[Orc] Dandan Planet Adventures

It took two days to get out of the seemingly endless jungle, and Hu Hansan once again confirmed the saying that human potential is infinite.

At this moment, he was standing in front of the wall, feeling the long-lost smell of steel and concrete coming from inside the wall.

"Ah, it's really refreshing." Hu Hansan said excitedly, breathing the air around him.

Fatty gave Hu Hansan a sideways look, walked around behind him wordlessly, raised his foot and kicked his ass, kicking him directly into the fence.

"Don't be ashamed here!"

Hu Hansan rubbed his ass, turned around, and said bitterly: "Can you change the place next time, don't you know that the usage of ass is not like this!" After a pause, he added, "And I still With wounds!"

Fatty followed his words and turned his gaze to his lower body, sneered, and said disdainfully: "I've seen it with my own eyes, so why don't I know, but I think the usage you mentioned, except for Toby, No one else would want to try it on you."

"you you!"

"What's wrong with me? Did I say something wrong?" Confidently raised her head, Fei Feifei pouted at him.

Hu Hansan blushed from being blocked by him, pointed his finger in the air for a long time, and finally drew a circle and put it down again: "Forget it, good men don't fight with pigs!"

"If you say I'm a pig again, I'll throw you back to Toby!" Fatty's face turned cold.

Although his animal shape looks very similar to a pig, but in the end they are still very different.

Hu Hansan was taken aback by his words, and stepped in front of Fei Feifei, he took his arm and put it on the palm of his hand, pretending to be pitiful: "Fat, you see we are so familiar, so don't threaten me with this." will die early..."

As he spoke, he tried his best to widen his eyes to express his innocence.

I have seen such a thick-skinned fat man many times before, he slapped off the clutches of his hand in disgust, and left him behind without looking back, and walked towards the city by himself.

Hu Hansan hastened to follow.

The architectural style in the city is very different from the wall seen outside, all tall and solid walls, all the houses are round at the top, and there is a dusty chimney coming out from the side. It looks like a castle from a fairy tale - only twice the size.

Hu Hansan stared dumbfounded at the entire row of neatly arranged buildings, and the surprise in his heart had already risen to the highest point.

"This... This house is too big, and why are they all the same shape?"

Fatty sneered at his performance, and explained lightly as he walked: "This is for the convenience of the animal-shaped Lepid and other creatures to live in. Although the animal-shaped basically stays in the jungle now, everyone is still used to it. That's how sex is built."

"Then why do they have to be built into one shape?" Could it be that only they with this shape can get in through the door?

Fei Feifei paused, stared at Hu Hansan with a complex expression for a while, and then slowly said: "Probably...they think this is more distinctive."

……

Hu Hansan was speechless.

If this is called distinctive, then the development prospects of this planet are really worrying.

"Don't worry about this, let's go quickly." Kicking Hu Hansan's heel, Fei Feifei urged.

He hadn't seen his eldest brother for a long time. They used to get tired of being together every day, but since his eldest brother came to the city, they only saw each other almost once a year.It's not that the authorities ordered them to be restricted, but that the distance between them is too far. If it wasn't for Hu Hansan this time, he wouldn't have come here by himself.

"Oh, good." Before recovering from the shock in front of him, Hu Hansan nodded blankly, and walked forward naturally following Feifeifei.

The road here is very wide. If it is circled from one end where he is standing to the other end, it may form a standard playground. Boringly calculating in his mind how long it would take to cross the road, Hu Hansan stepped on it in a daze. Lumpy objects.

……

Isn't his luck really that bad?

Looking down at his feet with a weeping face, Hu Hansan silently prayed in his heart that it would not be what he imagined.However, the established facts always go against people's wishes, and when he turned his gaze to that lump of golden object, he really wanted to go crazy.

"I've already reminded you, but you were distracted and didn't hear it." Ignoring Hu Hansan's look for help, Fei Feifei said indifferently.

In fact, he didn't make a sound at all, he just wanted to see if some idiot would really step on it. As for the results of the experiment... it seems quite expected.

"Then what should we do now?" Holding his mouth shut, Hu Hansan even had a hint of crying in his voice.

This is his only pair of shoes. Although the front is open, it can still be worn anyway.But now... Feeling the sticky smell coming from the soles of his feet, he felt an urge to throw the shoes off his feet from the inside out.

Fatty looked down at the opening on his shoe for three seconds, and said calmly, "Are you going to wash it?"

……

"Of course not!" Hu Hansan quickly waved his hands in denial.

Just kidding, let him wash his stool, then he would rather be barefoot.

——Although he is also very reluctant to part with his shoes.

"Then there's no other way, just throw it away."

"But..." Hu Hansan hesitated, but still felt unable to move his feet, "Is there any other way?"

Feifeifei rolled his eyes and said helplessly, "Do you still want me to wash it for you?"

"Is it possible?!" Hu Hansan immediately revived on the spot, and his originally gloomy eyes instantly revived with a blinding light, "Fat, don't lie to me."

……

Fatty started to twitch the corners of his mouth.

"You, think, yes, can, can, do you?!" Narrowing his eyes, he viciously emphasized every word.

"Uh... I personally think it's okay..." Suddenly feeling the sinister cold air coming from Fatty's body, Hu Hansan swung his tongue, swallowed the word capable, and said with a smile, "Of course not." It's possible! How is it possible, isn't it..."

"Hmph, it's good to know."

Hu Hansan secretly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

After the crisis was over, Hu Hansan turned his gaze back to his feet.He closed his eyes, raised his feet and counted one, two, three, and when he counted to three, he took a deep breath, then swung his feet away, and violently threw the shoes and the poop under them into the air.

The solitary shoe drew an arc in the air along the principle of a parabola, and then perfectly landed in the middle of the road about 20 meters away from them.

At the same time, the siren sounded instantly on the originally quiet road: "Littering anywhere, a fine of 1000, littering everywhere, a fine of 1000, littering everywhere, a fine of 1000..."

……

Hu Hansan felt that he seemed to have done a very stupid thing.

He rubbed his nose, turned his head towards Fatty with a dry smile: "What...the management here seems to be pretty good."

Fatty rolled his eyes helplessly again.

In fact, he is also responsible for this matter. He knew that the city attaches great importance to environmental issues. He should have reminded Hu Hansan when he said to throw away the shoes, but for a while, he forgot.But speaking of it, why is there poop on the ground...

Fei Feifei attributed this to Hu Hansan's ever-present bad luck.

Soon, three men who looked like cleaners ran over. Hu Hansan stared blankly at them showing him a heavenly fine, then took out the handcuffs, grabbed his hands, and locked them with a snap. in a small circle.

The author has something to say: The number of words for today’s short codes does not seem to be a lot, so let’s just read it first.

A friend made a new cover, and sure enough, the simple characters look pleasing to the eye.

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