[Orc] Dandan Planet Adventures

Hu Hansan was staring at Toby who was sitting opposite him.

Just half an hour before, Toby had swished out of the hole without a sound, leaving him alone in the cold wind in this deserted place.He originally thought that the other party finally found out that he was too small to be worth eating, so he slapped his ass and left. He didn't expect that when he just relaxed and prepared to find a way to climb down from this cave in mid-air, the polar bear The second generation came back with a creature in its claws and flapped its wings.The whole process took no more than 10 minutes, and Hu Hansan wondered how he could fly out to find prey and then fly back in such a short period of time.

The cave has been paved with hay, which is the result of Hu Hansan braving the stench to death, sitting down and lying down for a while to communicate with Toby.Sitting on this hard-won achievement, Hu Hansan once again lamented the importance of language.

On the opposite side, Toby was still staring at him with his big blue eyes. Hu Hansan coughed dryly, and turned his gaze to the lump of unknown objects on the ground.

Hu Hansan was very hungry, thinking of this, his stomach growled again. It has been a night since he came here, but so far, he still hasn't eaten a drop of water.Braised Fish Head, Kung Pao Chicken, Mapo Tofu, Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs... The names of the dishes flashed in his brain, and Hu Hansan couldn't help but began to salivate, but when he looked at the ball under his eyes again, he couldn't tell the difference. What is the object, all appetite disappeared in an instant.

What a turnoff.he thought angrily.It's already miserable to be hungry and have nothing to eat, but this dull bear keeps putting food in front of him again and again. Doesn't he know that it's shameful to show off food in front of others? !

Annoyed, he cast a contemptuous look at Toby, Hu Hansan was thinking that if eyes could kill a bear, then he must have killed the bear in front of him hundreds of times.

On the other side, Toby didn't know that his image in Hu Hansan's heart had been lowered by a notch in just a blink of an eye, and he pointed his fingernails at the fat dragon meat on the ground happily, waiting for Hu Hansan to praise him with joy.

In his mind, there were two reasons for Hu Hansan's refusal just now. One was that he was shy and embarrassed to sit and eat with him, and the other was that he felt that the meat was not fresh.

Indeed, because he is not willing to eat it himself, he would hide some of the best meat from Fei Feilong's body every time, so that when he was greedy but didn't want to move, he could use it as a snack, but For this reason, the meat he had stashed was past its expiration date.

"@%￥%#￥%#@#..." (Eat it, it's delicious.)

Seeing that Hu Hansan didn't move, Toby pushed the meat a little further, and then looked at him anxiously.In fact, he himself is not full, usually he has to eat a lot, the previous ones can only be regarded as appetizers at most, but now he does not want Hu Hansan on the opposite side to think that he is an idiot, so even if he wants to eat again, he will try his best to control it. Try not to let your saliva flow down.

Hu Hansan could feel that sight, no matter how you looked at it, looked like a child in a kindergarten who had done a good deed and was waiting for their parents to praise him, but he subconsciously pretended not to see it.Just kidding, if a 20-meter-tall bear shows such an expression to a human being who is not even two meters tall, anyone will feel that they are dazzled.

The lump of something that I don't know what it was was pushed to his feet just when Han was distracted, and the soft fat stuck to his calf with a sticky feeling. Hu Hansan was so excited that he quickly supported it with his hands Moved the fart|butt back several positions.

He hates this slimy thing the most!

This kind of action made Toby's claws pushing forward miss the target. He was taken aback for a moment, and then innocently looked at Hu Hansan who looked disgusted.

Is it too big?

Tilting his head and thinking for a while, Toby tore off the best piece of fat fat dragon's body, and then tried to push it over again.It's a pity that Hu Hansan on the opposite side didn't know what he meant, he just thought he was playing|playing with him like he was in the jungle this morning.One bear and one person just pushed and retreated like this, pushing and retreating, and finally the whole piece of meat was covered with mud.

Seeing that a good piece of meat was so dirty, Toby was not happy, and threw the meat out of the hole with his nails, and he began to lose his temper.

It was the tenderest and freshest meat on Fei Feilong's body. He was hungry and reluctant to eat it, but that guy didn't accept his kindness and avoided it so much!

Fury spewed from his nostrils, Toby stood up propping up his huge body, and stomped his feet under Hu Hansan's shocked gaze.

"Boom-boom-boom-"

The ground heaved up and down as if it was about to be shattered, and the stones on the roof of the cave fell one after another under the huge vibration. Hu Hansan looked at the stones that kept hitting Toby's body, and his heart was in his throat.

——It doesn't matter if you hit a dull bear, anyway, he is not afraid of pain for such a big man, but if you hit yourself, you will die!

Crouching in the corner with his head in his hands, Hu Hansan closed his eyes and recited Amitabha Buddha.But he forgot that this is not China, and the Buddha cannot hear his prayers.So while he was reciting, not only did the stones on the top of his head not stop falling, but they tended to fall faster and bigger.

Toby over there was still stomping his feet, his snow-white fur became gray, and even his wings were covered with a layer of dust. The stones fell on him like they were on a rubber ball. , all bounced back.

——Just, why did the rebounds all come from the same place?

Hu Hansan looked at the pile of stones piled higher and higher in front of him, wanting to cry but without tears, he didn't even have the strength to stop it.How farsighted he is to choose such a corner to squat in? If he could be so lucky in buying lottery tickets, he would have become an upstart!

Sighing helplessly, Hu Hansan lay down and prepared to hide in another place. (If you don't change it, it will probably become his grave.) His hands touched the ground and moved to another corner little by little. He only hoped to be able to live to see the sun tomorrow. Now he needs to care.

But as I said just now, this is not China, and the Buddha cannot hear his prayers, so just when he was about to escape from the sea of ​​suffering, there happened to be such a small piece of stone with eyes. The position he was in then hit his butt|butt with a whoosh.

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"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--!"

This was the first sound Hu Hansan made after being smashed to the ground and eating a mouthful of dirt.

He was angry, no, he was outraged, all the fright and blows he had suffered in the past two days turned into angry flames and shot towards Toby who was still throwing a temper tantrum.Like a robot, he sat up stiffly, stood up straight, and walked slowly towards Toby.

"Do you...do you want to be shot with my eyes, sprayed with saliva, or stuck with snot?" Ignoring the stones that kept falling at his feet, Hu Hansan's unkempt face revealed a gloomy expression. smile.

He decided that no matter whether the upgraded version of the polar bear in front of him was going to eat him or not, he had to express all his grievances first, otherwise, he would be suffocated to death before being eaten. .

There was a moment of silence in the cave, and Toby, who was exercising his temper, stopped when he heard Hu Hansan speak. The giant foot that was lifted in mid-air turned to look at him. One person and one bear were in the almost destroyed cave. Confronting each other, the atmosphere was very strange for a while.

"%￥%#%#@#..." (What did you say?)

It was Toby who got out of the atmosphere first, tilted his head, and asked suspiciously Hu Hansan who was trying to raise his head to him.

Although he still felt aggrieved just now, he was angry and vented. As a Leibid who became an adult yesterday, Toby is still very sensible sometimes.

But Hu Hansan, who was so angry that his nose was crooked, obviously wouldn't understand Toby's cuteness. With his eyes widened, he climbed up to Toby's instep and stretched out his two fingers to pull out the hair.

So the cry of killing a pig came out again from the cave, but this time it was not Hu Hansan, but Toby.

But Hu Hansan was also having a hard time. Toby, who raised his foot because of the pain, swung forward, and he was thrown into the middle of the growing pile of stones.

——The so-called self-inflicted evil, you can't live, this is not true at all.

The stones on the top of the cave fell even more happily after such a commotion, one after another, they greeted Hu Hansan directly. Toby drilled over there.

No matter what, my life is still to be saved.

"#￥%#%￥@#..." (You pluck my hair, I'm going to tell my mother that you bullied me!)

But Toby didn't give him this chance. After throwing him out, Toby started hopping around the cave.He hates that guy now, not only dislikes the fat dragon he worked so hard to catch, but also climbs on his feet to pluck the hair, he is not as obedient as other children's toys at all.

He began to regret bringing Hu Hansan back, and his mouth was full of blood, his nose was sore, and Toby finally cried out loud like a lion's roar.

The loud voice reverberated throughout the cave and froze Hu Hansan, who was half running towards him, froze in place. He stared blankly at Toby whose tears were falling down, and began to reflect in his heart that he was It's not that it's a little too much.

"Are... are you okay?" Slowly approaching Toby, Hu Hansan's hand touched the place he pulled out just now.

It seems to be really painful, the little hair is gone...

Frowning and touching the bare skin, Hu Hansan thought about the scene when he fell and hurt his mother to blow him up when he was a child, and applied that method to the giant bear in front of him.

The author has something to say: Ah San is really unlucky...