Uncle is getting married
Chapter 5
: "If you grow up abroad, you can touch it."
Yixia frowned even more when he heard this, but he knew that Lianzi was just a bit displeased and meant no malice, so he reached out and put the lid on the pot, and didn't speak any more.
Lian Zi stood beside him, seeing that there were no extra ingredients in front of him, he went to open the refrigerator, bent over, and took out sausages and the like.
While thinking about what she wanted to eat, she stuffed it into her arms. Finally, suddenly, she turned her head and asked, "Do you feel pleasure when he touches you?"
Yixia happened to see that the pot was about to be lifted when it was boiling. When she asked her, she was stunned for a moment, and her hands were scalded. He picked up the lid of the pot and put it in the sink, raised his eyebrows, and complained to Lianzi.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Yi Xia didn't know what was in her head anymore, it was so outrageous, what a mess.
Lian Zi didn't realize that there was something wrong with his question.
She blinked her eyes, and said innocently, "It's what it is, do you think men don't feel it when they touch men? How old is your brother, do you think he is still a child at what age is it fun to touch you?"
Yi Xia was a little annoyed.
He opened his mouth to say something, but Lianzi knew that he couldn't accept it, so he straightened up, took the first step, and said, "I tell you, quickly find him a girlfriend. Children of his age have the most vague feelings about men and women. He I grew up abroad, and my personality is very informal, don't say I didn't remind you..."
Lianzi put the things on the cabinet and said in a long-winded way: "If he feels that men can do it, go outside and find something cool to play with, then don't cry."
Yi Xia was stunned.
Yixia knew that this was of course possible.
Although Yixia has an ordinary life and knowledge, but Yixia is not stupid.
Ichika began to worry.
Even Yixia began to doubt.
Ji Hao usually touches him here and there, and Yixia was thinking: Could it be that Ji Hao had bent over before he came back?
Yixia felt heavy in his heart.
He was wondering if he wanted to make a long-distance call to Ji Hao's adoptive father and mother, and just as he was thinking, in the living room, in front of Ji Hao, Yi Xia's mobile phone, which was casually placed on the coffee table, suddenly rang.
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~~~
The author has something to say: Lianzi’s curve points~
Uncle Yixia is starting to worry~worry~
Little Jihao complained: I just touched it, nothing else...
Giggle~ It's strange~
6. Bad~...
Ji Hao, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV and listening to the movement in the kitchen, picked it up for Yixia without even thinking about it.
As soon as the phone key was pressed, before Ji Hao could speak, the other end of the phone yelled fiercely: "Are you a virgin?"
"..."
Ji Hao was speechless.
Ji Hao looked at it from a distance, it was an unfamiliar number, he thought it was a harassing call from those boring people, so he cut it off directly.
On the other side, the Gu family, who couldn't wait for the other party's response, was startled.
He was a little puzzled, and at the end, thinking that Yi Xia was afraid of being scolded by him, he raised his eyebrows and called again.
Connect again and ask again.
Ji Hao frowned, wanted to scold, but didn't want to, the phone in his hand was taken away.
It was Lianzi who took the phone away, Ji Hao looked up, Lianzi called Yixia, and when Yixia came out to see her handing over the phone, he wiped his hands on the apron and took the phone.
Ji Hao is annoyed by Lian Zi's troublesome affairs.
He glared at Lianzi, thinking that Yixia would cut off the call soon, but he didn't want Yixia's expression to change, and explained: "I'm going."
Yi Xia's voice was very low, anxious and aggrieved, which attracted the attention of the tense two people.
"Obviously you turned off the phone! I can't find you!"
As Yixia said, he raised his eyes and found that Lianzi and Lianzi were looking at him, he twitched the corners of his mouth and laughed silently, and ran away to the balcony.
Yixia argued with Gu's family on the balcony, annoyed.
The Gu family felt that he was making excuses and became even more angry.
"Can you be more legendary?"
"I went to the wrong place for some reason, and for some reason they still let you eat! Do you not know the difference between skirts and trousers, or do you think there is a little bit less under the stick? How did I tell you when I called? ?I told you that your mobile phone is running out of battery, and I told you to call Miss Yang when you arrive. If you don’t hear me, you don’t ask, and if you go to the wrong place, you still sit down and eat with others! You’re still a man! Damn it! Mother T I sat there all night and was sprayed from head to toe with protein (saliva)! I said, what is in your head?"
The Gu family is so fierce.
Yi Xia couldn't speak at all.
Yixia felt aggrieved, put the phone away, and let him scold him.
Yixia waited there for a long time.
When there was no sound from the other end of the phone, Yi Xia picked up the phone and listened to it.
The Gu family was silent.
Yixia was anxious, wanted to speak, and was afraid that he would accidentally "ignite" the "firecracker" again. In the end, the two of them just kept silent for a long time, and Yixia was thinking about whether to cut off the call. Suddenly, the Gu family said: "Tomorrow Come see the photos."
"Oh……"
Yi Xia was slightly startled, and responded.
"It's noon."
"it is good."
The phone fell silent again.
Yi Xia listened quietly, and didn't hang up, and didn't know what to say when he opened his mouth.
In the end, just as he was about to open his mouth to say that it would be like this, if he didn't want to, the Gu family spoke again.
"Don't do this anymore."
Yi Xia thought he was talking about her own pigeon-raising, frowned and wanted to speak, but heard: "I don't even know who the other party is, and I agreed to accompany him for dinner after listening to him in a few words."
Yi Xia was slightly taken aback.
Yi Xia raised her eyebrows and explained: "No, at that time... at that time, it was because..."
"I'll pick you up directly at your house in the future!"
Yi Xia was stunned.
"If I call you in the future, you will obediently wait for me at home!"
It feels weird.
"What do you mean obediently waiting for you at home?"
Yi Xia refused to accept it, and when Yi Xia was about to say goodbye, the Gu family directly said, "Hang up."
Immediately there was a cut-off sound from the phone.
Yi Xia was stunned.
He felt that what the Gu family meant was to accommodate his incompetence.
He looked at the phone for a long time before he frowned and complained: "As for?"
Yixia is a man.
Didn't you find the wrong place once?
Is it because of this that people look down on you?
Yixia was depressed.
Yixia turned around and saw Ji Hao standing by the balcony door, slightly startled.
"I'll take the change of clothes for you by the way."
The long eyelashes fluttered, Ji Hao and Yixia looked at each other, their eyes were full of inquiry.
Yixia didn't want him to know that he went to a dating agency, he felt a little guilty, his eyes wandered, avoiding Ji Hao's sight, and nodded: "Oh."
"Will you wash first or should I wash first?"
"Come on, aren't you hungry? Go and eat noodles."
Yi Xia said, but still didn't look at Ji Hao.
He bypassed Ji Hao and entered the living room, halfway Ji Hao wanted to reach out to stop him, but after thinking about it, Ji Hao didn't do that.
Because Lianzi is there.
No matter what he wants to do to Yixia, she will join in to disrupt the situation.
If you can't ask anything, it must be half the effort.
Ji Hao didn't want to make meaningless efforts, so he didn't speak anymore, turned around and followed Yi Xia's footsteps, and entered the hall.
When Yixia came in, Lianzi had already put the cooked noodles on the table.
Lian Zi took the bowl and spooned it there, seeing that Ji Hao sat down, he put the filled bowl in front of him.
Ji Hao looked at the noodles, there were all sorts of messes, needless to say, it must have been thrown by Lian Zi when Yi Xia was not in the kitchen, Ji Hao frowned, thinking that she could be more omnivorous, look Yixia came out of the room with clean clothes, and his attention suddenly returned to Yixia.
Yixia frowned when he saw the bowl.
He stopped and reached for a spoon to stir the pot, and smiled.
He knew it.
Because Lianzi cooks like this every time.
Every time she thinks about what she wants to eat, she pours it all into one pot like a witch dispensing medicine when cooking.
Yixia patted Ji Hao on the shoulder.
Because he saw Ji Hao's dislike for the food in front of him.
"eat fast."
Afraid that he would lose his temper, Yixia coaxed him to take the chopsticks. Ji Hao took it, glanced at Lianzi resentfully, picked up the mushy boiled noodles and stuffed them into his mouth. He calmed down, stroked his light-colored hair, and went into the bathroom.
As soon as the bathroom door was closed, the chopsticks in Ji Hao's hand slapped on the table.
"Aren't you sorry?"
Ji Hao spat out what he ate, and scolded Lianzi: "It's almost 30, and it's like this after cooking!"
"What's the matter? I'm happy!" Lian Zi raised his eyebrows and replied, "Your brother has never said anything about me after eating for half his life. If you can't swallow it, go and cool down!"
Ji Hao is on fire.
He wanted to make a noise.
But his mind is not here.
He closed his mouth and stared at her angrily, got up and entered the room, and almost immediately, he took a pile of clean clothes and walked to the bathroom.
Lianzi ignored him, just lowered his head and concentrated on eating.
Ji Hao glanced at her and knocked on the bathroom door.
"how?"
There was Yixia's response from inside, Lian Zi glanced at him, originally thinking that Yixia would definitely not open the door after her suggestion, but, unexpectedly, Ji Hao's words made her face changed color.
"Brother, you accidentally dropped your underwear on the ground when you were picking up the clothes just now."
"what?"
Yi Xia in the bathroom was taken aback.
He checked the clothes and underwear on the side, but there were really none.
"Oh."
Yixia's first reaction was to open the door and reach out, asking Ji Hao to hand it to him.
As soon as the door opened, Lianzi's heart skipped a beat when he stretched out his steaming, wet arms.
really.
The handsome face full of childishness made a naughty face to her
Yixia frowned even more when he heard this, but he knew that Lianzi was just a bit displeased and meant no malice, so he reached out and put the lid on the pot, and didn't speak any more.
Lian Zi stood beside him, seeing that there were no extra ingredients in front of him, he went to open the refrigerator, bent over, and took out sausages and the like.
While thinking about what she wanted to eat, she stuffed it into her arms. Finally, suddenly, she turned her head and asked, "Do you feel pleasure when he touches you?"
Yixia happened to see that the pot was about to be lifted when it was boiling. When she asked her, she was stunned for a moment, and her hands were scalded. He picked up the lid of the pot and put it in the sink, raised his eyebrows, and complained to Lianzi.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Yi Xia didn't know what was in her head anymore, it was so outrageous, what a mess.
Lian Zi didn't realize that there was something wrong with his question.
She blinked her eyes, and said innocently, "It's what it is, do you think men don't feel it when they touch men? How old is your brother, do you think he is still a child at what age is it fun to touch you?"
Yi Xia was a little annoyed.
He opened his mouth to say something, but Lianzi knew that he couldn't accept it, so he straightened up, took the first step, and said, "I tell you, quickly find him a girlfriend. Children of his age have the most vague feelings about men and women. He I grew up abroad, and my personality is very informal, don't say I didn't remind you..."
Lianzi put the things on the cabinet and said in a long-winded way: "If he feels that men can do it, go outside and find something cool to play with, then don't cry."
Yi Xia was stunned.
Yixia knew that this was of course possible.
Although Yixia has an ordinary life and knowledge, but Yixia is not stupid.
Ichika began to worry.
Even Yixia began to doubt.
Ji Hao usually touches him here and there, and Yixia was thinking: Could it be that Ji Hao had bent over before he came back?
Yixia felt heavy in his heart.
He was wondering if he wanted to make a long-distance call to Ji Hao's adoptive father and mother, and just as he was thinking, in the living room, in front of Ji Hao, Yi Xia's mobile phone, which was casually placed on the coffee table, suddenly rang.
——————————————————————————————————————
~~~
The author has something to say: Lianzi’s curve points~
Uncle Yixia is starting to worry~worry~
Little Jihao complained: I just touched it, nothing else...
Giggle~ It's strange~
6. Bad~...
Ji Hao, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV and listening to the movement in the kitchen, picked it up for Yixia without even thinking about it.
As soon as the phone key was pressed, before Ji Hao could speak, the other end of the phone yelled fiercely: "Are you a virgin?"
"..."
Ji Hao was speechless.
Ji Hao looked at it from a distance, it was an unfamiliar number, he thought it was a harassing call from those boring people, so he cut it off directly.
On the other side, the Gu family, who couldn't wait for the other party's response, was startled.
He was a little puzzled, and at the end, thinking that Yi Xia was afraid of being scolded by him, he raised his eyebrows and called again.
Connect again and ask again.
Ji Hao frowned, wanted to scold, but didn't want to, the phone in his hand was taken away.
It was Lianzi who took the phone away, Ji Hao looked up, Lianzi called Yixia, and when Yixia came out to see her handing over the phone, he wiped his hands on the apron and took the phone.
Ji Hao is annoyed by Lian Zi's troublesome affairs.
He glared at Lianzi, thinking that Yixia would cut off the call soon, but he didn't want Yixia's expression to change, and explained: "I'm going."
Yi Xia's voice was very low, anxious and aggrieved, which attracted the attention of the tense two people.
"Obviously you turned off the phone! I can't find you!"
As Yixia said, he raised his eyes and found that Lianzi and Lianzi were looking at him, he twitched the corners of his mouth and laughed silently, and ran away to the balcony.
Yixia argued with Gu's family on the balcony, annoyed.
The Gu family felt that he was making excuses and became even more angry.
"Can you be more legendary?"
"I went to the wrong place for some reason, and for some reason they still let you eat! Do you not know the difference between skirts and trousers, or do you think there is a little bit less under the stick? How did I tell you when I called? ?I told you that your mobile phone is running out of battery, and I told you to call Miss Yang when you arrive. If you don’t hear me, you don’t ask, and if you go to the wrong place, you still sit down and eat with others! You’re still a man! Damn it! Mother T I sat there all night and was sprayed from head to toe with protein (saliva)! I said, what is in your head?"
The Gu family is so fierce.
Yi Xia couldn't speak at all.
Yixia felt aggrieved, put the phone away, and let him scold him.
Yixia waited there for a long time.
When there was no sound from the other end of the phone, Yi Xia picked up the phone and listened to it.
The Gu family was silent.
Yixia was anxious, wanted to speak, and was afraid that he would accidentally "ignite" the "firecracker" again. In the end, the two of them just kept silent for a long time, and Yixia was thinking about whether to cut off the call. Suddenly, the Gu family said: "Tomorrow Come see the photos."
"Oh……"
Yi Xia was slightly startled, and responded.
"It's noon."
"it is good."
The phone fell silent again.
Yi Xia listened quietly, and didn't hang up, and didn't know what to say when he opened his mouth.
In the end, just as he was about to open his mouth to say that it would be like this, if he didn't want to, the Gu family spoke again.
"Don't do this anymore."
Yi Xia thought he was talking about her own pigeon-raising, frowned and wanted to speak, but heard: "I don't even know who the other party is, and I agreed to accompany him for dinner after listening to him in a few words."
Yi Xia was slightly taken aback.
Yi Xia raised her eyebrows and explained: "No, at that time... at that time, it was because..."
"I'll pick you up directly at your house in the future!"
Yi Xia was stunned.
"If I call you in the future, you will obediently wait for me at home!"
It feels weird.
"What do you mean obediently waiting for you at home?"
Yi Xia refused to accept it, and when Yi Xia was about to say goodbye, the Gu family directly said, "Hang up."
Immediately there was a cut-off sound from the phone.
Yi Xia was stunned.
He felt that what the Gu family meant was to accommodate his incompetence.
He looked at the phone for a long time before he frowned and complained: "As for?"
Yixia is a man.
Didn't you find the wrong place once?
Is it because of this that people look down on you?
Yixia was depressed.
Yixia turned around and saw Ji Hao standing by the balcony door, slightly startled.
"I'll take the change of clothes for you by the way."
The long eyelashes fluttered, Ji Hao and Yixia looked at each other, their eyes were full of inquiry.
Yixia didn't want him to know that he went to a dating agency, he felt a little guilty, his eyes wandered, avoiding Ji Hao's sight, and nodded: "Oh."
"Will you wash first or should I wash first?"
"Come on, aren't you hungry? Go and eat noodles."
Yi Xia said, but still didn't look at Ji Hao.
He bypassed Ji Hao and entered the living room, halfway Ji Hao wanted to reach out to stop him, but after thinking about it, Ji Hao didn't do that.
Because Lianzi is there.
No matter what he wants to do to Yixia, she will join in to disrupt the situation.
If you can't ask anything, it must be half the effort.
Ji Hao didn't want to make meaningless efforts, so he didn't speak anymore, turned around and followed Yi Xia's footsteps, and entered the hall.
When Yixia came in, Lianzi had already put the cooked noodles on the table.
Lian Zi took the bowl and spooned it there, seeing that Ji Hao sat down, he put the filled bowl in front of him.
Ji Hao looked at the noodles, there were all sorts of messes, needless to say, it must have been thrown by Lian Zi when Yi Xia was not in the kitchen, Ji Hao frowned, thinking that she could be more omnivorous, look Yixia came out of the room with clean clothes, and his attention suddenly returned to Yixia.
Yixia frowned when he saw the bowl.
He stopped and reached for a spoon to stir the pot, and smiled.
He knew it.
Because Lianzi cooks like this every time.
Every time she thinks about what she wants to eat, she pours it all into one pot like a witch dispensing medicine when cooking.
Yixia patted Ji Hao on the shoulder.
Because he saw Ji Hao's dislike for the food in front of him.
"eat fast."
Afraid that he would lose his temper, Yixia coaxed him to take the chopsticks. Ji Hao took it, glanced at Lianzi resentfully, picked up the mushy boiled noodles and stuffed them into his mouth. He calmed down, stroked his light-colored hair, and went into the bathroom.
As soon as the bathroom door was closed, the chopsticks in Ji Hao's hand slapped on the table.
"Aren't you sorry?"
Ji Hao spat out what he ate, and scolded Lianzi: "It's almost 30, and it's like this after cooking!"
"What's the matter? I'm happy!" Lian Zi raised his eyebrows and replied, "Your brother has never said anything about me after eating for half his life. If you can't swallow it, go and cool down!"
Ji Hao is on fire.
He wanted to make a noise.
But his mind is not here.
He closed his mouth and stared at her angrily, got up and entered the room, and almost immediately, he took a pile of clean clothes and walked to the bathroom.
Lianzi ignored him, just lowered his head and concentrated on eating.
Ji Hao glanced at her and knocked on the bathroom door.
"how?"
There was Yixia's response from inside, Lian Zi glanced at him, originally thinking that Yixia would definitely not open the door after her suggestion, but, unexpectedly, Ji Hao's words made her face changed color.
"Brother, you accidentally dropped your underwear on the ground when you were picking up the clothes just now."
"what?"
Yi Xia in the bathroom was taken aback.
He checked the clothes and underwear on the side, but there were really none.
"Oh."
Yixia's first reaction was to open the door and reach out, asking Ji Hao to hand it to him.
As soon as the door opened, Lianzi's heart skipped a beat when he stretched out his steaming, wet arms.
really.
The handsome face full of childishness made a naughty face to her
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