Heaven is here to torture me

Chapter 37 37 A sneak attack on the two-person world of A Xue and me, how could it be...

The next day, the sun was just right, the temperature was right, and there was a faint fragrance of green grass in the air.

Lu Qingzhou woke up lazily, feeling refreshed and extremely relaxed, couldn't help stretching.

When the drowsiness faded away, he felt as if he had forgotten something.

After trying to recall, he recalled vaguely that he seemed to have accidentally fallen asleep last night when they were making out...

Taking a closer look at his body, he found that Ning Shuyi didn't take the opportunity to do anything to him.

Lu Qingzhou reached out to touch the edge of the collapse, but found that Ning Shu, who was supposed to be sleeping with him, was nowhere to be found.

Ah Ning couldn't be... angry, right?Lu Qingzhou was a little uneasy, but who made that kid always have so many things in his head.

"Go back to me!!!!" Suddenly, Ning Shuyi yelled loudly from outside the cave, and was so angry that it seemed to be extremely angry and a volcano erupted.

Lu Qingzhou had never seen Ning Shuyi so irritable, he hurriedly turned into a white cat, jumped off the bed, and sneaked out of the cave lightly, only to see...

"Uncle Ning, this disciple is following the orders of his grandfather, so please forgive me!"

Xue Youping, Young Master Xue, that once mighty dandy in Danyun Peak, now has a serious face, straightened his body and stood outside the cave, cupping his fists at Ning Shu in salute.

"Master Ning, this disciple is also ordered by his master and the master to plead guilty for his previous recklessness. I hope my uncle will forgive me!" Jian Lingfeng's eldest disciple, Wang Shu.

These two people, one is notoriously a dandy, the other is notoriously arrogant, but now they have changed their usual style, and are blocking the door of the cave with a serious face, like two dead men with heavy responsibilities, and they are not able to complete the task. The determination not to turn back.

In addition, at the feet of these two people, there are still balls and balls lying on their stomachs.

The group members were watching the excitement of the Twolegs with a sigh of relief, but when they saw Lu Qingzhou, they immediately got up and rolled towards Lu Qingzhou.

"noob!"

"Big guy!"

"Boss Bai!"

A swarm of cats gathered into a river, almost to the point where the few people standing in the middle were washed away.

"Why are you here?" Lu Qingzhou looked at the group of cats suspiciously.Yindao was the first to jump in front of Lu Qingzhou, lowered his head and wanted to rub against his neck: "Meow, Xiaobai, I heard that you are missing, we are all so worried about you~"

As a result, before the head touched the snow-white soft fur, Yin Dao suddenly felt the back of his neck stiffen, and his vision became wobbly—someone picked him up from the ground!

"Meow, what stupid two-legged beast dares to humiliate me like this!" Yindao turned his head and shouted angrily, but saw a pair of cold eyes glance at his neck.

It felt like someone had cut his neck with a cold blade, which chilled the cat!

"Who will explain to me what happened..." Ning Shu threw the big white cat out with a flick of his hand, and asked with a half-smile, his hair was flying and his endurance was almost reaching the critical value.

Xue Youping hurriedly caught his old man's favorite treasure, and exchanged a glance with Wang Shu, both of them broke out in a cold sweat from fright, they dared not neglect, hurriedly explained:

"Master Ning, uh, the truth is that..."

The matter had to be traced back to the night before, when Ning Shu, in a fit of rage, destroyed several special formations in the cave that had been left before the hundreds of miles of mountains flew up.

After that, in the middle of the night, Li Sanjiu of Jian Lingfeng suddenly saw the phantom of Patriarch Baili while meditating on the peak.

He listened to the Dundun teachings of Baili Patriarch, who accused him of teaching people ineffectively and misleading his disciples, and asked him to send his underdog Wang Shu to Ning Shuyi to train hard.

Baili Patriarch's words are the will of Jian Lingfeng and even the entire Guiyuanzong that cannot be disobeyed.

Therefore, Li Sanjiu hurriedly kowtowed three times to the ancestor, then rushed to the disciple's house, picked up Wang Shu, who was still asleep, by his ear, reprimanded him all night, and sent him early the next morning Ning Shu came forward.

Coincidentally, Elder Xue of Danyun Peak was also inspired by the way of heaven on the way of alchemy that night. He saw the vision of Patriarch Baili and taught him to send his descendants to Ning Shu's family, saying that he could achieve another great way .

After Elder Xue woke up, he stopped making alchemy, put out the fire in the furnace, and brought in Xue Youping, the grandfather and grandson had a long talk all night.

I don't know what the two of them said, anyway, the next morning, Xue Youping was sent to Jian Lingfeng, and when he arrived at Ning Shuyi's door, he invited himself to be a "shit shovel officer" to take care of the "little girl" Auntie's daily life.

As for this group of cats, they eavesdropped on the conversation of the grandparents of the Xue family in the corner, and knew that Lu Qingzhou had returned to Guiyuanzong, so they ran to guard the gate of the cave overnight, waiting for their "king" to drive.

"How can this be reasonable? Treat me as a kindergarten?!" Ning Shu knew without even thinking about it. This was probably Baili Chongshan's deliberate revenge for what he did last night, deliberately trying to create trouble for him and A Xue. Feet to the sky, go to Baili Chongshan to loosen your muscles and bones.

"No way, the two-person world between me and A Xue, how can you disturb it? Go away, go back!" Ning Shu was about to kick him out as soon as he said that, but Xue Youping and Wang Shu were like wooden men. The left and right stood respectfully on both sides, and said in unison: "Master Ning, please take in the disciple!"

The two also raised the hem of their clothes together, knelt down on both knees, and respectfully kowtowed to Ning Shu: "Master, please take me in!"

"Heh, because you are juniors, do you think I dare not bully the younger? Okay, it's inconvenient to fight with you juniors. Come on, follow me to your parents!" One, strode his legs angrily, and trotted down the mountain.

So this morning, Jian Lingfeng's disciples were surprised to see that their always arrogant chief disciple and the always bullying Danyun Peak's evil young man were dragged down the peak in embarrassment while their buttocks were touching the steps. , issued a pig-like howl.

The mentality of the two of them collapsed into a mess, and they covered their faces with their hands, just wanting to find a hole in the ground to get in.

Do they want to save their face!

The group of cats happily watched the two-legged beasts perform the show of loving and killing each other, and sometimes applauded them, rolled on the ground, and showed their soft belly to Lu Qingzhou.

"Boss, please lick your hair!"

"Boss, please!"

"Boss Bai, I want to give birth to you!~"

Looking at the dumplings all over the floor, Lu Qingzhou, who always liked to be pure, was in the same mood as Ning Shuyi just now. He just wanted to slap these dumplings away with one hand...

Suddenly, there was a rustling sound in the woods.

The group of cats stopped moving and looked towards the woods together, only to see a round, chubby orange ball rolling out from two bush leaves, like a huge ball of wool.

The ball of wool rolled closer and closer, and if you take a closer look, isn't it the chubby orange cat on Xuanji Peak?

Seeing that the orange cat was about to pounce, Lu Qingzhou calmly raised a paw, and blocked the orange ball with one palm.

"Big, big brother~~You want to kill me~~" The orange cat brought a big pancake face closer, meowing, meowing, waving its two paws in the air, unfortunately, they are too short to reach .

"It's you brat again!" Silver Knife recognized the orange cat, and immediately became furious and slapped his hands fiercely, "It's you who stole the spiritual food feast that old man Xue used for his guests, and blamed us! We were killed by Xue The old man skipped snacks!"

"Huh?" Lu Qingzhou glanced at the orange cat when he heard the words, thought over the previous things carefully, and suddenly understood - he was fooled by the orange cat at the beginning, and he really regarded the banquet for entertaining guests as cats. extra meal.

No wonder the treatment of these cats has plummeted since he exchanged dried fish for a table of delicacies. It turned out that there was an orange cat in the middle.

Lu Qingzhou felt his face burning hot. He didn't expect that he would be fooled by a cat even after he was reborn!

This orange cat is not as honest and honest as he appears...

With a strong push on Lu Qingzhou's claws, he pushed the orange ball out again.

"You guys don't make noise here, don't make noise, if it's nothing serious, don't bother me." Facing the excessive enthusiasm of the group of cats, Lu Qingzhou decided to temporarily retreat to his cave. The sound is isolated from the outside.

Seeing that Boss Bai had left them alone, the cats were a little dumbfounded.

No matter how displeased Boss Bai is, he won't shut them down!

After much deliberation, it must be the fat man who appeared last that offended the boss, and the boss is just angry with this fat man!

"Hmph, this kid, you blamed us before, but now you dare to make Xiaobai angry!" Silver Knife looked at the fat orange that rolled into the cat's circle, and immediately geared up, showing his snow-white fangs, "God opened his eyes today!" , Xiaobai won't protect you anymore, little ones, treat this brother to me well!"

"Meow~!" The cats raised their heads one after another and shouted in unison, making the orange cat tremble, covering its big face with its chubby paws.

Oops, pills, help! QAQ~

Just as the cats were approaching the orange cat, a few faint shadows appeared in the woods not far away, blending into the black shadows of the trees.

They covered their faces, revealing a pair of unusual eyes, looking vigilantly at the front of the cave.

Seeing that the white cat issued an order, the group of cats flocked to a spherical object, and the leader nodded slightly towards several subordinates and made a gesture.

A few gray figures suddenly disappeared into the surrounding grass.

The situation at the gate of the cave was chaotic, and Fat Ju simply rolled himself into a ball and rammed it in all directions, crushing the group of cats with "strength".

"On the left, surround him and block him!" Yindao stood on a high place, loudly giving orders to the younger brothers below, directing the actions of the cats, completely unaware of the imminent disaster.

It wasn't until a gray shadow suddenly enveloped him from behind that he suddenly jumped up: "Who!?"

Before the four claws landed on the ground, the whole body was grabbed by the back of the neck and pulled away. The movement was as fast as a gust of wind. All the cats only heard the howl of a silver knife. When they raised their heads, they were already gone. Trail of the Silver Knife.

"Meow meow meow?"

"Where's Boss Silver?"

The cats were still in a dazed state, only the orange cat that was besieged and beaten jumped up and yelled loudly: "It's not good! Boss Yin has been hijacked!"

Only then did the group of cats come to their senses, screaming in shock and rolling into a ball in panic.

"Don't panic! You, and you, you, you..." Fat Orange jumped to a high place, pointed at a few cats with strong hind legs that seemed to be able to run, and pointed in the direction where the gray shadow left, " Follow Boss Yin's scent and catch up with those gangsters! Remember, after you catch up, make marks along the way first, don't startle the snake!"

In the situation where the group of cats has no leader, the cats almost instinctively obey the strong rise of the orange cats, not to mention that it is also related to the life and safety of their silver knife boss.

The cats put aside all preconceived notions, got into the bushes at the command, and ran away quickly through the woods.

"You guys, knock on the door of the big boss with me, and summon the big boss!" Fat Orange greeted the rest of the cats, and gathered together in front of Lu Qingzhou's cave door, facing the transparent air in unison. The wall slapped and shouted.

All of a sudden, meowing sounds kept coming and going, as if spring had come.

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