining brilliance, seems to have seen through the world of mortals long ago, and possesses the wisdom of knowing the ancient and modern world.
Elder Xue had never looked at this cat carefully before, but at the moment when the white cat walked out of the cave, Elder Xue saw nothing else in his eyes. It seemed that there was only this cat in the vast expanse of heaven and earth. !
At this moment, he seemed to understand the feelings of the cats, and suddenly there was an impulse in his heart, an impulse to worship.
This cat is really the only king in the world!
Elder Xue loves cats like an idiot, and has seen countless cats in his life, but none of them can bring him such a strong sense of impact like the white cat in front of him.
Even if it is his favorite silver knife, mixed with a little civet blood, it just makes him feel a little bit of natural nobility, so he has been pampered.
From this, Elder Xue was extremely certain that this cat had a lot of background, and even belonged to the legendary civet family!
"Oh..." Thinking of seeing a civet cat, Elder Xue's previous anger and resentment all disappeared, and a kind and humble smile appeared on his wrinkled face, and he walked towards Lu Qingzhou tremblingly. Go, "My sweetheart Jian'er!"
Silver Knife: ...
Did you agree that I'm your sweetheart?Twolegs are big hooves!
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