Uncle is getting married

Let's start.

He looked at the Gu family staring at him with a half-smile.

He lowered his head: "Four..."

The Gu family no longer asked, raised the corner of their mouths, and filled in with a pen: "35, right?"

Yi Xia was slightly startled, and raised his head.

Yixia was surprised.

Hearing the Gu family's tone, it seemed as if they knew how old he was from the beginning, Yi Xia frowned, and began to look at this person seriously.

He was sure he didn't know such a person.

After thinking about it, in the end, I thought it was my own carelessness, so I put away my doubts.

The Gu family continued: "Occupation?"

"clerk."

"clerk?"

The Gu family raised their heads, Yixia nodded, and said, "Administrative assistant."

This position is graded.

From high to low, the status and income span is very large.

The strange thing is that the Gu family didn't ask in detail, they just filled it out and asked, "Have you ever been married?"

Yi Xia shook his head.

The Gu family looked up at him.

"What about income?"

Yixia didn't really want to say it, but seeing that the Gu family had been waiting there and didn't intend to let him go, he gave a rough estimate.

This income is really not high, the Gu family glanced at him, wrote it down casually, moved their body, and sat comfortably.

"Does uncle think he has any advantages?"

Suddenly being called uncle, Yi Xia frowned.

But judging by the attitude of the other party, telling him to change his words, I'm afraid it will provoke ridicule.

Yi Xia thought about it, and asked, "For example?"

"For example?" The Gu family thought for a while, and gave an example: "A house?"

Yixia had a place to live, but it was an old house, left by his parents to his brothers.

Yi Xia shook his head: "No."

"Car?"

Yixia goes to work by bus.

He shook his head: "No."

"Tickets?"

Yixia's younger brother is studying in university, although he does not need to pay the tuition fees, but he is responsible for most of the food and expenses.

In terms of savings, not much.

Yi Xia shook his head: "No."

Yixia became less and less confident when asked.

Looking at Gu Jia's expression, one can tell that a three-no person like him will basically be eliminated by instant killing.

The Gu family also felt that there was no need to ask further questions.

He entertained, leaned back on the chair, picked up a pen and drew graffiti, and said casually, "What advantages does uncle think he has that men of this age don't have?"

"A virgin."

Uncle's first reaction.

(--b...)

Before he could be proud, Yi Xia noticed that the Gu family raised their heads and looked at him with black lines on their foreheads.

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Yi Xia twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that the atmosphere was not right, looked around, and found that everyone had stopped, all silently staring at him.

Only then did Yixia realize what strange words he had just said.

He slapped his face, flushed, grinned, and smiled stiffly at the Gu family, thoroughly, embarrassed...

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2. For the first time (one)...

The author has something to say: Uncle's first blind date~

Sprinkle~

It's officially kicked off~ la la la ~

Later, Shen Wu almost died laughing.

Laughing at work, laughing after get off work, even when I got home and called Yixia.

"Have you laughed enough?"

Yixia was very angry.

Knowing that Yixia was about to get angry on the other end of the phone, Shen Wu made two "hmmmm" and suppressed his own smile.

[Xiaonan said, I want you to go to her company to see the photos at noon tomorrow. ]

"Oh."

Yixia doesn't want to go.

Because today is embarrassing enough.

But the money has already been paid, and it would be too hypocritical not to go.

Yi Xia said, "You can accompany me to see it tomorrow."

[No problem, I am happy to do so. ]

Of course Yixia knew that he was willing.

As long as that girl is there, even if it is a dragon's pool or a tiger's den, he will still follow her.

[By the way, do you want to report to your brother about going to the dating agency? ]

"no need."

[Why?The elder sister-in-law is the mother.You tell him, ask him to help you, choose it, and live a more harmonious life in the future. ]

"Anyway, I don't want it. Don't mention it to him, you know?"

Shen Wu felt strange.

[what is the relationship? ]

Yi Xia opened his mouth, heard movement at the entrance, frowned, turned his head, and called out: "Ji Hao."

"What?" The other end responded.

Yi Xia said to the phone: "Hung up."

[it is good. ]

As soon as Yixia put the phone down on his shoulder, Ji Hao picked it up from behind.

With fluffy light hair and a handsome, slightly childish face, Ji Hao pressed his chest against Yi Xia's back and asked, "Who are you calling?"

"Shen Wu."

Ji Hao raised his eyebrows, glanced at the phone, and asked, "What are you talking about?"

here we go again……

Yi Xia glanced at him, didn't answer, got up and walked to the kitchen.

Ji Hao just entered university this year, and the age difference between the two brothers is more than ten years.

In the old days, the family environment was not good, and the old man suddenly lost the ability to earn a living. Ji's mother has been in poor health. Under no circumstances, Ji Hao, who had just turned one year old, was given to a sterile couple with the same surname by the two elders. .

The couple's family conditions were very wealthy, and within half a year of adopting Ji Hao, the whole family immigrated abroad together.

Ji's mother has always regretted this matter very much, and she sighs whenever she thinks about it, and sighs whenever she thinks about it.

Everyone said that this youngest son was completely gone, but they didn't want to, just three years ago, little Ji Hao, who had just turned 16, actually traveled across the ocean alone with a small backpack on his back, and found it.

At that time when he opened the door and heard "Brother", Yixia was completely stunned.

When I came back to my senses, I realized that I was not dreaming.

Ji Hao's adoptive parents also rushed over later.

No matter how much I persuaded Ji Hao, he refused to go back.

The two elders had nothing to do with him, left a large sum of money before leaving, and entrusted him to Yixia with snot and tears, and then crossed the ocean and went back.

In fact, Yixia still can't figure it out.

He wakes up every day, still feeling incredible about the loss of his family.

Back then, he watched Ji Haobeng cry and be carried away.

At that time Ji Hao was still so young, logically speaking it was impossible to remember them.

But he did come back.

And as soon as he came back, he found himself. Not only did he not hold grudges about the family sending him away, but he was also very good.

Apart from……

"elder brother……"

here we go again……

Yixia's back was stuck by Ji Hao.

His waist was embraced by Ji Hao from behind.

Ji Hao is always used to doing this kind of intimacy, and he won't change after repeated admonitions. Every time Yixia is so clingy to him, it gives him a headache.

He poked his head out from Yixia's neck, wanting to see what to eat tonight.

Yixia put the picked vegetables in the sink and passed the water for a while. Ji Hao saw that he ignored him, and glanced at the refrigerator next to him, and the other claw quietly stretched over there.

Before touching it, Yixia seemed to have eyes on his back, and said, "Don't eat it."

"I'm hungry."

Ji Hao wants to eat potato chips.

Yi Xia glanced at him and said, "It's time to eat."

Ji Hao bulged his cheeks, a little bored, and walked out.

"Brother~ I'm hungry."

"Come on, come on."

"Brother, I'm very hungry~"

Hearing Ji Hao yelling in the living room as if exasperated, Yi Xia was in a hurry, and replied: "Soon, very soon."

"elder brother!"

At a loss for what to do, Yi Xia dropped the greens directly from the hot pot, the boiling oil met water and splashed up, and Yi Xia was scalded all of a sudden and caught fire, so he directly asked, "What are you yelling about?"

Turning around, facing a big painted face, Yi Xia was startled.

Taking a closer look, his eyes blinked, and he glanced up and down at the person in front of him unexpectedly: "Lian... Lianzi?"

"When did you come?"

Yi Xia saw the makeup on her face like that, and her eyes were so swollen. After thinking about it, she asked cautiously: "Are you broken in love again?"

Yixia said the word "again" very emphatically, Lianzi glanced at him: "How do you know?"

"Hmph~" Ji Hao, who was stationed at the kitchen door, sneered, "Everyone in the world knows about it."

Lianzi is Yixia's first love.

Back then, the two who were not of the same age didn't know how it started, and they were dumped by Lianzi in a summer of cloudiness.

The relationship between the two has only reached the stage of holding hands.

As usual, there is nothing unforgettable. If we separate, we should be fine.

But Lian Zi fell in love with him for anything.

Moving, falling out of love, arguing with someone, being in a bad mood, all looking for him.

Yixia seemed to have no end of affection for her, always letting her get what she wanted.

Shen Wu has a lot of opinions on this, always saying that Yixia's life was delayed by this woman.

"Get out of here!"

Lian Zi yelled at Ji Hao.

Ji Hao stared, coldly: "This is my home!"

Yixia saw that the two of them were about to stage sparks hitting the earth again, so he quickly waved his hand and asked Ji Hao to go out.

Ji Hao pursed his lips and left.

Yixia wanted to comfort Lianzi when the phone rang.

He quickly turned off the fire to answer the phone.

I just said "Hello", only to hear the other end: "Are you a virgin?"

"..." Yixia's face was full of black lines, he put his phone away to look at the number, if he didn't recognize him, he hung up.

Who are you?

Ask people everywhere if they are virgins.

Yixia remembered what happened in the marriage agency again.

In a bad mood, he was about to speak to Lianzi when the phone rang again.

"Hey?"

"Uncle virgin..."

"..." Yixia looked at the phone number, and it was him again.

"Who are you?"

"Gu family."

Yi Xia was slightly taken aback.

At a loss, he glanced at Lianzi and saw Lianzi staring at him. He took two steps away and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Blind date tonight~"

Uh? !

Yixia was nervous.

He looked at Lianzi and turned his back: "Didn't you tell me to go up and look at the photos tomorrow?"

Yixia doesn't want to go.

I haven't even seen this photo yet, so why are you dating?

"One of our female customers fell in love with you this afternoon,