[Orc] Dandan Planet Adventures

After throwing the grass skirt back and forth and being picked up by Toby and putting it in his hands, Hu Hansan felt that his life was hopeless.

Is there anything more depressing than being unable to communicate?

The answer is, no.

Is there anything more aggrieved than not being able to throw a hot potato out?

The answer is still, no.

Hu Hansan is now caught in this dilemma.He felt that he and Toby belonged to two worlds (not in the same world in the first place). Although there is a book that can be read for him in terms of language, he can still communicate, but it has to be said that Hu Hansan would rather not have this kind of communication.

Just like their conversation just now, they were both talking about the same thing, but the result was that Hu Hansan couldn't understand Toby's brain circuit, and Toby couldn't understand Hu Hansan's brain circuit either.

Speaking of this, Hu Hansan felt very depressed. He thought he had expressed his meaning very clearly. How could there be such a bear who couldn't make sense of life or death?

That grass skirt, Hu Hansan said it was worn by women, Toby said it was worn by men too, Hu Hansan said it was worn by savages, Toby said that savages don’t wear clothes, Hu Hansan finally said that at least he should not wear straw Skirt, Toby replied, this is just for you.

What else can he say?What else could Hu Hansan say? !

He couldn't say anything, so he shut up.

Hu Hansan remembered a sentence he had forwarded on Weibo before, which said that the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that you are in Two-dimensional and I am in three-dimensional.He felt that this sentence was suitable for him, as long as he changed it a little, the farthest distance in the world was not life and death, but me and you in the same dimension, I am a human and you are a bear.

That's perfect.

The grass skirt was still in his hand, and he had given up hope of throwing it away, anyway, no matter how many times he threw it, the dull bear would pick it up and throw it back into his hand.

Although he is still depressed about the grass skirt, the object has changed, from him to Toby who is opposite.

Ever since he finished the grass skirt for him, Toby was as excited as a chicken blood. Hu Hansan originally thought that he was proud of his fine handwork, but it didn't take long before Hu Hansan confirmed him The idea is wrong.

Toby was excited that he could make such a grass skirt himself.

Since almost all the grass blades were pulled off the entire hillside before, and only a little grass blades were used to make the grass skirt for Hu Hansan, the current situation is that the remaining grass blades are piled up on the ground and are useless.

Toby had spotted the spot.After all, he was jealous because he thought the grass skirt he made was very beautiful.

He has never worn clothes since he grew up so big. He used to think it was unnecessary. Later, he couldn’t change his body because his body was too big and there were no clothes suitable for him. But now it’s different, the material is so abundant, it’s enough for him to do whatever he wants Done.

So under Hu Hansan's stunned expression, Toby once again devoted himself to hand-making.This time he plans to change the style. If he is like Hu Hansan, although the materials are enough, but it doesn’t match his huge figure, it will make him look like he is wearing a life buoy. So he thought about it and decided to make it like his mother usually. Styles of panties worn at home.

Hu Hansan watched as he connected the grass leaves one by one, and then passed the rattan through the top one. This was repeated several times, and finally all the grass leaves were strung together to complete.

The finished product looked very...novel, at least to Hu Hansan, he was speechless for a long time just like swallowing hundreds of flies.But if he knew that Toby's mother usually wore such underwear, he thought he would swallow more flies.

To describe it in the language he used in the previous world, the thing that Toby made is called-erotic underwear.

It's still T-shaped.

Hu Hansan has seen this more than once, on the beach, or on pole dancing strippers in nightclubs and clubs.Of course, his best friend also took him to buy it on Taobao at home, ranging from a few yuan to dozens of yuan.

These are not the point, the point is that the thing that was originally used to add interest is currently being held in Toby's hand-although it is oversized.

Have you ever seen a bear in sexy underwear?

Hu Hansan felt that it was necessary for him to explain to the dull bear in front of him that some things should not be worn indiscriminately.He cleared his throat, covered his mouth with his hands and gave a low cough, and said to Toby in a serious manner, "This is for women, not for men."

Toby looked at him suspiciously, obviously not understanding what he was thinking.For him, clothes are for wearing and have nothing to do with men or women.Although there are other styles, he thinks this one looks better, so he chose to make this one: "This one can be worn." After thinking about it, Toby added, "I like it."

So Hu Han raised his forehead three times.How had he forgotten that they were incompetent?

"Then you wear it, I don't." Since it doesn't make sense, Hu Hansan decided to keep his image first.

But how can Toby be such an easy bear?The answer is obviously no.

"We wear it together, and we look good together."

……

Looks good on your sister!

Hu Hansan really couldn't help but want to swear, he had never seen someone so dumb in his life!Where did he look good-looking?Animal costume or parent-child costume?Or couple outfits?

With rough air coming out of his nostrils, Hu Hansan gritted his teeth and made a middle finger in his heart.Facing such a big creature, he didn't dare to refute and only dared to think in his head. If the bear was as big as him, he would definitely kick him in the face with one kick to let him know that even if his face is white. it's useless.

Over there Toby ignored him completely, and was already fiddling with that thing excitedly to wear on his body. The grass leaves were shaking in his hands, and it looked awkward no matter how he looked at it with his big round belly.

Hu Hansan had no choice but to slowly wrap the grass skirt around his waist. The feeling of the rattan being worn around his body was uncomfortable. He first rubbed the rough skin around with his hands, and then tied a slipknot on the back .

At this point, the Hula Brothers are officially established.

Toby was obviously satisfied with this outfit, and excitedly turned back and forth, left and right, and the blades of grass swayed as he turned, filling the nearby air until only the aroma of green grass remained.

Hu Hansan turned a blind eye to the scene in front of him, he was afraid that if he watched it any longer, it would cause a needle's eye.Although it has been wrapped in grass blades, Toby's giant bowed head is still looming underneath.It was alright when he didn't cover it before, anyway, animals are so naked, but now that they are covered up like this, it feels a bit like trying to cover up.

The fruit that was just shaken off was still on the ground, Hu Hansan walked over with a paralyzed face, he had already eaten what he just held in his hand, and he wanted to taste some more, after all, the taste was really good, and he was a little too hungry .

The orange-red fruit was solitary in a circle, Hu Hansan picked one up, rubbed it on his hands, and then put it directly into his mouth.The sweet smell melted in his mouth, making him unconsciously throw aside his irritable emotions.

At this time, Toby was calming down from his excitement. He looked at the fig leaf on his body, and then at Hu Hansan who was still eating happily, and he couldn't hold back his happiness.

At any rate, he still made the grass skirt on his body, so it’s okay not to praise his exquisite handwork, not even say thank you, isn’t it obvious that you don’t like what he made?

The flames of anger ignited, and Toby strode up to Hu Hansan, and put his big face that said he was angry with serious consequences in front of Hu Hansan.

At that time, Hu Hansan was stuffing the last piece of fruit into his mouth. Seeing the sky suddenly darken, his swallowing movements slowed down, and he raised his head to meet Toby's nose in a daze.

What's going on here?

"Mom said, it's an honor for you to take something from someone else." Ignoring Hu Hansan's blank look, Toby said word by word.

Since he was a child, his mother taught him that no matter what was given to him by others or what he snatched from others, he should say to the original owner that it is your honor, because this is a compliment to the original owner. Toby has always He believes in what his mother said as the truth, so he will say this to the other party every time he gets something.Although the face of the other party will become constipated every time he finishes speaking, he still perseveres. Moreover, he is different from his mother. If the other party tells him this sentence, he will thank him. This is called coming and going.

After hearing what Toby said, Hu Hansan became even more sluggish. He even wondered if the concept of right and wrong in this place was different from the place he stayed in before. Such obvious understatement?Doesn't this mother bear think her education method is very problematic?

Moaning his lips twice, Hu Hansan finally did not make any rebuttals.

"I like the clothes very much. It's your honor." As if his throat was stuck, he closed his eyes and uttered this completely upside-down sentence without conscience.

"Thank you." Toby didn't see his tangled face, but his goal was achieved, and his anger went down.

After all, he still likes Hu Hansan very much. Although he can't communicate with him, and sometimes he often does things that make him angry, but those are trivial things, and they are not as good as his good mood when he has an extra toy.

The clothes incident ended, and one person and one bear fell into silence again.It's already noon now, after taking a bath, having clothes, and eating, the next thing to worry about is their accommodation.

The author has something to say: Brothers in grass skirts, I don’t know why I suddenly think of Brothers Haier, but they are wearing underwear and these two are wearing grass skirts...